“guandenglea，doujiwoshuijuequ！”
chuanshudaxuedesusheloulichuanlaisuguandedasangmen，yishijianzhenggesusheloushunjianjiuanjinglexialai；
suguanmanyididianlediantou，kanlaizijizaixueshengmenxinzhonghaishihenyouweiwangde；
daisuguanlikaizhihou，yixiesushexixisusuchuanlaileyizhenzhentanhuasheng，dangransuguanshitingbujianle！
“gejige，shuohaode，jintianwanshangyaowandiexiande！”
liuxiuyilianxingfendicongshangpupalexialai，ranhouquchuleyigexiaowanheyizhanghuangbu，huangbushangmianmimimamaquanshichangyongdewenzi；
“zhen……zhendeyaowan？”
huangyongdeshengyinyouxiebuqingyuan，sihuyouxiehaipa，bijingdawanshangwandiexian，queshihuirangrengandaojingsong；
erqiejuxiaodaoxiaoxi，tamenzheidongsushelouyiqianhaishiyichuluanzanggang，zheijiugengrangrenyuefajuedekongbu；
“哈哈哈~”
yizhenshuanglangdexiaoshengcongpangbiandeshangpuchuanlai：“huangyong，niyetaidanxiaoleba！”
“womenyejiushishieryi，zheiyiweizheigeshijieyouguini？”
liuxiuyibianbainongyibianxiaodao：“erqiehoutianyaokaoshile，zheicidechengjihaiyaosuanruqimochengji，nijiubuxiangwenwenzheicikaoshinengkaoduoshao？”
“wodaoshixiangwenwenwoweilaiqudexifushishei？”
gaopengyilianyinxiaodishuodao：“ruguoshiliyanyandehua，neiwohuifeichangkaixin，ranhoumingtianjiuqubiaobai！”
“haole，dounonghaole，balaozhangjiwocongchuangshangtaixialai！”
“好嘞！”
gaopengyingleyisheng，suihouzoudaolezuilimiandechuangwei，biankandaoyigezhangxiangqingxiudeshaonianyijingzaidahule；
“laozhangniubia！guandengsanfenzhongjinrushendushuimian，zheikeyichengdeshangjuejileba！”
“这算啥？”
liuxiutiaoletiaomeishuodao：“laozhangzuiniubideshibeifazhandeshihoudounengshuizhe，zheijiahuokeshishuishenlaizhe！”
“ganjinbatataixialai，wodouzhunbeihaole！”
“ganmala！ha~~~”
ganjueyourenzaibalaziji，zhangyunganggangjinrudemeimengzhijiebeiqiaduan，menglongdizhengkaileshuangyan；
“shuishen，ganjinqilai，nikeshidayingwojintianyaopeiwomenwandiexiande！”
“碟仙？”
wenyan，zhangyundunshijiulailejingshen，suihou“sou”deyixiajiucongchuangshangcuanlexialai，yilianxingfendeyangzi！
“**，niganmazheimexingfen？baitianbushihaiyouxiebuqingyuanma？”
jiandaozhangyunyifanchangtai，qiyusanrendoushiyilianmengbi，zheiyidiandoubuxiangpingshidezhangyuna！
“heihei，zheibushiganjuexinxianma？”
zhangyunheiheiyixiao，dalegehaha，xinzhongquezaixiang：wonenggaosuni！wojintianshilaishuayejide！
zuoweiyigechuanyuezhe，duiyuguizheizhongdongxi，zhangyunhenxiangzhidaozheidaodishizenyangdecunzai？
meicuo，zhangyunbingbushizheigeshijiederen，tashiyiwaichuanyuezhongsheng，laidaolezheigekeji、wenmingdengyuqianshidiqiujiweixiangsideshijie；
zhiyuzheigeshijieshangjiujingyoumeiyougui？
tajueduishishenxinbuyide，bijingxianzaitanaozilihaiyouyigegongdexitongni！
zheigexitongshizaitadayingliuxiuwandiexiandeshihouchulaide，zuoweichuanyuezhedebiaopei，zheikerangzhangyunxingfenhuaile！
“di！faxiansuzhujijiangzaoyuguiguai，gongdexitongjihuo！”
“jianglichushigongdedian：1000dian！”
“jishaguiguaikehuodegongdedian！gongdediankeduihuanfashuhejiachiwanwu！”
“jiachidewupinhuigenjuqitexinghuodebutongdenengli！”
“kanyangzishiyonglaishaguidexitong！”
