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chenglaodadakaileyuanmen，liudalanchezhetazoujinleyuanzilimian，yuanzilimianshihouhoudejixue，kanzhenengmeiguorendexigai，zhiyoubeirencaichulaidejitiaoxiaozhailu，yikanjiuzhidaofangzidezhurenconglaibushoushiyuanzi，shazixinxiang，zhuzaizheiliderenyinggaihenlanba。

yijinyuanmen，zuoshoubianshiyidongpojiudeaifangzi，ganjueqijidafengjiunengbazheizuofangzicuihui，zhengqianfangshiyigegaochuyidiandelaojiuzhengfang，jibushizhuanfangyebushiwafang，danshikanqilaizheigefangzidefanglingyinggaihengaole，buzhidaoshizhuleduoshaoniandejiufangzilecaiyouxianzaizheifanmoyang，hezhengfangbingpaiaizheyouyigexiaoaifang，kanzhejianlouchengduyinggaishifangzawude。

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shazizaixiandaishiyigechusedejianzhushejishi，tayouhenduodechengmingzuopin，tahaihenshaojiandaozheiyangdegeju，jinwujiushiyigechufang，waimiandefangmenzhengduizhelimiandeyishanmen，shazimuceleyixia，lianggemenshizhengduizhezhe，lianyigongfendoumeiyoucuokai，chufangdedimiandoushitudi，kanbaisheyoudianlengguolengzaodeyisi，ganjueshibuzenmeqihuozuofan。

taganjuebudaowuzilimiandelengre，danshimingxiannengbiwaimianhaohenduo，zenmeshuozheifangzizaipo，yenengfangfengya。

liudalangenbenbukanshazi，zhuaikaifangmenzhengduizhedezheishanmenjiubashazijituilejinqu，shazixinliyihuang，buzhidaolimiandengzhetadeshishenme，tahunshendoudongjiangyingle，tuihenbushoushididiezailedimianshang，jiuzaitajinghunweidingdeshihou，menjiubeicongwaimianguanshangle，tanengtingjianliudalanyongdongxizaimenwaibamenjidingshangle，tatiaojianfansheyiyangdizhuanshenwangwaipao，tayituimen，fangmenyijingbeidingdesisidele，tagenbentuibudong。

shazizhidaozijiyijingpaobuchuqule，jiuzhihaotiezhemenzhanzaiyuandiguanchawuzilimiandeqingkuang，haihaolimianmeiyouren，zuoshoubianshiyigefangzhuozi，zheigefangjianhechufangyiqiangzhige，zheigezhuozijiushitiezhezheimianqiangfangzhede，zhuozipangbianzhiyouyigemudengzi，zhuozihedengzidelaojiuchengdushidajiawufaxiangxiangde，yansedoufahuifahei，shizuiputongdeyangmuzuode，gujiyonglebuxiasanshinian，zhuozishangmianchuleyigeshuihuheyigeheshuidebeizijiushenmedoumeiyoule。

tiezhezuizuobiandeneimianqiangbaileyizhangmuchuang，zuijianyideneizhong，shazimuceleyixiayimikuan，keyiquedingzheilizhishenghuoleyigeren，wuzilimianhaiyouyigepojuzi，haishijumenguanbuyandeneizhongpojuzi，kaozaiyoubiandeqiangshangdezuilibian，juzidecemianjintiezheshazizhengqianfangdeneimianqiang，shuobaile，juzijiushibaizailejiaoluoli，jumenchaozhechuangdefangxiang。

zhengqianfangdezheimianqiangyouyishanchuanghu，jiaruzheishiyigezhengfangdehua，zheichuanghuyinggaishichaobeide，chufangzainan，wofangzaibei，bushihenhaodehuxing。

tabaerduotiezailemenshang，tingtingwaimiandeshengyin，tazhidaochenglaodaheliudalanjiuzaichufanglimian，yilushangtamenlianggeshuohuaconglaibubeizheshazi，shazixiangyinggaishentideyuanzhuxiantianshigeshazi，shishatouleneizhong，pingshiyinggaishenmedoutingbudong，yinweitameiyouyidianshazidejiyi。

