咸妃只想躺平，陛下何必纠缠！
《咸妃只想躺平，陛下何必纠缠！》 小说介绍
guimudazaode《xianfeizhixiangtangping，bixiahebijiuchan！》shiyibukourenxinxiandegudaixiaoshuo。gushizhongdezhujiaoyuxianyuwenloulijingmonanhetiaozhan，fenqifankangxieeshilibingxunzhaozhenxiang。xiaoshuoyiqidiedangqifudeqingjiehelingrenjingtandeshijuexiaoguoerxiyinleguangdaduzhedeguanzhu。wotandaozaiditanshang，fachulejuewangde**：“cangtiana！dadia！wozhixiangdangtiaoxianyu，weishenmezheimenana！”……。
《咸妃只想躺平，陛下何必纠缠！》 第1章 免费试读
dangwozhengkaiyan，faxianzijichuanzheyishenfanfudegudaiqunzhuang，tangzaiyikou……e，guancailishi，wodedanaodangjilezuzusanfenbanzhong。
erbianchuanlaiwengwengwengdekuqisheng，chaodewotouteng。
“niangnianga！ninzenmejiuzheimexiangbukaia！”yigeyuanlianxiaoyahuanpuzaiguancaibianyan，kudebitipaodouchulaile，“suiranbixiashiherenledian，shiqinshikongbuledian，danninyebunengzhijietouhuzijinawuwuwu……”
lingyigeshaoweiwenzhongxie、chuanzhegongzhuangdenvshengchouyezhefuhe：“shianiangniang，zheihulideshuiduolenga……ninyaoshizhenmeile，nubimenkezenmebana……”
娘娘？侍寝？投湖？
wo，yuxianyu，ershiyishijideyouxiufeichaidaibiao，zuotianhaizaiweilejiafangbabaneigaileshibabandefanganaoyebaogan，zenmeyijuexinglaijiuhuanleditu，haisihukaijujiuguale？
budui，gualehainengganjuedaodibanluodebeiteng？
我猛地坐起身。
“zha、zhashia！！！”
lingtanglishunjianjifeigoutiao，gangcaihaikudexilihualadeyuanlianxiaoyatoujianjiaoyisheng，chadianbaiyanyifanyunguoqu。neigewenzhongxiedegongnvyehedelianlianhoutui，zhizhewodeshoudoudexiangdelepajinsen。
zhiyouwo，yilianmengbidizuozaiguancaili，daliangzhezheisichuguamanbaibudegudailingtang，yijiyanqianzheijigeguzhuangdaban、hedehunfeiposanderen。
jingguoshenbiandagongnvqingchuan（jiushineigeshaoweiwenzhongdiande，suirantagangcaihedechadiantiaoqilai）zhanzhanjingjing、daizhekuqiangdejieshi，wozongsuangaoqingchulexianzhuang。
wozheijushentideyuanzhu，yejiaoyuxianyu（zheishenmedaomeimingzi？！），shizheidayuwangchaohuangdixincefengdecairen。jushuozheiweihuangdibixiawenlou（mingzihaitinghaoting）yingjunfeifan，dantongshiyeyi“yanlilengku”zhuchengyushi。yuanzhuzuowanbeifanlepaizi，diyicishiqin，jushuoshiyinweitaiguojinzhanghaipa，zaibixiakaojinshi，zhijiehede……yunsiguoqule。
bixiajuededaweisaoxing，zhijierangrenbatataihuilezijidegongdian。yuanzhuxinglaihoujuedexiufennandang，meilianjianren，yishixiangbukai，jurantoulehouyuanneigexiaochitang……ranhoujiubeilaoleshanglai，xuanbuqiangjiuwuxiao，zhijiezhuangguanle。
结果就是我穿来了。
woditoukanlekanshenshangzheishenshilulu、zhoubabadepiaolianggongzhuang，youmolemoshenxiazheikouzhilianghaitinghaodeguancaiban，xinzhongbaiganjiaoji。
jiemei，youshenmexiangbukaide？bujiushishesixianchangma？zhiyaonizijibuganga，gangadejiushibieren！hekuangduifanghaishihuangdi，zhangdeyoushuai，nizheibobukuia！zenmejiuzhijieziguadongnanzhileni？
