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」dianhuaneitou，siyibanjijing。huiguoshenshi，zhitingjianyishengbinglengdenansheng，daizhedianliuchuantouermo。

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wokanzhetakuankuodebeiying，momodizoujinchufang。dakaibingxiangdeneiyike，

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shiwokaolvbuzhou，woxianzaijiuqujininzhongxinzuo。」「bubile。」tazhanqishen，「jintiandewenjian，

nikanguolema？」woganjindiantou：「kanguole。」zuowanmishubadizhiheyiduiwenjianyasuobaoyiqifajilewo，

woaoyekandaolelingchensandian。tasihuduiwodehuidahaisuanmanyi，dianlediantou。「neijiuzouba。」

wogenzaitashenhou，ganjuezijixianggejijiangshangzhanchangdeshibing。zuozaifujiashang，wojinzhangdeshouxinmaohan。

chelideqifenyayidekepa，yanshencongtoudaoweiyijuhuadoumeishuo。zhiyouchezaiyinxiangli，

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tadeshouwanshang，daizheyikuaikanqilaijiujiazhibufeidebaidafeili。zheikuaibiao，sihushitashenshangweiyidezhuangshi。

wozhuyidao，tayougexiguanxingdexiaodongzuo，sikaoshihuiyongshizhiqingqingqiaojifangxiangpan，fachuguilvde「da、da」

sheng。hongdengshi，taturankaikou。「nididi，zainagedaxue？」womeixiangdaotahuituranwenzheige，

lengleyixiacaihuida。「ada，jisuanjixi。」「ada？」tazhongfuleyibian，yuqilidaizheyisiwanwei。

「wojide，adadexuefei，bubianyiba。」woxinliyijin。「hai……haihao。」

womenjiadetiaojianqueshiyiban，chennuodexuefeiheshenghuofei，duiwolaishuoshibuxiaodeyali。

dantawenzheigeshishenmeyisi？shizaianshiwo，weileqianshenmedoukenzuoma？「he。」tayoubushuohuale。

lvdengliangqi，chezizhongxinqidong。zhidaogongsilouxia，tacaizaicikaikou。「jintianxiawu，

yougeheshengyujituandehui。」「ziliaodouzainizuowankandewenjianli。」「huiyijiyao，nilaizuo。」

woxinliyichen。shengyujituan，shichulemingdenanchan。zhiqianzheigexiangmu，genlejigeyuedoumeikenxialai。

xianzairangwoyigexinrenzhuliquzuohuiyijiyao？zheibubaimingleshixiangrangwochuchouma？「zenme，youwenti？」

tajianwomeifanying，pianguotoukanwo。woyingshangtademuguang，yaoleyaotou。「meiwenti，yanzong。」wozhidao，

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「xiangyaowomenshengyudiantou，kongpahaidezaijiadianchengyi。」yanshenmianwubiaoqing，shouzhizaizhuomianshangqingqingqiaoji。

「lizongjuede，shenmeyangdecaijiaoyouchengyi？」lizongdemuguang，buzhehenjidicongwoshenshangsaoguo。「biru，

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「buguo，womenfangandechengyi，douzaizheixieshujuli。」wojiangshoulidepingbandiannaozhuanxianglizong，

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「zhiyuhejiu，buruwolaipeilizonghe，ruhe？」lizongdelianse，shunjianbiandebizhuganhainankan。

tanaliganzhenderangyanshenpeitahejiu。zhenggeshangquansheibuzhidao，yanshenzheigeren，xinuwuchang，shouduanhenli。

dezuileta，wuyiyuzixunsilu。「yanzongshuoxiaole，shuoxiaole。」lizongcalecaetoudehan，

taidulimayibaibashidudazhuanwan。「fanganwomenzaiyanjiuyanjiu，yanjiuyanjiu。」yichangmeiyouxiaoyandezhanzheng，

jiuzheimebeiyanshenqingmiaodanxiedihuajiele。huiyijieshuhou，wogenzaiyanshenshenhou，xinqingfuza。tagangcai，

suanshizaiweiwojieweima？keweishenme？diantili，zhiyouwomenlianggeren。mibidekongjianli，

tashenshanghaowendemuzhixiangqi，wukongburudibaoweizhewo。wojinzhangdelianhuxidoufangqingle。

「jintianbiaoxiandebucuo。」taturankaikou。wolengleyixia，caifanyingguolaitashizaikuawo。

