kaijushamozhiying，jiguibaogetou！zhangyunhuangyongzheishiyibenjiqiyouxiudeyibuzuopin！wulunshicongzuozhebanyechiyudewenbihaishiduirenwusheding，juqingsheding，dounenggourangduzhedairujinqu，jingcaineirongtuijian：“gongxisuzhujishadiexian（ligui），shoucijishahuodeshuangbeijiangli，huode1000diangongde！”“gongxisuzhuwanchengshousha，wanchengchengjiu：diyi……
“咚咚咚~~”
guiyideqiaomenshengrangfangqiqihunshenbengjin，yigunanyiyanmingdekongjuqingxushunjianzhanjuletadexinjian；
“谁？”
qiangrenzhekongju，fangqiqihaishichushengwendao；
ranerhuidatadequeyeyijiushineishuxiyouguiyideqiaomensheng，zheirangtadelianseshunjianbiandecangbai；
“哒哒哒~~~”
fangqiqinieshouniejiaodiqishen，laidaolemenkou，danshitaquebingmeiyoukaimen；
ershizhijiejimenlailegefansuo，haibapangbiandeyizinaguolaibamenjichedidizhu，zheicaishaoweianxinleyidian。
“吱嘎~~”
ranerxiayimiao，menqueyijiukaile，zheiciyijiushichaozhewaimianerkai，zheirangfangqiqidungantoupifama；
“xiaojiejie，nikanjianwodelianlema？”
yinlengdeshengyinzhijiejiubafangqiqijiheyunleguoqu，zaicixinglaideshihoutayoutangzailechuangshang；
zheiyici，talianqidoubuganzaiqichuang，ershiguozhezijidebeizi，zhixiwangnenggoukuaidiantianliang。
“咚咚咚~~~”
ranerxiayimiao，shuxierguiyideqiaomenshengzaicixiangqi……
“**！”
tingwanfangqiqidehua，liuxiuzhijierenbuzhubaolejucukou：“zheinimashenmeguidemengjing？haidailianhuande，daomengkongjianma？”
“确实很诡异啊！”
gaopenghehuangyongyeshilianliandiantou，suihoujiangmuguangkanxianglepangbiandezhangyun，xiwangtanenggouzuochujieshi；
bijingxianzai，zhangyunzaitamenxinzhongyijingshilonghushandedaoshi，suoyiyinggaizhidaozheishishenmeqingkuang？
“doukanwozuoshen？jiacaia！”
shuozhe，zhangyuncongcanpanzhongjiaqiyikuaihongshaoroufangjinzuili，ranhouluchuyifuxiangshoudebiaoqing；
zhongren：（ꐦ°᷄◡°᷅）
“wozongganjuezheijiahuoyoudianqianzou！”
“没错！”
“我忍他很久了！”
zhongrendequantoushinieleyounie，yifuyaoyaqiechidemoyang，erzhangyunquefangruomeiyoukanjianside。
“laozhang，nikuaijishuoshuobei，xueweidaodishibushiyudaobuganjingdedongxile？”
“zheigewozhenbuzhidao？”
zhangyuntanletanshou，yifuwoyebuzhidaodebiaoqing，zheirangzhongrenxiangdangwuyu；
“nibushitianshifudechuanrenma？zheihaibuzhidao？nandaonidangdaoshideshihouzaishuijuema？shuishen！”
fangqiqiyilianbumandikanzhezhangyun，zheijiahuotaiqianzoule；
张云：emmm
zijishizhendebuzhidao，bijingtayoubushizhendetianshifuchuanren；
zaozhidaojiubuzhuangle，xiwangweilaitianshifubuhuigaozijidazhetianshifudiziqihaozaiwaizhaoyaozhuangpianba！
“woshizhenbuzhidao，buguowodaoshikeyisongxueweiyijiandongxi！”
“shenmedongxi？zhuaguidefaqima？”
fangqiqiyiliandihaoqidishenchulexiaoshou，yebuzhidaozhangyunyaosongjizijidedongxishishenme？
“酱酱~~”
xiayimiao，zhangyunzhijiecongkoudailitaochuyigexiangpica，ranhoufangzailefangqifangqiqideshouli；
（ꐦ°᷄yi°᷅）“nitemiaozhaochoushiba！”
fangqiqimanlianheixiandikanzhezhangyun，tahaiyiweizhangyunhuinachushenmelihaidezhuaguifaqini？
结果，就这？
nimazheikuaixiangpicazaiwaimianzhimaiwumaoqian，erqiedouyijingyongleyixiaoban，zheisuannamenzidefaqia？
tazaidianshilijianguotaomujian、tongqian、fuzhi，danshiconglaimeiyoutingshuoguoxiangpicanenggouzhuaguide；
