xiaoshuoshanglianzongchaicp!tafadianzhengdunyulequandenannvzhushiyutingtangqiwang,shizuozheliyaoyaoxiedeyibenbaokuanxiaoshuo。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuanbeiguanjiakanzhepadaobingxiangdingshangdunzhedemalou,hedishangdachuliuhuadesizudongwu,lenghanzhiliu。“da**,sanshaoye,nimen……haihaoma?”yu……
yutingtangshuleyiquan,“nihuibuhuisuanshu?mingminglouleliangge。”
zongdaoyanxunsizhenihaitinglizhiqizhuangshiba?
“youyiweijiabinyinshentibushizanshilaibule,benqizonggongqiweijiabin!”
neimewentilaile,loudeneigejiabinnaerqule?
yutingtangrenwudouzuodaozheierle,bibukenengyinweiququyitiaolouwangzhiyuershibai!
takaizhewajuejihonglonglongdiyouzoule。
caichucunkou,jiukandaopangbiandehemianshangpiaozhegebaomantingqiaode……**。
yutingtangtanchujiashizuo,zuokanyoukan:“shei**diaohelile?”
无人回答。
zheibieshidiqigejiabinba?
yutingtangmomoxiaba,yichanziguoqu,baneige**conghelichanqilai,diudaoanshang。
“哗啦”一声响。
yigehunshenshitoudenanrentangzaidishang,heisechenyijintieshangshenquxianfudu,goulechuxianyandanbucuguangdexiongjilunkuo,suihuxiyiqiyifu。
煞是性感。
takesouyisheng,baiyusidemianpangfanqizhenzhenchaohong,huliyanbanmi,xianchujifenzuirendechunse。
yutingtangtiaoxiawajueji,kandaozheiyimurenbuzhuchuigekoushao:
“haoyifu**chuyutua!”
【niduizhezheizhangdiandaozhongshengdelianzaishuoyibian?shenmetu??】
【zheinvmingxing?zheinvliumangba?!】
【kandaogeshuaigejiupaomeiyan,yutingtangyaobuyaolian?】
【kuaijiurenaaa!meikanjiantadouyunguoqule?!】
zheitiaodanmucaifachu,zhitingjian“papa”liangsheng。
yutingtangliangbazhangchoudaonanrenlianshang,“hello,xingyixing,tianliangle!”
zhengdaodetianliangmeiliangbuzhidao,tazheiliangbazhangxiaqu,nanrendetianzhijieheile。
yutingtangnamen,“nandaojingyongxiaole?”
tagangzhunbeizailailiangxia,nanrenyouyouzhuanxing,cubujifangduishangtadelian。
banbianyingguang,lvdaofaguangdelian。
lianggelvyanquanhaizhigougoudidingzheta,ciqidabaiya。
jinjulibaojixia,nanrentouyiwai,rouruodiyundaozaiyutingtanghuaili。
鱼听棠:?
bushi,gangxingzenmeyouyunle??
meibanfa,tazhihaojiuzhutadeyiling,natadetouzaiheshuilishuanleshuan,qitubatahuanxing。
男人果然醒了。
zhishiyanweifahong,bochunzhandou,yifubeiroulindebuqingdemoyang。
takaikouwen:“wozenmele?”
yutingtanghaobuxinxudishuo,“e,nigangzaihelixi**yunguoqule,wohaoxinbanijiuleshanglai。”
男人:?
tachunjiaoyiche,“womeiyouzaihelixi……”
neilianggezitashizaishuobuchukou,“tianqitairele,wozhishizaipaoshui。”
【shuodeshatingbudong,haobaihaohua[hongyanjingxiaorenbiaoqingbao]】
【zheigemensheia?zhangzheiyangyizhangshuailian,meiliyouzaineiyuchawucirena】
【shuaige,nihao,genwodoi】
【jiemei,kuchazitiyixia,banzhewojiaole】
yutingtangbushihenlijie,“jiuyongnineitouchaoxia,zhiyou**fuchushuimiandezishipaoshui?”
男人:“……”
tazhanqilai,wangwajuejichandouliyizuo,lingkoubanmosuoguruoyinruoxian,“niyeshilailujiemudejiabinba,mafannidaiwojincun。”
yutingtang:“zade,nituijintianxianhao?”
“车费五百。”
“deleiye,wozheijiudaiguizijincun!”
