不装了，我是保安，五星上将！
《不装了，我是保安，五星上将！》 小说介绍
zhurengongjiaoqinyuzhangsandexiaoshuojiaozuo《buzhuangle，woshibaoan，wuxingshangjiang！》，tadezuozheshichengziheyouzisuobianxiededoushileixingdexiaoshuo，qingjieyinrenrusheng，feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi：kanzhexiaoqunei，haizimenneiyiliantianzhendixixiaodanao，qinyudelianshangyeshifuxianchuyimo‘shenzanggongyuming’dexinweixiaorong。……...
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翌日。
jiangnanshidiyizhongxue，gaosanwubanzaodushijian。
“gongyuan2022nian，quanqiugedichuxianxukongliefeng，yuwaiyaozuruqinlanxing，biaozhizhelanxingwenmingjinruxinjiyuan！”
“gongyuan2025nian，lanxingchuxiandiyiweitianfujuexingzhe，biaozhizherenleijinruchaofanshidai！”
“gongyuan2038nian，daxiaxuzhoushi，renzudajunyubaiwanyaozudajunjiliejiaofeng，lishiyinianlingjiugeyue，zuizhongjituibaiwanyaozudajun，chenggongshouzhuxuzhoushi！”
“zheiyizhanyeshiziyaozudajunruqinlanxingyilai，renzusuoqudedediyichangdasheng，shichengxuzhoudajie！”
“xuzhoudajiedelishiyiyizhongda，dapoleyaozudajun‘bukezhansheng’deshenhua，fensuilerenzuneibuyixierende‘kongyaobing’he‘toujianglun’，jidadizhenfenlequanrenleidikangyaozuqinlvedexinxin！
“………”
banzhurenlimuxiazaicishizoujinlejiaoshili，kanzhexueshengmenruciqinfenkekudeyangzi，youxieyingerfeide**liandanshangyeshiluchulexinweidexiaorong。
“haole，tongxuemen，dajiaxiantingyixia。”
xueshengmenwenyan，yeshifenfenfangxiashuben，bishanglezuiba，kanxianglimuxia。
yixienantongxue，gengshishuangyanfangguang。
limuxia，ershiersui，daxiamingpaidaxueshuimudaxuedeyingjiebiyesheng，laidaozheilidangtamengaosanwubandebanzhuren，nianjiqingqingqueyishisixingwushi。
zaijiashangtaneipoweibusuderongmaoyiji**wubideshencai，rangtayiruxiao，bianlijichenglezhongduonanxueshengyijinanlaoshixinmuzhongdemengzhongqingren。
“tongxuemen，mashangjiuyaojinxingtianfujuexingyishile。”
“wozhidaodajiaxianzaidouhenjinzhang，haipazijijuexingbuletianfu，huozheshijuexingledijibiedetianfu。”
“neizaicini，woyaojidajiadayizhenqiangxinji。”
“shangyizhougeweidejuexingyinzijiancebaogaoyijingchulaile。”
cihuayichu，jiaoshineidesuoyourendoushishunjianzuozhi，daqilejingshen，lianshangdeshentaixiandejiqipanyoujinzhang。
juexingyinzishiyizhongkeyijiancetamenjuexingyinengjibiegailvdeyizhongshuju，juexingyinziyuegao，juexinggaojibieyinengdegailvyejiuyuegao。
zhijianlimuxiaweiweiyixiao：
“wohengaoxingdegaosudajia，dajiadejuexingyinzidoubudi，chulemouliangweitongxueyiwai，qiyusuoyourendejuexingyinzidoushitupole0.5！”
哗！
jiaoshineidesuoyouxueshengwenyanlianshangdoushiluchuledadadexingfenhexiyuezhise。
juexingyinzichaoguo0.5，zheijiudaibiaozhetamenjuexingyinengdejibie，hendagailvshicjinaizhiyishang！
zhijianlimuxiajixuxiaoyiyinyindidao：
“youqishiwomenbandelijuntongxue，juexingyinzigengshigaoda0.75，weiyuquanbanzhishou，youhendagailvjuexingajitianfu！”
shuodaozheili，limuxiayeshibujinkanxiangzuozaizuiqianpaideyiweiliuzheyitouhuangsejuanfadejunlangnansheng，miandaiyisixiaoyihexinshang。
