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“多谢杨叔了！”
tangshuaiganjididiandiantou，xinlishifengankai。
zheiyoukaoshandeganjue，guoranbuyiyanga，jiuxiangdoulimeiqianhedouliyouqiandequbieyiyang。
“xiaotang，shuyouxieqiguaia，yinidebenshi，wanquankeyijiejiaohenduodarenwu，weishenmeyaozuofangjiadeshangmennvxu，zuoyigerangrenkanqilaimeishenmenengnaidexiaojiaoseni？”
yangyuantonghaoqidiwenzhe，baifeiyeshiyilianqiujiedadebiaoqing。
“zheigema......”
tangshuaichenyinleyixia，zongbunengshuo，zijishizheiliangtiancaiyouleqiyu，zhiqianqueshijiushigeqiongxiaoziba？
“yilai，woxinxingdanbo，buxihuanzuoxiegaodiaozhiju，jiuxihuanpingpingdandande。”
“erlai，woshifutalaorenjia，duiwodeyaoqiuyeshifenyange，tayaoqiuwoshenhuaneilian，didiaoxingshi，wanbukesuiyixianbaizijidebenshi，fouzejiushiyouweishiming。”
“suoyini，wozheirenyejiushikebaochididiao，napashishourenqifu，woyeshinengrenjiuren。zaiwokanlai，renrang，yeshiyizhongxiuxing。”
唐帅淡淡地说道。
zheihua，quetingdeyangyuantonghebaifeierren，douweizhidongrong。
“xiaotang，wodedazhizi，niderenshengjingjiehengaoa！nicaiershijisui，jiunengyourucijingjie，jianglaidechengjiu，dangzhenshibuke**le！”
tapaizhetangshuaidejianbang，duitangshuaibuzhishijiqixinshang，jianzhishiguamuxiangkan。
“唉，可惜啊。”
唐帅忽然叹了口气。
“tangge，zenmele，kexishenmeni？”baifeiwendao。
“kexi，tianyinongrena！”tangshuaishuodao，“nikanzheiyunyunzhongsheng，yueshixiangzuoputongrenderen，yueputongbule，eryueshibuganpingfanderen，queyueshiliuliuwuwei，puputongtong。”
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yangyuantongdourenbuzhupaianjiaojuele。
erbaifeikanxiangtangshuaidemuguangzhong，yepoyouxieyiyangdeshencai。
zheihuayiliaoqilai，liangrenshiyueliaoyueqinjin，ershijianyebuzhibujueguoleyigeduoxiaoshi。
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tangshuaihebaifei，weixiaozhezhanqishenlai。
“小唐，等会儿。”
yangyuantongyizhaoshou，jiaolaiyiweiguanjia，dishengshuoleliangjuhou，guanjiadiandiantoubianlikaile。
“duilexiaotang，nimenzenmelaide？”
“e，woshizuofeifeidechelaide。”
“ng，nizijiyouchema？xihuandamalidepaoche，haishiyingpaiyueyeche？”
tingdaoyangyuantongzheiyiwen，tangshuaijiuzhidao，renjiashixiangsongchejizijini。
“yangshu，wosuiranmeiche，keyeyongbuzheche，wozaifangjiajiushigeganhuode，kaidezuiduodeshidiandongsanlunche，chaozhangxuhang50gonglideneizhong......”
