“xianzaizhinengxianwenwenti，ranhouzaiqingzoudiexian！”
“jiexialaiwomenanzhaozhiqianshuohaodeshunxulaiwen！”
wenyan，zhongrendoudianlediantou，erliuxiuzezaicikaikoudao：“diexiandiexian，qingwenwohoutiankaoshinengjinquanbanqianershima？”
“吱吱吱~~~”
碟仙：不能！
liuxiu：（•́ω•̀٥）
zheijiugangale，buguoyedui，zijishangciyuekaopaimingershijiu，jiusuanyoujinbu，gujiyebuhuitaidale！
jiexialailundaohuangyong，zhitingtazhanzhanjingjingwendao：“diexiandiexian！qingwenwozheicikaoshinengjinqianwuma？”
碟仙：不能！
“怎么可能？”
cike，zhongrendoushiluchulehuyideshense；
yaozhidao，huangyongshangcikeshiquanbandiyiming，zheicijuranlianqianwudoujinbule，zheizenmekeneng？
（๑乛◡乛๑）“huibuhuishidatikatiancuole？”
gaopenglvedaidiaokandikanzhehuangyong，yilianjianxixidexiaorong，rangrenyouzhongxiangyaozoutadechongdong！
“你能别打岔吗？”
liuxiubailegaopengyiyan，youxiewuyudishuodao：“zheiyoubushigaokao，naerlaidedatika？erqiehuangyongdaxueqiankeconglaimeiyoufanguozheizhongdijicuowu！”
meiyourenbiliuxiugenglejiehuangyong，tamenliangrenkeshicongxiaoxuejiuzaiyigebanji，yizhidaodaxuedoushihaogemen！
“diexiandiexian，qingwenwoweilaixifuerjiaoshenmemingzi？”
gaopengwenchulezijidewenti，suihoubiankaishihuanxiangzheweilaixifudemoyang；
xiwangshigerenshideren，zheiyangdehua，congxianzaikaishijiukeyidahaoganqingjichu！
碟仙：没有！
“**！”
kandaodiexiandedaan，gaopengzhijiebaolejucukou，“meiyou”bujiushibiaoshizijiyaodanshenyibeizi？
zijizhangdeyebulai，shengao182，tixingjianshuo，erqiejialiyesuanbenxiaokangle，jiuzheitiaojianhaidanshenyibeizi？
“鹏哥，别怕！”
“nibushihaiyouwomenxiongdima？yihoulaolewomenyiqisongniquyanglaoyuan！”liuxiuzaipangbiandiaokandao；
“切！”
wenyan，gaopengyiliandechouchang，nandaozijizhendeyaoguduzhonglaoma？
“laozhang，gainiwenle！”
kandaozhangyunyiliansisuodebiaoqing，liuxiubuyoutixingdao；
“diexiandiexian，qingwennizhiqianshuodedoubuneng，shiyinweiwomenjinwandouhuisi，duima？”
suoweiyubujingrensibuxiu，zhangyundehuarangliuxiusanrenshunjianmengbi，suihouyiguliangyizhichongtouding！
tamenzenmeyemeiyouxiangdao，zhangyunhuiwenchuzheiyangdewenti！
erqiezheigewentijianzhijiushilinghunkaowen，sihubazhiqiandeyiqie“buneng”quanbulianzaileyiqi；
meicuo，womenzhisuoyikaobudaoqianershi，kaobudaoqianwu，shenzhiqubudaoxifu，zhongqiyuanyinsihuzhiyouyige；
neijiushijintianwanshangquanbusiwang，neibujiumeiyouyihoule！
“咕咚~~”
yishijian，liuxiusanrendeetouyijingkaishimaochulenghan，zhenggehoubeidoubeilenghanjinshi，muguanggengshijinjindidingzhewandie。
shijianjiuzheiyangguoqulehaoyihuier，sihuliandiexiandoumengbile！
bijingkongpaliandiexiandoumeiyouxiangguo，yourenhuiwenchuzheiyangdewenti，jianzhijiushibuantaoluchupai！
“suzhudewentiyijingrangdiexianxianrumengbi，dachengchengjiu：mengbideguiguai！”
“huodechenghao：mengbiguai！”
“peidaixiaoguo：suzhudegongjiyouyidingjilvrangguiguaihuaiyiguisheng！”
zhangyun：（•́ω•̀٥）