shaziyitinglianggerenfanlaifuqushuodedoushineijiju，jiushichengfenghuilaigaizenmeshuotaheshazichengqindeshiqing。

tajiaobuqingqingdizoudaoduimiandechuanghugenqian，chuanghubushihenda，buzuliangpingfangmidedaxiao，tashizhexiangdakaichuangzikankannengbunengzhaojihuitaozou，tuilejixiazhihoufaxianchuanghushiniside，zhuaibukai，yinggaishiweileguodongteyibachuanghujifengshangde。

jiushichuangzidakaile，zheidaxuetian，tabuzhidaofangxiang，yebuzhidaozijinengtaodaonaliqu，tazheishenpolanbukandeyifu，gujichuqubantianjiuhuidongsizaiwaimian。

shijianyifenyimiaodiguoqu，buzhidaodengzhezijidehuishishenme，dengdeshijianyuejiutadexinliyuehuang，tadechujingjiuhaobiyigechengshinvhaibeimaidaolepianyuandeluohoushancun，duomeichuduo，zangmeichuzang，zaizheizhongbingtianxuedidejijielixiangyaozijiushihennande，tabuzhidaogaizhaosheibangmangzijiu。

yizhuanghunshidoubeiwuliangyinzijibaobanle，zheizhongjiaoyizaishazideyanlishifeifade，danshiyoushuominglezheilideluohouheheian。

chengfengshichenglaodadedidi，chenglaodakanzhejiudeyousishiduole，shazixiang，chengfengdesuishugujiyebunengxiaole，tazaiwuzilimianzuobuganzuo，zhanbuganzhan，zoudongjiugengbuganle，tapazijinongchudianshengyinbaneigeliudalanjizhaojinlai，yushitaxuanzelezuozaidengzishang。

dengdewufeishichengfenghuilai，kankanchengfengxiangzenmejiejuetazheigeshazi，tuihuiqudekenengxingzuida，yinweichengfengyouyigehaolehaoxieniandeguniangmingjiaojuanzi。

yigerenyaoshiyinweiyigezhengchangdeguniangfangqiyigeshazinenglijieta，yaoshiyinweiyigeshazifangqizijixihuandeguniang，neishiyoubeichangli。

zaishuoyigezhengchangren，jiushiningkedayibeizideguanggunyebuhuiquyigeshazide。

shijianguodeyuejiu，shaziganjuewuzilimiandewenduyuedi，taxianzaiyijinghunshendaqiduosuolaile，zheiyidingshizaiwaimiandonglehenjiu，yijingdongdetouxinliangle，taxiangshazishentideyuanzhuyinggaijiushidongsizaizhuquanlide。

taxuezhechenglaodadeyangzibashoujiaochashenjinxiuzilimianqunuan，danshitazijishenshangdezheijianpomianyitaixiaole，shouwanjiaowandouluzaiwaimian，xiukouhenxi，tadeshoushangyinweidoushidongchuangsuoyikanqilaihenda，hennanshenjinneixixidexiukou。

tayinweijinzhangyizhizaidaliangzhouweidehuanjing，haimeilaidejikanziji，dangtaditoukanleyiyanzijideshouhexiuzi，caifaxian，shoushangdedongchuanghenyanzhong，shouxinshoubei，shouzhishouzhiyadoushiheide，zhaobudaoyidingdianganjingdedifang，xiuziyijingheidekanbuchuyuanbendeyansehetuanle，shangmianhaizhanzhehenduozangxixidedongxi。

zaikankanzijimianaodeqiandajin，yeshiyiyangdehei，yaoshiyongshenmedongxiguayixia，gujinengguaxialaiyijinzangdongxi。

miankuyeshiyiyangdexiao，yiyangdezang，henduodifangdouguachulekouzi，limiandemianhuadoufanlechulai。

