yiwanjiededoushishenghuoticaixiaoshuo《qilinwenshenzenmele，haibushikaowoqiusheng》shi“damengbujuexing”deqingxinzhizuo，shuzhongzhurengongshilujianqiuzhangxuanbingbing，xiaoshuogushijianshushi：neiheishengshunjianzhakai！guangaiyebeidalipaifeilechuqu。zhangxuanmuguangfaliang，sihujiuzaidengzhezheiyike，shouzhongdeheijindaocongshangerxiahenhenchalexia……
“yuanlaiqingtongqiushangdezangqingzhendeshidangnianneinianqingrendexianzu！”
“我的天呐！”
“woshuodangshineineixiaohaidefanyingzenmeneimebuduijingni！”
luxianggouqilechenqingshuishinianqiandejiyi，dangshideyihuociketuranqingxile。
wanganminyeshizhenjingwubidao：“anqinghaoxiangyuelaiyueqingxile。”
“guaiwuhaigutineideqingtongzhuzi，yijishangmianzangqinglianggezizhenghaoyinzhenglezangchuanzupudejizaideneirong，zheimeshuolai，huangchaodegumuqueshijiuzaiwomenqianmiandeweiminghuxiamian！”
“zheishiyigehongdongquanguodezhongdafaxiana！”
tahuanhuanqishen，hurankanxiangweizhangming：“ruguowomennengbahuangchaogumufajuechulai。”
“neitianmingshangongyuanbujiushunjianbianchengguojia5aji，lvyouqulema？”
weizhangmingyanjingyiliang：“qizhishi5a，6adoubuzhi！”
“zicongshichengzuzhouanfashengzhihou，shichengjingjiyizhichuyufuzengzhangzhuangtai。”
“guojiayeyizhixiwangshichengnengwanchengchanyezhuanxing，danyizhizhaobudaochulu。”
“fazhanlvyouye，dangzhenshiyitiaofeichangjuemiaodeluzi！”
wanganminyuefajidongqilai：“womendebazheigexiaoxihuibaoshangqu。”
“erqiebixujiezhezheicijiemiredudalixuanchuanqilai！”
shuodaozhei，tashenxileyikouqi：“ruguoyiqiedouzhende，neizhangxuankeshiliangcijiuleshichenga。”
“shichengyaoweizhangxuanlidiaoxiang，gongdebei！”
“tashishichengrenminzhenzhengdeyingxiong！”
“zhishikexi，zhangxuanyijingbuzaile.......”
shuodaozhei，tashenqinghuranandanlejifen。
weizhangmingyeweiweidixiatou。
weiyouchenqingshuiyilianmengdekanxiangwanganmin：“dengdeng......nishuozhangxuanbuzaile，shishenmeyisi？”
“他出国了？”
wanganminlengleyixia，caixiangqilaichenqingshuisihuhaibuzhidaozheijianshi。
biantankouqidao：“qushile。”
chenqingshuishunjiandengdayanjing：“a？”
“taneimenianqing.....zenmehui？”
“luzuzhang，niannian，laowangshuodeshizhendema？”
luniannianhongzheyanjing：“ng！”
“houmianyinggaishizhangxuangegezaiweiminghuxunzhaohuangchaogumudeluxiang。”
“neilimianyinggaiyoufajuegumudefangfa。”
“zheiyesuanshizhangxuangegeliujishichengdezuihouyifenliwu。”
chenqingshuihuanhuanzuoxia，lianshangmanshinanyizhixinzhise，zuilibuduanniantaozhe：“meixiangdaoneiyijianjingranshiyongbie，duohaodexiaohuozi，zhenshitaikexile......”
