《爷爷,您真在地府造反了?》 小说介绍
tingjianxiede《yeye,ninzhenzaidifuzaofanle?》zheibenshudoufeichangdebang,shibijiaowanmeideyibenshu,chuxiongchuyidaojirenyinxiangshenke,《yeye,ninzhenzaidifuzaofanle?》jianjie:zhongrenhuangrandamingbaia,chuxiongdemingshengkeshimingyangquanguoa,beibayifuyinggaidoushiqingde,meibeicaisidoubucuole。……
《爷爷,您真在地府造反了?》 第6章 免费试读
第6章
zhongjiangxiaojiangyidalipaocongchuyidaodeshenshangtaileqilai,beizayundechuyidaoguolexujiuzhongyuxingle。
kandaodishangzheimenzhanxindeyidalipao,chuyidaoluchuhuixindeweixiao:“yaoshuokaodezhu,haideshiwodehaoguaisuna!”
shuowan,chuyidaojichuxiongdalegedianhua。
“guaisun,nishaodeyidalipaowoshoudaole,wodadianhuashirangnitingtingzanzheiyidalipaodeweili。”chuyidaohahadaxiao。
“e,yeye,nimenxianzaizhankuangdaoshenmejieduanle?”chuxiongwendao。
“zuihoujieduanle,mashang,nitingzhea,yeyezheijiujinihongkaiyoumingdiandedamen!”
“lailailai,paokouduizhundamen,shilianfajisushe!”chuyidaofabumingling。
zheimendapaowuxuzhuangtian,yemeishenmehouzuoli,zhixuyaoladongpaoshenhoumiandexianjiukeyifashe。
“honghonghong”shishengguohou,youmingdiandexuantiedamenbeiyidalipaohongchulezhijingliangmidedadong!
touguodadong,yixikeyikandaoqinguangwangneichilecangyingyibandebiaoqing。
“hahaha,guaisun,tingdaolemei,zanzheiyidalipaoniua,shipaojiuhongkaileqiannianxuantiedamena!”chuyidaodaxi。
“yanwanglaoer,benshuaijinijihui,nimeitoujiang,xianzaijiubieguaibenshuaiwulile!”chuyidaotouguomendongduizheqinguangwangdahan。
kuloubingmenchongjinyoumingdianjiangqinguangwangzhongrentuantuanweizhu,chuyidaohejigejiangxiaosuihouyegenzhejinqu。
“xiudewuli,erdengyuanbenshiwodifuzhigui,xianzaijingranweigongbenwang,xiaoxinbeidarushibacengdiyubudechaosheng!”zaizheigeshikeqinguangwangyeyaobaochizijizuoweiyanwangyedezunyan。
“pa!”chuyidaoyierguangshanleguoqubianshanbianhan,“shibacengdiyushiba。”“pa,budechaoshengshiba”houlaijuedeyongshoushanbuguoyin,baxiezijituolexialai,“pa”gengjiaqingcuidexiangsheng“yanwangyeshiba”bianshanbianwangqianzou,qinguangwangbianbeishanbianwanghoutui,shuangshoujinjinbaozaixiongqian。
chuyidaofaxianleqinguangwangdeyiyang。
“yo,yanwanglaoer,nizheishizangdongxilea,ganjinnachulai。”chuyidaohechidao。
“chuyidao,wogaosuni,nixianzaimituzhifanhailaideji,wanyitiantingguaizuixialai,nikechengshoubuqi。”qinguangwangyijiuhenqiangying。
“pa,tiantingshiba”“pa,chengshoubuqishiba”youshiliangxiedierguang。
“tingtingting。。。ji,woji,bieshanle。”qinguangwangzhongyushoubule,tanachulehuailidedongxi。
《shengsibu》he《gongdebu》。
limianjizaileshishangsuoyourendeshouchenhegongde,dangranzheilianggebenziyaopeihepanguandeyinyangpanbicaikeshiyong。
“panguan!”chuyidaonadaoliangbenbuzihouhanleyisheng。
“chu,chu,chudadada,shuaishuai”panguanweiweinuonuo。
“yinyangpanbijiwo。”chuyidaohaobukeqidezhijiejiuyao。
“dadadadashuaishuaishuai,bi,bi,bimeiyou,mingmingmingyemeimeimeiyouyouyou。”panguanyongzuiruodeshengyinshuozhedifuneizuiyingdehua。
“pa!youmeiyou”poxieerguangtongyangshanzailepanguanlianshang。
“没没。。”
“pa,youmeiyou!”youyierguang。
“nininini,zheizheizheimemememeshuishuizizizi,nininiliangliangliangxinxinxinanananma?”panguanshuochuleyijuhaowuguanliandehua。
“pa!duoguanxianshi!youmeiyou!”youshiyierguang。
“wuwuwuwu”panguanshoubulele,kuleqilai。
“you!wozheijiuna!”jiuzaizheiyierguangluoxiadeyishunjian,panguanshuochuleyoushiyilaizuiqingxideyijuhua。
“ganjin!”chuyidaoshuowan,chuanshangxiedengpanguanjiangyinyangpanbinachulai。
jieguobi,chuyidaoxiayishidetianletianbijian。。。。。
“tutu”xiayimiaochuyidaocuileyikou。“shenmeweidao?pei!”
