第5章 高鹏刘修不干净的东西

“ze~banzhangdarenyoubianpiaoliangle!”

zuoxiahou,gaopengbujingantandao:“zhenbukuishibanhua,yebuzhidaoyihousheinengyoufuqiqudaobanzhangdaren!”

“nijiubengxiangle,banhuashininengxiangdema?”

liuxiuzaipangbiandajidao:“banzhangdarenbujinpiaoliang,chengjikeshiquannianjiqianshi,zaizenmeyelunbudaonide!”

“yeshi,suiranbanzhangdarenzhangdehenpiaoliang,danshiwogengxihuanfengmandiande!”

shuozhe,gaopengbujinbieleyiyanqianmiandisanpaideliyanyan,lianshangdebiaoqingyebiandewenrouqilai;

“hehe,zheijiahuomeijiule!”

liuxiuyaoleyaotou,suiranliyanyanzhangdebucuo,danshitizhongjiuyoudianfengman,yezhiyougaopengzheijiahuonengholdzhule!

“laoshimashangjiudaole,nimenlianggejiwoxiaodiansheng!”

erzheigeshihou,xuexiweiyuanfangqiqizouleguolai,yilianbumandikanzheliangren;

“heihei,womencuole,xueweidaren!”

“安静点!”

shuowan,xuexiweiyuanjiuhuidaolezijidezuoweishang,zheirangliuxiuliangrenyiliandebukesiyi;

“这不对劲啊!”

“zheixuexiweiyuanpabushijiadeba!”

ruguoshipingshidehua,xuexiweiyuanjueduihuiduitamenshuluoyitong,shenzhihaikenengduitamenshijiatifa,jintianzheiyetaiguiyileba!

中午;

学校食堂;

“nimenbujuedejintianxueweihebanzhangdouyouxieqiguaima?”

liuxiuyibianjiazhecanpanshangdehongshaorou,yibianshuodao:“congmeiyouqingguojiadebanzhangjuranpotianhuangqingjiale,xueweijintianyehenbuzaizhuangtaia!”

“谁知道呢!”

zhangyuntanletanshou,suihoujiaqizuiaichidefanqieniunan,zheibuhuaqiandewucanchiqilaijiushigewaideshuang;

weilebaodazhangyunzuowandejiumingzhien,liuxiuzhunbeilianqingsantianke,erqiehaisongleliangzhangdianyingpiaojizhangyun;

zheikeshizuijinganggangxinchudeguipian,tajuedezhangyunyinggaihuixihuan!

“nimenkan,shixuewei!”

suizhehuangyongdemuguangkanqu,zhijianfangqiqiduanzhecanpanmanbuzouzhe,shenqingyouxiehuanghu,haichadianzhuangdaorenle!

“xuewei,zheibianzheibian!”

liuxiuduizhefangqiqizhaolezhaoshou,zheicaijiangshenqinghuanghudefangqiqihuiguoshenlai;

suihoufangqiqijiansizhouyemeiyouweizhi,yejiuzouleguolaihechidaosirenzuzuozaileyiqi;

“嗅~~”

yejiuzaifangqiqizuoxiadeshihou,zhangyunwendaoleyiguqiguaideweidao,zheiguweidaobingbuhaowen,shenzhirangtagandaoleyisiyane;

“zheiguweidaohediexiandeweidaoyouxieleisi,nandao?”

zhangyunhuyidikanlefangqiqiyiyan,suihouwendao:“xueweizuotianwanshangmeiyouxiuxihaoma?kannijintianjingshenbuhaoa!”

“是有点没睡好!”

fangqiqidianlediantou,tazuotianwanshangnengshuihaocaiyouguile;

budui,yinggaishuotazuotianwanshangshizhendejianguile,yixiangdaozuotianfashengdeyimu,tajiubuyouhunshenfaleng。

“nimeishiba!xuewei!”

“没……没事!”

fangqiqiyaoleyaotou,tayoubukenengbazuowandeshiqingshuochulai,bijingzheizhongshiqingshuochulaikongpadoumeirenxin!

“xuewei,nishibushiyudaolebuganjingdedongxile?”

zhangyunzhijieledangdiwendao,bijingzheizhongshiqingrangxueweizijishuochulaikongpabutaikeneng,haiburutazhijiewen;

erqie,tayexiangyaoquedingxiazijishibushizhendewendedaoguideqiwei?

“shen……shenmebuganjingdedongxi?”

wenyan,fangqiqiyilianjingedikanzhezhangyun,tashizenmezhidaozijiyudaobuganjingdedongxile?

