我叫张不二
《我叫张不二》 小说介绍
zheishiyibuxuanhuanxiaoshuo，jiangshulezhangbuerliulaotouzaiwochiliangjinmifandebixiajinglileyixiliejingxiancijidegushi。zhangbuerliulaotoutianshengjubeilechaohuxunchangdetianfu，tamianlinzhelaizigefangshilidezhuishahekaoyan。zaizheigecankuershenmideshijieli，tabixubuduanchengzhangbingxunzhaozhenxiang。neiguancaigaibeiwoyibaiduojinturanyiya，“dong”diyisheng，zhijiegailehuiqu。haimeidengwokaishiqingxing，yigujulicongguancaidixiazaicichuanlai，shunjianjiubaguancaigaiding……lingrenpingxiyidaidejiejujiangzhenhannidexinling。
《我叫张不二》 第5章 免费试读
第5章
liulaotoubakaizhongren，zoudaoguanqian，shouqiningzhongdeliansetishengdao：“yebuzhisheimaideshengzi，tailiezhile，gujijintianlaibujile，xiantaihuiqu，mingtianzaishangshanba。”
zhongrenyitingyouyuyixia，ranhouhaishidongqishenlai，jiangmashengjieqilai，zhunbeikunshang，danshixiayike，wokandaotaiguandezhongrenyixiazijiusanlekailai。
“liulao，kuailaikan，zheiguancaichuxuele！”
tingdaozheihua，woganjinbokairenqunkanqu，zhijianneiqiheideguanmuzhoubianmimanzheyiguxuehongsedeyanwu，hongsedexueyecongguanmudefengxizhizhongyidianyidiandishenchu，dimianshangbuyihuijiujiqileyixiaotanxuewu。
liulaotoudemeitoushunjianningchenglechuanzi，tazhijiehuanwoguoqu，jieguolewoshouzhongdeyinhundeng，ranhourangwoganjinjinliwuqutaneibudaiguolai。
daiwolingzheliulaotoudebudailaideshihou，guancaiqianmianyijingbaishangleqizuwapian，meizuwapiansangediezaiyiqi，zhengtichengbeidouqixingzhizhuang，eryizhongrenyetuidaoleguanqianbuyuanchu。
woxinzhongyouxiehaoqi，yaozheixiewapianyonglaizuoshenme？
liulaotoucongwoshouzhongjieguobubao，quchulehuangpao，mujian，fuzhoudengwu。
zhijiantayoushoutiqihuangpaoyiyangyitao，huoranyigeshenpihuangpao，youshouchimujian，zuoshouniefuzhoudedaoshibianchengxianzaizhongrendeyanqian。
liulaotouzhanzaiguanqian，zuizhongniannianyouci：chenguichen，tuguitu，yisizhirenmoliunian。
suihoutashouyiyang，jizhanghuangfuyihui，youshouchijianbaichuyigejianzhiqiankun，shenfayizhuan，shuangshoujuqitaomujianbianwangdiyizuwapianciqu，yitaodongzuoxingyunliushui，neizuwapianshunjiansuiluoyidi。
jiezheliulaotouyoushiyitaodongzuo，zhuyijiangwapianyizuyizudijisui，ranerzuihouyizuwapianhaishichuxianlewenti，tajielianyonglidicilesanci，danshineizuwapianqueyijiufenhaoweisun。
guancaizhoubiandexuewuyeyuelaiyuenong，dishangdexianxueyecongkaishideshenchubianchenglexiaoquanyansidebuduanzaiyongchu。
liulaotoujianzhuangyejileqilai，yangqizuoshou，tizhemujianwangtazhangxinyihua，xianxuedunshiliulechulai。
jinjiezheliulaotouyongzhangxindexuesazailehuangfugenmujianshangmian，ranhounazheneisanzhangfuzaimujiandejianjianshangmiantoushangraolesanquan，paozailekongzhi，jiezhezuishanglishengyihe：changdangshizhi，wusuobupi。
suizhehuayinluodi，kongzhongdesanzhangfuzhisou～deyisheng，budianziran。
ranhouliulaotouzaicishenfayizhuan，shuangshoujujiancixiangzuihouyizuwapian，wapianyedangjisuilieyidi。
suizhewapiansuiluoyidi，weiraozheguanmudehongsewuqiyehuanhuanxiaosan，shenzhidishangdexianxuedouzaiyirouyankejiandesuduzhengfadaijin。
suizhewuqidexiaosan，liulaotouyekaishizhaohudajiabangmangtaiguanhuiqu。
zheicitaiguandaoshishunli，zhongrenbuyihuijiujiangguancaizaicisonghuilelingtangzhizhong。
jingguozheiyinao，shijianyijingshiwanshangjiudianduole，cunlidezhongrenhaimeidengwomenkaikoujiuyijingyigezhongliyouqingcihuijiale。
dahuosuiranzuishangmeishuo，danwomendouzhidaoshiyinweixiawudetaiguanshijianzaochengdeyinying，buguoyehao，shengdewomenzaijieshiyifan。
wozaiyuanmenbazuihoulaibangmangdeyirensongzouzhihoubianhuitingli，haimeijinmenjiutingdaoyeyegenliulaotouzailimianjiangzhexiawudeshiqing。
“keke......zhanglaoge，zheixuemanguankebushishenmehaozhaotou。”tingshengyinliulaotouzheiliangtianzhetengdeshiyouxiepileile。
“xinkule，zheishiliulaodiniyeqingchu，chulibuhaowentijiudale。”
“ai......zhanglaoge，woxianhuiquzhunbeixiedongxi，xiwangjinwanhaoguoxieba。”liulaotoushuozhebianqishenwangwaizouqu。
yeyedianlediantou，meishuoshenme，nazhetadeshuiyantongzizoujinleliwu。
jianliulaotouchulai，wolianmangyingleshangqu：“liuyeye，xuyaowobangmangqunama？”
liulaotoukanleyiyanwo，xiaolexiao，bianzoulechuqu：“buyong，wozheishenziguhaixing，nishoushiyixiatingli，ranhoubajialinayilanzijidanchulai。”
拿鸡蛋来做什么？
suiranyihuo，danshiwohaishizhaozheliulaotoudehua，shoushiledongxizhihoucongchufangnalebanlanzidejidanzailingtangshouzhele。
weifengxiaose，yiguguliangqicongyuanwaichuilai，yeyeyezailiwunongzheyixieqiguaidexiaoqizimeirangwodarao，liulaotouhuilaihenjiuhaimeihuilai，woyigerenzuozaijijingdelingtanglikunyizaicipaleshanglai。
“dongdong......”
