宋朝第一赘婿愤怒的香蕉-著

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zhujiaoshiningyisutanerdexiaoshuojiaozuo《songchaodiyizhuixu》，benxiaoshuodezuozheshifennudexiangjiaochuangzuodechuanyuezhongshengleixingdexiaoshuo，wenzhongdeaiqinggushiqimeierchunjie，wenbijijia，shilituijian。xiaoshuojingcaiduanluoshidu：tacongmimihuhuzhongxingguolai，kanjiandeshibaisedewenzhang，toushangyinyinzuotong，buzhidaozheishizaizenyangdehuanjingli，yushibishangyanjingxianglehenjiu，caiweiweitanlekouqi。meiyousi。neime，zijixianzaishizaibeiruanjinzhe？xiankaibeizizuoqilai，dayueshihunmilehenjiu，yushentizhijianhaiwufahenhaodexiediao，ditoukankan，yifudeyangshiguailiguaiqide，buliaoyehencha，zhidaozhanqizaifangjiandedibanshang，caifaxiangengduowufaxiediaodedongxi。laoshidefangwu、laoshidechuang、zhuoyibandeng，suiranyongliaohezuogongdoubucuo，danzhenggefangjiandoushifanggudebaishe，yeyoukanqilaihenbangdeciqi，danrenhexiandaihuadedianzishebeidoubucunzaile。nigaoshenme，tangmingyuan？xiangqineidaiyanjingdejiahuo，xinzhonganmaleyiju，suihou……zheizhishouyebianle，zijideshou……buxiangshizijide。...

精彩章节

qiurideqingchen，dongfangdetianqiganggangluchuweiweideguangmang，rubaidewuqifudongzaigulaodechengshidangzhong，qinhuaiheshanghuafanghuanhuanxingshi，yanyingzaiyipianyipiandenongwujian，yourufuyutianjideyuyuqionggong。

shenqiudenongwuzhong，ningyiyibianhenggeyibianyanqinhuaihebiandedaolubenpaozhe，meitianzaochenzheiyangdeduanlianxiangmuyijinggudingxialai，fanzhengduitalaishuoshijianyoudeshi，yiluqianxing，daoluliangpangzhuanmujiegoudegupojianzhushiduoshishao，gezhonggeyangdeshumu，qinhuaiheshanghuafangpiaoliu，ouerkanjianchuangonghuoshipijuandeyanhuanvzichuxianzaichuantou。

zheigeshijianduan，shijiangningchengxinchendaixiezuiweiyouqudeyiduanshijian，yiyedefenraoyufanhuayiransanjin，xindehuolicaiganggangkaishi，waimiandechengmenyijingkaile，jinmenganzaojidecainonghuoxiaofanluluxuxudijinlai，quwangyigegedejishi，nenggouyushangderenbuduo，danzongguidoujirenlvsehehuolideganjue。oueryenengkanjianyilianpijuan、congcongmangmangxingzoulubianshenzhiyiguanbuzhengderen，duobanshizainageqinglouguoleye，bairiyoushiyushiganzaolikaide，shinajiuwen。dianpukailexiaoban，qigaimenhaimeiyouqilai。

xingfuwangwanglaiziyubuxingfu，fanhuayezongshilaiyuanyuduibi，duiyujianshiguoxiandaidachengshideningyilaishuo，jiangningzaifanhuayebuguoshineimehuishi。danzheixieshiqingwuxujiaozhen，zongguineigupozirandeweidaoshizhenshide，shenghuozaizheilide，yezongguishiyixierongyimanzuderen，shouhuogouwenbao，biannenggouxiaozhuyankai。

ningyioueryegenqinlaotanqizheixieshiqing，jiangningsuanshihenhaodechengchile，danshijishangyeshiqigaidaochuzou，chengqunjiedui，maiermainvdexianxiangyebuxianjian，dangranzheilifuhuyeduo，ruonengjianghaizimaijinmougebucuodefudidanglexiaoziyahuan，rihoukebuyuwenbao，suanshizushangjilede。tuolaiqinhuaiheyidaiyanhuazhidishengxing，piaoliangdeqiongkunvhaierbianyeduoleyidaoquchu，jianglairuonengxuedeshiwenchangqu，laobaoyenengjingyingyoudaode，huonengmaiyibumaishenchengweimingji，yunqizaihaoyidianjiuyoukenengjiarumougedazhaifuhudangxiaoqie。danjuedaduoshuyunqibuhaode，yezhinengyibeizimaishen，daodenianlaoseshuaishilaobaoxinshan，fangrenziyou，haozaizheidengdifangduole，biannengxingchengguiju，ruonengshouguiju，yezongnengbuhaobuhuaidiaiguozheiyishi，dangranzheilihaohuaiyeshixiangduieryan，laolede**ruoshiwuqian，jizhaidaduoyehuishouliuzhezuodiandazasasaodeshiqingguowanzhihoudenianyue，buhuizhijierengchuqu。xiangchujiule，zheidianliangxinhefulihaishiyoude，ruobushizaijiangning、yangzhouzheiyangdechengshi，neibianlianzheixiedongxidouwufabaozheng。

