《爷爷,您真在地府造反了?》 小说介绍
《yeye,ninzhenzaidifuzaofanle?》shixiaobianzuijinrukengdeyibujiazuo,wenlishejidaodeguanjianrenwufenbiewei chuxiongchuyidao,zuozhe“tingjian”shihenduowangyouxihuandedashenjibiezuozhe,dadachuangzuodeneirongzhidexixipindu:“laoban,jiwoyitamingbi!”chuxiongwangzhuozishangpaileshikuaiqian,jiezheqingcheshuludezhaodaolemingbisuozaideweizhi……
《爷爷,您真在地府造反了?》 第1章 免费试读
第1章
fengchengsangao,zheishifengchengweiyidezhongdianzhongxue。
chuxiong,shizheisuoxuexiaoweiyideyimingxuezha,changniankaoshidaoshudiyi,zuijindejicimonikaocicidiandi,yeshichengjizuiweiwendingdexuesheng,meiyouzhiyi。
tashangkeweiyideyoudianshishangkebudahulu。
erzuijindejitian,tazheigeweiyideyoudianyijingdangranwucunle。
lianxuqibatian,chuxiongdoumengdaozijideyeyechuyidao,dangran,tadeyeyezaojiubuzairenshile,mengdeneirongshiyizhide:yeyezaidifuzhengdunlebingma,faqiledifugeming,youyulaqiduiwuxuyaoyidabijunfei,kexideshichuyidaoyijingqianledifuneixiemazihenduohenduoqian,shenzhidixiademazishuoxianshiqitian,zaibujifajunfei,tamenjiuyaolinglishantou,rangchuyidaodangguanggansiling。
yushi,chuyidaotiantiantuomengrangchuxiongshaoyixiezhiqianguoqu,haozaizhiqianbuzhiqian,yikuaiqianrenminbikeyimaidao1000yidemianzhi,zheijitianchuxiongtiantianmengjianyeyeyaoqian,tayeshitiantianqushao,keshishaoleshijiwanyiyeyeshuohaishibugou,zheijiuyaolechuxiongdeqinmingle。
“guaisun,ganjinjiwoshaoyiwanyi,dazhangxuyaodaliangjunfei,xianzaiyijingmeiqianla!shiwanhuoji!”zheishichuyidaozuihoudehuayu。
chuxiongzheicimengranjingxing,zhengkaixingzhongdeshuangyan,turanfaxianpangbianzhanleyigeren。
“buhaoyisia,chuxiongtongxue,daraonimeimengleha。”zheishibanzhurenwanghuayideshengyin。
tingzhezheigeshengyin,chuxionghewanghuayidayandengxiaoyan,liangrenzhouweidekongqidoukuaininggule,changmianjiweiganga。
“dinglingling。。。。”xiake**dapolezheituruqilaideganga,chuxiongzhuaqishubaofeibenchujiaoshi,zhichongsangzangyongpindian。
“laoban,jiwoyitamingbi!”chuxiongwangzhuozishangpaileshikuaiqian,jiezheqingcheshuludezhaodaolemingbisuozaideweizhi,zheigeshihoutahuranfaxianjiazishangduoleyizhongmingbi,zhiqianjitianmaideyaomeshiqinguangwang,yaomeshidizangwangpusa,erzheigeshixuanyuhuangdadiqionggao,bingqieshangmianyinlejigedazi—sanzhongtianyinxing。
erhuabushuo,chuxiongjiunaqiyitazuixindemingbizouchuleyongpindiandamen。
zheiyijinyichu,yejiuyonglebudaosanshimiao,zuihouliuxialaobanmanlianheixian:“zheixiaozi,laileqicileba,shangfenbunengzheimeqinlaoba,zheizhenshigedaxiaozia!”
chuxiongzuoshangle444lugongjiaoche,quanchengjiuzheiyilianggongjiaoluguofengchenggongmu。
sanshifenzhonghou,gongjiaochezaigongmuzhantingwen,chuxiongxiachehouzoudaoyeyedemudiqian,shouxiankelejigexiangtou,jinjiezhenachudahuoji,zuilibianniantaobianshuo:“yeye,sunzijininshaoqianlaile,zheishizuixinkuandezhiqian,xiwangninzaineibiankejingdehua,bugouyongdehuanizaizhaowoyao!youshenmexuyaodeninzaijiwoshuo,shizaijimodehuawojininshaogenvmingxingguoqu。”
“chouxiaozi!shuoshenmeni?!”yidaoshengyinjinrulechuxiongdenaohai。
chuxiongmengdiyigejiling。“shei!sheizaishuohua!”sizhouhuanshimeiyoufaxianren,chuxiongsonglekouqi,suiranxianzaishixiawuwudianzhong,danshigongmushizaishitaiyinsenle,chuxiongganjuedaozhoushenyizhenhanleng。
shaowanlemingbi,chuxiongjiukuaisudelikailegongmu。
dengchuxionglikaigongmuhou,chuyidaomubeiqianhuranguaqileyizhenxiaoxuanfeng,zhijiejiangdimianshangmingbidehuijinyijuanerjin。
“kekekeke,zheichouxiaozi,shaozheimeduoyoushayong,wogenbenmeishoudaoa。kanlaihaidetuomeng。”yiweilaozhedeshengyinchuanlai。
ruguochuxiongzaizheilidehuakendinghuiheyitiao,bijingzheiweilaozhezhengshichuxiongdeyeye——chuyidao。
chuxionghuidaojiayijingshiwanshangdeqibadianzhongle,jintianzhenggefengchengdatingdian,youshigeyanredetianqi,chuxiongshizaishishoubulefangjianneidemenre,yushijihuachuqusansanbu,dengliangshuangyihuizaihuijiashuijue。