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夜幕降临。
sirenchuxianzaiweiminghudebian。
humianhenkuaishilaiyisouyuzhengkuaiting。
tanzhaodengzhaoxiangsiren：“nimenshichengjianjuderenma？”
几人愣了一下。
heisanyelikejushoudao：“dui，shichenjuzhangrangwomenlaidalaodongxide。”
chuanshangderenquerenleshenfenbianrangsirenshanglechuan。
qizhongyigeduizhangmoyangdezhongniannanrendigudao：“chenjuzhangkezhenfuzede。”
“shichengdouluanchengyiguozhoule，haiyouxinsipairenlaidalaodongxi。“
shuobakanxiangsiren：“duile，nimenyaodalaoshenmeni？”
“wokegennimenshuo，zheiweiminghuxiamiankeshendehen，erqiehaibuganjing。”
“nimenxiaoxindian，biechushenmeyiwai。”
zhangxuanwenyanchongzheheisanyediandiantou，heisanyeshangqian，youxiejingyadao：“zheiweiduizhang，womendouzhuanxinkudeqiande。”
“laizhiqianchenjuzhangkemeishuoshuixiabuganjing。”
“你可别吓我们。”
neirenkanletayiyan：“chenjuzhangmeishuo？”
heisanyeyaoyaotou：“meishuo。”
“nishibushizhidaoshenme？”
“nenggenwomengejigetouluyixiabu？”
neirenqueyaoyaotou：“jiranchenjuzhangmeishuo，neijiusuanle。”
“jiudangwoxiashuodeba，nigaiganshajiugansha。”
heisanyeyanjianyouwenti，biantaochuyibaoyansanleyiquan，erhougenneirenxiaoshengdao：“nikanwomenzheihaiyounvren，weilejigeqianchushi，ninkanzheyeburenba？”
“ninqiaoqiaogenwoshuo，womenjueduibugaosuchenjuzhang。”
neirenchouleyikouyan，tanleyikouqi，xuanjidao：“xingba。”
“buguobunengshuoshiwoshuode。”
heisanyediandiantou：“baozhengbuhui。”
neirendao：“kannimenzhuanqianyeburongyi。”
“wojiugennishuoleba。”
“womenjingchangzaiweiminghuhaiyouneibiandehedaoxunluo，zheihulideguaishipengguojici。”
“buguonimenyebiehaipa，babainianpengyihui。”
linyuyujiantaluosuoqilaimeiwan，biandao：“buhuishiyansiguorenba？”
neirenyileng，xuanjixiaodao：“zheimedadehu，yansirenbushihenzhengchang？”
dangangshuowanlianseyoushiyichen：“buguoshanggeyueyansidesangeyoudianqiguai。”
“laoshanglaideshihou，neizangdoubeichiwanle。”
linyuyulianseweibian：“a！”
“怎么回事？”
neirenzhengyaojixushuo，jiutingdaochuancanglichuanlaihansheng：“kuailaichuanqianshuifuba。”
“zheishangmianyouhaojigefamen，nimenhuiyongbu？”
heisanyehuangmanghuileyisheng，erhouzhuantoukanxiangzhangxuan：“youdianxiehu，zenmeban？”
zhangxuanquedao：“gujishicongmulimianpaochulaide。”
“denghuixiaqukankanzaishuo。”
sirenjinlechuancang，huanshangqianshuifu。
二月，还是北方！
tebieshiwanshang，qiwenlengdehen。
suiranhumianmeiyoujiebing，dandengguangzhaoqu，haishinengkandaohumianpiaoqidebaiwu。
“jinwanzheiwuzenmeyoudianbuduijing？”
“yi，zheimekuaihuanhaole。”
“现在要下去吗？”
“我给你们开灯。”
sihuzhibanyouxiewuliao，shuijingduizhangyouxiejiantan。
zhangxuanqueyaoyaotou：“buji，yaoquhuzhongxincaixing。”
duizhangdiandiantou，zhaohukuaitingjixuwanghuzhongxinkai。
“zheijitianqiwenyoudianhuisheng，danshuilimianhaishilengdehen。”
“dalengtiande，zhuanqiankezhenburongyia。”
“duile，zheiyicihuojiduoshaoqian？”
zhangxuandingzhehumianshengtengdebaiwusuikoudao：“bujiqian。”
neiduizhangyileng：“bujiqian？”
“开什么玩笑？”
“义务劳动啊！”
heisanyexiaodao：“womenshiniandijiezhang。”
“gongjiadehuoma，nidongde！”
neiduizhanghuangrandaxiao：“douburongyi！”
weiminghubingbushihenda，jifenzhonghoukuaitingtingzaihuzhongxin，cimudetanzhaodengjianghumianzhaoliang，baisedepiaofuwubianbusizhou。
duizhangdalehanzhan：“woshuozenmeyuelaiyuelengle。”
“humiandoukaishijiebingle。”
taniutoukanxiangzhangxuanjiren：“shuixiagujiyoulingdule，nimenxingma？”
zhangxuanliansequechenlejifen：“neibushibing。”
neiduizhangyileng：“bushibingshishenme？”
“nibiaoqingyoudianherene。”
heisanyebiaoqingyeyoudianbuduijing：“niangde，haimeixiashuijiulaijiwomenxiamaweima？”
