《不装了,我是保安,五星上将!》 小说介绍
zhurengongjiaoqinyuzhangsandeshumingjiao《buzhuangle,woshibaoan,wuxingshangjiang!》,shizuozhechengziheyouzichuangzuodedoushileixingdexiaoshuo,qingjieyinrenrusheng,feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi:“nikankanrenjia,pingshiduokeku,xianzaijuexingyinzidouyijingchaoguo0.75le,zaichouchouniliang,yige0.1,yige0.2,quannianjidao……...
《不装了,我是保安,五星上将!》 第2章 秦羽陈敏成功教训业主 免费试读
“makuade,kanbuqibaoanshiba?”
“要投诉我是吧?”
“mawoxiaofeiwushiba?”
“wuruwofumushiba?”
qinyulengkuyixiao,chaikaileyanqiandewaimaihe,faxianjingshiyigexiaohanbao。
“hehe,dianlexiaohanbaoshiba?”
“kanwojinijiadianmizhidiaoliao,qingnichimizhixiaohanbao!”
qinyucongchoutilinachuyipingjingguotatezhidehunhelejiemo,xiangcai,dasuan,chencu,feiyuguantoudengdengduodashibazhongduishentiwuhaideshicaihunheerchengdemizhixiaojiangliao。
(ps:pingxingshijie,zheixieshicaihunhezaiyiqiwuduwugonghai,chuleweidaozhalieyiwai,yidianmaobingmeiyou,shenzhiyoucubiantongchangdeyichu,biewenweisha,wenjiushichouxiang。)
suihou,tadakaihanbaodemianbaopei,yongmizhixiaojiangliaozaimianbaopeishangfeichangjunyunditumolehouhoudeyiquan,ranhouzaidujiangmianbaopeigaishangqu,fanghuiwaimaihezhong,zuihouzhongxinfangdaolechuangwaidetaiyanshang。
zuowanzheiyiqie,qinyuzaiduhuidaomenweishi,bamensuoshang,suijibianshijixutangzaitaishiyishang,zhuangchuyifuruowuqishideyangzi,meizizidishuaqileshouji。
buduoshi,yigeqishixiongxiongdebiaoxingdahanbianshizouleguolai,duizhemenweishidedamenkuangqiao!
咚咚咚!!!
“kaimen!jilaozikaimen!”
“nixiaozigangcaibushitingkuangdema!”
“niyoubenshitiaoxinwo,niyoubenshikaimena!”
“zenmeduozailimianbuganchushengle!?”
“a?shipalema?nigexiaofeiwu!”
tingzheduifangdeyinyinkuangfei,qinyuqueshimeiyourenheyaolihuideyisi,fandaoshizhijiedaiqileerji,jixuziguzidishuaqileduanshipin。
“tandianhoubiduo,zhenjiawolaishuo,jintian,wangfengyuanjiulou……”
menwai,hanshengzhentian,mennei,youzaiyouzai,yanranshiliangfujieranbutongdeguangjing。
qiaolebantian,faxianqinyuwanquanmeiyourenheyaokaimendeyisi,zhuanghanyeshibuxiedichaozhemenkoutuleyikoutan。
“apei!shenmedongxi!”
“jiunizheizhonggoulanzideyigeyuezhizhengyiwankuaiqianbudaodexialiujieceng,yibeizizhipeidangwomenzheizhongshangliujiejidegou。”
“xiangnizheizhongchougouhaibuganjinguolaitianwomenzheizhongshangliujiejirendejiao,woyaoshigaoxinglexingxuhainengjinidashangdiangutouni。”
“dangran,woyoujiepi,nizheizhongangzangdedidengpingminhaishibiekaojinwole,wopanishenshangyoubing,gujimeijinianhuotouleba?”
“nifangxin,dengnisideshihou,wohuidaizheyinxiangqunidefentoushanglaiyichanghuankuaidebengdide,haohaohuansongnide。”
touguochuangwai,zhuanghanehenhendidengleqinyuyiyan,xuanjibianshitizhechuangwaitaiyanshangdewaimai,angshoutingxiong,dayaodabaidilikaile。
yanranyifushenglizhedemoyang。
qinyudeqingxuqueshiwanquanmeiyoushoudaorenhedeyingxiang,rengjiuqiaozheerlangtui,hengzhexiaoquer,shuazheshouji。
zhishidangzhuanghanzhuanshenlikaizhiji,qinyudezuijiaogouqiyimoweiweiguiyidehudu。
suihou,dayueshifenzhonghou,xiaoqushenchudemoudongdanyuanlounei,dunshichuanlaileyizhenshazhubandeaihaosheng!
zhengdonglouderendoushinengtingdaoneishengqilideaihao,fenfenzezetanxiyaotou。
zheiyoushinajiakaishishazhulea……
yucitongshi,qinyudeerbianyeshidouranxiangqileyidaojixietishisheng。
“ding!chenggongjiaoxunyimingbuzhihaodaideyezhu,minjie+1,banyandian+1!”
