《咸妃只想躺平,陛下何必纠缠!》 小说介绍
zaiguimudebixia,《xianfeizhixiangtangping,bixiahebijiuchan!》chengweiyibuyinrenrushengdegudaizuopin。zhujiaoyuxianyuwenloudemingyunquzheliqi,tongguodutedeshijiaohejingcaideqingjiezhankai,yinfaduzheduirenxing、mingyundengshenkedesikao。benshuyiqikourenxinxiandexushufangshihefengfuduocaideqingganmiaoxieerwenming。duizhejuhuafachoudewo,bingbuzhidaoyushufanglineichangguanyuwo“lvtoupai”dewushengfengbao。wozhishijuede,yanmamazhei……。
《咸妃只想躺平,陛下何必纠缠!》 第6章 免费试读
duizhejuhuafachoudewo,bingbuzhidaoyushufanglineichangguanyuwo“lvtoupai”dewushengfengbao。wozhishijuede,yanmamazheigendingzi,bixubadiao!fouzewozheixianfugongyongwuningri。
yingpengyingkendingbuxing,gaozhuangyemeizhengju,fanerhuidacaojingshe。kanlai,zhinengzhiqu。
woyanzhuziyizhuan,jishangxintou。
“qingchuan,”wocoujinta,yadishengyin,“nishuo,yanmamazuikanzhongshenme?”
qingchuanxianglexiang,dishengdao:“guiju,timian,haiyou……guifeiniangniangdechashi。”
“meicuo!”woyipaidatui(jinliangbufachushengyin),“tajiupabanzachashi,diuleguifeidelianmian。neiwomen……jiucongzheilixiashou!”
yushi,congdiertianqi,xianfugonghuafengtubian。
wobuzaishineigenianlebajidexianyu,ershibianchengleyige……reqinghaoxue、jijishangjin(?)degongfei。
“mama!mama!ninkuailai!”wonazhe《nvjie》,yilianqiuzhiruokedizhaodaozhengzaijianduxiaogongnvsaodideyanmama,“zheijuhua‘qingxianzhenjing,shoujiezhengqi,xingjiyouchi,dongjingyoufa’shishenmeyisia?chenqieyudun,canxiangbutou,haiqingmamazhidian!”
yanmamalengleyixia,xianranmeishiyingwozheituruqilaide“haoxue”,danhaishibanzhelianjieshileyibian。
wolikeluchuhuangrandawudebiaoqing:“yuanlairuci!mamanindongdezhenduo!zhenshitingjunyixihua,shengdushinianshu!ninzaishuoshuoxiayijubei?”
严嬷嬷:“……”
jiexialaidebantian,wohuashen“shiwangeweishenme”,pengzhe《nvjie》《neixun》,zhuizheyanmamawengebuting,congdaodeguifanwendaoxingweizhunze,congchuanyichifanwendaozoulushuohua,wendexizhiruwei,wendediaozuanguguai。
“mama,zouluxianmaizuojiaohaishiyoujiaogengfuheguiju?”“mama,chifanshijujiaoduoshaoxiacaibusuanshiyi?”“mama,ruguodapentishilaibujiyongshoupawuzui,shiyongxiuzihaishiyongshoubeigengdeti?”
yanmamayikaishihainengmianqiangyingfu,houlailianyuelaiyuehei,zuijiaokaishichouchu。tadagaishimeijianguonengbashengxianshuduchu“zhaocha”xiaoguodefeipin。
qingchuanhetianzaozaiyipangkandemudengkoudai,nulibiezhexiao。
yixiawuxialai,yanmamabeiwochandetouyunyanhua,jiaobuxufu。
然而,这还没完。
yongwanshanshi,woyoukaishile。
woyangeanzhao“shibuyan”deguiju,jinbizhezui。danwohuiyongyanshenbiaoda!
wokandaoyidaocai,jiukanxiangyanmama,yongyanshenxunwen:“mama,zheigewonengchima?chijikouheshi?xuyaopeifanma?”
yanmamamianwubiaoqingdidiantou。
wochiyikou,youkanta,yanshenchuandi:“mama,jujiaocishugoulema?keyiyanlema?”