yeyouyangshoumade，houshiyangzhoushoumatianxiawenming，shizimingchaokaishi，danshijishangzheishiyeyouleisidexingdangle，guimobuda，danzongguishiyuyanhuazhidibanshengdeyixiangtouzi，zuoweishoumayangzhedenvhaierbiyibanmaishenjizhaidenvhaiminghao，yihouyoupantou，yinweitamenzhishaonengyoujihuixueqinqishuhuashicichangqu，rihouyegengkenengjishenmingjizhiliu。

meidaoxunqizonghuiyouzaiminguolai，nianjinghaoyidianjiushao，danzongshiyou，ruonianjingbuhao，lirumeijinianjiuyicihuanghefanlanhuoshiqiyudetianzairenhuo，chenglizonghuijinzhangyiduanshijian，rangjunduibashoulechengmen，buxuzaiminrucheng，zhifuzhaojilefushangshangyi，shijishangbianshifadongjuankuan，dajiaqipinbacoufangzhoushifan……dongrilizonghuidongsiren，yeshikannianjing，nianjinghaosideshao，ruoshibuhaoneibianbuyaneryule，qigainanguodong，ruguoxialexue，diertianzonghuikanjianbaozaiyiqibeidongside，lvjianbuxian。

zheixieshiqingjiandeduolejiuhuixiguan，buguoqinlaooueryehuishuo：“zheibushihaoniansuia。”haoniansuiyeshiyoude，wuchaozuichudeneixienianyue，suandeshanggewushengping，wuhengdi、wuhuizongxiongcaidalveyunyun，ningyitinglezongyouxietouhun，danrenhechaodaidouhuiyouxiegewushengpingdeniansuide。zheishihoudewuchaoyubeisongmoqifeichangleisi，lilejiangnanzheipianxiangduifushudedifang，haojibonongminshilizhengzaizaofan，qiangrentufeijuebushaojian，beifangyouyelvshitongzhidemingweidaliaodeguojiashucifanbian，fanbianjiuyihe，fanbianjiuyihe，qianjinianqianleheyue，bicichengweixiongdizhibang，dangranliaoxiongwudi，jiusuanqianlerengranhaizaida，xiaoguimodefanbianweicengtingguo。

ningyibuweizheigedanxin，jingkangzhichihaimeilaini，suiranhuangdibutongruguofashengleyekendingbutong，huangshangyehaimeibashoudouqiandaojiangninglai，zheigeguojiaguolihaishiyou，ruguoyaoda，zongnengzhichengzhedaxiaqu，jiusuanqianledou，bawuchaodairunansongmoshi，nansongbuyezhichenglehaozhangyiduanshijianme，jinguozaidalai，zijiyinggaiyijingguowanzheiyibeizile。nanchaosibaibashisi，duoshaoloutaiyanyuzhong，kejiannansong——e，maosibushishuonansongde，ningyixinzhongxianglexiang，meishenmejieguo，yushipaodaoyibian——guantani，fanzhengnansongdeshenghuodequeguodequ。

tameiyouzhengjiuzhonghuaminzuhuoshidaolegudaijiujianlishenmeqianqiugongyedexiangfa，zaoyileile，xiangshixiexialerexuededanzi，zhuduobugongzhuduoheianyezaoyijianguan，xiandaishehuiyeheian，jiusuanshirenbeiku，yeyinbuqitadetongqinghegongming——bushimeiyou，ershibugou。zhiyudanghuangdizhileideqianqiugongye，zhinenghuoliushinianderenxiangzheyibaiershiniandeshiqingchunshuyouzhi。buguohuashuohuilai，lingyixiewuliaodeshihou，pirushuoganggangpaowanbuhunshenchuhanzhanzaixiangduipijingdeqinhuaihehewanbianxiuxi，ningyidaoyehuibufuzerendixiangxieruozaipangrenkanlaihuishaoweijijidiandeshi。

piruzhenyaozuoxieshiqing，zhuixudeshenfenqishijiuhenmafan，danwentibuda，zheiniantoushangjichuchu。chicaimeiweijing，weijingdezhifataduoshaozhidao，xianglaijiandandanshijishangyouxiefuza，buguohuageyinianzuoyoudeshijiandadikenengliangchan，zaijiheyixiexincaishi、xiandaipengrenliniannonggemeishicheng，duoshaozongnengzhuanyibi。