shenweikaorumingpaidaxueshuimudaxuedejianzisheng，tadangshidejuexingyinziyezhiyou0.65eryi，zuizhongchenggongjuexinglebjitianfu。
erlijundejuexingyinzibitahaigaochulezuzu0.1gedian，keyishuo，juexingajitianfuyijingshibanshangdingdingdeshiqingle。
cike，banjilideqitarendunshidoushiduizhelijuntoulailexianmudemuguang，yixienvtongxuegengshimiansechaohong，yanmaotaohua。
yingjundexiangmao，feifandetianfu，xianhedejiashi，zheijianzhishiwanmeidenanyoumobana。
ganshouzhequanbanxueshengduizijitoulaideneizhongyanxianyuaimudemuguang，lijuncikexinzhongyeshiwubidesuanshuang，danbiaomianshanghaishiguzuodandingdiluchuyilianqianxudexiaorong，bailebaishou：
“jibencaozuo，jibencaozuo。”
“lijuntongxue，niyoushenmebaoguijingyankeyigentongxuemenchuanshoudema？”
limuxiakanxianglijun，xiaoyiyingyingdidao。
lijunxiaozuiyiwai，luchuyimolongwangshixiaorong，gangxiangkaikou，turanjian，yizhenjiazazheyisishaoxianweisuoxiaorongdehulushenghuidangzailezhenggejiaoshili。
“hululu……rangnichangchangwodemizhixiaojiangliao，heihei……hululu……”
limuxiawenyandaimeiyizhou，xunshengwangqu，zhijianzuozaizuozaihoupaikaochuangzuoweidenansheng，zhengbatoumaizaishuzhuoshang，huhudashuizhe。
limuxianeiqiaohongdeliandandunshijiushiheilexialai，lengshenghechidao：
“秦羽！”
raner，huiyingtade，querengjiuzhiyouneiyouxieweisuodedehulusheng。
jiaoshilideqiyutongxuejianzhuang，doushiwuzuitouxiaoqilai。
duiyuyanqiandechangjing，tamenzaoyishisikongjianguan，jianguaibuguaile。
limuxiamiansefahei，sanbubingzuoliangbudizoudaozuihouyizhuokaochuangdezuoweiqian，zhijieshiyizhangzhongzhongdipaizailezhuozishang。
shushuizhongdeqinyumengranjingxing，yilianmangrandiroulerouyanjing：
“ng？dizhenleme！？”
limuxiashuangshouqiayao，xingyanyuandeng，shuangmouhaosiyaopenchuhuolai，hunshenqidefazhan，xiongqianneituanbotaoxiongyonggengshizaibutingdijulieqifu。
“doushenmeshihoule，haizhizhidaoshui！”
“nizhibuzhidao，nidejuexingyinzigaodakongbude0.1，weiyuquannianjidediyi！”
qinyuwenyanyileng，lianshangdunshiluchujifenxise：
“ng？taiyangdaxibianchulaile，wojingrannadiyile？”
limuxia：（╬￣min￣）
“daoshude！daoshude！”
秦羽：“哦。”
limuxiawenyan，qidexiongkouzhizhan，suijibianyoushipiejianqinyushenpangdenanshengzhengdizhetou，buzhidaozaiganzheshenmewanyi。
“liudamao，ganshenmeni？”
“把头抬起来！”
liudamaowenyan，zhuangshuodeshenqumengranyizhan，danqueshibuweisuodong，rengjiudizhetou。
suihou，guolejimiaozhong，zhengdanglimuxiajijiangyaofabiaodeshihou，liudamaomengrantaiqitoulai，luchuyilianhanhandexiaorong，naonaotoudao：
“heihei，laoshi，nijiaowo？(oﾟωﾟo)”
kanzheliudamaozuijiaoneishangweicajingdeyouzi，limuxiademiansezaiduyihei：
“nigangcaidixiatouzaiganma？”
“没，没干啥呀。”
liudamaoyilianwugudidao。
raner，limuxiawenyan，queshilengxiaoyisheng，zhijiecongtadeshuzhuolitaochuyitongkendedequanjiatong，zhongzhongdipaizaishuzhuoshang：
“neinigaosuwozheishishenme！？”
刘大毛：“……”
yipangdeqinyujianzhuang，dunshinumudengxiangliudamao：
