悲催土地爆笑穿越记顾己与岛-著

小说简介

xinshengdaiwangwenxieshou“gujiyudao”daizheshumingwei《beicuitudibaoxiaochuanyueji》dexuanhuankehuanxiaoshuohuiguidaodazhongshixian，benwenshiyibenyixuanhuankehuanweibeijingdeshuangwen，weiraozhurengongwangdefahuangerhulijingshenbiandechuanqijinglizhankai，juqinggenggai：lianfanggepideziyoudoumeiyoua——！！！”“sundehai！tajiushineitaibaijinxingpailaidezougou！lanyongsixing！diandexiaoshenhunfei…………

精彩章节

wangdefabeiyizhenqianglizhendingjifangdao，shijiezhongyuqingjingle…zhishaoduiqiyuandeyihurenyuanlaishuoshizheiyang。

dengtazaicizhengkaiyan，yishiyiriqingchen。guanchashilimimanzheyigu…bizuotiangengfuzadeweidao。

xiaodushui、hanwei、haiyouyisiruoyouruowudeliuhuangpiweicanliu。tatangzaibinglengdeyingbanchuangshang，hunshensuantong，

naozixiangbeiguanleqian，ludantouyinyinzuotong（kenengshizhendingjihouyizheng，yekenengshixiuchiganzuosui）。

pangbiandehulijingyexingle，zhengduizhesuliaobuhuzhude“chuanghu”fadai，

shouzhiwuyishidikouzheguangtututoupishangneidaoxinzengdexixiaohuoliaohen——mectdekuizeng。

huangerzexiangzhishoujingdetuboshu，suozaiqiangjiao，jingtidiguanchazhemenkou。“tu…tudiye…ninxingle？

”huangershengyinfazhan，“nin…ninzuotian…kezhenshi…yipijinghuna…sunyanwang…ebu，

sunyishengqideliandoulvle！

fen’…yaojininjiage‘changdongliyizhiliaocheng’…”wangdefamolemozijikongbiebie、haizaiyinyinzuotongdeduzi，

beifendibishangyan。whatthefa！dianjijiaguanyao，xianzaihaiyaoyizhichangdao？

zheipodifangshidasuanbataconglidaowaigaizaochengwujiwuma？！“xiangu…ninyejieai…”huangeryouzhuanxianghulijing，

“ninneitutou…e…faxing…qishi…tingbiezhide…shengxifashui…”“bizui！”hulijingmengdiniuguotou，

caomaoxia（zuowanbuzhizenmeyoujianhuilaiyiding，suirangengpole）deyanjingpenzhehuo，“biezhidefaxing？！

laoniangsanbainiandedaoxing！qingqiushanyizhihua！xianzaichengleqiyuandianliaoshitouhaoludan！

haibeigefanrenhushikuafaxingbiezhi？！whatthefa！zheichoububao！laoniangshibuweihu！

”yiguhunhezhequru、beifenhedianjihouyizhengdexiehuo，zaisange“bingyou”xiongqianglixiongxiongranshao。“baofu？

”wangdefazhengkaiyan，ludantoushanguoyisipofuchenzhoudehenguang，“bixubaofu！danyaojiangjiucelve！bunengyinglai！

”tayadishengyin，yanzhongshanshuozheshuyutudiye（qian）dejiaoxia，“zanmen…jitamenlaige…jingshenwuran！

congneibuwajie！rangtamenyechangchangdang‘bingren’deziwei！”……qiyuanyuanzhangbangongshi。yuanzhangzhouzhengqing，

yigetoufashudeyisibugou、daizhejinsiyanjing、hunshensanfazhe“zhixu”yu“zhangkong”qixidezhongniannanren，

zhengzhouzhemeitoufanyueyifenbaogao。

baogaobiaoti：《guanyuteshubinghuanwangdefa、hulijing、huangerbingqingehuajixingweishikongdejinjipinggu》。

“zhaiwuerweimashougongzuopin”yijisundehaiyishengguanyu“wangxiangxitonglianwanghua、gongjixingzengqiang”deweiyansongting。