zheiniantoumeiyinle，meiyigezaikeyiwuxianxiazaigezhongyinlemeitiankeyiwuxiantingguoqudeshijielishenghuoguoderenduoshaodounengxiangxiangdaodiyouduowuliao，neixieqingloudebiaoyanweibihaokan，mingjichanggeweibihaoting，keruguoniwanquantingbudao，hurantingyishoushaoweidabiaodeziranhuijuedeyourutianlai，ruguonengnonggeyulechengshenmededayoukewei，gequawudaoagezhongwanfa，xiandaigequdegecidadibunengyong，danqudiaochangqiangbentuhuayifanhaishimeiwentide，hanxuyidiande、fuhezheishifenggedewudaolinian，huozheshichaoxieshicichulairangrenchang。

tayeshiwuliaodejiulecailaoxiangzhechihewanledeshiqing。

zhiyutuolichihewanle，huajishiniandeshijiannongchuqiangpaojiyigegongyegemingdaxiajichu，zaogefandanggehuangdirangliangbainianhouderenkeyizuoshangfeijishenmezhileideshiqing，wulunruhezijixiangshoubudao，xiangxiangzhenshitaishale，burukaimeishichengheyulechenglaideyouyiyi。

chenfengweiliang，tazheishizhanzaishitouleichengdehewanbian，yibianjiangshiziwangshuilireng，yibianzainaozilizhuanzhezheixiezhuyi。

qishizanshilaishuo，zheixieyemeifanong。

ruzhuisujiaderen，kaiqingloujibenmeixiangfale，keyixianwanghoufangfang。sujiakaibuxing，zijiyaonongjiajiuguan，yemafan，pirushuo，keyixianjisujiadebuxingchujigedianzi，zhengmingyixiazijidejiazhi，ranhou……wo，ranhouzijijiuhuibeifapeidaobuxingdangzhangjushenmede，zaiduozhengmingyixia，jieguoyoubianchengshangbeiziyiyangdezhiye，jiezhezijikeyidongyongzijinkaiyijiajiuguan，zaitamenyihuodemuguangxia，gaosutamenzheigehenyouzhuantou，zaijiexialai，xuyaozhaorennongyixiliedeshebei，kaidongnaojinzuogezhongshiyan，nongchuliushuixian，erzheiyangzuodeliyou，jinjinshiyinweizijihenhuainianmeidunfanlifangbudaoyikedeweijing，zheibushidantengme……

kouzhongqinghengzhelansedejialebihaidexuanlv，ningyibujinweizijidezheigexiangfaerxiaolechulai。zuoqilaikenengmeizheimemafan，danxiangqilaijiushijuedehenyouqu，daoburuzhijiemaigejibaijinhaidaiaoleshaijiejing，buguohaidaihaomai，danruguozuozheifangmiandeshiyan，yifangmiantamenhuishuozijilangfei，lingyifangmian，yexuhuiyourengaosuzijijunziyuanpaochu……

lansedejialebihaihenglegekaitou，houmiandewangjile，yushibiancheng《liangzhilaohu》，hengdaodierbian“liangzhilaohupaodekuai”shi，houmiandedaolushangchuanlailejijiaosheng。

“gegegegegege……”

“gegegegegege……”

liangzhongshengyin，yizhongshinvrende，yizhongshimujide。huitoukankan，ruoyinruoxiandewuqizhong，yizhimujizhengzaineibiandedaoluheshumujianmeimingluanpao，suihouyimingchuanhuibaibuqundenvziyechuxianle，shoushangnaleyibacaidao，qieerbushedezhuishaneizhimuji，yirenyijijiuzaiwuqilipinmingdazhuan，shiyinshixian。

ningyizhanzaihebiandeshuxia，tuozhexiabakanzhezheiyimu。

lilunshanglaishuoxuejijiaoshiyaojijiyianquangan，youhuotaguolai，kexianzaimujidoubeihechengzheiyangle，zaijiaogegeyoushenmeyong，jiaojiejieyemeiyonga。

xinzhongrucixiangzhe，kanlezheirenjidazhanyihuier，jiuzaitajuedeneinvrenshencaibucuodeshihou，mujidouranyizhuanfangxiang，chaozheibianfeibenguolaile，chongguoningyishenbian，guoduantouhe。

neinvrenyeshiyilianjiaojidijingenerlai，yuanbenchenwuhennong，ningyizhanzaiyikeshuxiajiubuzenmeqiyan，neinvziyinggaimeizhuyipangbianderen，yanjianqianfangjiushihean，tayicaidaojiupilexiaqu，zheiyidaohenyongli，nvzikouzhonghaifachule“heng”deyisheng，dangenbenmeiyoupidao，fandaoshicaidaotuoleshou，huadefeijinshuili。

ningyibeizheiyidaodeguojueqishiheleyitiao，suihoucaifaxiannvzideshentiyijingqianqingchuqu，shoubeihuiwuzhejiuyaowanghelidiao，taxiayishidihanleyisheng：“wei！”shenshouyizhua，zhuazhulenvzideyizhishou，nvziyihuishen，lingyizhishouxiayishidizhuaguolai，ningyishoushangzhengyaoyonglijiangtalahuilai，jiaoxiadeshikuaiyisong……

