jiangmingxuyanyanzuowei《congjingyuandaofengjiangdali》zheibenshudezhujiao，lvzipixianshengxiedeneironghenxiyinren，shiyibenbukeduodedeguanchangzhichangxiaoshuole，jiangshule：“huangjuzhang，woshishijiweidejiangming，xianzaizainimenjulihuijiyangdanweifanjiaotongfagenwomendechefashengleguaceng。……
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gangjieqidianhua，limianchuanlaizhengkundeshengyin：“jie，huangwenbushitiaolouzishade！”
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“你来干什么？”
江铭立刻拦住了他。
fuyuanshanliansetieqing，qiangrenzhenuqidao：“wodidibeinimenzhuale，zenme，wolaikankanyebuxingma？”
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jiangminghaipiaolefuyuanshanyiyan。
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chexingchuyiduanjulihou，fuyuanshanshensesumushuodao：“nidaodihualetaduoshao？”
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xuyanyanxinxiayouxiehuangle。
……
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嚣张！
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恶俗！
zaizijishenshangwenzheidongxinengshishenmehaodongxi！
tamenxiongdierrenjiushiyiluhuose！
“你干嘛？”
fucunqiangnudenglejiangmingyiyan。
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zhengkunshuowan，ziguziheshuiqule。
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“tingdaoleba，nizheicimeipaole，haohaoxiangxiangnishengxiadeshijianzenmeguoba！”
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“jiangdui，wozhao，wozhao……”
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