第2章 张冬捡垃圾技能精通

yaobushiyujielaobangentadebaobiaomenjiuzaiyanqian,

zhangdongchadianjiukaixinditiaoqilaile!

金手指到账!

liangnianbanhedong!liangnianbanhexi!moqihukaqiong!

“woxuaner!”zhangdongzhijiechaozheyujielaobanhandao,

“xing!nikaixinjiuhao,zhuni**zhiboyukuai,yifeichongtian,danshizhangdong!jizhuqianwanbiejiwozhibobojingjuqujiuxing!”

yujielaobanshuowanjiudaizhebaobiaoshanglelaosilaisikulinan,juechenerqu。

“fangxin,woyoubushiyoushenmedabing!weishenmeyaozhengtianqujingjuhecha?neiliyouwodejiahaishizenmezhe?”

erzhangdongnaohaizhongmodeganqingdejixieshengjixuxiangqi:

【**fuyexitongmeirikechouquyigejineng,zhudadejiushibangzhusuzhunuliquzuofuye!qutiyanrenshengbaitai,qugangezhongzhiye!nulitigaoyanji!】

【jinengkujinengbaoluowanxiang,zhiyouxiangbudao,meiyouchoubudao!】

【jinrisuijijinengchoujiang:gongxisuzhuhuodejianlajijinengjingtong!】

【beizhu:chuanyuezheyebunengbulaoerhuo,ganshenmedoubunenghaogaowuyuan,shenmechenggongdoulibukaishenghuoyanhuoqidejidianheduishijiedeguancha,erjianlajiyeshiyixiangdezhitimeilaoquanmianfazhandetujingzhiyi!】

【nikeyishishijujuetiyanzheixiang**,danshibenxitongbujianyinishishi。】

“???”

“jian……jianlajijingtong?”

“不建议我试试?”

张冬真的震惊了,

“nizheixitongbushishifenbuduijing,shishierfen!”

“gadiaodeshilanxingdezhangdong,guanwodiqiurenzhangdongshenmeshi?”

“woshishijiushishi!zenmeyanga?nengrangwohuaiyunmie?ganbuganbawosonghuiqua**!”

suiranxitongmeiyoushuobuwanchengjianlajizheifuyehuizenmeyang,

danshizhangdongyezhinengzuiyingyixia,

tahuaiyizheigejianyi,jiuxiangshizijiduyanqijianhenduodaoshidejianyiyiyang:

“wojianyinizheigejiaqihaishiliuzaixuexiaoduozuozuoshiyan,wojianyinizheigelunwenzaixiugaiyixia……”

jiandanzhibailaijiangjiushi:yidingyaotingquanahaizi,yaoburanhuisi!

“bujiushijianlajima!sheipashei?”

“wohaiyaojianchugeju!jianchuqishi!jianchuyigehuhushengwei!jianchuyigeyiriqianli!jianchuyigehuangrugeshi!”

“bujiushikaizhibojianlajima!zuofuye!wokeshizhuanyede!”

zhangdongshuangquanjinwoyaoyaqiechideshuodao。

……

suizhezhangdongzhibodekaiqi,doushazhibopingtaishangqiaoranchuxianleyigemingwei【meitianyigexinzhiye,tiyanrenshengbaitai】dezhibojian,

kaiqijianlajijinengjingtong,

jinruzhuangtaidezhangdongyanshenwanruyingsunbanxili,

tebieshitajianbangshangkangzhedeyigexiezhedada【niaosu】lianggezideshepidai,

jinxianyiweizhongliangjilajilaodezhuanyefengfan!

eryinweizheigepingxingshijieweibogendoushafensihutongdeyuanyin,tazheiyikaibo,

pingtaijiuhuizhudongjiguanzhuzhangdongdefensituisongzhibokaiqitongzhi。

danshiyinweizhangdongshigehuka,guanzhutadefensiyuelaiyueshao,suoyizuoweiyigexinrenzhubo,jiusuanshifensituisong,

cishizhibojianlihaishilenglengqingqing,yejiuyixielurensanlianggehaoqimiaojianlezhibojianbiaotidianjinlaikankan。

“zhuboqingwenninshiganshenmegongzuode?”

“meikanjiandaizishangneimexianyanlianggedazima?zhubokendingshiyiweiniaosusoujiaihaozhe!”

“aduiduidui!laoziziniyilian!shentemeniaosusoujiaihaozhe!meiwenhuazhenkepa!niaosudaizilajilaozhuanshuhaobuhao,zhubomingxianjiushijianlaji。”

“xiexienimengguren!buranwohaiyizhimengzaigulini!”

“kuaidianlai!zheilizhuazhuyigelaoshiren!”

“laoshirenzainali?qiezaiyangguangguohuiyezonghuipiaolingbanshen,zhihenweifengmingzhu,laoshirenruobuqi,qieyuanbaiweixianggong!”