tingzheerbianneiwanruotianlaideshengyin,qinyudelianshangyeshiluchuleyilianshutandexiaorong。
啊~舒服了~~~
suihou,youshilianggexiaoshiguoqu。
zaiciqijian,qinyuyoushichenggonglanjieleqimingwaimaiyuan!
jiezhimuqian,lanjiechenggonglvgaoda95%!
zhishi,henkexideshi,houmiandingwaimaidezheixieyezhupiqidouhenhao,hentongqingdali,meiyougenqinyuduobibilailaijiuzhijiexialainawaimaile。
zheiyerangqinyudemizhixiaojiangliaomeiyouleyongwuzhidi。
qinyujixubaiwuliaolaidishuazheshouji。
ranhou,zhijianyiweitoufahuabaidelaonainaizhanzhanweiweiditizheyimadaidongxizoulejinlai。
qinyujianzhuang,ganmangpaochulemenweishi,yingleguoqu。
“chennainai,wolaibangnin。”
chennainaiwenyanxunshengtaitoukanqu,bumanzhouwendelianshangdunshifuxianchuleyimocixiangdexiaorong:
“原来是小羽啊。”
qinyulaidaochennainaideshenqian,jiangtabeizhededamadaiyibatiqi。
呦呵。
还挺沉。
zheiyejiushiqinyuxianzaililiangbiyiqianzengzhangletingduo。
buran,naqilaihaizhentingfeijing。
nianjizhici,tayeshikanxiangchennainai,haoqidiwendao;
“chennainai,zheilimianzhuangdeshaya?zenmezheimechen。”
“zheixiea,doushiwojintianzaishanshangwadeyecai。”
“yecai?”qinyuyileng。
“shia,niwangyeyezuijinlaoniaopin,wodasuanjitazuodianyecaitang,bubushen。”chennainaixiaohehedishuodao。
“e,yuanlaishizheiyang,”qinyuwenyan,lianxiangdaowangyeyezuijinneiyilianxufudemoyang,dunshishenyiweirandidiandiantou:
“确实该补补了。”
“duile,xiaoyu,nizheihaoduanduande,ganmayaodangbaoanya?”
“zheiduodanwunixuexihelianwua?”chennainaiyilianguanqiediwendao。
“ei,chennainai,ciyanchayi,”qinyulianlianbailebaishouzhi:“wowangdayeliushisuilinjintuixiucaidangshangbaoan,erwonianfangshibajiudangshangle,kebiwowangdayeshaozousishinianwanluna!”
“hehehe,”chennainaidunshibeidoulele,“nizheiyouzuihuashedechouxiaozi。”
“xingle,babaojiwoba,wozheixiuxiyihui,youyouliqile。”
qinyuyileng:“chennainai,nizhenxingme?yaobuwobangnibanshangquba?”
chennainaixiaohehedibailebaishou:“meishi,biekannichennainaixianzaizheizhanzhanweiweidemoyang,nianqingdeshihouneiyeshizhengerbajingdewuzheni,taizheidiandongxibuaishi,buaishi。”
“e,haoba,neichennainainixiaoxindian。”
qinyudianlediantou,xuanjibianyoushijiangmadaijiaohaijilechennainaideshouzhong。
genchennainaigaolebie,qinyubiandasuanfanhuimenweishinei。
raner,jiuzaicishi,menwai,liangweizhongnianfunvyoushuoyouxiaodizouleguolai。
qinyujianzhuang,dunshixiaozhehuilehuishou,dazhaohudao:
“ma,liyi,caixiabana。”
qizhongyiweitoufashaoduandezhongnianfunvjianzhuang,lianshangdexiaorongjiaranerzhi,xuanjiganmangyongshouwuzhelian,kuaibuliqu。
“ei?”yipangdeliyidunshiyileng:“amin,paoshaya?nikanneishibushinierzixiaoyu?”
kuaibuchaoqianfeisuxingjindechenmin,wuzheliandishengshuodao:
“bushi,nirencuorenle,tiantaihei,ganjinzouba。”
“哦。”
kanzhelianzhaohudoumeigentada,jiuzhijiefeisuliqudeerren,qinyuyeshiyilianwunaidishuangshouyitan,gantandao:
“ai,nvrena,jiushixurong。”
……
chenmintuikaimen,huidaojiazhong,mianseyouyu,zhangtanleyikouqi。
zuozaishafashangkanzhebaozhideqinxiaotianjianzhuang,youxieguanxindiwendao:
“孩他妈,咋啦?”
chenminyilianwunaiditanzuozaileshafashang,jiuxiangshiyitiaoshiqulemengxiangdexianyu:
“hainengzadi,haibudoushiyinweinineibaobeierzi。”
“xiaoyu?”qinxiaotianyileng:“xiaoyuzala?”
