“huanyingdajialaidaowomende《mingxinglianaidao》jiemu!”
演播室里。
shenweizhuchirendehelaoshishoulinazhejiemuka,linzhehuatongmiandaixiaorongdejiangjiezhekaichangbai。
“《mingxinglianaidao》,shiyouwomenmangguotaichupin,*****dengjijialianhezanzhubochudedaxingmingxinglianaizongyi!”
“benjiemucaiyongquanchengzhibodefangshi,quanxiliejilumingxingmenlianaidequanguocheng!”
“zheiliyounimenxihuandejiabin,younimenxiangwangdeaiqing,zaizheilihenqidaiyuzhuweiyitongjianzhengwomenmingxingmendelianai!”
tadeshenbian,shenzheyijianhongsezhangqun,lieyanhongchunpeiheisifengyunlamandenvmingxingyangmi,hechuanzheposudanxiangdangyoubianshidudehuanglei,duanzuoliangpang。
tamendazhaohudekongxi,zhibojianlidanmuyongdong:
【zhishikanjiabinzhenrongzheijiemuwojiuqidaisile!】
【hehehe,wuleihezhaolusi;wanghediheyushuxin,nimenmangguoshizhendehuizhenghuoa!】
【lingwaijigeyebuchaa,caixukun、bailu、huachenyu、yangchaoyue。】
【zheijigeganjuedoushinengzucpderenei!yizhenggeqidaizhule!】
【zuizhideyitideshiwomenjiarebaba!tajingranyehuilaicanjiazheizhongjiemuaaa!!!】
【zuibuzhideyitideyinggaijiushineigejiaoxuanyaodesurenleba,zhiqiandoumeitingshuoguo。】
……
shenweimangguotaidedaxingzongyi,《mingxinglianaidao》ziranzaozaodijiuzaiwangshangfabujiabinzhenrongnalaizuoyingxiao。
gaishuobushuomangguozhendebaliuliangmimananiedesiside,zhishiqizhongdejiduicplaicanjialianzongjiuzugourangtamenzhuandepenmanbomanle。
gengbieshuoqiyujiweidoushiliuliangmingxing,haiyoudilirebazheizhongdingliangzhuzai。
只不过……
rangdajiayouxieyumendeshi,zheiyangyidangjihuquanbudoushiliuliangmingxingtiaodaliangdejiemu,zenmehuiyouyigesuren?
dangshidajiazaijiemudanshangkanjian“xuanyao”zheigemingzideshihouhaihenqiguai,haoduorenhaiyiweishishenmedaka,paoqufengkuangwenduniang。
zhidaojiemuzuxuanbushiyigesuren,tamencaizhijiemafanletian。
yaozhidao,zheijiemuchabuduodoushiyiyipeiduidelianzong,chulaiyigesurenyiweizheyouweinvjiabinyaogenyigesurenzucp,zheijiutingmeiyisi。
dajialaikanjiemudouxiangkanmingxingcpdehaoma!
谁想看素人啊!
haishiliangezhaopiandoumeitouludesuren!
总之……
haimeikaibo,“xuanyao”zheigemingzijiukuaibeimashangresoule。
yourenshuoshizouhoumende,guanxihuma。
yeyourenshuoshinajiagongsisaijinlaidujinde。
总之众说纷纭。
haozaijiemukaibodajiadezhuyilidoujizhongzaijiabinmenshenshangle,daoshimeirenguanxinta。
这会儿……
zhibohuamianqierudaodaoyushang。
lantianbaiyunxiadeshatanqian,taiyangguangzhishedehaianbian。
“太阳好毒喔……”
shenzheyixiqingselujiandiaodaizhangqunchuchangdedilireba,zhishiyixianshen,jiupingjiejiaohaodeshencaiheyiyufengqingshizudemiankongzhuanzuleyanqiu!