ai，balebale，laidoulaile。
wopailepaiguancaiban，zaiqingchuanheshalenglengdexiaoyahuantianzao（dui，jiushineigeyuanlianxiaoyatou）dechanfuxia，pachulezheikouhuiqideguancai。
“niangniang，nin……ninzhendemeishile？”qingchuandeshengyinhaizaifadou，xiaoxinyiyidikanzhewo，fangfowoxiayimiaojiuyaobianyi。
“meishilemeishile，”wobaibaishou，huodongleyixiajiangyingdesizhi，“jiushiyoudiane，youchidema？”
tianzaolenglengdidiantou：“xiaochufanglihaiwenzhezhou，shi……shijininyubeide……”jipinlianggezitameiganshuochukou。
“taihaole！”woyanjingyiliang，“kuainalai！chibaolecaiyouliqisikaorensheng……abu，sikaofeisheng！”
yushi，yikezhonghou，dayuwangchaoxinrenyucairen，zhengzaizijilingtangpangbiandepiantingli，xilihuludihezhexiangpenpendejisizhou，mianqianhaibaizheyidiejianghuangguaheyilongxiaoqiaolinglongdexiajiao。
lianggeyahuanzaiyipangmudengkoudaidikanzhewo，fangfowozaichishenmeduantoufan。
woyibianchi，yibiankuaisuxiaohuazheqingchuantigongdebeijingxinxi。
dayuwangchao，lishishangmeiyoudechaodai。yuanzhuyuxianyu，fuqinshigewupinxiaoguan，bazijisongjingonggujiyeshiweilejiazuqiancheng。xinggedanxiaoqienuo，cunzaiganjidi，zheicishiqinnaochuzheimedawulong，kongpayijingchenglehougongxiaobing。
huangdiwenlou，nianqingyouwei，danjushuopiqibuhao，hougongfeipinbusuanduo，danyebushao。muqianweifenzuigaodeshiruguifei，jiangjunzhinv，xiaozhangbahu；haiyouroufei，chengxiangqianjin，xiaolizangdao。zongzhi，doubushishengyoudedeng。
erwo，yuxianyu，ershiyishijishechu，weiyidetezhangshinengzaiddlqianbaofachujingrendeqianli（hetucaonengliang），yijiyongyoujiqiangdetangpingyiyuan。
zongjiewanbi：diyukaiju。
danshi！zuoweiyigeshouguoxiandaijiaoyu（bingqiekanguowushugongdouxiaoshuohedianshiju）deyouxiuqingnian，woshenzhihougongshengcunfaze——qiangdachutouniao，lanrenyoulanfu！
yuanzhujiushiyinweitaixiangzhengchong（buranzenmehuijinzhangdaoyundao？），cailuoderucixiachang。erwo，yu·zhenxianyu·xianyu，juedingfanqidaoerxingzhi！
争宠？侍寝？宫斗？
bububu，wozhixiangpinganhuodaolao，hunchidengsijiuhao！
neiweibixiatingqilaijiuhengaolengkepa，zuowanyuanzhuzhishiyundaojiubeixianqididiuhuilai，neiwoyaoshibiaoxiandezailipuyidian，taqibushizheibeizidoubuxiangkanjianwole？
妙啊！
xiangdaozheili，wohexiazuihouyikouzhou，padifangxiawan，yanzhongshanshuozhezhihui（？）deguangmang。
“晴川，甜枣！”
lianggeyatouyigejiling：“nubizai！”
“chuanlingxiaqu！”wodashouyihui，qishishizu，“balingtangjibengong……abu，jiwochele！zheixiebaibukanzhejiuhuiqi！”
“ranhou，quzhaoneiwufu，duoyaojichuangbeizilai！zheiguancaibanluodewobeiteng，woxuyaorouruandechuangpulaifuweiwoshoushangdexinlingherouti！”