shichuile！zheigeshijieyougui！
zailejielexitongdezuoyonghou，tabianpobujidaididakailegongdeduihuanjiemian，shangmianzhiyouyigexuanxiang：fashuduihuan
quguizhou：1200gongdedian
dingshizhou：2000gongdedian
jinguangzhou：20000gongdedian
……
zheinimashizhenkengdie，zuibianyidequguizhoujiude1200gongdedian，nirangwoduihuangemaoxiana！
xitong，nichulai，wobaozhengbudasini！
zhangyunwangzheduihuanjiemian，chouchangwubi，xinzhongyiqunshenshoubentengerguo；
xiangyaoduihuanfashu，jiuxuyaogengduodegongdedian，ergongdedianxuyaojishaguiguaicaikeyihuode，erjishaguiguaijiuxuyaoxianduihuanfashu；
zheinimabujiushigangbiyedeshihou，niyaozhaogongzuo，danshiquexuyaoniyougongzuojingyan，eryaoyougongzuojingyan，jiuyaoxiangongzuo；
这不成死循环了吗？
“di！tishisuzhu，gongdedianchuqueduihuanfashu，yekejiachiwanwu！”
jiuzaizheigeshihou，gongdexitongdetishirangzhangyundunshixianrulegangazhong；
“keke，ganggangtaixingfenle，meitingdao！”
zhangyunluchuleyigebushilimaodeweixiao，jilidiyanshizijideganga。
系统：（￢_￢）
“加持万物吗？”
（͡°͜ʖ͡°）zhangyunmolemoxiaba，suihoulianshangluchuleyisimomingdexiaoyi，buzhidaozheigongnengnengbunengjiachidao……
“shijianchabuduole，xianzaidajiabashizhidoufangzaidiezishang，zanmenkaishiba！”
liuxiukanzhesanrenshuodao：“doujizhule，daihuierwenwentiyidingyaoyigeyigewen，buyaoluanlai！”
“知道！”
sanrendianlediantou，suihouzhongrendoujiangshizhifangzailewandieshang，bingqiexinzhongmonian：“diexiandiexiankuaichulai！”
“呼~~”
“zhiga~zhiga~~~”
jiuzaizheigeshihou，yizhenhanfengchuiguo，jiangchuanghuchuidezhigazuoxiang，zheibazhongrenheleyitiao；
“我去关窗户！”
huangyongshuozhejiuyaoqishen，danshiquebeiliuxiujianzhule：“biedong，xianzaishizhijueduibunenglikaiwandie！”
“咕咚~~”
wenyan，huangyongjiannandiyanlekoutuomo，qifencikeyebiandeyouxieguiyileqilai，rangrenyouzhongbuhanerlideganjue；
yigulengfengchuiguo，zhongrendouganjueboziyouxieweiliang！
“我先问了！”
zheishi，liuxiudiyigekaikoudao：“diexiandiexian，nilailema？”
“吱吱~~”
erjiuzaizheigeshihou，wandiekaishiyidong，zuizhongwandietingliuzaile“zai”zishangmian；
“咕咚~~”
zheiyike，zhongrendoushihenhenyanlekoutuomo，diexianzhendebeiqinglaile，zheijiuyoudian**lea！
“liuxiu，zheizhendebushinizaigaogui？”
gaopenghuyidikanleyanliuxiu，tawanquanmeiyouxiangdaozhendeyoudiexiancunzai，zheijianzhidianfusanguana！
shenzhitadoujuedeshiliuxiuzaicaokongwandiededongxiang。
“怎么可能是我？”
liuxiucikeyeshizhenjingdeshuobuchuhualai，tayemeiyouxiangdaozhendehuizhaolaidiexian；
yuanbenzhishixiangzhewanshangwuliao，ranhoujidajiazhaogelezi，meixiangdaozheilezizhaodezheime**；
zheijiujiaobuzuosijiubuhuisiba！
meibanfale，zhinengdengxiakankannengbunengbadiexianqingzou，fouzedehuahouguokongpabukanshexiang。
“wo……wobuxiangwanle！nengtuichuma？”
huangyongdeshengyinyouxiezhandou，tamingzilisuiranyougeyongzi，dandanzishizhendexiao，tebiepagui；
yigedananrenpagui，zheishuochuqukongpadoumeirenxin！
“吱吱吱~~”
erzheigeshihou，zhongrenganjuezhuoshangdewandieyoudongle，zuihouzai“bu”zishangtingleyixia，ranhouyouyidongdaole“xing”zishang！
yishijian，zhongrenmaogusongran，kanyangzizheiyouxishibunengzhongtutuichude……