“nishuozala?”chenminnudengzheyanjingshuodao:“nishuoshuozheichouxiaoziyebuzhidaoshichouleshenmefeng,haoduanduandifeiyaoqudanggeshenmebaoan!”
“erqie,dangbaoanyejiusuanle,haifeidezaizanmenxiaoqudang!”
“nishuowozheiyihouzaizanmenlinjuhetongshimianqian,zenmetaideqitoua?”
qinxiaotianxiaohehedidao:“hai,xiaohaima,kenengyejiutugexinxian,yizheixiaozidenaixing,gujiguobulejitianjiubuxiangganxiaqule。”
“hehe,”chenminlengxiaoyisheng:“wokanzheixiaozikebushitugexinxian。”
“nizhidaozheixiaozijintianganshaleme?”
“tajingranzaixiaoqumenkouligepaizi,shangmianxiezhewaimaiyugoubuderunei!”
“nishuotazheishibushichibaolechengde!”
qinxiaotianwenyanyileng,dunshihahadaxiaoleqilai:
“woshuojintianzenmezaixiaoqulimiankanbujianwaimaiyuandeyingzileni,ganqingdoushizheixiaozidejiezuoa。”
“wojuedetinghaode,zheibangwaimaiyuanyiqianqizhexiaodianlvzaixiaoqulihengchongzhizhuangde,yijingzhuangguohaojicirenle,xianzailigepaiziburangtamenjinlai,wojuedetinghao!zhideguli!”
“haixiaohaixiao!”chenminqiazheqinxiaotianduzishangdezhuirou,nuqichongchongdidao:
“nandaonijiurangzanerzicongciyihoudangyibeizibaoan?”
qinxiaotiantengdeziyaliezui,youxiewunaidikuxiaodao:
“那咋办嘛?”
“zheixiaozixuexixuexidaoshudiyi,lianwulianwudaoshudiyi,mingtiandetianfujuexingyishigujiyejuexingbuchugepilai,neijiranruci,burudanggebaoanshade,yetinghaodema。”
“fanzhengyizanliangxianzaidejixuduoyangzheimeyigebaichiganfandeyemeishafudanma。”
“buxing,”chenminjianjuediyaoleyaotou:“woshijieshoubulewoerziyibeizizhinengdanggebaoan。”
shuodaozheili,tayoushimengranxiangqileshenme,yanqianyiliang,kanxiangshenpangdeqinxiaotiandishengwendao:
“duile,nibabushidongnanshengyibashoume?”
“yaobuniwenwennibayoumeiyoushenmenitiangaimingdetiancaidibao?”
qinxiaotianqingtanleyikouqi:“wobazhishidongnanxingshengxunshi,youbushidaxiarenhuang,nayoushenmenitiangaimingdetiancaidibaoa。”
“zaishuole,congxiaodaoda,neixiehaowanyizanbayebushimeijixiaoyuyongguo,buyemeishenmeyongma。”
“suanle,zanerziya,zheibeiziyejiushigeputongrendemingle,zanhaishirenleba。”
chenminwenyan,yeshiwunaidizhangtanleyikouqi,sihuyeshirenmingle。
raner,jiuzaicishi,qinxiaotianqueturanxiaozhedao:
“ei?haitama,jirandahaofeile,yaobuzanzaihuiluzhongzaoyige?liangexiaohao?”
chenminwenyan,yilianhuyidikanxiangduifang:
“jiunixianzaizheidafubianbiandeyang,hainengxingme?”
“hei!?”qinxiaotianwenyandunshijiushijile,tengdiyixiazhanqishen:
“nikeyishuoyigenanrenchou,yekeyishuoyigenanrenpang,danjiushibunengshuoyigenanrenbuxing!”
shuozhe,tabianshiluqixiuzi,yilianzixindidao:
“jintian,wojiurangnizaiduganshouyixiajiangnanhanzideweiwuxiongfeng!”
wangyouzimohongchendianping:《buzhuangle,woshibaoan,wuxingshangjiang!》wenbiyoumei,juqingdieyanqifu,meiyibudefazhanchurenyiliao,jincouhaokan。wenzhangjiaosefengman,duqilairangrenshoubushijuan,caibudaoxiayibudefazhan。shibenzhideyikandehaoshu。
wangyouboqingguayidianping:chaojingcai,huoxushigangkanzheibenshudeshihoushicongzhongjiankanqilaide,suoyigangkanlaideshihouyouyixiechili,danshizuoweiyigelaoshuchongdewolaishuo,bibukeshaodejiushijianchijingshenle,yushijiuyukanyuerumile,zhibuguozuijingcaizuizhenhandedangranshidajiejule,duiyuwolaishuozhendeshiyigechaojidacaidan,rangwoxianzaiyijidongdexinzhandoudeshoulaipinglun!henyuanmandeyibenshu,zan!
 
                 不装了,我是保安,五星上将!
                                不装了,我是保安,五星上将!