我叫张不二
《我叫张不二》 小说介绍
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第6章
“pengpeng......”
wodingzhekongjuganzhuantoukanqu。
nainaideguanmuzhouweizaiciyongqilehongsedewuqi，guancaigaizhengzaiyitiaotiaodiwangshangdingqi，guancaidingyezaiguancaibanyiciyouyicidezhuangjizhongbuduanshenggao，shenzhiyouyigendingyijingtuoluole。
“yeye，zhashile！”wojingkongdidiaotouhanzheyeye。
danyeyecishiyeshizigubuxia，neizhixiaoguibuzhiganggangfashengleshenme，xianzaijingranbiandeyuwoyibangao，yikaishidebaiseyifuyibandoubianchenglexuehongse，dongzuobiandegengjiaminjielinghuo，shenzhifangyuyebiandegengqiangle，yikaishiyeyedazaitashenshangdefuzhinenggouzhijiezhashangxiaogui，danxianzaijingranzhinengkankanzuodaojituitaeryi。
erzhengzaiduoshanxiaoguigongjideyeyetingdaowozheiyihan，yixiafenleshen，beixiaoguizhijiejipaifeileguolai，danxingkuiyeyeshenshouminjie，zaipaifeideshunjiantaomujianjiazhelingfuyedazailexiaoguideshenshang，shunjianxiaoguiyebeijifei。
woganjinshangqianfuqileyeye，jinzhangdizhizhelingtangneibuduanzaidoudongdeguancai，bantianshuobuchuhualai。
yeyecishiyezhuyidaolingtangneideqingkuang，lianshangyeluchuleningzhongdeshenqing，yishizhijianyeshibuzhidaoruheshihao。
“hou......”ganggangbeijifeidexiaoguicikeyepaleqilai，dahouzhezaicixileguolai。
erzheishinainaideguancaiyidonggengdale，guancaibanshangdedingziyebeidingchuledaban，yankanzheguancaigaijiuyaobeidakaile，yeyeturanpiedaoleguancaibuyuanchufangzhedebanlanzijidan。
“kuai！guancaibeizhuangkai，nijiubajidandiulimian！”yeyejiaojidihedao，ranhoutizhetaomujianzaicigenxiaoguiduileqilai。
woyitingganjinpaoguoqunaqileneibanlanzijidan。
“dong......”guancaishangmiandedingzijiushengyikele，guancaigaiyebeigaogaodidingleqilai。
wocongguancaibandefengxilimianqingchudikandaodingzheguancaigaideshiyishuangzhangmanbaimaodeshou，neiheizhangfenglidezhijia，haowuyiwenkeyiqingsonghuakaiwodepifu。
zheichangjingrangwochedihuangleshen，danaowanquankongbai，wanquanbuzhidaoyaozuoshenme。
“buer，diujidan，lengzheganma！”
yeyeyishengbaohe，wocaicongjingezhongxinglai，kanzhemianqiangaogaojueqideguancaigai，xinzhongyiheng，zhijietiaoleshangqu，zhenggeshenziyazaileshangmian。
neiguancaigaibeiwoyibaiduojinturanyiya，“dong”diyisheng，zhijiegailehuiqu。
haimeidengwokaishiqingxing，yigujulicongguancaidixiazaicichuanlai，shunjianjiubaguancaigaidingleqilai。
zheiyixiabawogaodexintiaoshunjianjiubiaoleqilai，naoziyire，shoushangzhuaqilianggejidantouguoguancaifengyonglidezalejinqu。
“dong......”zaiwobajidandiulejinquzhihou，beidingqideguancaigaishunjianluolexiaqu，guanneiyemeiledongjing，jiulianzhoubiandehongsewuqidouxiaosanlebushao。
解决了？
wodunshisongleyikouqi，zheiliulaotoutiqianrangzhunbeidejidanjuranyouzheiqixiao，gujiliulaotouyikaishiyijingcaidaonainaihaihuishibian。
danshiweishenmejidanhuiyouyong？
wotiletishoushangdelanzi，xinzhongshengchuyigexiangfa：shibushiyekeyizaxiaogui？
xiangdaozhei，wosonglesongganggangjinbengdejirou，fangeshenzhunbeicongguancaibanshangxialai。
turan，**dixiaguancaiyishengmenxiangdaduanlewodedongzuo，jinjiezheyigujulichadianbawocongguancaigaishangmianxianfanzaidi。
woxinlishiyoujingyouqi，xiangzhenainainijiubunengxiaotinghui？
danguancailizaoyibushiwoshuxidenainai，wozhinengzuoshouzhuajingaiziwenzhushenxinghou，zaizhuaqiyigejidanyongliwanglirengqu。
“peng”diyisheng，guancaigaizaiciheleqilai。
只能镇住一会而已？
wojinzhangdinuolenuoweizhi，rangzijipadeshufuxie，dengdaizhexiayicidechongji。
“砰......”