zhangxuankanxianglinyuyu：“renshima？”
linyuyudingzheneixuzhuangdepiaofuwu，liumeijinzhoudao：“meijianguo，danxiangchongzi！”
yipangdeduizhangyanpitiaoletiao：“shenmechongzizhangzheiyang？”
“wotiantianzaihulixunluo，zenmemeijianguo？”
但却没有人回答他。
zhitingzhangxuanshuoleyiju：“guolaile。”
neiduizhangzhuantoukanqu，zhijianbaihuhudedongxiguoranzhengchaozhekuaitingpiaolai。
tayishidaoyoudianbuduijing，bianzhaohurenjiangchuanshangdetanzhaodengquanbudakai！
qitadejimingshuijingyeyoudianmeng。
jianneixiangmianhuayiyangdebaisepiaofuwukaojinkuaiting，biannazheganzizhunbeichuoyixiakankan。
zhishigangjuqiganzi，jiutingdaozhangxuandehechisheng：“buyaodong！”
“那是水彘蜂卵！”
juzheganzideshuijingbeiheleyitiao：“shaluan？”
linyuyuyejingyakanxiangzhangxuan：“wozenmemeitingguozheizhongshengwu？”
heisanyepieletayiyan：“zheixiazhangjianshileba。”
zhangxuanchenshengdao：“bushibendiwuzhong！”
“shuizhifenghuijiangchongluanchanzaishuimianpiaofuwushang，youshuijiunengfayu，yidanchengshubianhuishengchuqizhuangshuangyi，chengqunjiedui，gongjixingjiqiang！”
“yinggaishizangqingnonglaide。”
linyuyudaoxiyikouliangqi，yumendekanleyiyanyiyanbufadezangchuan：“nizuzongkezhenburangrenshengxin。”
zhangxuanjixudao：“womenyunqibucuo！”
“chongluandouzaizheifujin，shuomingwomenzhaodaoleweizhi！”
duizhangzhenjingdekanzhezhangxuan：“haiyunqibucuo？”
“你们是干啥的？”
zhangxuankanxiangta：“xianbiewenzheimeduole。”
“zheixiechongluanlimiandounengkandaoheidian，shuomingyijingchengshule。”
“yidantamenjulongzaiyiqikaojinchuanti，bianhuichengqunjieduidefeichulai！”
“meimingdegongjichuanshangderen！”
neiduizhangxianranmeijingliguozheizhongqingkuang，shunjianbeihedeliansetieqing：“nei.....neizenmeban？”
“buxingjinwanbiexiaqule，mingtianwotongzhilingdaozhaoshebeilaiqingli！”
zhangxuanquezaiduyaoyaotou：“buxing！”
“kuaitingyijingbeibaoweile，yidanmadaqidong，shuilanghuixunsujiqishuizhifenggongjibenneng！”
duizhangqueyaoyaotou：“meishi！”
“womenduozaichuancanglijiuxingle。”
heisanyequedao：“zheiqunwanyikeshihuifeide，nishinengpao，danyaoshifeijingongyuanlimianzenmeban？”
“gongyuanwaijiushishichengbaixing。”
“houguonikaolvguoma？”
duizhangliansedunshibaile，lenglepiankejimangtaochushouji：“woxianzaitongzhilingdao，qingqiuzhiyuan！”
danquebeizhangxuanlanlexialai：“laibujile。”
tasisuopianke，dingzheduizhang：“guixing？”
neiduizhang：“woxingyan！”
zhangxuandiandiantou：“yanduizhang，xianzaitingwozhihui！”
“船上有汽油吗？”
yanduizhangjimangrangrenquchuancanglichakan。
neirenhenkuaiqiyoubanchulai：“zhiyousitongle！”
严队长：“够吗？”
zhangxuansisuopianke：“couhuoyongba！”
“jiangqiyoudaozaishuili，youbishuiqing，huipiaozaishuimian。”
“dengdaoqiyouhechongluanhuijuzaiyiqi，jiuyibahuoshaositamen！”
yanduizhangyileng：“huibuhuibachuanyeshaole？”
heisanyezhijietiqiyitong，xiankaigaiziguguwangwaidao：“douzheigeshihoule，nihaidanxinzheige！”
yanduizhangjianzhuangyejimangzhaohuduiyuanbangmang。
kongqizhongmimanzhenongyudeqiyouwei！
youcengzaishuimianxunsumanyan！
guoranruzhangxuansuoshuo，chaozhekuaitingpiaolaidechongluanhenkuaiheqiyoujiaohuizaiyiqi。
xuzhuangpiaofuwuzhongdechongluansihuyechajuedaoleqiyoude**wei，jingkaishirudongqilai。
jianzhangxuanchongtadiantou，heisanyelikelinghuizhangxuandeyisi，mengxileliangkouhou，quzhiyidan，mingliangdeyantouhuaguoyitiaohuxian，luorushuizhong。‘
“哗！”
huoyandunshizaishuimiankuosankai。
yucitongshi，kuaitingxunsushichuweixianquyu。
shoujingdeshuizhifengputiangaididecongshuimianfeiqi！
danhuoyanquegengkuai，jimiaozhongdegongfubianjiangshuimiantunmei！