“zuihou，yeshizuizhongyaodeyidian——”wobiaoqingyansu，yadishengyin，“congjintianqi，bengongdezuoyoumingshi：‘buqiuyunshihongyouzi，danqiushoumingcuyouzhang’2！zanmengongdedamen，yihounengguanduojinguanduojin，zanmengongderen，yihounengduodidiaojiuduodidiao！tebieshiguanyubixiadeyiqiexiaoxi，yilvpingbi！tingdonglema？”
qingchuanhetianzaozhangdalezuiba，kanzhefangfobeihuanlehunyiyangdezijianiangniang，bantiancaimengmengdongdongdidianlediantou。
suiranmeitaimingbai，danniangnianghaoxiang……huoguolaizhihou，biandetebieyouzhuyi（qieqiguai）le？
wode“xianyugong”（wozijiqudemingzi，benlaijiaoxianyugong，haitingyingjing）xunsuguanchelewode“didiaobichong”fangzhen。
gongmenrichangjinbi，chengbingbuchu，xiejueyiqiefangke（zhuyaoshiqitafeipin），meirihuodongfanweijinxianyuwoshi、xiaohuayuanhechufang。
hougonglizuibuquedejiushixinrenxiaohejiurenku。wotouhumeisichengdeshier，yijishiqinyundaodezhuangju，guoranchenglejiemeimenchayufanhouzuixindexiaoliao。danxiaolejitian，jianwozheitouchedimeiledongjing，fangfozhendejiucichenjixiaqu，dajiayejiujianjianshiqulexingqu。
bijing，huangdidezhuyilicaishihougongdefengxiangbiao。yigechedishichong、haichenglexiaobingdecairen，buzhidelangfeitaiduoshijian。
正合我意！
wokuailedizaiwodexianyugonglikaipilewodetangpingshenghuo。
yushanfangdehuoshizhenhao！biwoyiqiandiandewaimaihaochiduole！youqishineigeguihuatangou、xiefensu、hongshaoshizitou……xiliu。
yuhuayuandejingsezhenmei！youqishimeirendaraodeshihou，tangzaiyaoyili，chizhetianzaotoutoucongchufangshunlaidedianxin，shaizhetaiyang，jianzhishenxianrizi。
hougongdehuabenzizhenhaokan！suirandoushixiecaizijiarenlaotaolu，dandafashijianzugoule。wohaixinxuelaichao，rangqingchuanjiwozhaolexiebimo，kaishizijitoutouxiedianxiandaixiaoshuoziyuzile，zhujiaodangranshiwozuixihuandelengmianwangyeqiaopifeileixing[d:9]。
jiuzaiwojihuyaozhendebianchengyitiaofengganxianyushi，rugonghoudiyige“weiji”qiaoranjianglin。
皇家秋猎到了。
anzhaoguiju，suoyoufeipindouyaopeitongqianwanghuangjialiechang。zheishilulianhezhengchongdedahaojihui，feipinmenzaojiubiezulejing，zhunbeilezuipiaoliangdeqizhuang，kulianlezuiyouyadeyitai，zhiwangzaiqiulieshangbeibixiaduokanliangyan。
只有我，如临大敌。
yaochumen？！yaojianren？！haikenengjiandaoneigekepadehuangdibixia？！
达咩！
wodangjijueding——“bing”degengyanzhongyidian。
“kekeke！qingchuana，wozheitouzenmezheimeyuna……”woxuruodikaozaitashang，guozhehouhoudebeizi，suiranwaimianzhishichuqiu，“wozheishenzigu，pashijingbuqiliechangdefengchuirishaia……wanyibuxiaoxinchongzhuangleshengjia，neijiuzuiguole……keke！”
qingchuankanzhewohongrundelianpanghegangganghaikenleliangzhutideyouzui，mianwubiaoqing：“niangniang，qiulieshisuoyoufeipinbixuchuxidechanghe。zhuangbingshimeiyongde，jiusuanninzhenbingle，taiyehuibanintaiqude。”
“……”