taxinxiang，zheiyetaicanledianleba。

tashenchuzijidongjiangdeshou，zaizijidetoushangmolemo，doushizhuquanlimiandegancaoyezi，toufadouzhanzaiyiqi，dazhejie，juzhedan，tayongshoutonglejixia，genbenmeiyoutongkai，yushitajiutingxialezheigezuoleyebuqizuoyongdedongzuo，tacaixiang，shentideyuanzhuqimaliangnianmeiliguotoufale。

tashenchuzangxixideshou，qingqingdichumoleyibazijilian，lianshangdoujiejiale，yinggaishiheshoushangyiyangdedongchuang，suiranmeiyoujingzi，zhaobujianzheizhanglian，danshitayenengzhidao，zheilianyinggaiheshouyiyangdezang。

tagezihenxiao，renyehenshou，jiushiyibashougutou，tayebuzhidaoshentideyuanzhushijisui，henduoshiqingtabuganduoxiang，tazuigaixiangdeshiyihuitayinggaizenmetaopaobaozhuzijidezheitiaoxingming。

buzhidaoguoleduojiu，yuanbenmeiyoushengyindechufang，turanyouzaicixiangqileshengyin。

“nimenzenmelaile。”，zheigeshiyigenanrendeshengyin，hendichen，tingbuchunianling。

zheishiliudalanxiaozheshuo：“wohenigegejintianguolaizhaoniyoushiyaoshuo。”

“shenmeshi？henzhongyaoma？zenmebudengwoyihuiguoquchifandeshihouzaishuo？”，xianzaishazikeyikendingle，chengfenghuilaile，shuohuadezheigenanrenjiushichengfeng。

haimeidengliudalanhechenglaodakaikoushuohua，zheigerenjiuyoukaikoule：“jinwuba，zheimenshizenmehuishi，dingzhezuoshenme？”，ranhoujiutingjiangunbangdaodideshengyin，suihoumengazhiyishengbeilakaile，shazixinliyijinshuangshoujinjindizuanchenglequantou。

shazishibeiduizhezhuozi，lianchaozhechuangzizuozhede，tamengdibalianzhuanxiangyouce，kanjinlaideshishenmeren，tabutingdiyangshiyangshizaiyangshi，jinlaiderenshengaodeyouyimijiu，zheiyinggaibushichengfengba，tagegechenlaodadeshengaodingduoyimiqi，zheinengshixiongdima？

kanzhezheixiantiaomingxiandexiabagengshirangshazidanhan，zheiyangdexiabahebanjiedecelianyikanjiushigehenren，buhaore，rebuqideneizhong，hewowonangnangdechenglaodayebuxiangya。

chengfengceshenchaozhezhuozi，lengzailedangchang，tadebenyishixiangnabeizihedianshui，danshimeixiangdaozaizijidejialikanjianlelijiadeshazi。

tazhuanshenkanzheshenhoudageheliudalan：“tazenmezaiwojia？”

tadagehedasaohaimeiyoujinlaiwuni，tadasaoyongshouduileyixiamentoubuyudechenglaodashuo：“dangjiade，nihefengzishuoshuozenmehuishi。”

chengfengdeshengaoyoudiangao，zhanzaizheiyangaixiaodewuzilimian，bayuanbenjiubudadewuzixiandejiugengxiaole，tazoudaochuangbian，bameidiedebeiziwanglituileyiba，jiuzhijiezuozailechuangpushang。

takanzhezijimenbuzuoshengdegegejiuzhidaoshiyoushenmeshiqing，tabatoushangdegoupimaoziyizhai，rengdaolechuangshang，shenshangkanzhehenchendedayiyemeiyoutuo，ranhoudengzhezijidegegehesaozishuohua。

chenglaodaduizheshenbiandeliudalanshuo：“nibashiqinghefengzishuoyixiaba。”

liudalankuzhedelianjichuleyixiexiaolianshuo：“fengziya，nizheinianlingyebuxiaole，wohenigegexiang，nideqinshiyebunengzaifangle，suoyiwokanshazibucuo，jiu......jiu......”

liudalankanlehaojiyanchenglaoda，yonggebozhouchuta，tayebuzhisheng，tazhihaoxinyihengshuo：“wohenigekanshazibucuo，jiubalijiashazishuohuilaijinidangxifule。”