第1章 许安曜热芭明星恋爱岛

“huanyingdajialaidaowomende《mingxinglianaidao》jiemu!”

演播室里。

shenweizhuchirendehelaoshishoulinazhejiemuka,linzhehuatongmiandaixiaorongdejiangjiezhekaichangbai。

“《mingxinglianaidao》,shiyouwomenmangguotaichupin,*****dengjijialianhezanzhubochudedaxingmingxinglianaizongyi!”

“benjiemucaiyongquanchengzhibodefangshi,quanxiliejilumingxingmenlianaidequanguocheng!”

“zheiliyounimenxihuandejiabin,younimenxiangwangdeaiqing,zaizheilihenqidaiyuzhuweiyitongjianzhengwomenmingxingmendelianai!”

tadeshenbian,shenzheyijianhongsezhangqun,lieyanhongchunpeiheisifengyunlamandenvmingxingyangmi,hechuanzheposudanxiangdangyoubianshidudehuanglei,duanzuoliangpang。

tamendazhaohudekongxi,zhibojianlidanmuyongdong:

【zhishikanjiabinzhenrongzheijiemuwojiuqidaisile!】

【hehehe,wuleihezhaolusi;wanghediheyushuxin,nimenmangguoshizhendehuizhenghuoa!】

【lingwaijigeyebuchaa,caixukun、bailu、huachenyu、yangchaoyue。】

【zheijigeganjuedoushinengzucpderenei!yizhenggeqidaizhule!】

【zuizhideyitideshiwomenjiarebaba!tajingranyehuilaicanjiazheizhongjiemuaaa!!!】

【zuibuzhideyitideyinggaijiushineigejiaoxuanyaodesurenleba,zhiqiandoumeitingshuoguo。】

……

shenweimangguotaidedaxingzongyi,《mingxinglianaidao》ziranzaozaodijiuzaiwangshangfabujiabinzhenrongnalaizuoyingxiao。

gaishuobushuomangguozhendebaliuliangmimananiedesiside,zhishiqizhongdejiduicplaicanjialianzongjiuzugourangtamenzhuandepenmanbomanle。

gengbieshuoqiyujiweidoushiliuliangmingxing,haiyoudilirebazheizhongdingliangzhuzai。

只不过……

rangdajiayouxieyumendeshi,zheiyangyidangjihuquanbudoushiliuliangmingxingtiaodaliangdejiemu,zenmehuiyouyigesuren?

dangshidajiazaijiemudanshangkanjian“xuanyao”zheigemingzideshihouhaihenqiguai,haoduorenhaiyiweishishenmedaka,paoqufengkuangwenduniang。

zhidaojiemuzuxuanbushiyigesuren,tamencaizhijiemafanletian。

yaozhidao,zheijiemuchabuduodoushiyiyipeiduidelianzong,chulaiyigesurenyiweizheyouweinvjiabinyaogenyigesurenzucp,zheijiutingmeiyisi。

dajialaikanjiemudouxiangkanmingxingcpdehaoma!

谁想看素人啊!

haishiliangezhaopiandoumeitouludesuren!

总之……

haimeikaibo,“xuanyao”zheigemingzijiukuaibeimashangresoule。

yourenshuoshizouhoumende,guanxihuma。

yeyourenshuoshinajiagongsisaijinlaidujinde。

总之众说纷纭。

haozaijiemukaibodajiadezhuyilidoujizhongzaijiabinmenshenshangle,daoshimeirenguanxinta。

这会儿……

zhibohuamianqierudaodaoyushang。

lantianbaiyunxiadeshatanqian,taiyangguangzhishedehaianbian。

“太阳好毒喔……”

shenzheyixiqingselujiandiaodaizhangqunchuchangdedilireba,zhishiyixianshen,jiupingjiejiaohaodeshencaiheyiyufengqingshizudemiankongzhuanzuleyanqiu!