“xitong，nizheichenghaonengbunengzhengjingdian？”
zhangyunyijingwulitucaole，meiyouxiangdaozheigongdexitonghaiyouchengjiuhechenghao，buguojiushizheichenghaoyouxiebuzhengjing！
“meicuo！nimenjintiandouyaosi！”
ranerzheici，tamenshouzhongdewandiebingmeiyouzaidong，fanershiyigebinglengdeshengyinzaizhongrenerbianhuixiang！
“鬼啊！”
huangyonglvxianjianjiaochulesheng，danshitadeshizhiquemeiyoulikaiwandie，bijingmeiyouqingzoudiexianqian，shizhijueduibunenglikaiwandie；
takebuxiangchengweizhuduiyou！
“吱吱吱~~~”
ranerzheigeshihou，zhongrenshizhishangdewandiequekaishiyidongleqilai，erqiesudubiandeyuelaiyuekuai！
“**，kongzhizhuwandie，shizhiqianwanbielikaiwandie！”
liuxiudashengtixingdao，ruguoyinweihaipaerlikaiwandie，neicaishiyaoming，zheikeshiwandiexiandejinji！
zhiyaoshizhibulikaiwandie，neidiexianyebunengduitamenzenmeyang？
大概吧！
“咻咻咻~~”
ranerzheigeshihou，tamenshouzhongdewandiesudubiandegengkuaile，shenzhizhenggewandiedouyaofeiqilaileyiyang！
“啊~啊~啊~~”
bansuizhesanshengcanjiao，liuxiusanrenkeweishirenyangmafan，zhiyouzhangyunwenzhuleziji，meiyourangwandiejixianfei；
“当当~~~”
wandiebeidafanzaidi，yidiyinhongdexianxuediluozaiwandiedezhongxin，kanqilaiyaoyiwubi。
“咕咚~~”
jianci，liuxiuzaiciyanleyankoushui，suihouninandao：“wanle，diexianmeiyouqingzou，womenbeichanshangle！”
diexianmeiyouqingzou，shizhilikaiwandie，jueduihuibeidiexianchanshangde；
这不芭比Q了吗？
cike，liuxiusanrendeliansedoubiandeyouxiecanbai，weiduzhangyunyiliandanran，tademuguangchaozhesizhousaosheerqu；
“xianzaixieyishuhailaidejima？”
gaopenglengbudingdeyijuxiaohua，rangrengandaohaoxiaodetongshiyouxiaobuchulai。
“laozhang，nibuhaipama？”
weiduzhangyunhaizaineierlaoshenzaizai，sihuyidiandoubuhaipabeidiexianchanshang，zheirangsanrendemuguangdoubuyouzhuanxiangleta！
“haipa？weishenmeyaohaipa？”
zhangyuntanletanshou，suihouyilianzhengsedao：“benzuonailonghushantianshifuzhangtianshimenxiadadizi，ququdiexianeryi，fanbuchulanghualaide！”
众人：（￢_￢）
sanrenbiaoshibuxiangshuohua，bingqiechaonirenglegezhadan！
聊天结束.JPG
nishuonishishuimengluohan，womendouxin！
bijingnishizhanzhedounengshuizhedenanren。
danlonghushantianshifu？bieyiweinixingzhang，nijiukeyimaochongzhangtianshichuanrenle！
“xianzaiwomenyaozenmeban？buhuizhendengsiba！”
gaopengkebushizuoyidaibideren，xianzaibixuyaoxiangbanfa，zaizenmeyangyedeaidaotianliang，daoshihoujiuquzuijindesimiaozhuzhe；
tahaibuxin，zheixieguiguaiganhefozubanshouwan？
“你们都要死！”
ranerjiuzaigaopengdehuagangshuowan，yidaobinglengdeshengyinxiangqi，jinjiezheyidaomohudeshenyingcongtianhuabanshangfuxianlechulai；
tatoufarutongpubuyibanchuiluo，zitaiyichangguiyi，wanruqixingzhongyiban！
“你们都要死！”
shengyinzaicixiangqi，zheirangliuxiusanrendeliansebiandegengjiacanbai，zhibuzhudichaozhehoumiantuiqu；
weiduzhangyun，butuifanjin，suihouchaoqilepangbiandezhangbandeng！
“功德加持！”
“kanwozhongshengpingdengxiaomazha！”