“yutingtang，niyejiuzhangzhezijishiyujiada**，caiganzheimesiwujidandiqifuqingqing，haizaizhibolimatajiuzhanquechao。”
“xianzaihaole，yujiagongkaishengmingzhiyouqingqingyigenver，zheijiushinibugouanfenshoujidedaijia！”
yutingtangetouliuzhexuezuozaishafashang，tingdaoyourenmaziji，naoguaziwengwengde。
xiayimiao，tahunluandedanaoxiangshidadoujiangrideyisheng。
瞬间清醒。
yuanlaitashenchudeshijieshiyibenjiao《wanrenmibeijingquandalaoqiayaohongyanchong》degouxuemalisuxiaoshuo。
tashishulihengxingbadao、renxiangouzengdeedunvpei。
yincongxiaotiruo，dongbudongtuxue，beifumusongqudaoguanyangbing。
meiduojiufumujiushouyangleyigetiexinjiankangdenvhai，yejiushibenshunvzhujiaosangqingqing。
yangzheyangzhe，sangqingqingchengleyujiaqianjin。
eryutingtangzheigezhengpaida**，beiliangzaidaoguanshijinian，wurenwenjin。
tadangranshengqibuman，yushizaizhibozhongdangzhongjiechuansangqingqingyangnvdeshenfen。
sheizhisangqingqingturanyundao，faqilegaoshao。
yutingtangbeifumutongmayidun，gaizhangweiwuguanrendeng。
quanwangqunchao，tabeimameiyougongzhumingyishengongzhubing，fenbuqingzijijijinjiliang，niaodoushiyaguangde！
yutingtang：tiandoutale.jpg
tabulijie，xiangtazheizhongjingchangqilaonainaiguomalu，fulaoyeyechuanghongdengdehaoren，zenmejiugongzhubingle？！
yutingtangbengkuidetaimingxian，zhantamianqiandenanrenlengxiao：
“nixianzaichuledaoqianbingtuichuzheidangzongyiluzhi，meiyouqitaxuanze，shaojiwozhuanglongzuoya。”
yutingtangmozheetoushangkou，kanxiangta。
祁望。
书里的癫公男主。
她的顶流男友。
dingliulianaijizisha，qiwangweiletaxinaidesangqingqing，caibuxihetajiaowang，chuanchufeiwen，rangtaxiyinhuoli。
juqingkongzhixia，yutingtanghaizhuizhetashangleshixiaremenlianzong《lianaiburuzhongdi》，gengshihuoshangjiaoyou。
面对网上粉丝暴怒。
qiwangbugongkaibuchengqingchenmoshijin。
yutingtangaimaaipibeiheichuandixin。
yujiafourentashenfendeshengming，gengshijiletabeiciyiji。
liantaetouzheitiaotoubikou，yeshibaiqiwangsuoci，tajuranhaiyoulianmatabugouanfen？！
yutingtanghuomaosanzhang，congshafashangyiyueerqi，duizhunqiwangfeiqiyijiao：“woqunigexiangjiaoboluoluoxuanmalatou！laihamadoumeinitemewandehua！”
“loutalehainengzaijian，wokannishijiandebunengzaijian！”
“zhihaoleyeladoulidedongxi，nipeijiaowozuoshi？！”
qiwangcubujifangbeitachuaifeichuqu，hounaoshaozhuangqiang，yanmaojinxing。
tabukezhixin：“yutingtang，nigantiwo？！”
“tini，gunainaihaishanni！”yutingtangzhaozhetadelianshangqujiushiliangbazhang！
qiwanglianjiazhangtong，houyachixianxieyaosui，“nifengle？nijiubupawogennifenshou？！”
yutingtangaicanleta，weiletashenmeweiqudouyuanyishou，chulefenshou。
jieguoyutingtangfangebaiyan，“fenshoujiufenshou，haiwo～shi～bu～shi～feng～le～”
“zhenjiutianxiajianhuofenliangzhong，dajianhuohexiaojianhuo，niqiwangduzhansuoyou，haiyiweizijihenqiangshou！”
qiwangbeitayinyangdexiongkouqifulianlian，nubukeedidengzheta。
