《xianfeizhixiangtangping，bixiahebijiuchan！》limiandeneirongzheibenxiaoshuoshiguimuchude,zhujiaoshiyuxianyuwenlou，zhuyaojiangshudeshi：neishiyigexiaoxiaode、yongliaocucaodebuou，shangmianyongzhubixiezheyixingzi，zhengshiruguifeidemingziheshengchenbazi！buoude……
wozheichanghonghonglieliede“chayuluoshui”shijian，zuizhongyiwochenggonghuanshangyanzhongfenghan、gaoshaowochuangergaozhong。
taiyilaikanguo，kailejifukudenengrangrenlinghunchuqiaodeyao。woyibianziyaliezuidiguanyao，yibianxinlianshuang：zhile！zheixiazongnengxiaotingleba？bingchengzheiyang，zongbunengzaibeilachuqu“zhanshi”leba？
guoran，zhihoudeqiuliehuodong，wodouyi“bingtiweiyu”weiyou，wanmeiquexi。qingchuanhetianzaolunliushouzhewo，xianyugongdexiaozhangpengchedichenglewodebifenggang。
waimianshizongmahuange、jiaozhuliechang，wozaizhangneishikekekaka、kuyaoweiban。
tianzaokanzhewoshaodehongpupudelian，henshidanyou：“niangniang，ninzheidaijiashibushiyoudiandaa？”
woyazhesangzi，youqiwuliquemuguangjianding：“nibudong……zheijiaozhizhisidierhousheng……ke！keke！yongyishidetongku，huanzhangjiudeanning……huasuan！”
qingchuanmomodiguoyiwangangaohaodeyao，mianwubiaoqing：“niangniang，xianbazheiwan‘anning’heleba。”
我：“……”
raner，woxianrandigulehuangdibixiadenaohuiluhe……xingdongli。
jiuzaiqiuliezuihouyiribangwan，woshaogangtuilexie，zhengguozhebeizi，toufalingluan，liansecangbaidixiaokouhezhebaizhoushi，zhangwaiyouxiangqileneicuimingbandetongchuansheng。
“陛下驾到——！”
woshouyidou，banwanzhouchadiankouzaibeizishang。
tazenmeyoulaile？！meiwanleshiba！
zhanglianxiankai，wenlouzaicizoulejinlai。tasihugangcongliechanghuilai，yishenxuanseqizhuanghaiweihuanxia，daizhexiexufengchenheyewailinliedeqixi。
zhangneimimanzhedandandeyaoweihewozheifubingyanyandelangbeimoyang。
wozhengzhazhexiangxiachuangxingli，beitataishouzhizhile。
“binglejiutangzheba。”tademuguangsaoguowozheihaowuxingxiangkeyandeyangzi，zuihouluozaiwoyinweifashaoerganliedezuichunhecangbaiqiaocuidelianshang，meitouweibukechadiculeyixia。
“xiebixia……”woshengyinshaya，youqiwuli，zheihuidaobushizhuangde。
“taiyilaikanguole？”tazaiqingchuanbanlaidedengzishangzuoxia，juliwodechuangtabuyuanbujin。
“huibixia，kanguole，yekaileyao。”qingchuanlianmanghuida。
“ng。”tayingleyisheng，zhangneixianruyizhenduanzandechenmo。
wojinzhangdizuanzhebeijiao，xinlifengkuangdagu：dage，ninriliwanji，paowozheibingrenzhangzililaiganma？shichazaiqingma？haishilaikanwositoulemeiyou？
jiuzaiwokuaiyaobeizheichenmoyakuadeshihou，tahuranyoukaikoule，yuqipingdandexiangshizaiwenjintiantianqizenmeyang。
“xilideyu，haochima？”
我：“？？？”
womengditaitou，zhuangjintaneishuangshenbujiandidemouzili。neilimiansihuzangzheyisijidandexixue。
tazhidaole！taguoranzhidaowoneitianshizaichayu！tashenmedoukandaole！
