我警告你！笑喷我可不不负责哦
《我警告你！笑喷我可不不负责哦》 小说介绍
yanqingticaixiaoshuo《wojinggaoni！xiaopenwokebubufuzee》shizuijinhenduoshumidouzaizhuidude，gaishuyiqiuyalinfeifeiweizhujiao，zhuyaojiangshudeneirongyou：ceguotoukanzheqiuya，luchuleyigebikuhainankandexiaorong：“ganga？hezhishiganga。woganjuewozheiershiduonianzandelianpi，gangcaineiyitao‘kemuer’zhijiejimo……
《我警告你！笑喷我可不不负责哦》 我警告你！笑喷我可不不负责哦第18章 免费试读
chiwanlezheidunchongmanle“wangbazhiqi”hechayedanwenqingdezaocan，womensanrenzhongxinshanglu。
neigeshehuidagedangchangyudinglezhangdayeweilaiyizhousuoyoude“jingangtiao”，bingbiaoshiyaobiguanxiulian，zhengquzaori“rentiaoheyi”，datongrenduermai。
zhangdayeyeledehebulongzui，dangchangjiuyaobaiwowei“zaocanjieshouxiyingxiaoguwen”。
wozhishibailebaishou，shenzanggongyumingdizuojinleqiuyadecheli。
“dashi，”linfeifeizuozaihouzuo，yijiuzaitadedianzibeiwanglushangfenbijishu，“‘jingangtiao’shijianwanmeidizhengmingle，renzhi，caishijuedingwuzhishuxingdeguanjian！
ninbushijiejuele‘ying’dewenti，ershizhongxindingyile‘ying’dejiazhi！zheijianzhishizhexuecengmiandejiangweidaji！”
**zaiyibeishang，xiangshouzheqiuyadiguolaideyipingkuangquanshui，guzuogaoshendishuo：
“wanwujieyouqi‘li’，zhaodaota，shunyingta，jiayuta。zhei，jiushiwomendegongzuo。”
qiuyayibianzhuanxinkaiche，yibiantouguohoushijingkanlewoyiyan，yanshenlichongmanlexiaoyiheyisiside……zongrong。fangfozaikanyigezhengzaijinqingbiaoyandehaizi。
raner，zheifenqingchendeningjinghenkuaibeidapole。
chezixingshidaoyigezhongyaodeshizilukoushi，womenxianrulecheliudetingzhi。
qichuwomenmeizaiyi，danwufenzhongguoqule，cheduimeiyousihaoyidong，zhouweikaishixiangqilebunaifandelabasheng。
“zenmehuishi？dudezheimelihai？”qiuyatantouxiangqianwangqu。
“woqukankan！”linfeifeizigaofenyong，dakaichemen，xianggezhandijizheyiyangzuanchucheliu，henkuaiyouzuanlehuilai，lianshangdaizheyizhonghunzazhekunhuohekuangxidebiaoqing。
“dashi！bug！jueduishibug！”tayuwuluncidizhizheqianmian，“shizilukoudehonglvdeng……ta……tazaitiaowu！”
wowenyan，meitouyitiao，yexialeche。
guoran，qianfangneigebengaijingjingyeyezhihuijiaotongdehonglvdeng，cikezhengshangyanzheyichangguangguailulidegerenxiu。
hongdeng、lvdeng、huangdengbuzaijiaotishanshuo，ershibianchengleyigeyouwushuxiangsudianzuchengde、zhengzaimoxingniudongshentidehongsexiaoren。
tadewuzijiqi**，shieryueqiumanbu，shier**yaobai，shenzhihaihuiduizhetiankongbixin。
suoyoudecheliangdoubeizheiguiyideyimuzhenzhule，meirenganchuang，yemeirenxiangzou。
wodenaohaili，xitongdeshengyinshishixiangqi。
【xitongtishi：jiancedaoxinxingchengshibug——“jiaotongxinhaodengdeyishijuexingyujietouyishuchongdong”。qingsuzhujinkuaijiejue，huifujiaotongzhixu。jinggao：danchundewulipohuai（ruzalanta）zhihuibeipandingweicubaodeshibai。】
“dashi，zhei……zheiyoushishenmeyuanli？”qiuyayexialeche，zhanzaiwoshenbian，danyoudikanzheneige“wuwang”honglvdeng。
“zheishi‘jitiqianyishidejuxianghua’，”linfeifeiyijingjinrulezhuangtai，yusufeikuai，
“zheigeshizilukouchengzailetaiduoshangbanzudeyuannian、duchedefanzaohedengdaidewuliao。zheixiejingshennenglianggaoduningju，zuizhongwuranlexinhaodengdekongzhihexin，danshengchulezheige‘jiaotongzhiwuling’！tashizaiyongzijidefangshi，shujiezheitiaodaolude‘jingshenbianmi’！”
womeiyoulihuilinfeifeide“miaoyulianzhu”，ershizaicikaiqile【yinguozhixian】。