严嬷嬷:“……”
yidunfanxialai,womeishuoyijuhua,queyongyanshenbayanmamabidechadianneishang。
fanhou,woyoukaishiguanxingongwu。
“mama,ninkanzheidisaodeganjingma?shibushihaiyouhuichen?yaoburangtamenzaisaosanbian?”“mama,zheihuapingbaifangdeweizhihehufengshuima?huibuhuichongzhuanglenaweiguiren?”“mama,wanshangdiandenghaoyou,weilejieshengyongdu,zanmenshibushigaizaodianxideng?keshiheidengxiahuode,wanyishuaizheleshibushigengbuhao?ninshuozenmeban?”
yanmamabeiwozhetengdejinpilijin,lianshangdezhouwenhaoxiangdoushenlejifen。
tadagaicongweiyudaoguoruci“keshouguiju”yizhiyujinhubiantaidefeipin!
jitianxialai,yanmamamingxianqiaocuile,yanshenlideruiqixiaomolebushao,querdaizhideshiyizhongshenshendepibeihe……huaiyirensheng。
tadagaizaisikao:guifeiniangniangpaiwolaidaodishijianshiyucairen,haishilaijieshoukuxingde?
zhongyu,zaiyigewobei“mengyan”jingxing(qishishiwobanyeguyijianjiao)、feiyaolazhetatantao“mengjingyushihezhongtianji,shifouxuzhaijiesanriyijingshenling”deqingchenzhihou——
yanmamadingzheyiduishuodadeheiyanquan,jiaobuxufudizoudaowomianqian,xinglegeli,shengyinshayadao:“cairen,laonujianninjinrixinshenanding,guijutitongyeyilanshuyuxin,shenzigengshidahaole。guifeiniangniangjiaodaidechashi,laonuyesuanwanchengle。gongzhongshiwufanduo,laonubianxianxinggaotuile。”
woneixinkuangxi,biaomianqueyiyibushe,shenzhijichuliangdiyanlei:“mamazheijiuyaozoulema?chenqiehaiyouxuduoguijubudong,libukaimamadejiaodaoa……”
yanmamazuijiaojuliechouchuleyixia,lianmangdao:“cairentianzicongying,juyifansan,yiwuxulaonuzhuiyan。laonugaotui!”
shuowan,tajihushitaoyeside,daizhetaneijigetongyangmianlucaisedeshouxia,xunsuchelilexianfugong。
kanzhetamendebeiyingxiaoshizaigongmenkou,wolikerengdiaoshoulizuoyangzide《nvjie》,huanhuyisheng,puxiangwoderuanta!
“jiefangla!ziyoula!xianyufanshenbagechang!”
qingchuanhetianzaoyezhangzhangshuleyikouqi,luchulejiuweidexiaorong。
“niangniang,ninzheizhao……kezhengoulihaide。”qingchuanrenjunbujin。
tianzaomengdiantou:“shiashia,wokanyanmamazouludoukuaidahuangle!”
wodeyidiqiaoqierlangtui:“neishi!genbengongdou?heng!bengongzhishilandedongnaozi,bushimeinaozi!”
ganzouleyanmama,woganjuekongqidouqingxinle,lianyuanzilineijikewaibozishudoushunyanlexuduo。
wohuifulechileshui、shuilechidexianyushenghuo,bingqiejianjuepingbiyiqiewaijiexiaoxi,tebieshiguanyu“lvtoupai”he“shiqin”de。
wotuoniaodixiang:zhiyaowobuzhidao,jiudengyumeifasheng!
raner,wowangle,hougongliconglaibuque“rexin”delinju。
jitianhou,yiweiweifenbiwolvegaoyidiandiandezhangmeiren(zhuzaigebigong,pingshimeishenmejiaoji)turanlai“chuanmen”le。
tadaizhedetidexiaorong,shuozhejiemeiqingshendeketaohua,ranhouzhuangsiwuyiditileyiju:“shuoqilaizhenshiguaishi,meimeidelvtoupaihaoxiangchuledianwenti,jingshifangshuoshiyishile,zhengzaizhongzuoni。meimeikezhicishi?”