“……”

zhibojianlicaijigeren,danmuyenengchaofeiqilai,zhangdongkanlejiyan,jiujuedechaodaotayanjingle,xunsihaishiyuanshennongrangzheixiejiahuochidetaibaole。

tacishikegubushanggenshuiyouchedan,yinweikaiqilejianlajijinengjingtongzhihou,

suishidouyouzhiqiandelajizuobiao,jingzhundefuxianzaitadenaohaili。

【suzhuliudianzhongfangxiang,kehuishoulajitongnei,youhuo!qingjiasu,nanbeiyouliangweiyoulijingzhengzhejijiangdaodazhanchang!】

zhangdongwenyanlikedongrutuotu,

“sou”deyixiajiucuandaoleneigelajitongqian,shunlijiangsangejianlibaoyilaguangenyigekuangquanshuipingnaxia,

ranhouyiyizhongxingyunliushuibandeshuliandongzuo,yijiaoyigejiangyilaguancaibian,

ningkaikuangquanshuipinggai,yeyijiaocaibian,ranhouyiyidiujinzijideniaosudaizihou,

nanbeiliangweitongxingcaishanshanlaichi,jiandaocichuwuziyibeirendelexianshou,zhinengyaoleyaotoutanxiyisheng,zhuanshenchaozhebiechuzouqu。

erzhibojianliyuanbenkanrenaoshunbianwuliaodouzuideshuiyoumenkanzhezhangdongshizhandezheiyimu,

顿时都乐出了声,

“haojiahuo!zhubohaizhenbushibiaotidang!zheishuliandilingrenxintengdeyitaolianzhao,meiyousannianyishangjianlajigongzuojingyan,jueduizuobudaorucisihua!”

“sheishuobushini!zhubozhangzheimeshuai,mingmingkeyikaolianchifan,queyiranrucijiediqi,guanzhuyiboxian。”

“dengyixia!dengyixia!zheizhubozenmekanzhezheimeyanshuni?zhangdegenyigemingxinghenxiang!”

“nishibushichongduole?chanshenghuanjuele?xianzaidemingxingzaizenmezheluopo,yebuhuihundaojianlajizhibohunfanchiba?”

“neibuyiding!wokanzheyexiang,woxiangxiangshinagemingxinglaizhe?mingminghenshuxi,danshiyishibanhuiersiyexiangbuchulaimingzi!”

“biexiangle!wojiushizheijiahuodefensi!tajiaozhangdong,yiqianyeshidanghongxiaoxianroulazijilaide,danshixianzaihule,meixiangdaotahaizhendelunluodaojianlajizuoxiule!exin!”

“shenme?yuanlaishita!woyexiangqilaile,zuotianhaitingshuotayinweimofangbierendingliuyanchanghuifensichuanhunsha,beijubaozhuaqujingjuhechaqule,meixiangdaojintianjiukaishizouzuoxiuchiliuliangdeluxianle?”

“kanjianweibodezhibotixingwohaiyiweizijichanshenghuanjueleni,meixiangdaoshizhende!zhangdong!woduinizhendehenshiwang!nihukeyi,danshinibunengzheimezibaoziqia!zangliuliangchixiaqu,nijiuzhendebianchengzangdongxile!kuaixingxing!”

“……”

suizhezhibojianlizhangdongyuanlaidefensiyuelaiyueduo,tadeshenfenziranjiupuguangle,

danshiwusuowei,tayoumeizangzheyezhe,fanzhengheihongyeshihongma,

junbujianzijineigeshijieyouweikunliu,gentatongqichudaodexianroudouyijingminranzhongren,

zhiyoutakaozhewushuheifen,

yizhihuodexiaoxiaosasa,reduzhizengbujian,shenzhichengweileyizhongchaoliu,

buxinnisuibianzaiwangshangdajige“jinitaimei”“lizhi”“jijiao”,

likejiunengdedaohuixiang,jiushizheimekepa。

erzhangdongshouhuolesangeyilaguangenyigekuangquanshuipingzhihoubingmeiyoutingxiajiaobu,

fanerxiandegengjiacongrongdandingle,anzixiangzherenzhiyaojiefangtianxingfangxialianpizhihou,

fangfoyiqiedoutongtouleqilai,

yigehuka,doulimeijigeqian,butongtoubuxingna!

renzhongjiuhaishiyaochifande!

zhangdongjiuxiangzhexitongnengyoudianliangxin,kanzaitanuliwanchengfuye**demianzishang,mingtianjianglitayigechaojisangyin、chaojiyingdi、chaojitianwangzhileidejinengjingtong,

rangtaxianyufanshen,chengweidingliu,zoushangrenshengdianfeng。

【suzhuqingzhuyi!qianfangwushimichudiaotou,xingfuxiaoqumenkou!youzhongliangjidahuo!suqu!sannianbukaizhang!kaizhangchisannian!】

zhangdongyijieshoudaozheitiaotishi,dunshijiubeizheniaosudaizikaishiyilukuangben!

他就知道!

xitongbuhuigufumeiyigerenzhenjianlajidechuanyuezhede!

这次肯定发达了!