我说巧合,你信吗番茄的老咸鱼-著

小说简介

fanqiedelaoxianyuchuangzuode《woshuoqiaohe,nixinma》wenbiliuchang，gushijingcai，wenzhongdezhangdongxuwanqingdougexingshizu，meiyibidoudaibiaolefanqiedelaoxianyudechuangzuonenglihesixiang，feichangzhideyikan，《woshuoqiaohe,nixinma》zhuyaojiangdeshi：“zheijiuguofenlea，woyemeijianguozhenmeidao，jiudirenyidengma？zhuboyuanxianwoburenshibupingjia，danshirenjiaxianzai……

精彩章节

“zheizhendeshiyigemingxingma？zheizhibojianlajiyetailipuleba？”

“hukabuyongzheizhongshouduanboliuliang，haizenmezhuanqian？qiafanma，buhanchen。”

“kanzhezenmezheimejiani？buhuiyoushishenmegongsizidaoziyandeba？wojintianhaikanjianyigezhuboweileboliuliang，zidaoziyanzaiyiyuanlishuyebeimoshengrenzhijiebadiaozhentouchadaolechunjingshuishuitongli。”

“queshi，xianzaiderenweileliuliangzhendesangxinbingkuang！nikankanzhibolichuxiandeneixieqianshan，kanzhegenzhendeyiyang，haiyouneixiejingcha，zhenbuxiangyande，youzheiyanjipaidianyingbuxiangma？lipu！”

“kee！jiushizheigehukajidiaolewojiagegederesoua？tazhengaisia！jiemeimen，quweibochongleta！”

“同去！同去！”

zheixiedoushiyixiepianjide，duiwangshangshenmeshidouchihuaiyitaidudewangyou，

haiyouneijiweimaileresoubeizhangdongzhibojijidiaoresouxiaoxianroumendefensimendebumanfenkaizhici。

erneixiequanchengguanzhuzhibodeshuiyoumen，ziranzhidaozheijueduibushiyande，yinweihenduorendouzaiguankanzhibodeshihou，dachenglerenshengdiyicibodabaojingdianhuadechengjiu。

没错！

zhangdongshitamenyiqijubaode。

“nimenzheixierendeyanjingbuyong，wanquankeyijuandiaole，yanshenme？qizhongyigebaojingdianhuajiushilaozidade！”

“jiushi，zhenjiushicunwangtong？resoudiyitiaokanbujian？shenmejiaodaxianglepolanwangfanfudediyiqiangdongbudongshenmeyisi？zheiyijingshiyiqijingtiandongdidefanfuanjianle！haizaineilinijiagegeni，nijiagegejizhangdongca**doumeizige！”

“shuodehao！renjiazaihuka，zaiboliuliang，jieguoyeshiweizanmenrenminqunzhongzuolegongxian，zhishaojiuchuleyigedatanguan！wojiajiuzaixingfuxiaoqugebi，diyishouxiaoxi，neibiandefangziyuanlaishiyigedatanguandelaopodebiaojiedeerzideqijiulaoyemingyizuxiade，xianzaishuntengmogua，zhijiejiushibachuluobudaichuni！”

“si！wodangshikanzhibojiuzhidaozheimejudadesheanjinejueduiyaochudawenti，zhangdonghaoyangde，weiminchuhaileshushishi！”

“duibuqizanmenjiagegele，dajinerqi，wotuofenle，woxuanbuwodexinouxiangshihukazhangdong！dongge！woyaojinichuanhunsha！woyaojinishenghouzi！zhiyaonixiacijianlajidaishangwojiuxing！”

“pei！**，nizheishifenzhangdongni？nibushichanrenjiazhangdongdeshenzi，jiushichantajianlajideyunqi！haixiangzheyejinizaijianzuoxianjinzhangchenghuilaini？xiangpichini！”

“buxingle，woyaoxiaosile，zhiyouwoguanzhuzheishizhangdongzheigehukadiercibeiqingqujingjuhechalema？”

“hukabuhukadebuzhidao，fanzhenghechatianzundeshengedoukuaiyaoningjule。”

“shentemehechatianzun！nishizhendexiu！”

……

chulezheixierenkanrenaobuxianshidaderenwai，

haiyouyixiesiweibijiaotiaoyuederen，zhuyidaoleyixietebiededifang。

“budebushuo，zuoweiyige**fuyezhubo，zhangdongshizhennanren，fanzhengyaoshihuanlewo，zaineizhongjuejinqianyouhuoxia，woshijueduididangbuzhuneizhongkaoyande，zhijieguanlezhibo，fangdongjiuwoguniangyoubuzai，sheinengzhidaowobanzoulejixiangzixianjin？”

