《nvshenyixiashanfadianjingquandalaoqiangzhetianchong》zheibudiaokeguowangxiedeshutinghaode,limiandeneirongyetingfengfude。zhujiaoweisuruotongfangyutingzhuyaojiangdeshi:jiusuantashishenyi,shuohaolebujiuwubaiwanma?nizenmeyixiazijialeyibei?”gubeichenhoudao:“zhuzui!woyeyedemingshiwujiade,bieshuoyiqian……
suruotongbiaoqingpingjing,shengyinpinghuandishuo:“yongyipengshangyuchundejiashu,laoyeziminggairucia。woyouxuanhujishideshouduan,yejiubulegaisideren。”shuowan,suruotongzhuanshenjiuzou。
ererxifuzhangmingwanjianzhuang,dahan:“manzhe!womenmurongjiashinimenxianglaijiulai,xiangzoujiuzoudema?jiwozhuaqilai!haigandayanbucan,jingganshuoben**yuchun。”
jiantafanu,lianggebaobiaobugandaiman,likeshangqian,shenshoujiuyaozhuasuruotongdeshuangshou,xiangbatatuoqilaikongzhizhu。
suruotongqingqingyishan,kansisuiyidiniudongleyixiashenti,liangrenjingranzhualegekong。suruotongdabuxiangqian,shuodao:“zheizhongyaoqianwanbieyong,nimenzheishiyaobatawangsilushangsong。”
chuxiaoxianglengxiaoyisheng,jixunazheyaoping,yongzhushejichouchuyaoye,shuodao:“zheikeshiguojishangzuihaoderongshuanyao,zheiyizhenjiudeshiwan。
zheizhongyaojidouhaimeituixiangshichang,zhiyoufurencainengxiangyong。
nijuranshuobunengyong,zhenshigetubaozi,wodoulandelinizheizhongjianghupianzi。yihuierwojiurangnijianzhengqiji。”
yigeershichutoudenvhai,shenzheguojimingpai,daizhelaolishi,duizhebaobiaoshuodao:“haibubazheipianzizhuaqilai。
xianzaishenmeamaoagoudouxiangpianren,zheizhongpianziwojianduole。
xianzaipianzidepianshudoushengjile,congdianhuazhapianbianchengpaolaiyanxile。”
lianggebaobiaoyiting,zaicipuxiangsuruotong。suruotongzhanzheyidongbudong,zaitayanli,zheiliangrenjiugensirenmeiliangyang。
buguosuruotongkebushisuibiansharende,tasharenyoulianggeyuanze:diyijiqian,dierduifangbixuzuidaeji。
jiuzaizheishi,heiyingyishan,lianggebaobiaodunshishentishiquzhongxin,zhongzhongdishuaizaidishang。
yigeshengaoyimijiudeshuaiqinanrendangzailesuruotongmianqian。
talianxinglengjiaofenming,bilianggaoting,jijunanrenmeili。
gubeichenhedao:“jiwogun!nimenhaodadedanzi,woqinglaiderennimenyegandong。”
shuozhe,tashouzhongnachuyimeiyingbi,“pa”deyishengdiuchuqu。
chuxiaoxianggangyaozhushedeyaojipingshunjianbeiyingbijisui,yaoyesaleyidi。
chuxiaoxianglenglengdikanzhesazaidishangdeyaoye,xintengbuyi:“shiwanjiuzheimemeile,nishiyaohaisiniyeyema?”
gubeichendengzhechuxiaoxiang,shuodao:“zhuzui!wobuxiangxinni。”
gubeichenmuguangshensui,daizheweiweidelanse,hunxuedetashuaiqifeifan。
tazhuanerkanxiangsuruotong,yuqibiandejiweiwenrou,shenzhidaizheshenqingyuqingqiu:“ruotong,qingniganjinjiwoyeyekanbing,woxiangxinni。
nizhihaolewoyeye,wojiniyiqianwan。”
“shenme?”suoyourendoujingyale。
zhangmingwanshuodao:“zhizi,nizhenshigebaijiazier。
suirannishigongsizongcai,yebunengzheimehuihuoa。
jiusuantashishenyi,shuohaolebujiuwubaiwanma?nizenmeyixiazijialeyibei?”
gubeichenhoudao:“zhuzui!woyeyedemingshiwujiade,bieshuoyiqianwan,jiushiyigeyiyounengzenmeyang?”
suruotongkanletayiyan,shuodao:“nishigecongmingren。”
shuowanbianzouguoquzhunbeizhibing。
guqiuchiqideyiduojiao:“tangge,nibiehunaole,nirangyigepianzijizanyeyezhibing?