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「xiacizairangwofaxianniyongwodebeizi，」tadunledun，bochuntuchulianggezi，「kouqian。」wo：「……」

wokanzhetazoujinbangongshidebeiying，zaiditoukankanzijishoulidebeizi。zheibujiushigongsitongyifadema？

gentaneige，mingmingyimoyiyanga！zheigenanren，zhenshiyuelaiyuerangrenkanbudongle。buguo，

youyidianwokeyiqueding。tasihu，meiyouwoxiangxiangzhongneimehuai。zhishao，tagangcaihuzhewodeyangzi，youdianshuai。

wozhenghusiluanxiangzhe，shoujituranxiangle。shichennuodalaide。woganjinzoudaoloutijianjietong。「jie，

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chuanlaitaxinggaocailie、zhongqishizudeshengyin。worenbuzhuxiaole。「shuai，wodichuanshenmedoushuai。」「neibixude！

duilejie，nishenmeshihouyoukonga？womentongxueshuoyaoqingwochifan，xiangrangniyeyiqilai。」「tamendouxiangkankan，

shihefangshensheng，bawozheige『xiaoguaiguai』yangdezheimehao。」wolianshangdexiaorong，shunjianninggule。

woganjuebeihouyouyidaoyinlengdemuguang，zhengsisididingzhewo。wojiangyingdizhuanguoshen。zhijianyanshenbuzhiheshi，

jiuzhanzaiwoshenhoubuyuanchu。tashoulinazheyifenwenjian，lianseheidenengdichushuilai。wodedianhua，haikaizhemianti。

04「jie？jie？nizenmebushuohuale？」chennuodeshengyinhaizaidianhualirangrang。woshouyidou，

zhijieguaduanledianhua。wanle。babiqle。zheixiashitiaojinhuangheyexibuqingle。

wokanzheyanshenyibubuxiangwozoulai，ganjuezijijiuxiangzhenbanshangdeyu。「kanlai，nihenineige『xiaoguaiguai』，

ganqinghenhaoa。」tazoudaowomianqian，shengyinlitingbuchuxinu。「liantadetongxuedouyaojianni。」woyukuwulei。

「yanzong，nintingwojieshi……」「jieshi？」tatiaoletiaomei，「jieshishenme？」「jieshinimenbushizaitongju，

haishijieshitabushiniyangdexiaobailian？」tadehua，xiangyibabadaozi，zhadewoxinkoushengteng。

wokeyirenshoutaduiwoyizhiqishi，danwobunengrongrentazheimewuruwodejiaren。wozuanjinquantou，

guqiyongqitaiqitou，zhishizhetadeyanjing。「yanzong，qingninfangzunzhongyidian。」「tashiwodidi，qindidi。」

「womenzhijiandeguanxi，henchunjie。」zheishiwodiyici，yongzheimeqiangyingdeyuqigentashuohua。

tasihuyeyouxieyiwai，weiweimiqileyanjing。「chunjie？」talengxiaoyisheng，turanshenshou，niezhulewodexiaba。

tadeliqihenda，wotengdedaoxiyikouliangqi。「chenxi，nidangwosansuixiaohaima？」「shenmeyangdejiedi，

huiyong『xiaoguaiguai』zheizhongchenghu？」「shenmeyangdejiedi，huitaolun『taobujinqu』、『tong』zheizhonghuati？」

tadelian，liwoyuelaiyuejin。woshenzhinengkanqingtayanzhong，haobuyanshidebiyiheyane。wodexin，chediliangle。

yuanlai，zaitaxinli，wojiushizheimeyigebuzhilianchi、sishenghuohunluandenvren。yanlei，

buzhengqidizaiyankuanglidazhuan。danwoqiangrenzhe，burangtadiaoxialai。「xinbuxinyouni。」wobieguolian，

buxiangzaikanta。taniezhewoxiabadeshou，gengyonglile。jiuzaiwoyiweiwodexiabayaobeitaniesuideshihou，

taqueturansongkaileshou。tahoutuiyibu，yongyizhongkanlajiyiyangdeyanshenkanzhewo。

「bierangwozaitingdaozheixieluanqibazaodeshi。」「guanhaonideren，yeguanhaoniziji。」「buran，

wobujieyirangnimenyiqi，congashixiaoshi。」shuowan，tazhuanshenjiuzou，liuxiayigelengmodebeiying。