waibianyuanmendeqiaojishengdapolewuneidejijing。
“liuyeyema？”woshuaileshuaitou，xunwenleyisheng，ranhouqishenwangyuanwaizouqudashenkaimen。
“liuyeye？”waimianmeihuida，wotingzhulejiao，zaicidashengxunwendao，xinxiangzheyinggaibuhuishizangdongxiba。
ermenwaizaiwodashengxunwenhou，turanjiuxianrulejijing。
zheituruqilaideanjing，rangwoganjueyichangdeguiyi，wosisididingzhuyuanmen，shengpayoudongxipokaiqiheideyuanmentiaochulai。
“buer，niliuyeyehuilaile？”yeyetizheyigedaizicongliwuzoulechulai。
“peng......gege！kuaijiwokaimen！”yeyedeshengyinyichulai，yuanmenturanbeirenxijiyiban，banzheyishengjianruiyinlengdetongsheng，juliediyaohuangleqilai。
“yeye，neidongxiyoulaile，zenmeban？”tingzheneishuxideshengyin，woganjueyichangkongjugenfennu，wozhangneimedayemeizuoguoshenmeshangtianhailideshiqing，zenmehuireshangzheizangdongxi。
yeyezheishiyeshiyiliandeyouchougenyihuo，zoudaotangqiannaqizhiqianliulaotouliuxiadetaomujiangenhuangfu，bianbawoladaoletadeshenhou，sisididingzheyuanmen。
“hong”diyisheng，yuanmenzhongzhongdidiaodaoledishang，yuanmenbeihouqiheirumo，shenmedongxidoukanbujian。
“sou”diyisheng，yigehuisedewuticongheianzhongxilaizhizhidichaozhelingtangfeileguolai。
yeyedae，jimangchouchushoushangdelingfu，yigeshoushiyangqi，lingfuxunsudizhuangshanglefeilaidewuti。
liangzhexiangzhuang，jiqijuxiang，yizhennongyandunshilongzhaoleyuanmendequyu。
“a......”youyoudecanjiaoshengcongyanwuzhongchuanlechulai。
suizheyanwudisanqu，yigehaitongdeshenyingxianxianchulai，liusuidemoyang，liansecanbai，haizhangzheliangkejianjiandeliaoya，shenqingzhengningyichang。
erwokandaoneihaitongdeyangmaoshi，xinlimianjingranyouxiegedengqilai，neihaitongchuleneiliangkejianjiandeliaoyayiwaizhangdegenwoxiaoshihoujingranyimoyiyang。
nandaotazhendeshiwodedidi？
meidengwoduoxiang，neixiaoguilianshangbiandegengjiazhengning，zuibamanmanzhangdazhidaozuijiaoliekai，liefengmanyandaoerqian，shouzhiyezhangchulezhangzhangdezhijia，jinjiezhetayishengnuhouzaicichongleguolai。
yeyejianzhuang，daheyisheng：“niechu，xiudefangsi！”tizhetaomujian，bianchongshangqianquyuxiaoguiduileqilai。
yeyesuiranyinianguohuajia，danshenziyijiujiaojian，neitaomujianzaitashouzhongwudeshixingyunliushui，xixishengfeng，yilunjiaozhanneixiaoguizaiyeyedejianxiabeijituidaoyibian，shenshanggengshishanghenleilei。
fanguanyeyezheibianyoushijinzhan，chuleyouxiepileibingwudaai，jianyeyemeiyoushenmewenti，wokongjudeqingxuyexiaosanlebushao。
yeyedongledongjianbang，tizhetaomujianshangqian，zhunbeichedijiangfuxiaogui。
erjiuzaizheishi，woshenhouxiangqileyigeshuxideshengyin。
“pengpeng......”