womenqinglaidekeshiguojishangzuihaodeyisheng,zheizhenyaojijiuzhishiwan,nijiuzheimejidasuile,nishenmeyisi?”
gubeichenpingjingdishuo:“woyoubiyaohenijieshima?wozuoshibuxuyaoxiangnijieshi。niyuanyizaizheierjiuzaizheier,buyuanyijiujiwogun。”
“ni……”chuxiaoxiangwukenaihe,yinweixianzaigubeichenquanlijida,shijituanzongcai,zhangkongzhezhenggejituandemingmai。
yeyesuiweidongshizhang,dancikeshuobuchuhua,jituanliquanlizuidadejiushizongcai,
erqiedongshihuidoufeichangzhichigubeichen,suoyiqitarenzaigongsihuayuquanhenxiao,gubeichendehuajiushimingling。
chuxiaoxianglenghengyisheng,zhandaoyipang:“hao,neijiurangtazhibei。
yaoshichulerenheshi,kehewomeiguanxi,nimenzijichengdan。”
gubeichenkanzheta,shuodao:“zheihaiyongnishuo,zhuzui!”
chuxiaoxiangganjueshoudaowuru,jinjinwoqiquantou,queyouwukenaihe,burangtazhibing,neiwubaiwantajiuzhuanbudao。
suruotongzheishinachuyigehezi,dakai,limianshiyipaipaizhangduanbuyideyinzhen。
suruotongshanzhangzhongyi,tanachuyigenyinzhen,shoufajikuai。
tadezhenfaheputongzhenjiubutong,putongzhenjiushijiangyinzhenmanmanyongshounianjinqu,ersuruotongdezhenfajiangjiuyige“kuai”zi,zheijiushitade“guiyingzhenfa”。
jihuzhayanzhijian,lingrenyanhualiaoluan,laoyezideqianxiong、bozi、shoushangjiubeizhaleshijizhen。
zheixiezhenkansizaluanwuzhang,quebutingdidoudongzhe。
suruotongshizhendeshihou,yunyongleneili,takeshiqigonggaoshou,neilinenggoujiasuxueyexunhuan,yinzhenzeyonglaidingxue。
suruotongyoucongdoulitaochuyigehezi,dakai,limiangezhongcaoyaosuiranbuduo,danzhongleiqiquan。
suruotongxunsucongzhongnachujiweicaoyao……
suruotongxunsujiangjiweicaoyaoroucuozaiyiqi,jinjiezhe,yunqizhangxinneilizhijiecuiqu。
tayibiankuaisuanya,yibiannachuyigexiaowan,suizhetadedongzuo,caoyaozhiyehuanhuanliujinxiaowan。
cike,laoyezidelianseyirouyankejiandesudubiandehongrunqilai,yipangxindiantudepinlvyezhujianhuifuzhengchang。
zheiyimu,jingdesuoyourenmudengkoudai,jiulianyixiangzishiyishujingzhandechuxiaoxiang,yejingyadeshuobuchuhua。
tashuangyanjindingzhesuruotongdedongzuo,naohaizhongbujinfuxianlianggezi——zhongyi。
zaitaderenzhili,congweijianguozheiyangdezhibingfangshi,zheinandaojiushigulaozhongyideshenqizhichu?zhongyi,guoranbodajingshena!
suruotongbacuiquhaodeyaoyexiaoxinyiyidiweijilaoyezi。
jiuzaiyaoyexiadubujiu,laoyezijingranhuanhuanzhengkaileyanjing,huxiyebiandepingwenyouli。
tamuguangkanxiangsuruotong,lianshangfuxianchuxiaorong,qingshengshuodao:“nilaile。
neilaojiahuoguoransuanwuyice,tashuowojinnianyouyinan,tabuhuichushou,huirangyigexiaogunianglaiyaodaobingchu。
suoyiwotiqianjiugaosulewosunzi,yaozhaoyigejiaosuruotongdeshenyilaijiwozhibing。”
suruotongweiweiyixiao,shuodao:“nibiexinneilaotouzihuzong,tashijuhuayoujiujudoushijiade。buguozheicidaoshizhende。”
laoyezixiaolexiao,“worenshitahenjiule,tadeweirenwoqingchu。”
zaichangsuoyouderendoubuyouzizhudipingzhulehuxi。
yinweijiuzaicishicike,suruotongyiranwuxuyongqitarenhefangshilaizhengmingziji。
laoyezibujinnengkaikoushuohua,erqiedanaoshifenqingxing,zaijiashangxindiantuxianshirucipingwen,zhongzhongjixiangdoubiaoming,yanqianzheigekansinianqingtianjingdenvhai,haowuyiwenjiushizhenzhengdeshenyi。
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