chuxianzaidaolujintoudexuanyao，shenzheyixibaiseyishan。
chunbaizheizhongyansebushisheidounengjiayude，youqishinansheng，shaoweichuanbuhaoneijiushifeizhuliu。
kezheitaoyifuchuanzaixuanyaoshenshang，yingmianchaozhedahaidexuxuqingfengchuilai，gugudeyishanfeidanmeiyouxiandeyouxiefeizhuliu，fanergengtianlejifenfenweigan。
zhideyitideshitadeshencaifeichangbucuo，jianbangbushihenkuan，danxingzhuangtebiezheng，youlengjiao。
zheiyangdejianbangruguochuanxizhuangkendingshixizhuangbaotudejishigan。
erfengrangyishanjintiezaishenshang，yinyinkeyikanchutasuiranshoudanxiangshiyoujiroudeleixing，“xigou”zheigegainianjiuzidongpaichudiaole。
zuizhideyitideshitadezhangxiang。
neishiyizhanghenbiaozhi、biaozhundedongfangmiankong。
dayanjingshuangyanpi，bilianggaogaodejiangzhenggewuguandangcilaqilai；
wulunshizuibadexingzhuanghaishiliandexingzhuangdoushifenyuncheng、junyun，haoxiangshangdijingdiaoxizhuoguodeyangziyiban。
pifuzhuangtaigengshibuyongduoshuo，baidejinhuyoudianbingtaile。
rucibiaozhundeyizhanglian，shangmianxiemanlefangdangbuji，momingdejirenyizhonggaolengdeganjue。
zuiyouyisidedangshutaneitoubaifa……
neihaoxiangshikeyirande，leisiyurubaipiannaihuangdeyizhongyanse，nongmidefaliangjibianshiranlezheiyangdeyanseyeyidiankanbuchufaxianlai。
shenzhijirenyizhongmaoronggongzishangdemaofadeganjue。
yigefagenlimianyouhaojigentoufamaochulaineizhong。
zheiyangdefasehetaneimebaidepifudapeiqilai，jiumomingjirenyizhong……
neizhongrijulimiande“shenmingshaonian”deganjue。
yexiangshiyixiemanhualimiankehuadetebieshenhuqishendeshaonianjiaose。
tuotuodeyizhengge“simannan”dexingxiang，jiuzheiyangzhanxianzailesuoyourendemianqian。
dangtachuxianzaijingtouqiandeneiyike……
dangjingtoulajin，jidaotayizhenggezhengmiandeneiyike……
“哇！！！”
xianchangdedingliumingxingnannvjiabinmen、yanboshilidehuanglei、hejiong，baokuosuoyouzaikanjiemudeguanzhong，zuibadoubuyuertongdechengle“o”dexingzhuang。
yilianjingya、jingyan、jingxidebiaoqing，wangzheneigechuxianzaitamensuoyourenmuguanglide，shaonian。
这一刻！
弹幕直接刷炸了！
【zheige……haoshuaiaaa！！！】
【bushi，yigenanrenzenmenengshuaichengzheiyanga？！】
【woshunjianjuedewojiaguoguodoutemebuxianglehaoma！zheirenshizhenshicunzaidema，zheitemequedingbushimanhualizouchulaidenanren？！】
【hehe，wotemejiuzhidaonibushizhenaifennigexiaoheizi，luchunidejijiaolaileba！】
【……zanjiushishuo，zheishihoujiubiezaiyishenmejijiaobujijiaodelehaoma，zheimeshuaidenanjiabindaodishinaerzhaolaideya！】
【bushi，neiyuhaitemeyouzheimeshuaidenanren，xuanxiuneihuierweishenmewobuzhidao？！】
【zheijiushiyazhoudehanjinliangma？wuwu……wokusi！woshouhuiwozhiqiansuoyoumatadehua，shiwofuqianle，shiwomuguangduanqianyouyanbushitaishanlewuwu……】
……
wangyoumenyongshijixingdongquanshi，zhiqianmadeyouduomehen，xianzaizhenxiangdejiuyouduochedi！
yinweiyigesurenshenfendengshangdingliucanjiadelianzong，xuanyaodoubeimalehaojitianle。
