zhangtuizhumaanlianwoshiyibukourenxinxiandexiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo,youyimingqinglichuangzuo。gushiyilixiangsonghuaizhiweizhongxinzhankai,jieshileyigelingrenshenwangdeshijie。suizhejuqingdetuijin,lixiangsonghuaizhibuduanmianlintiaozhanhekaoyan,tongshiyefaxianlezijineixindezhenzhengliliang。zheibusonghuaizhimeihaoqidepailepaiwodelian。kenengshitajingchangyundongdeyuanyin,zhenggerentiwenyizhibudi,youqizhangxin,shifentang。……jiangrangnichenjinqizhong,wufaziba。
xialoumaibinggundeshihou,kandaosonghuaizhizhengheyigezhangtuimeinantanxiaofengsheng。
wogangganghaiyanyandeshenselimajingshenle,shuangyanfangguang,halazizhiliu。
我靠,帅哥啊!
zheigoudongxishenmeshihouyouzheizhongjipinpengyou,jingranbujiwojieshao?
meinansihuyoujishi,congcongshuoleliangjuhuajiuzoule。
wolimacuandaosonghuaizhishenpang,xingfendechuolechuota。
“xiaosong,neishishei?nipengyou?duodale?shenmexingzuo?jialijitouzhu?danshenma?”
songhuaizhisixiaofeixiaodenizhewo,yanjiaoweilian。
“你想干什么?”
woniuniedejiuzhetadeyijiaoyaozhe,“jiuxiangrangnidagexian。”
“给个理由。”
“zanliangqingmeizhumazheimeduonian,jieshaogezhangtuishuaigejiwoshiduometianjingdiyideshiqing。”
songhuaizhihaobuliuqingdebatadeyijiaozhuaichulai,xiaodeqianzou。
“lixiang,zhangdehaokandecainengjiaoqingmeizhuma,zhangdebuhaokandedingduosuanyigecunde。”
我:“???”
拳头硬了。
wozhengyaofenfendechuaitashi,talenghengyisheng,xiangshiyaobayayaosui,“haiyou,nituizheimeduanhaizhaoshenmetuizhangde?woyaoquheayigaozhuang。”
“wokao,budajiubudaba,nihaigaozhuang!”
chaozhetaneizhanxindeajhenhendecaileyijiaoxiefenhou,wozhuanshenjiuliu。
xiaohua,liuxiadengzhebeitazouma?
gangcuanhuijia,faxiansonghuaizhijiwofalejitiaoxinxi。
“cailewodexiehaipao?”
“buxiangyaoneizhangtuishuaigedelianxifangshile?”
wolimaxingfenyaohuifutashi,yitiaoxiaoxilaifaleguolai。
“我腿不长?”
wo:“......?”
zheimomingdeshengfuyuzenmelaide?
中奖五百万后,我发现“老伴”的结婚证是P的
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