wufenzhonghou，feiqigongchanglimandidahan。
yutingtangyibianshoudaoyibianzouxiangbeibangshaonian。
yuqizhoukanzhetaniguangzoulai，xiangshicongtianerjiangdeyingxiong，xuruoyoujidongdichusheng：“nishiwodagepailaijiu……”
huameishuowan，neibacaidaojiadaoletabozishang。
yuqizhoushunjianjingyin：“……”
yutingtangjudaoxiangyuqizhou：“shibushinidiandewaimai？shijiuganjinnashoujiqianshou，wohaiganzhequsongxiayidan！”
本来送外卖就烦。
超时又要扣星星。
zheixiegukehaimomojiji，chifandoubujiji，nengganhaoshenmeshiqing？！
yuqizhounaganshuozheibushizijidewaimai，xuruodao：“wodeshoujizaineibianzhuo……”
haimeishuowantajiuhuoshengshengeyunleguoqu。
yutingtangdangmeikanjian，jingzhinaqitadeshouji。
shoujipingmulikeliangqi“dingdanyisongda”deanniu，haiyoupingfenjiemian。
zheishitadeshoujifachujianruibaoming：“jingbaojingbao！nindedingdangukejijiangesi！gukeesihouzidongshixingchaping！！！”
鱼听棠：！！！
这还得了？！！
yutingtangyibazhangpaidaohunmiguoqudeyuqizhoulianshang，“wei！xingxing！qilaichileanmianyaozaishui！”
yuqizhouxingguolai：“……a？”
yutingtangdalichaiwaimai：“ganjinde，nixianbiejizhesi，chidiandongxinuannuanshenziqulediyugenganxin！”
yuqizhou：“……a？？”
taweiwandao：“wodongbule……”
“zaoshuoa。”yutingtangcongshengsuozhongjiantaogedong，bataliangzhishouzhuailechulai，waimaiwanfangtashoushang，“kuaichi！”
yuqizhoukanzhezijizhonghuoziyoudeshuangshou，yijiwensibudongdeqitabuwei，yuyanyouzhi。
genglipudeshi，tashoulidewaimaibushibiededongxi。
zhengshitajifenzhongqianxinxinnianniandeyiwanbaizhou。
zhiyoubaizhou，liangenzhacaidoumeiyou。
yuqizhoupengzhewanlangtunhuyan，chadianqiangdao，shenmejiaoyangdougubushangle，queyijiushangxinyuemu。
yutingtangyikanjiujile：“nibiechidezheimekuai，mandian！”
鱼栖舟心中一暖。
jinjiezhetashuo：“niyaoshiyesilesheilaijiwozheidanhaoping？？”
yuqizhouxinzhongyigeng：“……”
dengtahewanzhou，yutingtanglimabatashoujiduiguoqu：“lai，qianshoule，zaijigewuxinghaoping。”
yuqizhouzuijiaodoumeilaidejica，jiuzaiyutingtangdecuicuxiadianleyisongda，bingdachuwushizidewuxinghaoping。
yutingtangdoulideshoujidingdong：“gongxiqishouhuodezhiyeshengyazhongdiyigewuxinghaoping，dianlemezaicigonghe，xiwangninzaijiezaili~~”
yutingtangsongwaimaiduonian，haishitouyihuitingdaozheigetishiyin，dangjixinqingfeichangbucuo。
guoran，tadenulishiyouhuibaode！
yuqizhouyongzijideshoujibaolejing，yuanbenxianglianxijiaren，zuihouhaishizhijijingjirenfaquxiaoxi。
zheishitaxiangqilaiganxieyutingtang，taitoushuo：“xiexienijiulewo，dengwoshunlituoxianbiyou……”
“zhongxie”lianggezihaimeishuowan，yuqizhoufaxian，yutingtangyijingzoule。
走了？？！
鱼栖舟人都傻了。
tahaizhenshilaisongwaimaide？？？
ketahaibuzhidaotademingzi……
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yutingtangsongwanwaimai，manyouyoudiqizhexiaodianlvhuijia，zuilihengzhege。
xiangdangchutabeisongdaodaoguanyangbing，zhaogutadeshixiongdingletabantian，zhishuoleju：
“xiantianbuzu，xuduoduanlian。”
houlai，tajiubeianpaiqusongwaimai。
tianshadenagehaoshimendeduanlianfangshishitiantiansongwaimai？？
keshishuolaiyeqile，meisongyiciwaimai，yutingtangtuxuedecishujiuhuisuizhijianshao。
