zhangpianlianzaixiaoshuo《yule:yanzhidianman,lianzongqikureba!》rangrenkanhouaibushishou,chuzishilipaidashen“jiangchuan”zhishou,xuanyaorebazhijiandegushirangrenyibukaimuguang,xiangqing:zheigewentiwendejiuhendiaozuana!bushaowangyoudouzaishuocaifanglaoshigandepiaoliang!caifanglaoshiyedeyidexiaolexiao,xinshuobushizhiyounixuanyaohuiyerende!erlingren……
看看现场!
“wa!zheigehaoshuai……”
yushuxinliangzhiyanjingdengdedadade,yizhixiaoshouwuzhezuibaxiaodehebulongzui,wanquanbugushenbiandecpwanghediqiguaidemuguang。
“zheigezhendeshuaideyoudianlipulewa!”
zhaolusiyemeihaodaonaerqu,baozhebailugebojijizhazhadehanzhe。
wulei:“(¬_¬)miao”
zheiyiketahuranyouzhongtoudingyipianqingqingcaoyuandejishigan。
genwanghediduishiyiyan,zheiduinanxiongnandiyesuanshishenyoutongganle。
【pu……hahaha……】
gebiwangyoumenkandaozheiyimudouxiaofengle!
大家纷纷表示:
【guanyuwokedecpnvfangkanjianbiedeshuaigezoubudongluzheijianshi……】
【suiranwoshi“dixinyinli”decpfendanshiwojuedeyushuxinxihuanxuanyaohaozhengchang!】
【wuwu……woyizhenggekusi,woshi“wuluketao”cpfenwoyeshizheiyangjuede!】
【zaigengshuaideshuaigemianqian,haoxiangshenmecpdoubushibunengchailezhongzudeba?】
【pu……nimenzheibangjiafena!】
……
弹幕很搞笑。
yaoshirangneijigezhengzhuerkandaozheixiedanmugumozhenengqidezhijiexianchangtuxuedoushuobuyiding。
其他人这边……
yangchaoyuesuiranmeibiaoxiandehenmingxian,queyetoutoudezuijiaoshangyangyifuyanshibuzhudexinxibiaoqing,liangzhiyanjingyizhiwangxuanyaoneibianpie……
rebajiugengbuyongduoshuole。
tashizhongshiyilianxiaoyidedingzhexuanyao,duishenbianrenduitadefanyingxiangdangmanyi。
tadiyicijianxuanyaodeshihou,yeshizheigeyangzi。
只不过呢……
yaoshitamenzhidaozheigenanrendexinggeheduzui,xiangbiyinggaibuhuizheimehuachileba?
另一边。
qiyujiweinanjiabinsuiranhaodianer,dankanzhenvjiabinmendemuguangjitibeixuanyaoxiyindehuamian,xinliyeyoudianersuansuande。
danbukefourendeshi,neigenandedequezhangde……
bitamensuoyourendougenghaokan!
就特么很奇怪!
nifangfonengmingxianganshoudaogentadechaju!
mingmingdoushishuaige,taquehaoxianglagaoleyigedangciyiyang!
什么鬼!
恰时。
beisuoyoudejiwei,suoyoudemuguangbaoguozhedexuanyao,yebujinbumandezouleguolai。
zaitadelianshangkanbudaoshenmebiaoqing,jianmeixingmudezhangxiangmeiyoubiaoqingdeshihoumomingdejirenyizhonggaolengdeganjue。
erjiushizheizhongyoushuaiyougaolengdeyangzi,jirenyizhongjinyuxidejishigan。
pianpiantashenshanghaishaonianganshizu。
yizhongfanchadexiaoguojiuzheiyangchuxianzailetadeshenshang。
“啊……”
yushuxintamenjigedouyaojiaochulaile。
wangzhetamenzheifubiaoqing,xuanyaoyaotoukuxiao,duiciyijingxiyiweichangle。
tabushizheigeshijiederen,shiyiweichuanyuezhe。
shenweiyiweichuanyuezhongjinshouzhizishibunengshao。
tadejinshouzhibingbushishenmexitong,ershirangtazaichuanyuezhichuzengyutianfuxuanzejiadian。
keyijiazaicaihuashang,shencaishang,yanzhishangdengdeng……
shangbeizixuanyaozhangxiangyiban,shenshourongmaojiaolvkunrao,jiashangchuanyuedeshijiehaishigewenyushijie,yaotemecaihuashenmedeyemeiluanyongzhijiewenchaogongjiuxing。
shencaiacaifuazhangdehaokandeyebuque。
dangshixuanyaogancuixinyiheng,zhijiebatianfudianquandoujiazaileyanzhishang。
颜值拉满!
jiuyoulejintiandexuanyao。
shishizhengmingxuanyaodequegaozhanyuanzhu,zheibu,gangchuanyuejiubeiyanglaobankanzhong,songshanglezheidangdingliucainengcanjiadelianzong。
也就在这时……
zhibohuamianqierujidaoleyiduanxuanyaodejiemuqiancaifang。
“许安曜,你好。”
caifanglaoshiwangzheneigezuozaidengzishangkanshangqubutaizhengjingdebaifashaonianwen:
“qingwennishiweishenmehuilaicanjiawomenjiemu?”
baozhexiangjizaibawandexuanyaotoudoumeitaishuo:
“wolaicanjiazheigejiemu……bushinimenqingwolaidema?”