guobuqiran，zaijimiaozhonghou，guancaizaicifachumenxiangguancaigaizaicibeixianqilai。
yijingtiqianzhunbeihaodewo，shunshouyigejidanjiudiulejinqu。
“peng......”guancaibanzhongzhongdiheleqilai。
danshihaimeidengwosongyikouqi，guancaineizaiciyixiang，guancaibanzhongzhongdidingleqilai。
怎么那么快？
wohuangmangdizhuaqijidanyoudiulejinqu。
“peng......peng......”
guancaiyouheleqilai，danshizhuanyanyoubeichengqilaile。
woshuaishouyigejidanyourenglejinqu。
“嘭......”
“砰......”
suizheguancaizaibuduandikaihe，wolanzilidejidanyeyuelaiyueshao。
“砰......”
guancaizaicibeidingkai，woshenshouwanglanzinajidan，queshenmedoumeiyounadao。
没有鸡蛋了！
zheituruqilaideqingkuang，shidewowanquanmeiyoufanyingguolai，zhinengyongshenzisisiyazhuguancai，dangaizihaishibeigaogaodechengleqilai。
suizhezuihouyikeguancaidingbeidanqi，woliantongguancaigaishunjianjiubeidingfeichuqu，zhongzhongdiluodaoledishang。
“yeye！yabuzhule！”
gubudeshuailuodetengtonggan，yanqiandeqingjinghedewolianmanghuhuanyeye。
yinweineiguancaigaibeixiankaizhihou，nainaibiancongguancailimianzhanleqilai，shuangmuchihong，kouzhongtanchuliangkezhangya，huqizhijianxueqihuanrao，shenqingshenshizhengning，shoushanggenlianshanghaizhanglemimideyicengbaimao。
haimeidengyeyeliwo，nainaihuoranzhuantousisidedingzhewo。
wohuxiweiweiyizhi，jinbizuiba，dongdoubugandong，shengpajingdonglenainai，naozifengkuangzhuanleqilai，woyinggaizuoshenme？
haimeidengwoxiangchugefangfa，nainaigaogaodiyuechuguancai，fachuyishengdihou，chaowoyitiaoyitiaochonglai。
“妈耶，救命啊！”
zheiyidongzuohedewoshuangjiaofaruan，shoujiaobingyongpinmingdiwangyuanlipaqu，ernainaicishiyijingzhanzailewodeshenhou，yangqishuangshouchaowocileguolai。
eryuanlideyeyecishiyizhangjiangxiaoguipailuozaidi，zhengniezheshoujuedasuanjixiaoguizaicizhongji，tingdaowodehuhan，zhuantoukanleguolai，manlianjinghai。
yeyeshenqingjinghai，danshishoushangdongzuomeiting，shuaishoujiushiyigefuzhifeichujiangnainaizhenfeichuqu。
woganjinzhuazhujihuiliangundaipapaodaoyeyeshenhou，zhanzaiyeyeshenhou，woxinlikongjudeqingxudunshixiaosanlebushao。
erxiayike，wozhenggerendexinzangzhouting，yishengjianjiaoshunjiancongwodehoulongzhachu，hunshenmaokongdouzhaleqilai。
“gege，zhaodaonile！”
yizhimanshigeda，zhangmanheimao，zhijiayeyouheiyouzhangdeshoudazailewodejianbang。
haimeidengwoyouqitadongzuo，yizhanggenwojiqixiangxiangdanquezhangmanheimao，yanshenchongmanleyuanhendeliantiedaolewodemianqian，liwobuzushigongfendejuli，shenzhiwodoukeyiqingchudiwendaoduifangshenshangdeqiwei，shihuacaoxiangwei。
kandaozheizhangkongbudelian，woxiayishidizhengzha，lianlianhoutui，danshineizhiheishoujinjindizhuazhulewo，jiangwozhijieanzailedishang。
逃不掉！
woxintiaofengkuangjiasu，etoushangdelenghanbuduandimaochu，kanzhemianqiandeshuxidelianpang，tuokouerchu：“didi！”