“heng！mingwanbuling！fuyuwankang！”zhouyuanzhanglenghengyisheng，jinsiyanjinghoudemuguangruili，“jiadayaoliang！

jiaqiangxingweijiaozheng！tongzhibaoweike，zengpairenshou！wubizaishangjijianchaqian，bazheijigecitou…‘anfu’hao！

”tafangxiabaogao，rouleroumeixin。qiyuanzuoweibenshizhongdianjingshenweishengdanwei，

xiazhoujiangyinglaishengtinglingdaodezhongyaoshicha。zaizheigejieguyanshang，

zheijige“wangxiangchengxian”dejiahuoyaoshinaochushenmeyaoezi，tazhouzhengqingzheiyuanzhangweizhipashizuodaotoule。

jiuzaizheishi——“kuang！kuang！kuang！”bangongshihouzhongdedamenbeizadeshanxiang！lidaozhida，lianmenkuangdouzaizhendong！

“shei？！”zhouyuanzhangxintouyitiao，lishenghedao。“kaimen！kuaikaimen！youzhongdayuanqing！

woyaojianqingtiandalaoye——！！！”yigeqili、gaokang、daizhenongnongxiqiangdekuhaoshengchuantoumenban！

zhouyuanzhanglianseyichen，shiyimishukaimen。menkaichu，zhijianwangdefachuanzhekuandadelanbaitiaowenbinghaofu，

dingzheneikebiaozhixingdeludantou，putongyishengpudaozaidi！dongzuozhimeng，chadianbamenkoudepenzaidaidao！

tashuangshousisibaozhuzhouyuanzhangcadezengliangdeheipixie，

yangqineizhangtileihengliu（nulijide）、xieman“qianguqiyuan”delian，

chezhesangzijiukaishihao：“qingtiandalaoyea——！！！ninkedeweixiaoshenzuozhua——！！！

”“xiaoshenwobenshitiantingzaicetudi！qinqinkenken！aiminruzi！zhiyinqianleleigongdianmuliangqianwubaidiangongde！

jiubeineiheixindetaibaijinxing！yongyizhangxiedianziweidexinyongkakenghaixiafan！”“liuluolajichang！beileipi！

beidianmuzhuisha！chuangyejianmiaoyoubeileipi！maigebaojianpinhaibeidangchengzhapianfan！danggejiutuohaibeizhuajinjuzi！

zuihou…zuihoujingbeidangchengjingshenbingguanzaizheianwutianrideqiyuan！shoujindianjiguanyaozhixing！

lianfanggepideziyoudoumeiyoua——！！！”“sundehai！tajiushineitaibaijinxingpailaidezougou！lanyongsixing！

diandexiaoshenhunfeiposan！haiwumiexiaoshenwangxiang！ninkankan！ninkankanxiaoshenzheitou！

jiushibeitadianjiaodebileizhena——！！！”wangdefayibianhao，

yibianyonglibazijideludantouwangzhouyuanzhangkutuishangceng，shituliuxiadian“yuanqu”deyinji（youzi）。

zhouyuanzhangbeizheituruqilaide“baodatuisuyuan”jingdaile！kanzhekutuishangyisibitiyanleihunhewudeshihen，

wenzheduifangshenshangneigufuzadeweidao（liuhuangpiwei+xiaodushui），yiguxiehuozhichongtianlinggai！taxiangchoutui，

quebeibaodesijin！“hunao！kuai！batalakai！”zhouyuanzhangduizhemishuhewenshengganlaidezhaotiezhunuhou。

zhaotiezhuningxiaozheshangqian，gangyaodongshou——“qieman——！！！

”yishenggengjiaqiwan、rutongdujuantixuedenvshengxiangqi！zhijianhulijingbuzhiheshiyechongdaolemenkou！

tayibachediaotoushangdepocaomao，

luchuneikezaibangongshimingliangdengguangxia、daizhexinxiandianjihen、zengliangdaonengdangjingziyongdetutou！tashuangxiyiruan，

yeputongyishengguidaozaidi，danbushibaodatui，ershi…kaishikuanyijiedai？！（binghaofushangyikouzi）“xiangu！