jiuzailuobideneiyichanei,chuyidaohuranxiangdao,zijibuyinggaiyongzheixie,yushitaxiangchuxiongshuodao:“guaisun,woranglvdieba《shengsibu》he《gongdebu》haiyouyinyangpanbijinisongguoquha。”
tingdehunhunyushuidechuxiongtingdaozheilihuranjingshenyizhen。
“《shengsibu》《gongdebu》?zhenyouzheidongxi?”chuxiongdiguleyiju。
“xianbushuoleha,yeyehaimangzheni,guaisunjinkuaijiwonongshiwanbazidongwuqi,yeyedejunduijiukaonile,lingwaiwohaixuyaoxiejunfei,duoduoyishan,wodehaoguaisuner!”shuowanchuyidaogualedianhua。
“yeyezheishinaoleduodadeshiqinga,zhualeyanwangye,qiangleshengsibuhegongdebu,haiqiangleyinyangpanbi,zheibidangniansunhouzidanaodifudeshihoukerenaoduole。”chuxiongganjuedaozheigeshiqingzhendedafale,zhiyuzenmeshouchang,tazhendebuzhidao,xianzaitayezhinengpeiheyeyele,yeyeyaosha,tajiujinliangjisha。
“ai,laoyezihuozhedeshihoujiubuanfen,meixiangdaoquledifugengbuanfen。”
“xianzaiwohaiyouwushigegongdezhi,huajigehushenhedaomeifuluba,zheiyangjineixiechaoxiaoheqifuwoderenyigehaokan。”chuxiongshuozuojiuzuo。
diaozhihaomo,chuxionghualewumeihushenfuluhewumeidaomeifulu,huafeile10gongdezhijiuchulemen。
jintianshitamenbanjiquanbanrenyuansanhuoderizi,dajiakaowanleshi,guoduanshijianjiuyaogebendongxile,xiangyaozaijuyicijiuhennanle。
zhongrenlaidaolefengchengzuidadejiudian—huangguandajiudian。
zaijiudianzuidadebaojiannei,dongdaozhuouyangfeiyingzuozailezhuweishang,tadeshenhoushiyifu《wanlijiangshantu》dejudabihua,yikanjiushimingjiahuizhi,huafeibufei。
yizhangjudadezhuozibaizaibaojianzhengzhongyang,liushibayiziweizaizhuozipang。
chuxiongzhaolegezuibuyinrenzhuyideweizhizuolexialai,wulinglingzeshizuozailechuxiongdeshenbian。
“geweitongxue,zanmenyijinggongtongshenghuolesannian,weilainiwomenhuifensanzaiquanguogedi,xiangyaozaijuqidehuajiufeichangnanle,lingwaini,woxiwangdajiayihouwulunsheihuilai,dajiadouyaodaowomendelaoxuexiaokanyikan,shunbiankanyikanwomendelaotongxue—chuxiong!”ouyangfeiyingrushishuo。benlaishihenshanqingdeyijuhua,jieguozuihoudaichulechuxiong,yinqileyizhenhongtangdaxiao。
“neige,chuxiong,nidasuanbaoshenmexuexiaoa?”pangbiandezhuhuaiqingwendao。
chuxiongzemeibaouyangfeiyingdehuafangzaiyanli,daoshihuileyijuzhuhuaiqing:“woa,wodasuandiyizhiyuanjiutianxieqingbeidaxue,dierzhiyuan,disanzhiyuanjiubutianle。”chuxiongshuodao。
“xu。。。。”baojianneiyizhenxusheng,“hahahahaha”jinjiezheyinqilegengdadexiaosheng。
sheidouzhidao,qingbeidaxuekeshizuidingjianzuidingjiandedaxue,fengchengmeinianyejiuliangsangerenkaojinqu,erchuxiongdechengjiciciwendingzaidaoshudiyi,xiangkaoqingbeijianzhijiushichirenshuomenga,yeguaibudebierenchaoxiaotale,chuxiongzeshiwunaideyaoleyaotou,kanlekanshenbiandewulinglingwendao:“wulinglingnidasuanbaoneisuoxuexiao?”“qingbei。。。”wulinglingtouyebutaizuilidiaozhejitui,hanhudehuileyiju。
“hahahaha,”chaoxiaoshengrubaozhayibanhuidangzaibaojiannei。
suoyourendemuguangdoujizhongzaichuxionghewulinglingshenshang。
erchuxiongzeshihuanshileyixiazheixieren,fangfozheixierenshiyiqunshadanyiyang。
jiexialaideshiqingjiufeichangjiandanle,bushaotongxueyichadaijiusuzhongchang,shuodao**chubitiyanleiyiqiliu,erchuxionghewulinglingzeshimeixinmeifeidezhichifanbushuohua。
haoburongyifanjujieshule,suoyourendeshoujidoushoudaoyitiaoxinxi:“gaokaochengjiyichu,qingdengluxuexiaopingtaichayuehetianbaozhiyuan。”
“neimekuaidema?”chuxiongxiaoshengdiguleyiju。
“diannaoyuejuan,dangrankuaile。”wulinglingzaipangbianhuileyiju。
“yedui!”chuxiongbiaoshitongyi。
“guangdang”yisheng,baojiandemendakaile,banzhurenwanghuayihuoshao**bandezoujinlebaojian。
tademuguangzeshiyizhisuodingzailechuxionghewulinglingdeshenshang。
爷爷,您真在地府造反了?