【aaa!wonvshenreba!】
【rebawoaini!woyaojinishenghouzi!】
【reba:nilimaoma?】
【哈哈哈……】
……
genjingtoudazhezhaohuderebaluozuo,houmianluxukaishiyoumingxingyirenchuchang。
zhideyitideshizhaolusi、wuleihewanghedi、yushuxinchuchangdeshihou,danmuyizhenggedouzhadiaole。
meibanfa,zheibijingshixianyoudecp,haoduorenkanzheijiemujiushibenzhetamenlaide。
zhideyitideshi,diandichuchangdefashihuachenyuzuozailerebashenbian。
dangshijiuhaoduorenshuotalaihamaxiangchitianerou,naozilibuzhidaozhuangleshenme,niyigezuofadeyexianghexiannvcheshangguanxi?
zongzhijiemureduhaishimangaode。
kanzheyigeyouyigeyangyandenannvmingxingchuchang,wangyoumenchiguadereqingsuanshichedibeidianranle。
只是……
kenengshishenchudaoyuhaibiandeyuanyin,taiyanghendu,jibianchuanzheliangkuaideyifu,jiweinvjiabinlianshangdezhuangyedouyoudianyaohuadeyisile。
“啊……好热!”
yushuxinpulengzheliangzhixiaoshoushanzhefeng,etoushangyijingyouhanzhuyichulaile。
“zuihouyiweishisheiya,haibuchulaima?”
zhaolusijuejuexiaozui,shenbiandewuleixianqiwaitaobangtadangzhetaiyang。
wangyoumenyeyouxiedengbujile,danmuxuxupiaoguo:
【zheigesurenyoudianbushihaodaiha。】
【zenmenengrangwojiaguoguodengzheimejiu!】
【tayigesurenpingshenmeyazhouchuchangya?!womenrebadoumeiyouyazhouye!】
【jinitaimei!jinishizaishitaimei!】
【……tuochuquqiangbi!nikaitemeshenmetuanyani!】
……
弹幕在骂街。
很正常。
shenweiyigelianzhaopiandoumeiyou,guanfanggongbujiabinmingdantouxiangshiyigewenhaodesurenjiabin,jingranyazhourangzheimeduoliuliangyirendengzhe。
zheibenshenjiushiyijianhenhuangmiudeshiqing。
shenzhijiulianguanchashizheibian,huangleidourenbuzhuwen:
“zheixuanyaoshiyangminimengongsideyirenba?”
shenbiandeyanglaobantinghouyanjiaobujingyijianchoulechou,huangleizhentemelaoyouzi,zheibutuotuodebaqiangkouduizhuntakaima?
haozaitayebushiyibanren,henhaodeyanshizhuzijidebuyue,diantouxiaodao:
“shide,ninjixingzhenhao。”
【破案了!】
danmuyishuidezaishuapoan,zaojiuyourenshuoxuanyaoshijigejiabingongsisaijinlaide,xianzaikanlaiguobuqiran!
yangmizouhoumen,youyaopengxiaoxianroule?
真服了!
tamenxiangshuonipengjiupengba,nibiezaizheizhongjiemunawomenxihuandeaidoumingxingzuolvyehaofa!
wojiaguoguodouzaitaiyangdixiashaizheni,shaiheilenifuzeya!
huangleilieliezuixiaolexiao,xiaodeyoudianeryiweishenzhang,laiqianjiutingshuoyangmibanzheizhongshier,tajiutingbushuangde。
xianzaiyesuanshitoutoujiyangmitongyidao,guoguoyin。
yangmizemeiyoujixushuoshenme,zhishiweixiaozhekanzhe,xinshuodaihuierkanlaoniangzenmedaniliande!
此刻。
岛上。
“还不出来吗?”
“他怎么这么慢?”
“jiemuzu,wodoukuaiyaoshaihualeye!”
“womenbunengqufangjianlidengma?”
……
jigejiabinyouxiedengbuji,mingxingdouyaobai**nende,ziranbunengjieshouzaitaiyangdixiabaoshai。
“再……等等吧?”
jiemuzuzheibianyeshizuijiaochouchu,yinweifuzegenpaixuanyaodepdlaoshiduijiangjilishuozheigebaozhexiangjiyoushanwanshuiqule。
就特么离谱!
【bushi,shenmerenrangzheimeduodingliuzaidenga?】
【haiyoumeiyoudianerxiaxianleya?!】
【有完没完了?!】
……
弹幕也是一片骂声。
然而就在这时。
“诶!”
“好像来了!”
nvmingxingbailuzhizheyuanchushanjianguaijiaodeweizhihandao。
yijuhua,xiyinlesuoyourendezhuyili。
dangsuoyourendemuguang,douwangxiangnagecongshanjianguaijiaozouchulai,shenchuanyishenbaiyi,ranleyitoubaifa,baozheyibuxiangjideshaoniandeshihou。
“……”
骂声戛然而止。
取而代之的是……
【哇!!!】
【zheige……haoshuai!!!】
【rennengzhangchengzheigeyangzima?!】