“haonigenongmeidayandeliudamao，jingranqiadushi！”
“还有鸡腿没？”
“kuaidianjiwoyige！woyaoqiaji！qiaji！”
“额……”
liudamaotoutouzhilezhishenpanglianseyijingkuaiyaoheidedichumodelimuxia，jiqinyushiyileyige‘niniubi’deyanshen。
qinyujianzhuangdunshimengdeyijiling。
哇靠！
忘了！
大熊老师还搁这呢！
daxionglaoshishiqinyujilimuxiaqidewaihao，feichangtiehetaneibotaoxiongyongdedabaimantou。
“daxiong，apei，lilaoshi，wocuole，woxianzaijiuguaiguaiquzoulangwaimianzhanzhequ。”
qinyuyilianshanxiaodinaonaotou，feichangzijuedibianchaozhezoulangzouqu。
yipangdeliudamaokanzheyanqianlimuxianeiwanruoyaosharendekongbuyanshen，yeshiganmangzhanleqilai，youxieweijudizhanzhanweiweididao：“an，anyequ。”
limuxiajianzhuang，xiongkoudouyaoqibaole，bujinfuetanxi，zhangtanyikouwubijuewangdeqi。
tazheishizaoleshenmenie，nengrangzheiliangweiwolongfengchutongshichuxianzaitazheigexiaoxiaodegaosanwubana。
youxieyukuwuleidiwunaiyaotou，limuxiajiangerrenjiaolehuilai：
“nimenlianggechouxiaozijiwohuilai！”
“哦。”
qinyuheliudamaowenyan，guaiguaidiantou，laolaoshishididizhetouzhanzailimuxiamianqian，jiuxianglianggeguaiguaitinghuadexiaohaiziyiyang，shenzhiyinyuenengtingdaoyisichouqisheng，
“laoshi，womenzhidaocuole。”
“womenxiaciyidinghaohaoxuexi，tiantianxiangshang。”
xinlaiderenkenengyiweitaliangyijingyishidaozijidecuowule。
danzuoweiyijingshangguowushucidadangdelimuxiaqueshizhidao，zheilianggelaobidengchunchungezheijitawankuroujini。
tashenxileyikouqi，yilianhentiebuchenggangdidao；
“nimenliangjiubunengxianglijunxuexueme？”
“nikankanrenjia，pingshiduokeku，xianzaijuexingyinzidouyijingchaoguo0.75le，zaichouchouniliang，yige0.1,yige0.2，quannianjidaoshuqianerzhijiebeiniliangbaoyuanle！”
“qi，woyaoshiyougejuexingajitianfudelaodie，woyexing，zheiyoushenmekeniubide。”
liudamaobuxiedipiepiezui，dishengnannandao。
limuxiawenyan，dunshinumudengqu：“liudamao，nigangcaishuoshenme！”
liudamaolianlianyaotou，bushuohua。
“laoshi，tagangcaishuotayaoshiyougeajitianfudelaodie，tayexing，haishuozheiyoushenmekeniubide。”
秦羽大声道。
刘大毛：“？？？”
cihuayichu，jiaoshineideqiyuxueshengzhongyushilaowangbabanzoudu——biebuzhuxiao（xiao）le！
liudamaodunshinumudengxiangqinyu，yanshenfengkuangjiaoliu。
“wakao！nigelaoliuchumaiwo！”
qinyuaojiaoditaiqitou：“heng！ganbeizhewoqiadushi，jiushizheigexiachang！”
limuxiawenyan，dunshiqidebudayichulai，kanxiangliudamaonuchidao：
“niguanrenjiapinshenmeni，nipinbuguo，jiulaolaoshishidizaizheizuozhe！”
刘大毛：“哦。”
suihou，tayoushimengranzhuantoukanxiangyipangtoutoubiexiaodeqinyu，
“还有你！”
“xuexixuexibuyonggong，lianwulianwubuyonggong，chengtianjiuzhizhidaochihewanleshuidajue，nizaizheiyangxiaqujiuyaochengfeirenlenizhidaoma？”
“nandao，niduiniyihouderenshengyeshizheizhongxiaojitaidu？”
qinyuwenyan，yilianwunaidibaibaishoudao：
“daxiong，apei，lilaoshi，wozhidaonihenji，dannixianbieji。”
“bailanfeiwobenyuan，shinaixianshisuopo，gemenyehenwunaia。”
limuxiawenyanyanpikuangtiao，yijingyouxierenbuzhuzhunbeijiduifangyigedabidoule！