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“啊，辉腾么？”
唐帅微微一惊。
xihuancheziderendouzhidao，shimianshangyouneimejikuanche，kanqilaipuputongtong，qishiqueniushanshan，zheileichehenshihebanzhuchilaohu。
erdazhongzheikuanhuiteng，jueduishibanzhuchilaohudezuzong。
suoweibupabaomaheluhu，jiupadazhongxiamiandaizimu。
dazhongchebiaoxiamiandaizimudezheikuanche，dangranbushixianzaidepasatehemaiteng，ershijiagebitamengaoshibeidehuiteng，yejiushi12gangdedingpeichexing。
jiuzaizheishi，neiweiguanjiashuangshouduanzheyigejinsexiaohezi，zouleguolai。
“xiaotang，nijiushuyiming，shuganjibujin，zheihezilishiyizhangyinxingka，keyizhiquyiqianwan，nixianyongzhe！”
yangyuantongshuozhe，jiangjingzhidejinsexiaohedidaoletangshuaimianqian。
一千万？！
tangshuaixinlianjing，shouxiazheihezi，zijilimajiuchengqianwanfuwengle？
chengleqianwanfuweng，ouershechidilaiyiheanmuxi，buyongbaheziyachengbingxideganganjingjingcaishederengle？
shoujidexipingshijian，yebuyongshezhicheng15miao，buyongdanxinyibuxiaoxinjiufeidianle？
“yangshu，wobushiweiqianerlaide，zheibiqian，woshijueduibuhuishoude。”
tangshuaixiangxiangleyixiazijiyongyouyiqianwanderizihou，haishijujuele。
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“huashibucuo，keshi，zaizheigungunhongchenzhizhong，duiwolaishuo，bixiaofeigengzhongyaode，shineixindexiuxing！”
zheihuayichukou，tangshuaizijixinlidoujingya。
zenmebazijishuodehaoxiangbushirenjianyanhuodegaorenyiyang，bushineigechirenjiachishengxiademaqiudeshangmennvxule？
“hao，jiranzheiyang，yibaiwan！”
yangyuantonglikexieleyizhangbaiwandezhipiao，dijitangshuai，“niyaoshilianzheiyibaiwandoubukenshou，neikejiushisaoshudemianzile！”
“hao，gongjingburucongming！”
tangshuaidiandiantou，guoduandijieguolezheizhangbaiwanzhipiao。
yiqianwandekuizeng，shizaitaihouzhonglexie，buyijieshou。
keruguolianyibaiwandekuizengdoubuyao，neijiushidalianzhongchongpangzile。
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yangyuantongfenfuleyixia，youxiangtangshuaishuodao，“panjianeibiandeshi，woxianzaijiuzheshouchuli，nijiufangxinba！”
“多谢了，杨叔！”
tangshuaidiandiantou，gentayifanqinqiewoshouzhihou，zheicaihebaifeiyiqilikai。
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huiqudelushang，baifeikaizhechezi，weixiaozhedao。
“haha，neikendingde，huitoujiuqingni！”
tangshuaidaxi，jintiankesuanshibanlejianpiaoliangshier，fangjiadeweiji，jiele！
buyihuier，baifeibatangshuaisongdaoletaoranju，tabianjiachelikaile。
叮叮叮。
gangxiache，tangshuaijiujiedaoleyangyuantongdedianhua。
“xiaotang，wogenlongshanjiuyelianxiguole，nijiyixiatamenfuzongdedianhua，ranhoujiukeyiquqianyuele，jiudenahuojiadalebazhe......”
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“ma，qianqian，yanxiadewenti，woyijingjiejueleyiban！”tangshuaiweixiaodao，“woxianzaidagedianhua，jiunenghelongshanjiuyeqianyuegongjiu，erqiejiudenahuojia，shiyuanxiandebazhe！”
“什么？真的吗？”
fangqianqianmeimouyining，qiaolianweizhiyixi。
“dangranle，zheizhongshi，wozenmehuikaiwanxiaoni，buxinkanwodagedianhua。”
tangshuaiyibianshuozhe，jiubolegangcaijixiadehaoma，shilongshanjiuyeguofuzongdedianhua。
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tangshuaigangbazijideyisishuoming，liansejiubianle。
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dianhuaneitoudeguofuzong，yuqishifenxiaozhang，batangshuaichaofengyitonghou，jiuzhijieguajile。
“tangshuai，nidaodizaigaoshenme！”
fangqianqianxiumeizhouqi，duitangshuaishiwangzhiji。
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