wodelianshunjianbaohong，bushishaode，shisaode！haiyouyizhongganhuaishibeidangchangzhuabaodejingkong！
“chen……chenqie……”woshetoudajie，naoziyipiankongbai。
pangbiandeqingchuanhetianzaoyijinghedeguixiale。
wenloukanzhewojiongpodekuaimaoyandeyangzi，zuijiaosihuwanleyixia，danhenkuaiyouminchengyitiaozhixian。tayikaishixian，duishenhoudegaogonggongdao：“badongxinajinlai。”
gaogonggongduanzheyigezitanmushihezoulejinlai，dakaigaizi，limianshiyizhongreqitengtengdetang。
“yushanfangaodecanjitang，jinibubushenzi。”wenlouyuqiyijiumeishenmeqifu，“shengdechuanchuqu，shuozhenkedaifeipin，yichangqiulierangrenbingdequlebantiaoming。”
wokanzheneizhongmingxianshiyuyongguige、xiangqisiyidejitang，zhenggerendoumengle。
youshang？！xianshibaihupi，xianzaishicanjitang？！bixianinshishangcishangyinlema？haishininjuedewozhei“shichong+xiaobing”derensheshulidebugoulaogu，feiyaoqinzixiachangjiwolachouhen？！
wohuangdechadiancongchuangshanggunxialai：“bixia！zheitaizhenguile！chenqiewanwanbuganshou！chenqiezhishixiaoxiaofenghan，hedianbaizhoujiuhao……”
“zhenjinide，jiuhezhe。”tadaduanwo，yuqidaizheburongzhiyideweiyan，“bashenziyanghao。”
tazhanqishen，sihuzhunbeilikai。
wojizhongshengzhi，yebuzhidaonagenjindacuole，tuokouerchu：“bixia！chenqie……chenqiebingzhongrongyanbukan，kongwuleshengmu！zheijitang……chenqiexinlingle！shizaibugan……”
wenloujiaobuyidun，huiguotou，yongyizhongnanyiyanyudeyanshenshangxiadalianglewoyixia，zhongdianzaiwojiwosidetoufahecangbaiqiaocuidelianshangtingliulepianke，ranhoufeichangkeguandipingjialeyiju：
“ng，shitingbukande。”
wo：“……”nindaoyebubirucichengshi！
“suoyigenggaibubu。”tahuafengyizhuan，shuodeneijiaoyigelizhiqizhuang，“ganjinyanghao，miandexiacishiqindeshihou，haishizheifuyangzi。”
下次侍寝？！
zheisigezixiangyidaotianlei，zhipiwodetianlinggai！
wozhenggerendoushihuale，zhangzhezui，shalenglengdikanzheta。
taxiangshimeikandaowodezhenjing，shuowanbianjingzhizhuanshenchulezhangpeng，liuxianeizhongmaozhereqidecanjitanghewobeileidewaijiaolinendelinghun。
zhanglianluoxia，gejuelewaimiandeshijie。
wojiangyingdizhuanguotou，kanxiangneizhongjitang，youkanxiangtongyangmudengkoudaideqingchuanhetianzao。
“ta……tagangcaishuo……xiaci……shiqin？”woshengyinpiaohu，fangfolaizitianwai。
qingchuanjiannandidianlediantou。
tianzaoxiaoshengbuchong：“bixiahaoxiangshizheimeshuode……”
“啊——！！！”
wofachuyishengqilidecanjiao，mengdicheguobeizimengzhutou，zaichuangshangfangunrudong。
“wobutingwobuting！huanjue！yidingshifashaoshaochulaidehuanjue！tazenmekenenghuixiangzhaowoshiqin？！woyoushiyundaoyoushitouhuyoushidangzhongdageyoushichayuluoshuihaibingdeyilian‘bukan’！tatushenmea？！tuwobuxizao？tuwonaozibuhaoshima？！”
qingchuankanzhezijianiangniangbengkuideyangzi，tanlekouqi，shangqianshitubabeizilaxialai：“niangniang，bixiajinkouyuyan，jiranshuole，kongpa……”