yutingtangzhizhezijietou：“nizuihaoqidaowobuhuiliuba，fouzegunainaibanizhengkenaodaidoujiningxialai，dangdengzicai！”
shuowan，yutingtangzhijiecongtashenshangcaiguoqu，qishixiongxiongdizouren。
shenmepaohuinvpei，shenmegoupinanzhu！
tayutingtangderenshengzidianlijiusanjuhua：
谁看我不爽就干谁。
谁让我不爽就干谁。
干谁让我爽就干谁！
tahuozheiyibeizi，jiutuyigeganfanbieren，shuangsiziji！
yutingtangzouhou，qiwangwuzhefubuzhanqilai，jiebaidechenshanshangduolegexieyin，junlianheichen。
yutingtangzheimeduita，yidinghuihouhui。
yujiaxianzaiyijingfangqita，yaoshizaishiquta，tadaoyaokankantanashenmeliuzaiyujia。
natatiantianshuoyaoqusongwaimaidediurenjudong。
haishinalianjiantadoubuleyideyujiajixiongdi？
biqiyutingtangzheiyangderen，qingqingkongpacaishitamenxinmuzhongdewanmeimeimei。
qiwanglengxiaoyisheng，“zouzheqiao。”
tadengzhekantahouhuiqiurao。
送外卖丢人？
buhaoyisi，yutingtangyijingsongshangle。
taqizhehuangsexiaodianlvzaishiquneifengchidianche，fengshenghuahua，sudushenzhichaoguolepangbiandefalali。
fengshengjiazazhetadoulishoujididizuoxiangdetixing：
“ninyouxindedianlemedingdan，qingjishijiedanbingpaisongdaozhidingdizhi。”
“您有……”
jieliansansheng，yutingtangkaima：“dianlemedianleme，nikanwoxiangbuxiangdianle？！cuishenmecui，zaicuijichaping！”
**戛然而止。
qiahaojingguotapangbiandejichechezhu：“……woleigechaoxiongqishou。”
yutingtangyilulianchaobaliangpaoche，zongsuanzaizhidingshijiandaodamudedi。
郊区荒废工厂。
limianyinanchaoshi，sanfazhechenmennanwendechouwei。
yigerongyanjingyandenanshengbeibangzaiyizishang，manlianshabai，zuichunganse，yijingelezhengzhengsantian。
jigebangfeizuozaipangbiandakouchirou，dakouhejiu，cunxinburangnanshenghaoguo。
tamenjiushiyaohuoshengshengesita。
yuqizhouchunjiaojinmin，yanqianfahei，naodaizhenzhenyunxuan。
tahaoe，edeweilichouchusuanshuizhimao。
haoxiangchidongxi，napazhishiyiwanbaizhou……
“xiaozi，niyaoguaijiuguaizijimeitouhaotai，jinibadangleerzi，huogaititaxiadiyu。”bangfeihahadaxiao，bajiupingrengzaidishang。
“chushenhaoyoupiyong，zhaoyangjiubuleni！”
yuqizhouyaojinxiachun，yanlitouchuguhenjing，rutonglanggousanfazhehongguangsisidingzhezheixieren。
等他从这里出去……
“da”yisheng，menkouchuanlaijiaobushengyouyuanjijin。
屋里一静。
yigechuanxiaoheiqundaierduotoukuidenvshengzoujinlai，dangzheyiwuzidebangfeimianjuqishouzhongwaimai：“sheidiandedianlemewaimai？qianshouyixia。”
绑匪们面面相觑。
nagechunhuozheimedadan，zheizhongdaojianshangtianxuedeshihouhaigandianwaimai？？
yuqizhouxiangtixingtaganjinpao，houlongquefabuchushengyin。
shoujiyizhizaitixingdingdangukejijiangesi，yutingtangbunaifandizhongfu：“daodisheidiandewaimai？”
bangfeimendunshihahadaxiao：“juransongshangmenlaigepeizangdehahahaha！”
“xiongdimen，batabangqilai，daihuieryikuaierzaile！”
huayingangluo，tamenjiukanjianyutingtangcongwaimaibeibaoli，chouchuyiba……caidao。
她面无表情。
“meiyouyigegukekeyizaiwoshouliesi。”
“dangwolu（haoping）de，douxianqusiyisi。”