woshoulideguazi“pada”diaozailedishang。
shen……shenme?!yishile?!
wodediyifanyingbushigaoxing,ershijingkong!
sheigande?!zheishouduanyetaimingxianleba!zheibushibawofangzaihuoshangkaoma?ruguifeitamenkendinghuiyiweishiwogaodegui!zheiguowobeibudonga!
wolianseshabai,lianmangbaishou:“wobuzhidao!woshenmedoubuzhidao!wozuijinyizhizaiyangbing,damenbuchuermenbumai……”
zhangmeirenkanzhewozheijinghuangshicuodeyangzi,yandishanguoyisichayi,suijiyouxiaole:“meimeibieji,jiejieyejiushisuikouyishuo。huoxushijingshifangshuhule。buguo……zheipaiziyiribuzuohao,meimeibianyiriwufashiqin,daoshikexile……”
tayuqilideshitanyiweitaimingxianle。
woganjinbiaozhongxin:“bukexibukexi!bixiariliwanji,chenqiebugandarao!paizidiulezhenghao……abushi,woshishuo,manmanzuo,buzheji!zhende!”
zhangmeirenbeiwozheihuayeleyixia,biaoqingbiandeyouxieguguai,youzuoleyihuier,bianshanshandigaocile。
songzouta,wotanzaiyizishang,ganjuegangganzouchailang,youlailemenghu。
“qingchuan!nishuozheishisheigande?ruguifei?roufei?haishinagekanwobushunyande?”wozhuazhetoufa,“tamenzheishiyaokengsiwoa!”
qingchuanmeitoujinsuo:“nubiyejuedecishixiqiao。ruoshiqitaniangniangdongshou,weimiantaizhehenji。erqie……jingshifangyishilvtoupaishidaguo,jingyemeijianbixiafazuo……”
tadunledun,yadishengyin,shuochuleyigegengkepadecaice:“niangniang,ninshuo……huibuhuishi……bixia……”
“bukeneng!”woxiangbeicaileweibayiyangtiaoqilai,“tatushenmea?taqinkoushuolexiacishiqin!tazenmekenengzijibazijidehuashouhuiqu?takeshihuangdi!jinkouyuyan!”
qingchuanyejuedezheicaicetaidadan,yaoleyaotou。
我们都陷入了沉默。
zheijianshijiuxiangyibaxuanzaiwotoushangdejian,buzhidaoshenmeshihouhuidiaoxialai,yebuzhidaohuiyishenmefangshidiaoxialai。
jiexialaiderizi,woguodetixindiaodan,yifangmianparuguifeijietifahuilaizhaocha,lingyifangmianyoupajingshifangturanbaxinpaizizuohaole。
zheizhongmaodunyoujiaolvdexinqing,zhijietixianzailewodefanliangshang——woyouduochileliangwanfan。
huajiaolvweishiliang,shiwozuihoudejueqiang!
jiuzaiwojiaolvdekuaiyaodiaotoufadeshihou,yuqiandexiaotaijianturanlailexianfugong,chuanleyidaokouyu。
不是召我侍寝。
ershi——“bixiaxuanyucairen,jikeqianwangyushufang。”
wotingdaozheijuhuashi,zhengzaikenyizhilujizhua,dunshijuedeshoulidejizhuatabuxiangle。
yushufang?!neibushihuangdibangongdedifangma?xuanwoquganma?nandao……shiyinweilvtoupaideshiyaoqinziwenzui?haishijuedewoaiyan,yaoqinzidafawoqulenggong?
