《爷爷,您真在地府造反了?》 小说介绍
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第5章
6yue7riyidazao,chuxiongxinglai,shuizulejiao,chilezaofanjiuchufaqukaochang,chufaqiantazhuanmenjiangzijideqizhangfuluyongqianglijiaonianzailezijideshenshang。
daodakaochang,guoleanjian,jiankaolaoshijianchuxiongquanshentieleneimeduofulu,kuxiaobude,haozaibingmeiyouguidingbuyunxudaifulujinchang。
“shuashuashua、、”jielianyitianshijian,chuxiongzhendeshiwensiquanyong,fenbijishu,liangmendouxiedemanmandangdang。
cirideliangmenyiyangruci,gaokaojieshu,yeyiweizhechuxiongjiangyinglaimanzhangdejiaqi。
6yue8rixiawuwudianban,chuxionghuidaojiali。
lvdiezhengzuozaiketingdengzheziji。
“nizenmeyoulaile!”chuxiongwendao。
“bushishuoleme,woshiniweihunqi。”lvdieyiliandebukaixin。
“wei,nidangwolaonainaidouxingle,haiweihunqi。”zheiyilaierqu,chuxiongyebuyonggentakeqi。
“shuoba,woyeyeyouyaoshenmedongxi。”chuxiongjiezhewendao。
“pao!yidalipao!”lvdiehuida。
“sha?yidalipao?woshiliyunlonghaishichuyunfei,haiyidalipao,jiniyigepaozhanghaichabuduo。”chuxiongwuyu。
“chouxiaozi,shuoshenmeni?”zheigeshihouchuyidaodeshengyinchuanlai。
“ye?yeye?nizaina?”chuxiongbianshuobianwangzhouweikan。
“zheigejini!”lvdieshuozherengguolaiyigedongxi。
chuxiongjiedaoyikan,zheishiyibushouji,henbo,jiugenyizhangzhidehouduchabuduo,shouzhangdaxiao,huise,zhengmianxieletian,beimianxieledi,zhongjianyoushuzianjian,fazhehuisedeguangmang,mingxianzhengzaitonghuazhong。
“yeyeshinima?”chuxiongnaqidianhuajieleqilai。
“shiwo,wodehaoguaisun,heihei,youlezheigetianditongshouji,yihouwoyoushenmexuyaojiukeyisuishidadianhuazhaonile!”tingzheshuxideshengyincongdianhuaneitouchuanlai,chuxiongwadeyishengkulechulai,biankubianshuo:“yeye,woxiangsinile,nishashihouhuilaia,nibuzhidaoa,nibuzaiderizili,woshiduomedegudan,nibuzhidaowodechengjixiajiangdeshiduomedekuai,nibuzhidaoshangcilvdielaideshihoukuaibawohehuaile,nibuzhidao。。。。”
“guaisunerawoyexiangnia,yaobunijiuxialaikanwoba。”chuyidaozhengjingdeshuodao。
“alie?”chuxiongyilianmengbi。
“yeye,zheigexiacizaishuo”buzhishimengbihaiyouganga。
“guaisunera,zheiciyeyexiangyaoshimenpao,shiwanbazidongwuqi,nikankannengbunengjiwonongdao!”chuyidaoshuozhe。
“a?zheixiedongxishiweijinwupina,wogaobudao,zaishuo,zheimeduodongxiwozenmeshaoguoqu?!”chuxiongganjuezheiciderenwuhenjiannan。
“papapa”qiaomendeshengyinchuanlai。
“chuxiong,nizaijiama?”wulinglingdeshengyincongwaimianchuanlai。
“yeye,woxianbushuoleha,wulinglinglaile。”chuxiongxiaoshengdeshuozhexiangyaoguaduandianhua。
“linglinga,woyehaojiumeijiantale,badianhuajita,wogentashuojijuhua。”chuyidaojixushuo。
“yeye,xiaciba,wopanibawulinglingjihedao。”chuxiongshuowanjiuguaduanledianhua。
“zheichouxiaozi!youlexifuerwangleyezheishi!”youmingdianqiandechuyidaokanzheguaduandedianhua,faleyijulaosao。
“nizaigensheishuohuani?”wulinglingjinmenhouwendao。
“mei。。。mei。。woxihuanziyanziyu。”chuxiongyanshidao。
“duile,jintianduoxienidefuluha,woganjuezhendeyouyong,wogujiwonengkaodehenhao,zhishaohuibiwubaifenyaoduo。”wulinglinghuantianxididishuodao。
“fuluyoushayong,yiqiedoushiquanlaiyunizijidefahui。”chuxiongkebuxiangrangtazhidaofuluzhenyouyong。
“qie,wozijideshuipingwobuzhidaoa?woshizhuanmenlaiganxienide,nikan,wohaijinidailenizuiaichidechoudoufu!”shuowandakailechoudoufudegaizi。
“bie!”chuxiongxiangyaozuzhi,keshiwanleyibu。
zheinongyudeqiweizhicuanruchuxiongdanao,rangrenjingshenweizhiyizhen!“zheichoudoufuzenmeneimechou!”chuxiongwendao。
huahaimeishuowan,“wua”,lvdiecongoutuzhecongzangshendedifangchulaile。
wulinglingkanzhelvdie,lvdiekanzhewulingling。
“woshibushigaiyunguoqu?”wulinglinghuiguotoulaiwenchuxiong。chuxiongwunaidedianlediantou。
baiyanyifan,wulinglingyundaozailedishang。
“nishuozheijiaoshenmeshi。ai”chuxiongaitanyisheng。
lvdieyouyuandikanlechuxiongyiyan,jiezhehuidifufumingqule。
chuxiongjiangwulinglingbaodaolezijichuangshang,jiezhejiangchoudoufujidiulechuqu,zheichoudoufushizaitaichoule,yichangdechou!