dajieshangchulainaliangderenhenduo,yigunongyudeqiweixundechuxiongchuanbuguoqilai,tazhidekuaibuchuanguozheixierenlaidaoleyigefeiqidegongyuanli。
“chuxiong?nizenmeyezaizheilia?”nvhaizideshengyincongchuxiongdeshenhouchuanlai。
chuxiongxunshengwangqu,zheishitamenbandaoshudierming—wulingling,yaoshuotazheimingzizhenshijuele——wulingling,ermeicimonikaoshiwulinglingkaoshidoushizongfen500fen,yifenbuduo,yifenbushao,yizhiyuwulinglingyiduxiangbazijidemingzigaichengwuqiwuling,kexizheigemingzigentamenjiazhangbeidemingzifanlejihui,suoyimeigaicheng,yinweizheigeshiqingwulinglingyumenlehenzhangyiduanshijian。
“yo,wubaiera,nizayelaizheipodifangle。”wubaier,yisijiushi,wubaifen,daoshudier。
“nijiakaidea?ninenglaiwojiubunenglai?”wulinglinglingyalichihuileyiju。
“hahaha,zanliangzhenshiyouyuanfena,congyoueryuankaishiqianhouzhuo,yizhidaogaosanleyijiushiqianhouzhuo,erqiezanliangmingcijiumeishabianhua。”meishenmeyaoliaode,chuxiongjiushuoqileyixiewangshi。
yuemobangexiaoshihou,gongyuanlimianyijingchuiqileyizhenliangsisidefeng,chuxiongxiangzhejialiyinggaiyeliangkuaile。
yushi,tagenwulinglingdaolegebie,wanghuijiadeluzouqu。
cishilushangmeiyoulerenying,ludenghunhunanan,ouerhaizilazilashanzhedianhuohua。
“miaowu。”yemaodeshengyinrangchuxiongheleyitiao。
jiuzaizheigeshihou,chuxiongganjuedaozijidehoubeiyizhenfajin,huitouwangqu,jieguofaxianhoumianbuyuanchuhushanhushandeludengxiazhanzheyiweichuanzheqingliangdemiaolingnvzi,yueershisansisuidenianji,shencaimanmiao,fengxiongfeitun,suiranmeikanqingchumianmu,danshizheishencaiyerangchuxiongganjuedaoyizhenkouganshezao。
“yo,xiaodidi,yigerena,yaobuyaogenjiejieliaoliaotiana。”miaolingnvzishuohuale。
“neige,jiejie,wohaishigehaizi,ninzaizhaolingwaiyirenhuohuoba,womingtianhaideshangkeni。”chuxiongyanleyikoukoushui,dalehua。
“haha,neimejinchiganma?dawanshangde,laipeiwoliaojijuzaizouyebuchi。”shuowanmiaolingnvzigegedixiaoleqilai。
chuxiongtingzhezheixiaosheng,shenshangdehanmaodoushuleqilai“zheitmshirendexiaosheng?”chuxiongxinliyizhenfajin,erzaizheigeshihou,jinzhangdexintiaosheng,junyundehuxisheng,zaijingdeguijuedeqifenxia,yichangqingxi。
“buhao,laohuacengshuoguo,toupifama,houbeifaliang,xintoufajin,zheishizijidelinghunzaishijing”chuxionggandaodashibumiao,kongpajintianyudaolemafanshi。
bianxiangzhe,chuxiongbianjiakuaijiaobuxiangyaolikaicidi。
bianzoubianhuitou,chuxiongfaxianzijiyumiaolingnvzidejulijingransihaomeiyouchanshengrenhebianhua,tayijiuyikaozaihunandeludengxia,“qiguaile,zijimingmingzaiqianjina。”chuxionggandaoyisihoupa。
“xiaodidi,gennishuolebiezoua,jiejielaile。”miaolingnvzihumeideshengyinyouyuanjijin,chuxiongbuganhuitou。
bishangyanjingchuxiongmomoniandao:“oumamimamihong,darirulaijingangjing,oumamimamihong,chiputaobutuputaopi。。。。。”
huranzhijian,yishuangdashoudashanglechuxiongdeshuangjian。
chuxiongganshoudaocongdashoushangchuanlaideliangyihanrugusui。
“oumamimamihong,chiputaobutuputaopi。。。。”chuxiongdeshengyingengdale。
“wei!chuxiong”wulinglingdeshengyinjiangchuxionghuanxingle。
chuxiongzhengkaiyanjing,jianshiwulingling,xinlifangsonglexialai。“nizaizheiyuanditabukuaiwufenzhongle,zaiganmani?”wulinglingbujiedewendao。
“a!zheige?zheige?wozaiduanlian,paobuwoxianlei,jiuyuanditabule。”chuxiongyibenzhengjingdehushuobadao。
“zhende?”wulinglingyilianyihuo。
“zhende,wopiannigansha,heiheihei,ganjinhuijiaba。。。”chuxionghuahaimeishuowan,huranfaxianwulinglingdeshenhouchuxianlemiaolingnvzideshenying,jinjiezhe,miaolingnvzifenkaizhegaizijilianpangdezhangfa,yizhangxuependakoudakai,liaoyazhanxianzaichuxiongmianqian,kongqizhongyechongmanlexingchoudeweidao,yitiaozhangzhangdeshetoucongmiaolingnvzixuependakouneifeichuzhichongchuxiong。。。。。。
“xiaoxin!。。。。”chuxiongdahanyisheng,wulinglinghuitouyikan,dunshidahai!
                
                                爷爷,您真在地府造反了?