zaiwodeshiyeli，wushutiaohuisede、daibiaozhe“fanzao”yu“wuliao”deyinguoxian，congsimianbafanghuijidaoneigehonglvdengshang。erhonglvdengbenshen，zeyanshenchuyitiaoliangjingjingde、chongmanle“biaoxianyu”dexian，zhixiang……tiankong？
bu，bushitiankong。womiqiyanjingzixikan，neitiaoxiandejintou，lianjiezhezheizuochengshisuoyouzhengzaiguankantaderen。
我瞬间明白了。
zheibushiyuanniande**ti，zheishiyigekewangguanzhude“xianyanbao”！takaoxiyinbierendezhuyiliercunzai。
“zheibushi‘wuling’，”wodandandikaikou，shengyinbuda，quezuyirangqiuyahelinfeifeitingqing，“zheishiyizhong‘yishi’。”
“yishi？”liangrenyikoutongsheng。
“dui，”wodianlediantou，biaoqingbiandewubiningzhong，
“tazaixiangwomenfaqitiaozhan。tazaiyongtadewudao，shaixuanyigenengyuta‘shenjiao’deren。changguideshouduanshimeiyongde，bixuyongtongyangdeyishi，laihuiyingta，bingqie……zaiyishiganshang，chedinianyata！”
shuowan，zaiqiuyahelinfeifeihaimeifanyingguolaideshihou，woshenxiyikouqi，maizhejiandingdebufa，zoudaoletingzhidecheliuzuiqianfang，zaineiwanzhongzhumudeshizilukouzhongyang，zhandingle。
suoyousijidouxiangkanshaziyiyangkanzhewo。
wowushilesuoyourendemuguang，taitou，yuneigetiaowudehongsexiaorenduishi。ranhou，wohuanhuandibaichuleyigeqishoushi。
下一秒，我动了。
womeiyoutiaojiewu，yemeiyoutiaolading。
wotiaode，shiyitaosuoyoujingliguozhongguojiakaoderen，doukegumingxindewudao——【kemuerzhihun】！
zuojiaocaisilihe，youshouxuwodanggan！
zuodalun，kanzuohoushijing，shentihouyang，moni“daocheruku”！
qianjin，youdalun，kanyoubianxian，moni“cefangtingche”！
shentijiangyingdiqianqinghouyang，shuangshouzaikongzhonghuachuguiyidehuxian，moni“swanxingshi”！
zuihou，yiyigebiaozhundaojizhide“podaodingdiantingcheyuqibu”dezishi，mengdiyidun，jieshulezhengtaodongzuo！
wodedongzuochongmanlejixieganhegongyegan，meiyigezhuanshendoutouluzheduiguizedejueduifucong，meiyigeyanshendouchongmanledui“koufen”dekongjuhejingwei。
zheitaowudao，haowumeigan，quechongmanlewuyulunbide、shenrugusuide……yishigan！
zhenggeshizilukou，siyibandejijing。labashengtingle，suoyourendoubeiwozheitaokancheng“gongyemoju”deshenmixingweiyishujizhenshezhule。
tiankongzhongneigesaoqidehongsetiaowuxiaoren，yetingxiale。
tafangfoshoudaolejudadechongji，shenshangdexiangsudiankaishibuwendingdishanshuo。
taneimoxingdewuzi，zaiwozheitaochongmanlejilvxingyumudexingde“kemuerzhihun”mianqian，xianderucideqingfuhecangbai。
ta，beiwodeyishigan，chedijibaile。
“pa”deyisheng，honglvdenghuifulezhengchangdehongdengdaojishi。jimiaohou，lvdengliangqi。
cheliu，zhongxinkaishihuanhuanyongdong。
wo，zaisuoyousijijingwei、kunhuo、jiazazheyisi“zheirenyoubingba”defuzamuguangzhong，zhuanshenzouhuichebian，fangfozhishizuoleyijianweibuzudaodexiaoshi。
“shangche。”woduizheyijingshihuadeqiuyahelinfeifeishuodao。
linfeifeiduoduosuosuodijuqishouji，pingmushangshitaganggangluxiadeshipin，tayongyizhongchaoshengbandezhanyinshuodao：
“wo……womingbaile……dashi！nintiaodebushiwu，shi‘guize’！shiyongrenleishehuizuijichu、zuiqiangdade‘zhixu’shiti，quduikangyigebugde‘hundun’！zhei……zheishi‘guizezhiwu’！shixianji‘jiaotongzhishen’dezuigaojipin！”
qiuyayijingshuobuchuhuale，tazhishifadonglechezi，ranhoumomodi，jiangchelidekongdiaowendu，diaogaoleliangdu。takenengjuede，woxuyaoyixiewennuan。
【zuosijifen+15。dangqianjifen：40/100。】
【xitongpingjia：gongxisuzhu！chenggongjiangshehuixingsiwangtishengdaolexingweiyishudexingaodu！zaishizilukoutiaokemuer，benxitongyuanchengniweizuiqiang！yulexiaoguolaman，tecijiajiang！】