erzhidaotachuchangdezheiyike，neixiemaguotaderencaituranyishidao，tamendemuguangyouduomeduanqian。
zheigebuguangbushilaihunfenerde，haitemeshilaidaitangdehaoma！
tayichuchang，xianchangdesuoyounanjiabinbengguanshishenmedingliudewuleia、wanghedia、caixukuna……tongtongdoubuxianglehaoma！
tajiuhaoxiangyongshijixingdongquanshileneiju：
“niyichuchangbierendouxiandebuguoruci！”
xiyinlequanbudemuguangyoumuyou！
“我去……”
演播室这边。
kandaohuamianlidexuanyaodeshihou，hejionghelaoshineiliangzhiyanjingdoudengdezeida。
有些不可思议的说：
“zheiyezhangde……taishuaileba！”
neiyuzheixienian，congkuainanxuanxiushidaidaonannvtuanxuanxiushidai……
shenweijinpaizhuchirenjianmangguotaidangjiazhuchirenyoushiyulequanzuizhimingdelaorendehelaoshibuzhidaojianzhengleduoshaoshuaigemeinv。
dantahaizhencongmeijianguoyigenansheng，zhishidiyiyanjian，jiurangtarenbuzhujingyan，bingzhijiejizhukeyinzainaohaihuizhibuqude！
zhiqiantayezhishitingjiemuzushuoguozheigesurennanshenghenshuai，dangshitahaiyouxienamener，yaoyouduoshuaishanglaijiunenggenzheibangdingliuyiqilujiemu？
真不怕被骂死吗？
xianzaiyikanxuanyaozheiyanzhi……
helaoshihuranmingbaijiemuzudeyongyile！
jiuzheiyanzhi，teniangdebieshuogenzheibangguoneidingliuyiqilujiemu，napagenguojidingliulujiemudoubuhuangduoranghaoma！
tazhendejiushizhangdehaokandao，napagenzheibangdingliumingxingzaiyiqi，dounengjiangsuoyoumuguangxiyinqudeneizhong！
何老师尚且如此……
“woc……”
neibiangangcaihaizaichuyanchaofengyangmi，ananbeicidehuangleiyechadianerjiutemebaocukoule。
tanalixiangdedao，zijiyiweide，yangmizhaolaidexiaoxianrou，nengzhangdezheimeshuai！
就特娘的离谱！
yaozhidao，tazijuezijishenmeihengao，yibanneizhongxiaoxianrourubuletazheizhonglaoqianbeideyan。
youqishijinjiniandeneiyudourang“huameinan”zhanjule，yibandeneizhong“huameinan”takandoubukanyiyande。
buhuijuedehaokan，zhihuijuedeniang。
danzheigexuanyaojiufeidanmeirangrenjuedeniang，fanerjirenyizhonghenyinglangdeganjue……
yishenbai，quetemejirenyizhonghenlenghenyingdeganjue。
“呵呵呵……”
bianershangdeyangmizeshishifendeyi，yishuanghaisi**qingqingqiaozhe，meimouxiexiedepieleyiyanhuanglei。
tayouxieneihansidexiaowen：
“zenmeyanghuanglaoshi？womengongsideyirenhaibucuoba？”
youdaoshifengshuilunliuzhuan，bushibubaoshihouweidao。
huangleigangcaineihanta，xianzaizongsuanlundaotaneihanhuilaile。
gangcaichuyanchaofengdaijiezou，xianzaidalianleba？
huangleitinglezheihualianseyizhenyinqingbuding，yaoyaoyameijianghua，youzhongchibiedeganjue……
很特么不爽！
erzheihuierdedanmuyeshiyizhenkuajiangyangmia！
大家都在说：
【nikeyiyongyuanxiangxinmijiedeshenmei！】
【tagongsizhendedoushijunnanjingnva！】
【zheixuanyaobieshuozaitagongsile，yanzhizheiyikuaifangzaizhenggeneiyudoushixiangdangzhaliedechengduhaoma！】
【xuanyao：……nitemedoushizheimekuajiangrende？】
【哈哈哈……】
……
yanbotingheguanzhongzheibianshangqieruci。
xianchangjiugengbuyongduoshuole。
女嘉宾们都炸锅了！