“queshi，renxingdoushijingbuqikaoyande，nixianzaihaimeibeipan，zhishirenjiajidechoumahaibugouduobale。”

“zuikepadeshi，nimenshuozheimeduodexianjinzangkuan，haiyouneibagecunzhe，zheizhongdatanguan，zheiyangdelaopoxiaotabuhuizhizuleyitaoba？xisijikong！”

“@renrenribao，jianyiyancha！quandoushiminzhimingaoa！yaobuyaoxuexuezhuyuanzhangdalao？”

“@renrenribao，zheimefeideyitiaozhuchong，kebunengzaigaogaojuqi，qingqingfangxiale，zheibianjianyiqiangbiyibaiciba。”

“@renrenribao，zheibudejirenjiazhangdongduojianglidian？takeshidagongchena，jianmianfenyiban？（goutoubaoming）”

yichangguanyutanguanfanfudetaolunhuati，jingranyesuizhezhangdongdezheiyiciqipazhibo，

逐渐开始火了起来。

erqieyinwei@renrenribaoderenyuelaiyueduo，

renrenribaoyezhongyuzaobuzhule，zhijiezhanlechulai，xianshifanshouzhuanfalezhangdongdexiangguanhuati，

ranhouhailianfahaojitiaoguanxuan，biaoshijueduibuhuifangguorenheyitiaozhuchong，shenzhihaigaoduzanyanglezhangdongshijinbumeideyouxiujingshen。

zhei“shijinbumei”sigezishenzhirangshuiyoumenjiwanhuaile，

zhiyanbushibumei，shiwanquanbugandong！

fanzhengzheiyibo，gengshidaozhizhangdongdezhiboredujinyibukaishilebiaosheng。

一时之间。

yuanbendehukamingxingzhangdong，jingranyizheizhongxingshi，zaiwangluoshanghuoleqilai，

xuduotayuanlaidefensi、lurendengdeng，douzhijiedunshouzaitadezhibojianli，

quandouyanbabadengzhetadexiayicikaibo。

……

此时。

gangzujianlexingongsideyujielaobanxuwanqing，zhengzuozaizijidebangongshili，

qiaozheneishuangguozheheisidedazhangtui，bimuyangshen。

zhangdongdejingjirenwangjie，qiaoleqiaobangongshidemenjiuzoulejinlai。

“zanmengongsineixiexinrenxiaoxianroude**fuyezhiboshujuzenmeyangle？”

xuwanqingyiranbizheyanjingwendao。

zheicizijiguanxuantuichujiaxinggongsi，keweishibeishuiyizhan，duiyuzheiyidangzitianmaxingkongdezhibolanmu，takansiyundanfengqing，qishihaishihenzhongshide。

“e……dabufenxiaoxianroumendoutingzhongguizhongjude，yibanyishangderenhaizainulizhibo，meiyouxiaxian。”

“tamenyoudequ**baoan，youdejingranhaihuikaiwajueji，youdesongwaimai，youdequbaitanmaicuipikaochang，youdequmanzhannvzhuangcosyao……”

“reduhaisuanbucuo，tebieshinvzhuangde，redukeyishuoyiqijuechen，yindehenduoqumofang。”

wangjiepieleyiyanzijishouzhongdeshujutongjiwendang，weidubazhangdongdezhibojianjiloule，

yebuzhidaoshiguyidehaishibuxiaoxinde。

“fanzhengqingkuangkanzhehaixing，genzanmenqianqidediaoyandeshichangqianjingdachabucha，xianzaijiushizhibodeshidaile，gaoyulegongsideguannianqueshiyaobianyibianle。”

xuwanqingtinglejingjirenwangjiedehuibao，zuijiaoyiqiao，zhongyumanyidixiaoleqilai。

“neishuomingzanmenderesoumeibaimai！wozaogennishuoguo，youxieqiangaihuahaishibixudehuade，

shebudehaizi，taobuzhelang，nidangchuhaifanduilaizhe，gejuyaodakaiaqianqian，zanmenzujianxingongsi，jiushiyaozuodazuoqiang，zaichuanghuihuang！rangjiaxingzhidao，womencaishizuiqiangde！”

wangjietingzhexuwanqingdezheiyifanhua，liansedunshibiandejiqijingcai，

zheiresouhaizhenshinimaide？

好家伙！

nishuonimaitayoushayonga？

**doumeizuoreni，zhijiebeizhangdongzheigehukajiganxiaqule！

这就是人傻钱多吗？

造孽啊！

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