shicele！fengjianzhuyihaisirena！
zuizhong，wohaishibei“dabao”daishangleqianwangliechangdemache。
yilushang，woaishengtanqi，fangfobushiqucanjiagaoduantuanjian，ershiyaoqufusi。
tianzaozaiyipangkaixindichizhedianxin，hanhubuqingdianweiwo：“niangniang，liechangkehaowanle！tingshuoyouhenduoxiaotuzihexiaolu！erqiehuoshitebiehao！”
qingchuanzezixidijianchazhewodeyishi，quebaojibuchutiao（weibeiwodefangzhen）yebushili（pabeizhizui）：“niangniang，daoleliechang，ninjiugenjinnubi，jinliangdaizaizhangpenglibiechulai，aoguozheijitianjiuhaole。”
wogandongdizhuazhuqingchuandeshou：“zhiwozhe，qingchuanye！”
raner，wowangleflaglideyuezao，daodeyuehendedaoli。
qiuliediyitian，shengdakaimu。
huangdibixiawenlouyishenxuanseqizhuang，shenzitingba，junlangfeifan，qizaigaotoudamashang，fabiaolejianduanerguwurenxindejianghua，yindetaixiafeipinhechenzimenyanzhongyicailianlian。
wosuozaifeipinduiwudezuimowei，henbudebazijizangzairoufeineijudadefajitouyingli，neixinfengkuangqidao：“kanbujianwokanbujianwokanbujianwo……”
huoxushiqidaoqilezuoyong，bixiademuguangqueshicongweisaoguozheigejiaoluo。
jianghuajieshu，huangdiyimadangxian，lvlingwanggongdachenmencemayangbian，chongrulinchang。feipinmenzezhuyaoliuzaiyingqu，sanwuchengqun，liaotianshangjing，andilizejiaojingzhesheideyishanggengpiaoliang，sheideyitaigengyoumei。
wojinzunqingchuanjiaohui，liubianxingdong，mubiaozhizhifenpeijixianyugongdeneigezuipianpidexiaozhangpeng。
yankanjiuyaoanquanshanglei——
“嗖！”
yizhijianshibuzhicongnagefangxiangpokongerlai，cazhewodebinjiao，“duo”diyisheng，sisidingzailewomianqiandezhangpengzhuzishang！
箭尾还在嗡嗡作响。
woshenzhinengganjuedaojianzudaiqidefengchuidonglewodetoufa。
时间仿佛静止了。
wojiangzaiyuandi，xinzangzhoutingleyimiao，ranhoukaishifengkuangleigu。
zhouweishunjiananjingxialai，suoyourendemuguangdoujujiaozaiwo……heneizhijianshang。
“hujia！youcike！”buzhinagejiansangmendetaijianhanleyisheng，xianchangdunshiyipianhunluan。nvjuanmendejianjiaoshengciqibifu。
shiweimenxunsuyongdongqilai，jinzhangdisouxunfanglengjianderen。
wotuiyiruan，chadianmeizhanwen。qingchuanhetianzaoganjinfuzhuwo，liangrenlianseyedouhedecanbai。
henkuai，yigeshiweitonglingmoyangderenkuaibuzouguolai，zixichakanleneizhijian，ranhoubiaoqingbiandeyouxieguguai。tazhuanshen，duizhecongcongganlaideyuqianzongguantaijiandishengshuolejiju。
zongguantaijiandebiaoqingyebiandeweimiaoqilai。
taxiaobupaodaoyijingbeishiweicengcengbaohuqilaidehuangdimianqian——bixiabuzhiheshiyijinghuilaile，zhengduanzuomashang，lianseyinchendikanzhezheibiandesaoluan。
zongguantaijianzaibixiaerbiandishenghuibing。
wokandaobixiademeitouweiweizhouqi，ranhou，taneishensuidemuguang，yueguorenqun，zhunquewuwudiluozailewodeshenshang。
neimuguangdaizheshenshi、buyue，haiyouyisi……tanjiu？