【aaa!wonvshenreba!】

【rebawoaini!woyaojinishenghouzi!】

【reba:nilimaoma?】

【哈哈哈……】

……

genjingtoudazhezhaohuderebaluozuo,houmianluxukaishiyoumingxingyirenchuchang。

zhideyitideshizhaolusi、wuleihewanghedi、yushuxinchuchangdeshihou,danmuyizhenggedouzhadiaole。

meibanfa,zheibijingshixianyoudecp,haoduorenkanzheijiemujiushibenzhetamenlaide。

zhideyitideshi,diandichuchangdefashihuachenyuzuozailerebashenbian。

dangshijiuhaoduorenshuotalaihamaxiangchitianerou,naozilibuzhidaozhuangleshenme,niyigezuofadeyexianghexiannvcheshangguanxi?

zongzhijiemureduhaishimangaode。

kanzheyigeyouyigeyangyandenannvmingxingchuchang,wangyoumenchiguadereqingsuanshichedibeidianranle。

只是……

kenengshishenchudaoyuhaibiandeyuanyin,taiyanghendu,jibianchuanzheliangkuaideyifu,jiweinvjiabinlianshangdezhuangyedouyoudianyaohuadeyisile。

“啊……好热!”

yushuxinpulengzheliangzhixiaoshoushanzhefeng,etoushangyijingyouhanzhuyichulaile。

“zuihouyiweishisheiya,haibuchulaima?”

zhaolusijuejuexiaozui,shenbiandewuleixianqiwaitaobangtadangzhetaiyang。

wangyoumenyeyouxiedengbujile,danmuxuxupiaoguo:

【zheigesurenyoudianbushihaodaiha。】

【zenmenengrangwojiaguoguodengzheimejiu!】

【tayigesurenpingshenmeyazhouchuchangya?!womenrebadoumeiyouyazhouye!】

【jinitaimei!jinishizaishitaimei!】

【……tuochuquqiangbi!nikaitemeshenmetuanyani!】

……

弹幕在骂街。

很正常。

shenweiyigelianzhaopiandoumeiyou,guanfanggongbujiabinmingdantouxiangshiyigewenhaodesurenjiabin,jingranyazhourangzheimeduoliuliangyirendengzhe。

zheibenshenjiushiyijianhenhuangmiudeshiqing。

shenzhijiulianguanchashizheibian,huangleidourenbuzhuwen:

“zheixuanyaoshiyangminimengongsideyirenba?”

shenbiandeyanglaobantinghouyanjiaobujingyijianchoulechou,huangleizhentemelaoyouzi,zheibutuotuodebaqiangkouduizhuntakaima?

haozaitayebushiyibanren,henhaodeyanshizhuzijidebuyue,diantouxiaodao:

“shide,ninjixingzhenhao。”

【破案了!】

danmuyishuidezaishuapoan,zaojiuyourenshuoxuanyaoshijigejiabingongsisaijinlaide,xianzaikanlaiguobuqiran!

yangmizouhoumen,youyaopengxiaoxianroule?

真服了!

tamenxiangshuonipengjiupengba,nibiezaizheizhongjiemunawomenxihuandeaidoumingxingzuolvyehaofa!

wojiaguoguodouzaitaiyangdixiashaizheni,shaiheilenifuzeya!

huangleilieliezuixiaolexiao,xiaodeyoudianeryiweishenzhang,laiqianjiutingshuoyangmibanzheizhongshier,tajiutingbushuangde。

xianzaiyesuanshitoutoujiyangmitongyidao,guoguoyin。

yangmizemeiyoujixushuoshenme,zhishiweixiaozhekanzhe,xinshuodaihuierkanlaoniangzenmedaniliande!

此刻。

岛上。

“还不出来吗?”

“他怎么这么慢?”

“jiemuzu,wodoukuaiyaoshaihualeye!”

“womenbunengqufangjianlidengma?”

……

jigejiabinyouxiedengbuji,mingxingdouyaobai**nende,ziranbunengjieshouzaitaiyangdixiabaoshai。

“再……等等吧?”

jiemuzuzheibianyeshizuijiaochouchu,yinweifuzegenpaixuanyaodepdlaoshiduijiangjilishuozheigebaozhexiangjiyoushanwanshuiqule。

就特么离谱!

【bushi,shenmerenrangzheimeduodingliuzaidenga?】

【haiyoumeiyoudianerxiaxianleya?!】

【有完没完了?!】

……

弹幕也是一片骂声。

然而就在这时。

“诶!”

“好像来了!”

nvmingxingbailuzhizheyuanchushanjianguaijiaodeweizhihandao。

yijuhua,xiyinlesuoyourendezhuyili。

dangsuoyourendemuguang,douwangxiangnagecongshanjianguaijiaozouchulai,shenchuanyishenbaiyi,ranleyitoubaifa,baozheyibuxiangjideshaoniandeshihou。

“……”

骂声戛然而止。

取而代之的是……

【哇!!!】

【zheige……haoshuai!!!】

【rennengzhangchengzheigeyangzima?!】