jiuerjiuzhi，yejiujianchilexialai。
shixionghaigaosuta，zhiyaozangoushigewuxinghaoping，jiukeyizaidianlemeshangmianlaiyifashilianchou，jiangpinhenfenghou。
youduofenghouyutingtangyebuqingchu，bijingtasonglebanianwaimai，yemeisongchuyigehaoping……
yutingtanggaoxingdihuidaogongyu，kaimenyikan，dunshikualian。
ketingshafashangzuozheyinanyinv，nandexizhuanggelv，chenwenguizhong。nvdexiujinqipao，wanyueduanzhuang。
shitashengwuxueshangdediema。
“sheiyunxunimensuiyijinwojiale？”yutingtangbumandizhoumei。
“nizenmeshuohuade？womenshinibama，liannijiadoubunengjin？nibiewanglezheihaishiwomensongnidefangchan！”
yufuyilianyanli，“nikankannijintiandouzuoleshenmehaoshi，dangzhongmaqingqingjiuzhanquechaobushuo，haihaidetafashaohundao，nikanninahaiyoubandianjiaoyang？”
原来是说教来的。
yutingtangchixiao：“nimenyangwojitianagenwotanjiaoyang，zijiyoubinghaiganjiwokaiyaofang，woyiqianjinimenlianjiduoleshiba？”
tahaimeibeisongqudaoguanqian，shibeilianggegegedaidade。
fumuganqinghao，zhengtianjiushitianmimidaochulvxing，yinianliyousanbailiushisantianbuzaijia。
gegemenyoutaikaopu，yushitamenjiuxinanlidediranghaiziyanghaizi，zijiledexiaosazizai。
sheizhitamenlingyanglesangqingqinghou，daoshixuehuizuoyiduihegefumule。
yumuzhanqilai，buzantongdao：“tangtang，wozhidaoniduiwomenyouxinjie，kenizenmenengzheiyanggenwomenshuohua？qingqingsuanshinidemeimei，doushiyijiaren，jiubuneng……”
yutingtangdoulandeting，“zheixiehuanimenmeishuoni，wodoutingnile。”
“jirannimenyijingfourenwodeshenfen，neijiubiezaiwomianqianbaifumujiazi，wobuchizheitao！”
congtaxiashandaoxianzai，tamendoumeirangtahuiyujia，ershibataanpaizaizheijiangongyu，ouerxiangqitacaihuiguolaikankan。
现在扯什么一家人。
yufubeitayouyanbujindetaiduqidao，zhangkoujiushuo：“hao，nixianzaichibangyingle！youbenshiyebiezhuwomenjinimaidegongyu，xianzaijiujiwogunchuqu！”
“wokanlileyujianisuanshenme！”
zheishi，meiguandegongyumen“dudu”liangshengbeiqiaoxiangle。
yigedaizheyanjingzhangxiangsiwendejingyingnanzoujinlai，limaodao：
“da**hao，woshiyuzongdetezhuqiliuhai，yuzongtingshuoninhejialinaomaodunle，tedipaiwoguolaijieninqutaneilizhujitian。”
“yiji，xianshenghetaitaigangcaineifanhua，wohuirushizhuangaojiyuzong。”
qitezhukouzhongdeyuzong，shiyuanyujituanxianrenzongcai，yujiazhenzhengdezhangquanren。
yutingtangdedageyuzhaoqing。
weiyuquanlidingfengdezhenzhengguigongzi。
eryufuquebushi“yudongshizhang”，jinjinshi“yuxiansheng”，yijingshuominghenduowenti。
yufuheyumudebiaoqingyixiaxiangshidafandeyanliaopan，shifenjingcai。
yutingtangyouxieyiwai，duonianbulianxi，tahedageguanxikanbimoshengren，tazenmehuibangtachutou？
nandaoshixiangbataguanqilai，yangfeizaizai？
笑死他又不是屠夫。
youmianfeidedatuibubaobaibubao，yutingtangduiqitezhushuoleju“shaodeng”，jinfangshoushixingli。
qitezhuzekanxiangliansenankandeyujiafufu，yijiulimao：“yuzongrangwozhuandaerweiyijuhua。”
yufuweitaixiaba，qiangzhuangzhending，“shenmehua？”
qitezhuweixiao：“yuzongshuo，tazhiyouyigemeimei，xingyubuxingsang。erweiruoshigaobuqingzhuangkuang，keyigaixing，tabuhuijieyi。”