“pilipala”deshengyinbansuijiaohuweizaikongqizhongmanyan。
快艇停在不远处。
zhijianhuohaizhaoliangbangeweiminghu，nongyanchongshangyunxiao！
anbianyehenkuaixiangqijingdisheng。
yanduizhangchongzhedianhuadao：“hulifaxianleguaichongzi，weilefangzhipaodaogongyuanli，wojiurangrenyongqiyoushaole！”
“fangxina，handuizhang，jiusitongqiyou，yihuijiumiele。”
guashangdianhuahou，yanduizhangquecalecanaomenshangdehan：“jingshuderendouzhidaole。”
“差点出事！“
“buguohaishiyaoganxienimena。”
“zheishenmeshuifengwohaishitouyicijian。”
“zhentaniangdejianguile！”
zhangxuankanletayiyan：“biezhejiganxie。”
“还有呢！”
严队长：“啊？”
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zhibojianyouhenduodoushishichengdejumin。
kandaozheiyimu，jiyidunshibeigouqilai。
“wojiajiuzhuzaitianmingshangongyuanfujin，weiminghuzhehuodeshiwoxianzaihaijiyiyouxin，dangniankunzaijialibunengchulai，wojiutiantianzaijiadayouxi，zhenghaochuanghukoukeyikandaoweiminghu，wojidedangshihuoguangchongtian，wohaihanwobamalaikanni，meixiangdaoneibahuojuranshizhangxuantamenfangde！”
“suirangumuhaimeizhaodao，danneixieguaichongzidequeshizaiweiminghudiyicichuxian，xianzaijibenkeyiquedingzhangxuantamendetuiceshiduide，zhishiwobutaimingbai，huangchaogumuzenmeneimelihai？juranhuishengchuzuzhou！”
“zhangxuanbukuishijiumenzhishou，yikoujiushuochuleguaichongdemingzi，lihai！！”
“chongzicongshuizhongchulaishihou，wozhendeyaoheniaole，maya，yaobushiyouhuo，bachengshiyaochirenle！”
“suiranshishinianqiandeluxiang，dankanqilaihaishiganjuexinjingroutiao！”
“dengdeng......zhangxuanshuodehaiyou，shishenmeyisi？”
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“yi，zheishiyanmingba？”
“zheixiaozidangnianjuranhezhangxuanjiechuguo。”
“zheijianshiwojuranyidiandoubuzhidao！”
“zheibangxiaozizuidouzheimeyanma？”
weizhangmingnachushouji：“buxing，wojitaliangdadianhuawenwen！”
yizhikezhiqingxudelujianqiucikeyenanyiziyiqilai：“shuizhifeng......zhangxuanguoranmeiyoupianwo，huangchaogumujiuzaiweiminghushuixia！”
“tianna，jiashenzhiluannandaozhenshita.....”
“niannian，woyoudianbuganxiangxiaqule！”
luniannianquedaoshitanranxuduo：“woxiangxinzhangxuangegedenengli，jirantaganshuozhixiaoshichengzuzhoudemimi，neijiubiranshitasuowei！”
“zhangxuangegeweishichengfuchutaiduole！”
wanganminzhenjingzhiyu，quekanxiangchenqingshui：“laoweiderennidounenganpai，nizheijiahuozhenshishouyantongtiana？”
chenqingshuiqueshiyilianganga：“wozheibushibumenxiediaoma.....”
“laowang，nikebiegonghuole！”
“yihuineigedapaotongzi，yougaizhaowomafanle！”
wanganmindiandiantou：“duile，dangshihumiannongchuneimedadongjing，niyebuzhidaoma？”
chenqingshuinaonaotou：“zheigedaoshizhidaoyidiande。”
“yanmingjiwodaguodianhua。”
“buguo，wodangshikanmeichushaluanzi，jiufuyanguoqule。”
wanganminyilianwunai：“nia！”
chenqingshuiyilianbuleyi：“bieshuola，yaobushiwocongzhongdayanhu，rangnimenchanhejinlaidehua，renjiazhibudingjirenjiazhangxuantianduoshaomafanle。”
wanganminkuxiaoyisheng：“daoyeshi！”
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石城警署办公室！
“啥？”
“老局长找我？”
hanyangkanleyiyanshijian：“laojuzhangzaiweiminghu，woxianzaikaicheguoqu。”
“nijulijin，ganjinguoquba。”
“biedenghuiyourangwoaima。”
dianhualichuanlaiyanyangbujiedeshengyin：“bushi....nihaimeishuolaojuzhangzhao**mani。”
“nongdewotingjinzhangde。”
hanyang：“qulenijiuzhidaole！”
guashangdianhuahou，talakaichoutinachucheyaochi，kanleyiyantangzailimiandeshuhou，youyuleyixiahaijiangchoutishanglesuo。
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