wohedeganjindixiatou，xinliaihao：wanlewanlewanle！bujinyinqilezhuyi，haishiyizheizhong“cisha”defangshi！wumingxiuyi！
bixiacemahuanhuanzouleguolai。
renqunzidongfenkaiyitiaolu。
tazaiwomianqianjibuyuandedifanglezhumajiang，jugaolinxiadikanzhewo。
“shini？”tadeshengyindichen，tingbuchuqingxu。
woputongyishengjiuguixiale（zhuyaoshituiruan）：“bibibixiaxinu！pinpinpinqiebuzhidaozenmehuishia！”shengyindoudewozijidoutingbuxiaqu。
“huibixia，”shiweitonglingyingzhetoupihuihua，“jingcha，zheizhijian……shilinxiaojiangjunfangcailianxishebashi，tuo、tuoshoule……”tadeshengyinyuelaiyuexiao。
“……”
全场寂静。
脱……脱手了？
suoyi，zheibushicisha，zhishiyiqi……lipude、diuliande、chadianwushangfeipindeshejishigu？
wochadianyikouqimeishanglai。
wenloudeliansesihugengheileyixie。tapieleyiyanyuanchuneigezhengliangunpapaoguolai、hedemianwurensedenianqingjiangling（gujijiushineiweilinxiaojiangjun），lenglengdihengleyisheng。
“tuoxiaqu，junfachuzhi。”
“bixiaraoming！bixiaraominga！”linxiaojiangjundeqiuraoshengjianxingjianyuan。
ranhou，wenloudemuguangzaicihuidaowoshenshang。
woguizaidishang，toumaidedidide，henbudezuanjindifengliqu。dage，wozhenmeixiangpengcia！
tachenmolejimiao，hurankaikou：“nijiaoshenmemingzi？nagegongde？”
woxinliyigedeng。guoran！haishibeijizhule！
“hui、huibixia……pinqie……yuxianyu，zhu、zhuxianfugong……”woshengyinxiruowenying。
“yuxianyu？”wosihutingdaotajiqingdizhongfuleyibianzheigemingzi，yuqilidaizheyisinanyichajuedeguaiyi。
“抬起头来。”
woneixinzhengzhaleyiwanci，zuihouhaishisongsongdi、manmanditaiqiletou，danyanjingsihuobugankanta，zhigandingzhetaqizhuangshangdepankou。
wonengganjuedaotademuguangzaiwolianshangtingliulepianke。neitianshiqindengguanghunan，woyouyundezao，tagujigenbenmeikanqingwozhangshayang。
“kanlaiyucairenshoujingbuxiao。”tadeyuqipingdanwubo，“huiquhaohaoyayajing。gaogonggong，shangyucairenyajingchayifen。”
“zhe。”zongguantaijianyingdao。
“xie、xiebixiaendian……”woganjinyoudixiatou。
tazhongyuyikailemuguang，diaozhuanmatou，fangfowozhishigewuzuqingzhongdexiaochaqu：“jinrizhishi，chunshuyiwai，zhuweishoujingle，dousanleba。”
renqunqieqiesiyuzhe，jianjiansanqu。bushaofeipinlikaishi，kanwodeyanshendouchongmanlebiyihexingzailehuo——qiaozheidaomeijinger！yongzheizhongfangshixiyinbixiazhuyi，zhengouchunde！
我欲哭无泪。
zaiqingchuanhetianzaodechanfuxia，wotuiruanjiaoruandipahuilezijidezhangpeng。
tianzaopaizhexiongfuhoupa：“hesinubile！niangniangninmeishizhenshitaihaole！”
qingchuanzeyouxinchongchong：“niangniang，bixiata……sihujizhuninle。”
wotanzaidianzishang，shengwukeliandibaozhunaodai：“wozhidao……woyebuxianga……”
wandanle。wodexianyushenghuo，nandaojiuyaocongcigaozhonglema？
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