yuemoershifenzhonghou,wulinglingyouyouxinglai。
fajuezijitangzaichuangshang,ganjinjianchazijideyishan。“haihaohaihao。”pailepaizijidefeijichang,wulinglingsonglekouqi。
“xingla!nishuonimaishachoudoufu,bazijichouyunleba。”chuxiongmangbudiedejieshidao。
“chouyun?womingmingjideyougelvyifudenvde,jiugenneitianyeliwokandaodeyiyang!”wulinglingzebuxiangxinchuxiongdejieshi。
“nvde?womenjiajiunihewoliangren,nahaiyoudisangeren,zijibeichouyunlechanshenghuanjueleba,haibawochadianyejichouyunle,xiacibiezaijiwodaichoudoufule,shizaimeimaidenijiwomaixieluofeiyuhuozhechouguiyushenmede,wochangchangxian。”chuxiongshuodao。
“ou”wulinglingyizhenganou。
“zenme,youlea?”chuxiongjixuchenjishuodao。
“ni!gouzuilitubuchuxiangya,wozoule!”shuowanhongzhexiaolian,qihuhudelikailechuxiongdejia。
“ai,zhongyuzoule,kebawojikengcanle,zheigelvdie。”chuxiongzhangzhangdixuleyikouqi。
“xitong,xitongdajie,nichulaia!”chuxiongjiangxitonghuhuanlechulai。
“di,gongxisuzhu,huodedierjineng:guishangchang,zhixushiyonggongdezhijikeduihuangeleishangpin,kewuxianzhizengsongjirenherenshiyong。shifoukaiqishangchangmianban。”xitongdeshengyinchuanlai。
“kaiqi!”chuxionghuidadao。
“hula”yigeshuodadexunishangchangzhanxianzailechuxiongdenaohaili。
chuxionglveweisaoleyiyan,xiaodaoxiuhuazhen,dadaohangmuhuojian,yingyoujinyou,yuelihaidedongxiduihuansuohuafeidegongdezhiyueduo。
“sousuoyidalipao!”chuxiongshuodao。
“di”yidalipaozhanshizailechuxiongmianqian。
jianjieneilixiezhe:eryingzhangdeyidalipao,suoxugongdezhi50,paodanwuxianfa。
“shifouduihuan?”xitongdeshengyinchuanlai。
“duihuan,songjiwoyeyechuyidao。”chuxiongshuowan,shangchangxitongxianshileyixia“chenggongduihuan,dengdaipaisong”jiuguanbile。
“zheishishenmeqingkuang?”chuxiongwendao。
“youyusuzhumuqiandengjitaidi,yitianzhinengduihuanyici,danshiyicikeduihuanshangpinwushangxian。”xitongjieshidao。
“di,suzhushengyugongdezhi50,shengmingzhibaifenzhiyibai。”haowuganqingdexitongyinjixushuozhe。
“xitong,woyougewenti,zenyanghuodegongdezhi。”zheigewentiyingraolechuxiongxujiu,taxianzaizhidaojiushihuashizhangfulu,zaodaoleifa,jiunengdedaoyibaigongdezhi,danshizheigefangfabunengchangyong,changyongdehuazijigujihuobuzhangle。
“suzhuqingjieshou。”xitongshuowanxiaoshile。
“guangdang!”yisheng,yibenbishibencihaihaiyaohoudeshuchuxianzailechuxiongmianqian,fengmianshangxiezhe:gongdezhidacidian。
“aiya,woqu,zheiwodekandaohounianmayue!”chuxionggandaoyizhentouteng,shaoweidongledongxinshen,gongdezhidacidianjiuyuandixiaoshijinrulechuxiongdenaohaili。
“huo,neimeduohuodegongdezhidefangfaa,jiulianbushuozanghuayenenghuodegongdezhi!fulaonainaiguomalushadeyekeyihuodegongdezhi,zezeze,kanlaiwoyaoduozuohaoshi,nulijizangongdezhi,zhengqujiyeyepeiyigepaobingshi!”chuxiongrushixiangdao。
difunei,suoyoudemengpotangdoudaojinleyoumingdiannei,xianzaijiudengzheshijian,fahuixiaoli。
xianlaiwushi,chuyidaodaizhejigejiangxiaoweichengyiquan,taolunxiajiexialaidezhanshi。
zhengzaizheishi,tiankongyou“ding”deyisheng,jinguangtuqi。
“hahahaha,lailelaile,buzhidaoguaisunerzheicijiwoshaoleshenmedongxi。”chuyidaoxingfendecuolecuoshou。
jidongdixiaoyanshendingzhetoudingdejinguangchu。
“dong!”yigepangrandawucongtoudingluoxia!chuyidaodunshijuedezhenggeshijiedouheile。
“niyeyede!”chuyidaomaleyiju,kandaozazaizijishenshangdeyidalipao,jiezhejiuyunleguoqu。。。。。。
                
                                爷爷,您真在地府造反了?