“……”
yishijiancaifanglaoshichenmole。
【噗……哈哈……】
danmupiaoguo,dajiarenbuzhubiaoshi:
【shuaigenishirenzhendema?zheimeshuaiderenhaishigeduanzishou!?】
【tashengyinhaohaotingei,youdianqipaoyinneiyisi。】
【guncu!zheitemezhishiyinsehaobiegenlaozicheshenmeqipaoyin,ebuexina!】
……
suishuobeiyeleyixiabuguocaifanglaoshihaishihenheshande,tajixuwen:
“suoyiwomendenvjiabinlimianyounidexinyiduixiangma?jiushi……lixiangxingzhileide。”
shenweiyidanglianzong,neidangranyaowenyixienannvzhijiandewentilou。
xuanyaodefanyingdaoshiyezhengchang,yangqitoulaixianglexiang,nuzhezuihaoxianghenfeijiedeyangzi。
zhengdangdajiadouhenqidaitaxiangyaoshuoshisheideshihou……
danmuzheibiandouyourencaiceshidaqizhangxiangyiyufengqingderebahaishixiaojiabiyudebailuyihuozheshiqiyujige……
napashijiyuyushuxin、zhaolusichaicpdanggecaozeiyekeyi,tamendounengjieshou。
jiuhenhaoqizheizhongshuaigehuixihuanshenmeyangdenvsheng。
jieguoxianglebantiandexuanyaojingranyaoleyaotou,dandingdeshuo:
“zheilimeiyouwodelixiangxing。”
这话一出……
【喔!!!】
dangshizhibojianlizhijiejiuzhakaile!
bushaowangyoufengkuangzaixiamianfadanmubiaoshi:
【zheigehaokuanga!tashizhendezhuaiei!】
【yushuxin、zhaolusi、bailu、yangchaoyue,zheidoushidingliuledoumeiyounidelixiangxing?!】
【rebani?tonggongsiderebadoubushinidelixiangxingma?!】
【wuwuwoyaoshicanjiazheijiemunapazheilimeiyouwodelixiangxingwodouhuiweitamengaibianwodelixiangxing!】
【hehe,suoyinishitiangou,renjiashishuaigea。】
【buguotasuiranzhuai,danshibingbulingrentaoyana!】
【aaa!meicuo!ganjuetahaozhenshi,meiyoujiushimeiyoua。】
……
“喔!”
jiulianhoutaikandaozheicaifanghuamiandehuanglei、hejiongdengren,dourenbuzhuluchujingyadebiaoqing。
“他好狂。”
helaoshixiaozhekanxiangyangmi,shuo:
“buguotadaoshidequeyouzigeshuozheizhonghua。”
xuanyaosuirankuang,dantazheizhangxiangdequeyouzigeshuozheizhonghua。
erqiedaduoshurendoufaxiantashuozheihuahenyoudiqi。
gengyouyisideshijihumeiyourenherenzhiyita。
neikeshiwushurenzuomengdouxiangyiqinfangzedejiweidingliunvmingxinga!
takandoubukanyiyandejiushuomeiyouzijidelixiangxingdehaoma!
yejiushitaxuanyao,huanyigedanfanmeizheimeshuaidenanrenlai,limahuibeipendetamadouburenshitanixinbuxin!
没办法……
颜值即正义!
zhangdeshuaiderendequeyouxuanzequan。
zheiyangdezhengyi,juedinglexuanyaoshuoshenmedoushiduide!
“zhei……zheiyanga……”
suiranyoudianbeiyezhule,yeyinweixuanyaozheigehuidahoumiancaifangdoukuaimeifajixule。
dancaifanglaoshijingranyemeijuedeyoushenmemaobing。
她苦笑一声,说道:
“neinidelixiangxingshishenmeyangdeni?”
zheigewentiwendejiuhendiaozuana!
bushaowangyoudouzaishuocaifanglaoshigandepiaoliang!
caifanglaoshiyedeyidexiaolexiao,xinshuobushizhiyounixuanyaohuiyerende!
erlingrenmeixiangdaodeshi……
“呵……”
xuanyaojingranxiaolexiao,ranhouzhigougoudedingzhecaifanglaoshishuo:
“你这样的。”
“……”
当时。
采访老师一下愣了。
shidasidoumeixiangdaoxuanyaohuiyouzheiyangdehuida。
tadangshihaixianggenjuxuanyaodexingrongzhichumougecanjiajiemudenvmingxinglaidaidaijiezouni……
sheizhidaoxuanyaojingranshuota!
不过……
wangzhexuanyaoneizhigougoudeyanshen,helingrenwufahushideyanzhi、miankong,tabuzhidaozenmede,jingrandoubuhuijianghuale!
lianshangjihushishunjianjiuyongqihongyun,rendoumale!
jibianmingzhidaotazaikaiwanxiao,kenagenvshengnengjujuezheiyangdenanshengaaa!
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