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《wojinggaoni！xiaopenwokebubufuzee》shiyibuchongmanaiqingyumaoxiandexiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo，yousanshengsanxingyangyifanjingxingousiercheng。gushizhong，qiuyalinfeifeijinglileyiduanjianxindelvcheng，zaituzhongyudaole[biaoqian:zhujiaodebanlv]，errengongtongmianduizhelaizineixinhewaijiedekaoyan。tamentongguoyonggan、jianchihexinren，zuizhongzhanshenglekunnan，shixianlezijidemubiao。【xitongtishi：suzhubencibiaoxianzhidekending，dan“yishupipan”guoyuwenya，quefabiyaodewulichongjiheshesichang-mian。xiaciqingkaolvjiarugengduobaozha、zhuizhu……jianghuanqiduzhexinzhongduiaiqingheyongqidexiangwang。

精彩章节

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”wobuxinxie，guanshangmen，youanleyici18lou。diantizaicishangsheng，zaici“ding”deyishengtingxia，kaimen。