wohedetuidouruanle,yilushangquyushufangdelushang,naozilidehusiluanxiangjiumeitingguo。
qingchuanbunenggenwojinqu,zhinengzaiyuanchudengzhe,yiliandanyou。
wozhanzhanjingjingdigenzhexiaotaijianzoujinneizhuangyansumudeyushufang,xinzangpengpengzhitiao,toudidekuaiyaomaijinxiongkou。
“chenqiecanjianbixia。”woshengyinxiaodexiangwenzijiao。
wenlouzhengzuozaiyuanhoupiyuezouzhe,touyemeitai,zhidandan“ng”leyisheng。
woguizaidishang,buganqilai,yebuganshuohua,xinliqishangbaxia。
shijianyidiandianguoqu,tazhizhuanzhudikanzhezouzhe,shibushiyongzhubipizhujixia,fangfowanquanwangjilewodecunzai。
woguidexigaifama,xinligengshijianao。
zheijiaoshenmeshia?bawojiaolai,youbuliwo?zheishixinxingdexingfama?
jiuzaiwokuaiyaojianchibuzhudeshihou,tazhongyufangxialebi,taiqiyan,muguangluozaiwoshenshang。
“起来吧。”
“xiebixia。”woduoduosuosuodizhanqilai,tuiyiruan,chadianyouguixiaqu,ganjinwenzhu。
“zhidaozhenjiaoniguolai,suoweiheshima?”tayuqipingjing,tingbuchuqingxu。
woxinzangyijin,laile!zhongyuyaowenle!
woputongyishengyouguixiale(zhuyaoshituiruan):“bixiamingjian!lvtoupaideshichenqiezhendebuzhiqing!jueduibushichenqiezuode!chenqieduibixiadezhongxintiandikejian!chenqiebuganyourenhefeifenzhixiang!chenqiezhixianganfenshoujilaosigongzhong……”
woyikouqishuowan,chadianbeiguoqiqu。
wenloukanzhewo,chenmolepianke,huranqingqingxiaoleyisheng。
neixiaoshenghendi,quexiangyumaoyiyangsaoguowodeerduo,rangwoshunjianjiangzhu。
taxiaole?tajuranxiaole?zheibifahuohaikepaa!
“zhenhaimeiwen,nidaoxianzhaole。”tayuqilidaizheyisiwanwei,“kanlai,yucairenduishiqinzhishi,queshibizhiweikongbuji。”
wo:“!!!”wandan!budazizhao!wozheigezhunaozi!
wohedekuaikule:“chenqie……chenqiebushineigeyisi……chenqieshipabixiawuhui……”
“wuhuishenme?”tahaozhengyixiadiwen,shenzhishentiweiweihoukao,baichuleyifutingwojiaobiandezitai。
wonaoziyipianhunluan,koubuzeyan:“wuhui……wuhuichenqiebuxiangshiqin……qishichenqie……chenqie……”wo“chenqie”lebantian,yemei“chenqie”chugesuoyiran。
nandaoyaoshuo“qishichenqiehenxiangshiqinxiangdeshuibuzhejue”ma?dasiwoyeshuobuchukoua!
wenloukanzhewobiedetonghongdelianhekuaiyaojikudeyangzi,zuijiaodehudusihuyouwanleyixie。
tazhanqishen,raoguoyuan,yibubuzoudaowomianqian。
minghuangsedexuezitingzaiwodichuideshixianli。
我紧张得屏住呼吸。
tafuxiashen,yigudandandelongxianxiangqihunhezhemoxianglongzhaoxialai。
wodexiababeiyigenweiliangdeshouzhiqingqingtaiqi,poshiwobudebukanxiangta。
tadelianjinzaizhichi,junmeidelingrenzhixi,neishuangshensuideyanjingliqingxidiyingchuwojinghuangshicuodechunyang。
“yuxianyu。”tajiaolewodequanming,shengyindichenerhuanman,daizheyizhongzhimingdecixing,“nigaosuzhen……”
tadunledun,muguangruilidexiangnengkanchuanwodelinghun。
“niqianfangbaiji,shenzhibuxizhuangfengmaisha,duobishiqin。jiujingshiweishenme?”
(本章完)
 
                 咸妃只想躺平,陛下何必纠缠!
                                咸妃只想躺平,陛下何必纠缠!