“?”
yutingtangtiaoshangwajueji,mengdafangxiangpan,honglonglongdikaihuicunli。
daozheili,qigelongzhu……bu,qiweijiabinzongsuandaoqi。
zongdaoyanjuqidalaba:“huanyingdajialaidao《lianaiburuzhongdi》,benqiwomenjianghuijidajiadailaiquanxinzongyitiyan!”
“womendekouhaoshi:tanqingburugengyun,lianaiburuchudi,aitajiuweitalishangsanmudi!!!”
“xiamianwomenlaizuogexiaoyouxi,haoranggeweijiabinduibiciyouyigechubudelejie!”
【haohaohaozhongdizongshichuile!】
【bushi,daoyannihuitoukankanhoumianni?zheiquedeque,tangdetang,haiyousangeyisijingshenchulezhuangkuang,quedinghainengzuoyouxi?】
【wohuaiyizheishiyutingtangdejimou,baqitajiabindougaosi,tazijijiunengduzhanjingtou!】
【loushang,xisibikonga!】
kaolvdaozaichangjiabin“shangcan”taiduo,zongdaoyantiexindixuanzeleyigewenhedexiaoyouxi——
zhadanchuansongzhisanjuhuacairenming。
zongdaoyan:“guizehenjiandan,congqilaoshikaishichouqian,choudaonaweijiabinjiuyongsanjuhualaixingronggaikuo,bingbazhadanchuanjixiayirenzuoda。dacuohuochaoshi,zhadanjiuhuibaozha。”
“dajiafangxin,zheigezhadanshicongzhanchangshangtaotaixialaidelaodongxi,weiliyijingmeineimedale,buhuisirende。”
所有嘉宾:?
啥玩意??
这是想送他们走?!
gongzuorenyuanbazhadansongdaoqiwangshoushang,nazhechouqianxiangdengtachou。
qiwangzuijiaochoulechou,lengjingxialaichoulezhangzhitiao,chensijimiaodao:“shuaiqi,youcaihua,zuijiaxinrennanyanyuan。”
zheihuayichu,zaichangjibendounengcaidaoshishei。
sangqingqingjieguozhadan,kuaisushuo:“zhouyunlilaoshi。”
zhanzaizhongjiandezhouyunliweiweiyixiao,baijingjunlangdelianpangtouchujifencanlan。
huidawanwenti,sangqingqingchoulezhitiao,yanshenyouyishunbianhua。
“lvzhen,zhipiqi,xiangxiaohouyiyangaiqiangdongxini。”
tapangbiandenanjiabinjieguoqu,chixiao:“zheishuodebujiushiyutingtangma?sheibuzhidaotaxiangdangyujiada**xiangfengle?shenmelvzhen,shuobailejiushimeinaozibei。”
yutingtangchixiao:“youdont'tgivemewawasay。”
nanjiabintingdunyimiao,“shenme?”
zhengzainingzheyifushangshuidenanrenhuliyanyiwan,“tashuonibuyaojiwozaineiwawajiao。”
男嘉宾:“……”
“lianzheizhongyoueryuanshuizhundeyingyudoutingbudong,wokannijiugensanfenzhiyidenazhachabuduo。”yutingtangxianqidishangxiadaliangta。
男嘉宾又听不懂了。
nanrenhaoxinjieshi:“nazhasantouliubei,nishiyitouerbei。”
nanjiabin:“…………”hezhejiuniliangzhangzuile??!
【sangqingqingganggangshibushineihanyutingtangni?sheibuzhidaomouzuoshandehouzizuiaiqiangrendongxi】
【qingqinggongzhushuocuolema?mousiyubenlaijiushineizhongrena,zhikexiwomengongzhudedongxi,takanhongyanyeqiangbuzou~】
【wofulejurannengyourenheyutingtangnaohuilutongbu】
【yutingtangshizhenbupasi,haishengjituandexiaoshaoyedougandezui,xiaoxinmingtianjiubeifengsha】
haishengxiaoshaoyedengleyutingtanghaojiyan。
“peng!!!”youyunadetaijiu,zhadanturanzaitashoushangzhakai,heimianfenhulemanlian,qiangdetazhikesou。
zongdaoyanchulaicueliucheng:“zaibukuaidianzhadanyouyaobaolea。”
haishengxiaoshaoyehenhenmolebalian,chouchuzhitiaomiaoshu:“wenjing,xianhui,nanrenjiehunshouxuandelixiangqizi。”
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