“a—gu—”duancudejinghusheng。

砰——

ranhoushijiliedepushuisheng，pulalapulala，nongwuxiadehemianshangyizhenfanteng。

ningyishangbeizishuixinghaishibucuode，kexishuixingzheidongxidaibuguolai。zheijushentiyuanbenjiushiwenruoshusheng，shuixingyebuzenmexing，tizhiruozhiqianhaishouleshang，suiranningyidiaolilejigeyue，youjinxingleduanlian，danjigeyuedeshijiantishengzhongjiuyouxian，neinvzisihushuixingyebuzenmehao，liangrenzaibusuanfeichangshendeshuizhongpinmingzheteng，ningyihaojicizhendingxialaixiangyaoshuohuadoubeiduifanglajinleshuizhong。

“ni……gululu……”

“wei……gululugululu……”

“bie……gululugululugululu……”

jushuohenduoshuixinghaodejianyiyongweizhedoushibeihuangzhangdenishuizhelianleiertongguiyujinde。

yebuzhiguoleduojiu，ningyicaizaijishimiwaiheanbiandejietishangtuozheneinvrenpaleshanglai，tahunshenshitou，langbeibukan，pazaianbiantulehaojikoushuicaihuanguolai，ranhouqukanbeijiudenvren，nvziyijinghebaoleshuiyunguoqu，meiledongjing。

“wei！”ningyizaineinvrendelianshangpailehaojixia，neinvrenzhangfarushuizao，kanlaiqiliangwubi，meiyoufanying。

“sanoufubichi……nizhuzaiqinhuaihebianbuhuishuiani……”ningyiyouxiewunaiditanlejikouqi，suihoujiangnvzideshentibaiping，kaishianzhaoyiqianxueguodebuzhouzuojijiu。

jiusuanduifangshinvren，zheijijiuyeweibishishenmemeicha，youbushishenmeyongzhuangmeinv，cishizheinvrenshenshangzhoubabade，kanyitouluanfajiuxiangshichuanshuozhongnibideshuiguiyiban，langbeibukan。ningyixinzhongjiaoji，zuolelianxuzuolejicixiongwaianya，rangtatuchuhaoxieshui，ranhouqupaitadelian，faxianrengjiumeifanying，niezhuduifangdeshuangjiazuoqirengonghuxilai。

zuolehaoyizhen，neinvzimimihuhudixingguolai，ningyizhengyaofuxiashenqu，lianshangpadeyibazhangxiangqilai，chenfengzhongzheierguangqingcuiwubi。neinvzidaizhekuqiang，sangyinqiliang：“dengtuzi，ni……ke……niganshenme……”baozhuxiongkoupinminghoutui，tacishiquanshenyiquntiezaizhitishang，xiuzhangdeshuangtuizaidishangdengzhe，qiliangdanbo，daoyoujifenchuchukeliandeganjue。

ruguozheishiyouqitaxingrenluguo，shuobudingdeyinweizheiyimujiangningyijidashangyidun。

“jiuzhidaoshizheiyang……”ningyipianzhetouhaoyizhen，kuaxiajianbang，zhangzhangdituchuyikouqi，suihouzuodaohoufangdelumianshang。liangrenzaihebiandayandengxiaoyanhaoyizhen，ningyitailetaishou：“meishileba？”

nvzidengzheta，bushuohua。

“meishijiuxingle。”ziguzidizuolehuida，yonglicongdishangpaqilai，ningyipiepiezui，zhuanshenwanglaidefangxiangzouqu，liangfengchuilai，zhenshihaoleng。

houfang，neinvziyeshisuozheshenzizuozaineier，musongzhetadeshenyingxiaoshizhujianzailedaoludeneitou……

neinvrenzhenkelian，diulemujiyouzhedao，yibianhunshenshitoudiwanghuizou，ningyiyibianxingzailehuodixiangzhe。zheizhongqingkuangxiachuilengfengshiyijianhentongkudeshiqing，buguo，xiangdaobierengengkelian，tadetongkujiushaoshaojianruoleyixie。

duiyuxiaoshi，tayixiangyouzijihuodadefangshi，jiranshiqingwufagaibian，yejiuzhihaoyongzheiyangdefangfa，zanshirangzijikaixinyixiele。