“meiyoukongpa！”wosisizhuaizhebeizi，shengyindaizhekuqiang，“woyidingshizaizuomeng！dui！zuomeng！dengwoxinglejiuhaole！zheikepadeemengjiuhuixingle！”
“niangniang，jitangyaoliangle……”tianzaokanzheneizhongxiangpenpendetang，ruoruoditixing。
“heshenmehe！neishiduantoufan！shizhenjiu！shirangwoyanghaobiaohaozailexiaguode！”wozaibeiziliwengshengwengqidiaihao，“wenlou！nigefuhei！biantai！shenmeiyichang！nidaodixiangganmaya！”
renpingqingchuanhetianzaozenmequan，wodoujianjuebukencongbeizilichulai，fangfoneishiwozuihoudebaolei。
zuihou，qingchuanmeibanfa，zhihaoxianbajitangwenzhe。
neiyiwan，wozuolezhengzhengyiyedeemeng。
mengli，wenlounazheyigenjudadeyucha，xiaomimidizhuizhewopao：“aifei，biepaoa，zhenlaijini‘shiqin’le！”
wokuhanzhekuangben：“buyaoa！bixia！wobuhaochi！wohunshendoushicier！”
“meishi，zhenjiuxihuankenyinggutou……”
“啊啊啊啊——！”
wozhijiecongemengzhonghexing，zuoqilaidakouchuanqi，hunshenlenghan。
zhangwaitianguangweiliang，qiuliejijiangjieshu，mashangjiuyaobayinghuigongle。
erwo，yuxianyu，dedequeque，qingqingchuchudijide——
huangdiwenlou，qinkoushuole“xiacishiqin”。
wodexianyutangpingdaji，zaoyulechuanyueyilaizuiyanjunde、huimiexingdedaji！
huigongdemacheli，woniandexiangshuangdadeqiezi，aishengtanqileyilu。
tianzaoshituyongdianxinanweiwo，beiwobeishangdituikai。
晴川也是一脸凝重。
“niangniang，shiyizhici，taobibushibanfa。”qingchuanyadishengyin，“bixiajirankailekou，huigongzhihou，kongpa……jingshifanghenkuaijiuhuizhongxinguashangnindelvtoupai。”
wowuzhuerduo：“wobutingwobuting！lvtoupaishishenme？wobuzhidao！”
“娘娘！”
wofangxiashou，kusangzhelian：“qingchuan，nishuo，tadaodiweishenmea？wodaodinali‘chuse’le，rangtazheimeniannianbuwang？wogaihaibuxingma？”
qingchuanchenyinpianke，jichuleyigerangwogengjuewangdecaice：“huoxu……zhengshiyinweiniangniangnin……taiguo‘yuzhongbutong’？”
我：“……”
shia，bierenzhengchong，wobailan；bierenyitaiwanfang，wodangzhongdagechayuluoshui；bierenbingruoxizirerenlian，wobingde“bukanrumu”……
nandao……wenlouta……jiuhaozheiyikou？！
特殊的癖好？！
wodalegehanzhan，ganjuezijifaxianlezhenxiang。
“wanle……”wotanzairuandianshang，shuangmuwushen，“ruguozhenshizheiyang，neiwoqibushiyuenulibichong，zaitayanlijiuyue‘miren’？”
zheishishenmediyumoshi？！
machehuanghuangyouyou，shixiangneizuohongqianghuangwa、duiwolaishuorutongjudalaolongdehuanggong。
wodexinqingbilaishigengjiachenzhong。
qianyouhushidandandefeipin（yinweiwolamanlechouhenzhi），houyoushenmeichengmidehuangdi（duiwochanshengleguiyidexingqu）。
wodetangpingrensheng，kanlaishiyaoyaowuqile。
“qingchuan，”woyouyoudikaikou，“nishuo，xianzaijiazhuangbeishuiguifuti，hailaidejima？”
qingchuan：“……niangniang，shenyan。”
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