zheiwanyieryaozenmezhua，zhijiebaguijicadiaoma？
“xuewei，nikebuyaoxiaokanzheikuaixiangpica！”
zhangyunluchuyifushenmixixidebiaoqingshuodao：“zheikuaixiangpicakeshiworiyegongfengzaifozumianqian，youfofajiachidefaqie！”
“hehe，nibushidaoshima？daoshiyebaifo？”
fangqiqilengxiaodao，zhenyiweibenxiaojiehenhaopianma？
“呃……”
“都一样啦！”
“nizhiyaodaihuiqufangzaizhentouxia，baozhengnijintianbuhuizuoemengde！”
zheihuatakezhenmeiyoupianren，tazaizheixiangpicashangjiachilegongde，suiranzhiyouyidian，danshiyesuanshiyigemeijiele！
zaijingguofanfudelunzhenghou，tafaxianzhiyaojiangyidiangongdejiachizaiwupinshang，zheijianwupinjiukeyiyuanchengjinxinggongdejiachi！
yejiushishuo，zhiyaofangqiqinazhexiangpica，tajiukeyizairenheshihoujixiangpicazengjiagongde，rangxiangpicadeweilidazeng。
“heng，buxiangbangwojiusuanle，jiwoqusi！”
fangqiqijiangshouzhongdexiangpicarengzailecanzhuoshang，ranhoutouyebuhuidipaochuleshitang。
“laozhang，nijiubunengbangbangxueweima？haodaidajiatongxueyichanga！”
kandaofangqiqilikai，liuxiubuyoukanxiangzhangyundao：“suiranxueweipingshiduiwomenyanliledian，danyeshiweilebanjia！nikebunengjiansibujiua！”
“jiushi，xueweipingshiduiwomenhaishihenbucuode，youpiaoliangyouxinhao，nidebangbangxuewei！”
gaopengyeshifuhedao，erpangbiandehuangyongyeshilianliandiantou。
“wozhendemeiyoushuobubangxueweia！”
zhangyunwunaidishuodao：“wobushizhunbeibaxiangpicajitama？sheizhidaoxueweibuxiangxinwoni！”
“不会吧！”
kandaozhangyunbusizuojiadeyangzi，sanrendoushidengdaleshuangyankanzhezhangyundexiangpica；
tamenzenmeyexiangbudao，zheixiangpicanimajuranzhendefaqi，zheiyetai“xuanhuan”leba！
“neinijiubuhuijieshijieshima？”
“jieshi？nikanxueweipaodeduokuai？nizhuideshang？”
“追不上！”
liuxiuyaoleyaotou，fangqiqikebujinjinshixuexiweiyuan，gengshitiyushedechengyuan，banlihenduonanshengdoupaobuguota；
chulepangbianzheigehaizaijijiganfandefeipengjiangjun；
一生要强的女生！
“neizenmeban？womendexiangbanfajiujiuxueweia！”
“wonengyoushenmebanfa？zongbunengrangwobanyeqianrunvshengsusheba！”
zhangyunyehenwunai，tashenshangxianzaijiushengkuaixiangpica，zhiyoudaihuierqukankanyoumeiyouqitashihejiachigongdededongxile！
“好主意！”
liuxiuhuranmengpaizhuozi，hedepangbianderendoufenfenyuanli，pabeida！
“什么好主意！”
zhangyunhuyidikanzheliuxiu，yizhongbuhaodeganjueyouranersheng，zongyoudiaominxianghaizhen！
“dangranshiqianrunvshengsushea！”
liuxiuyilianrenzhendishuodao：“laozhang，zuzhijiaojiniyigeguangrongderenwu，jinyejiuqianruxueweideqinshi，ranhoujinxingtieshenbaohu！”
wotemiao，guoranyoudiaominxianghaizhen！
budui，qianrunvshengsushekeshimeigenanrendemengxiang，dandangzheigemengxiangyaofuzhuxingdongdeshihou，zhangyunhaishiganjuedaolexinhuang！
“zhaosia！beifaxiankeshihuibeikaichude！”
zhangyunkebuxiangbeifaxianhouyichouwannian，talaodiehuidasitade，haoma？
“fangxinhaole，woyoujueduiwanmeidejihua，kendingbuhuirangnibeifaxiande！”
“我不去啊！”
zhangyunxiangyaotaolizheigeshifeizhidi，danshiquezhijiebeigaopengheliuxiujizhualeqilai，suihoujiazhequzhaoxueweile！
“laozhang！zheikeshiqianzainanfengdehaojihui，yihounijiushichuanshudaxuejinruguonvshengsushedekangbazile！”
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