**zaiqiangshang，hunshendeliqixiangshibeichouganle。weiqu，fennu，haiyouyisishuobuqingdeshiwang，

qiqiyongshangxintou。wobuzhidaozijizailoutijianzhanleduojiu。zhidaotuidoumale，wocaituozhechenzhongdebufa，

huidaogongwei。gangzuoxia，neixiandianhuayouxiangle。haishiyanshen。wobilebiyan，renmingdijieqi。「shanglai。」

yijiushiminglingdeyuqi。wozoujinzongcaibangongshi，tazhengzhanzailuodichuangqian，kanzhewaimiandeyejing。「yanzong，

ninzhaowo？」tameiyouhuitou。「jinwanyougejiuhui，nigenwoyiqiqu。」「wo……」wobuxiangqu。

woyidianyebuxiangzaihetadaizaitongyigekongjianli。「zheishigongzuo。」tadaduanlewodehua，yuqiburongzhiyi。

「yifu，woyijingrangrenzhunbeihaole。」tazhilezhishafashangdeyigelifudai。wohainengshuoshenmeni？

tashilaoban，woshiyuangong。womeiyoujujuedequanli。banxiaoshihou，wohuanhaolifu，congxiuxishilizouchulai。

neishiyitiaoheisedemoxiongzhangqun，shejihenjiandan，quewanmeidigoulechulewodeshencai。jingzilidewo，

kanqilaimoshengyoushuxi。woshenxiyikouqi，zoulechuqu。yanshenyijingdengzaiwaimianle。kandaowodeshihou，

tadeyanzhong，sihushanguoyisijingyan。danhenkuai，jiubeiyiguandebinglengsuoqudai。tashenmeyemeishuo，

zhishichaowoshenchuleshoubei。woyouyuleyixia，haishijiangshou，qingqingdidaleshangqu。tadeshoubei，henjieshi。

gezhebobodexizhuangliaozi，wonengganshoudaotashenshangchuanlaideredu。wodexin，meilaiyoudiloutiaoleyipai。

05jiuhuishezaiyijiawuxingjijiudiandedinglouyanhuiting。yixiangbinying，gongchoujiaocuo。wogenzaiyanshenshenbian，

ganjuezijixianggewurushangliushehuidehuiguniang。taxianranshizheilidejiaodian。buduanyourenshangqianlaigentadazhaohu，

jingjiu。tayingfudeyourenyouyu，quanchengbaochizheshuliyoukeqideweixiao。erwo，

jiuchengletashenbianzuiwanmeidebeijingban。「yanzong，zheiweishi？」yigedafubianbiandezhongniannanren，

duanzhejiubeizouleguolai，muguangzaiwoshenshangsiwujidandidaliang。「wodezhuli，chenxi。」yanshendandandijieshao。

「e？chenzhulia，nianqingyouwei，nianqingyouweia！」nanrenxiaodeyilianweisuo，chaowojulejubei。「lai，

chenzhuli，wojingniyibei。」wogangxiangkaikoushuowobuhuihejiu。yanshenquexianwoyibu，

naguolewoshoulidexiangbinbei。「tajiujingguomin。」tatiwodangxialeneibeijiu，yiyinerjin。ranhou，

tajiangkongjiubeifangzailuguodeshiyingshengdetuopanshang，kanzheneigenanren，yanshenlengdexiangbing。「wangzong，woderen，

hailunbudaonilaijingjiu。」neigewangzongdelian，shunjianzhangchenglezhuganse。tameixiangdaoyanshenhuizheimebujitamianzi。

dantayoubuganfazuo，zhinengshanshandixiaolexiao，huiliuliudizoule。wokanzheyanshendecelian，xinliwuweizachen。

tazaiyici，weihulewo。ketamingmingneimetaoyanwo，neimekanbuqiwo。weishenmeyaozheimezuo？「kangoule？」

taturanpianguotou，duishangwodeshixian。woheleyitiao，ganjindixiatou。「mei……meiyou。」

「lianzenmezheimehong？」tadeshou，turanfushanglewodelianjia。tadezhangxinhentang，tangdewoyigeduosuo。

「shibushifashaole？」tademeitou，weiweizhouqi。wozheicaiganjuedao，zijiqueshiyoudiantouyun，hunshenfatang。