zheigechouxiaoziyouyaogezheicheshenmeduzi！
buguo，zheiyici，daoshilimuxiazhendewuhuiqinyule。
qinyushuodequeshishishihua。
gangtaishengchuanyueguolaideshihou，tashizhendedasuanzuogefendoubi，meitiankekunuli，congcizouxiangrenshengdianfengde。
keyihandeshi，neishihoubengguantazaxiulian，jingjietishengdejiushigagaman。
bierenhuashitiannengjileixialaidelingli，duiqinyulaishuojiudexiaobannian。
neizheihaixiuliangederle。
直接开摆！
buguo，jiuzaisantianqian，juexingxitongzhihou，tadezheizhongkunraobianshixiaoshile，yenenggenzhengchangrenyiyangxishoulinglile。
duici，qinyuziranyeshimingbaixianqiandewentidoushiyinweizheigexitongdeyuanyin。
jiugenmouweixiaoxingshaonianzuikaishimeifajileilingli，doubeiyiweilaoyeyexishouzouyiyang。
dangran，zheizhongshiqingqinyuziranshibuhuishuochuqude。
suiji，tabiandasuanditourencuo，raner，qiazaicishi，mianqianqueshiduochuleliangdaoxuanxiang。
【xuanxiangyi：chengkenrencuo，bingbiaoshicongxianzaikaishiyidinghaohaoxuexitiantianxiangshang。wanchengjiangli：huodechenghao‘daxionglaoshideguaihaizi’，daxionglaoshiduinidexiaidu+1。】
【xuanxianger：yongzheyilianwusuoweidebailanyuqidao：“aduiduidui，qiaodongdixiagaixiaobei。”wanchengjiangli：gaozhonglishizhishijingtong。】
kanzhezheituranfuxiandeliangdaoxuanxiang，qinyuxianrulechensi。
tayuanbenjiuxiangchengkenrencuolaizhe。
可这奖励也不行啊。
jiurangdaxionglaoshiduizijidexiaiduzengjiayidian，koukousousoude，ganjinjiyepa！
qinyuguoduanxuanzedierge！
zhijianqinyuyilianwusuoweidikoukoubiga，yongzhejiweibailandetaidu，yuqizhongdaizheyisixiaoxiaodeqiaopidao：
“aduiduidui，woyihouya，jiuquneiqiaodongdixiagaizhexiaobei，meizierzier~”
“jiushiyigezier，shutan~~~”
“ding！wanchengxuanze！huodejiangli：gaozhonglishizhishijingtong！”
“jianyusuzhuzhudongjiaxi，biaoxianchuse，ewaifuzengjiangli：gaozhongwulizhishijingtong！”
嘶！
zhongrenwenyanmiansejieshiyizhen，manlianzhenhandikanxiangqinyu。
**！
狼灭啊！
limuxiacikeyijingshiqidenaodaishangkuaiyaomaoyanle，xiongqianneituanbotaoxiongyonggengshiwanruohaixiaoyibanjulieqifu，rangrenbujindanxinhuibuhuizhijiejiangtashenshangchuanzhedeneijiantieshenjinbengdebaichenyijichengbaole。
“woshiyimingyousuzhiyouhanyangdelaoshi，yaolengjing，yaolengjing。”
limuxiashenxileyikouqi，buduandipingfuzhexiongkoudejulieqifu。
“hu……hu……hu……kao！”
“wolengnigemamaipidejinglei！”
“qinyu，likejiwoyituanchengtuandefangshigunchuqu！！！”
wangyoujingruofanhuadianping：jilituijian，woshiyigefeichangfeichangtiaotideshuchongjibenhenduoshuzhuiyibanwojiubukanlekeshizheibenshuwoyizhizhuidaozuixinzhangchaojihaokanhaiyouneixiedalianhezhujiaodexijiemiaoxie，zhibuguoruguocuobiezishaoyidianjiuhaole，wuxingtuijian!
wangyoudaicizenmeyongbaodianping：《buzhuangle，woshibaoan，wuxingshangjiang！》dezuozhehenyouxiangxiangli，chongfendebiaomingleyigeshehuiheyigedaxueshengsuoxuyaodedongxi，congerkehuandedongxiheyingxiongzhuyishidazhongsuoxiangwangde，yeqingzuozhenunuligengxinkuaierjing，xiwangbenshukuaishangjiazhichizheziranhuiduo。