“yi~~xuewei,nimenzuowanyewandiexianle?”

“碟仙?”

tingdaogaopengdehua,xueweigengshimengbile,takeconglaibuhuiquwanzheizhongdongxide;

erqietinghuangyongdeyisi,tamenzheisigerenzuotianwanshangwandiexianle?erqiehaipengdaolebuganjingdedongxi!

“nibena!ruguoshiwandiexian,gujijinzaodexinwentoutiaojiushi:zuoye,chuanshudaxuenvshengsushejiticansi!”

liuxiubaileyiyangaopengshuodao;

jiuzuotianneigekongbudediexian,ruguobushiyouzhangyunzaidehua,kongpatamensushejintianjiudebeiguazaixinwentoutiaole!

“咕咚~~~”

“nimenzuotianwanshangzaiwandiexian?”

zheixia,fangqiqiyezongsuanmingbaizenmehuishile;

zheisigerendanzishizhendeda,juranganzaixuexiaosushewandiexian,erqiesihuhaizhendezhaolailebuganjingdedongxi!

“zheigeba!qishi……”

suihou,zailiuxiujirendejieshixia,jiangzuowanfashengdeshiqingshuolechulai,zheirangfangqiqidunshizhenjingdikanzhezhangyun;

erzhangyunzeshizuochuyifushiwaigaorendemoyang,sihuzaishuo:kuailaichongbaigeba!

“zhangyun,nizhenshilonghushandedaoshi?”

“daoshishibushibunengquqishengzi?erqiehaibunengchiroua?neinichineimeduorou,bushipojiele?”

“噗~~”

zhangyunchadianmeiyikouxianxuezhijiepenchulai,xueweinidesiweinengbunengbieneimetiaotuo?

erqiesheishuodaoshibunengquqishengzi,chirouhejiude?

daoshiyeshifenpaibiede,zhiyouquanzhendecaiyouneimeduoguiju,zhengyipaizemeiyouneimeduoguiju;

zhiyaoxincunzhengdao,neichibuchihunxing,qubuquqidoumeiyouwentide。

haiyou,wojiuyiputongren,zhenbushidaoshi,wojiubuweilezhuanggebima?hainengbunengyukuaidiliaotianle?

“xuewei,gangganglaozhangshuoniyudaolebuganjingdedongxi,shizahuishia?”

“哎~~”

wenyan,fangqiqibujintanlekouqi,manyouyoushuodao:“shizuolegelianhuanemeng,yebuzhidaosuanbusuanyudaolebuganjingdedongxi!”

“连环噩梦?”

“对!”

fangqiqidianlediantou:“zheigeemengyouzhonghenzhenshideganjue,rangwoyoudianfenbuqingxianshihaishimengjingle!”

昨夜;

zaixidenghou,fangqiqibiantangzaichuangshangshuijue,zaimimihuhujian,tatingdaoleyizhenqiaomensheng;

zheigeshihousheihuiqiaomenni?

“dawanshangde,sheia?sheiqukaixiamen?”

fangqiqimimihuhuhanleyisheng,zhenggesushequeanjingwubi,zhiyouneiqiaomenshenggewaicier;

“咚咚咚~~~”

suijifangqiqizhinengqishenkaimen,keshitaquefaxianmenquedabukai,jiuxiangshitazaimenwai,beifansuoleyiyang;

yejiuzaizheigeshihou,menhurankaileyidaofengxi,jinjiezhemenguiyidichaozhemenwaidakai;

yaozhidao,susheloudesuoyoumendoushichaolikaide,zheirangmimihuhudefangqiqishunjianganjuedaolebuduijing;

xiangyaojiangmenjilahuilai,danshiqueweishiyiwan;

zaimendakaideyishunjian,zhijianyigechuanzhebaisezhangyidenvren,zhengpitousanfadizhanzaimenkou;

“咕咚~~”

fangqiqibujinhenhendiyanlekoutuomo,suihouxiangyaoquguanmen,danshineibaiyinvrenzhijieshenchuleyizhixuelinlindeshou,bamenjilazhu;

“啊~~~”

xiayimiao,fangqiqizhijiejiubeijingxing,tadebeihouyijingbeihanshuijinshile;

buguohaihaozhishiyigemeng,tacalecaetoushangdehanshui,bianzhunbeijixutangxiashuijue;

“咚咚咚~~~”

ranerjiuzaizheigeshihou,neishuxierguiyideqiaomenshengzaicixiangqi……