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zaiheruyedexiaoshuo《zhuangfengmaishahou，wodengjile》zhong，songyifengchaochaoyangliushiyiweixunzhaoziwoshenfenheguishugandenianqingren。songyifengchaochaoyangliuzailvtuzhongjieshilegezhonggeyangderenwu，jinglilefengfuduocaidemaoxianyutiaozhan。tongguoyutarendejiaoliuheneixindetansuo，songyifengchaochaoyangliuzhujianmingbailezijideshiminghejiazhi，bingzuizhongzhaodaolezhenzhengdeguisu。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanchengzhangyutansuo，wokendinghuiyuelaiyuejingqi，bugufuhuangshangduiwodeqiwang。」huangshangrouleroutaiyangxue，qingjinbaoqi。「chaofei，……jiangyinfaduzheduiziwodesikaohezhuiqiu。

精彩章节

huangdixihuanyoucaihuadenvzi。yinciwoyizhizhuangshazi。tazhaowoshiqinneitian。wonianleyizhengwanjitaxiedeqingshu。

「bixia，hanan！maoweidanaole，helaoshengyiqiqukuangkuangxiehuayuanma？womenyiqiquhediancha，

kuangleilewomenjiushaoxiyixia，qianduanshijiandeshixiwangnibuyaozaixinyoujiemole，bienashoulebaojian，

shouniyikaozi，yaoyaoda。」1renrendouzhidaohuangdixihuanyoucaihuadenvzi。guifeimeitiannazheyiben《nvjie》，

congzaodudaowan。huanghoutiantianyanjiu《neixun》，hougongyebuguan。hougongchongfeiduodeshibaodushishude。

jiulianwoshenbiandegongnv，yexiangwojielemoshuituzaiyifushang，jiazhuangyoudianshujuanqi。huangdiconglaimeichongxingguowo，

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laotouyibiyihuajiaowoxiezijidemingzi。「chaochao」wodafanmoshui，zaizhishanghuawangba。「fuzi，

zheiyedachabuchaba，wonengkandong。」laotoumawo，「woxianzaizhaogeququzhandianmoshui，

paguodedoubinixiedehao！。」diertian，laotoushangkedeshihou，wozaidixiawanququ。

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zhuozidoubeitamenxianfanle。laotouzhizhewo，「ninini」lebantian。「fuzi，

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toutingwodebinvxiaominghetaijianduihua。「zheiyangzhendenengxiyindaohuangshangma？」

taijianshihuangshangdetaijianzongguandixiadedataijiandixiadelaotaijiandeyizixiaotaijian。youyixiexiaoxihenlingtong。

tajiazhesangzi，「jiemei，xinwo，baode。」yuhuayuanshihuangshangmeitiandouyaolaisanxindedifang。

ouertadaizhehuanghouguifei，huozhebiedenvrenlaizheilitanqingshuoai，yuexiahuaqian。xiaomingnazhebenshijingzainian。

yichuxian，guoranxiyinlehuangshangdezhuyi。huangshangkandaota，yanqianyiliang。「nijiaoshenmemingzi？shinagegongde？」

xiaomingchenghuangchengkong，ditouguizhe。「nu，nubijiaoxiaoming，mingyuedeming。shichaofeiniangnianggonglide。」ze，

wojitaqidekebushizheigeming。shibumingzeyi，yimingjingrendeming。「dadan！chaofeizhengzaijinzu，

niyigegongnvzenmeganpaochulai？」shangyishi，wobeihuangdidarutianlao。xiaomingweilejiuwo，beiyuzuzhemozhisi。

yankanzhexiaomingsesefadou，wotiaoxiajiashan，chuxianzaizhongrenmianqian。「chaofei？niweihezaizheili？」

huangshangdelianheidexiangguodi。wozuiyipie，yanleidakedakewangxiadiao。「huihuangshang，pinqieduihuangshangaimuyoujia，

kewufayuhuangshangxiangjian，shizaishitaixiangnianhuangshangle，suoyicailaiyuhuayuan。」3wokule，wopiantade。

huangdijianwokudelihuadaiyutazuijiaochouchu，「ni...nixianqilai。」「bu！

huangshangruoshibuyuanliangpinqiehexiaoming，pinqiejiuzhangguibuqi！」woyibabaozhuhuangshangdedatui，「pinqiezhidaocuole，

danainindexinshizhende！ninyaoshibuxin，pinqiekeyidangchangbubeichu《tangshi》sanbaishou」

huangshangzixiduanxianglewoyihui。「chaofeisuiranyudun，danshizaimeili，santianhounilaishiqinba。」sizui，

rangniluanshuohua！xiaomimigongsongzouhuangdi，wokaikou，「xiaoming，nixiangxiangshangpa，

yeyinggaizhidaofanshisansierhouxing。」「chaofeiniangniang，nubizhicuole。」woqingtanyikouqi，「jiruci，

fanibangwochao……shiqinzhiqianwojiuyao。」qihuangzitingshuowoyaoqushiqin，dabanyefandaowodeqingongzhaowo。

「chaochao！qiuqiunibuyaoqushiqin。」wozhengchaodongxi，tadangzhulewodegongdeng，shizaiaiyan。「qihuangzi，

hechuciyan？」「fuhuangtazhiaiyoucaihuadenvren，nizheimeben，wobenxiangqiutarangwoquniweiqi！」

zicongzaiguozijianlaotouneidanaoyidunhou，yiduihuangzijiuchenglewodehaopengyou。qihuangzigengshiwodegenban，

haojicichugongdoushitadaizhewo。tabenxingchunzhen，wozhibatadangdidi。「yeba，nidabanyemeishizuo，

laibangwochaozheige。」qihuangzikanlewozhunbeidedongxi，daoxiyikouqi。「chaochao，niquedingyaowochaozheige？

niyaoshisile，wojiuhenijieminghun。」「bizui，chaojiuwanle！」

4huanghouheguifeitingshuowozheigeshaziyaoqushiqin。fenfenpaoguolaijiaowodushu。shangyishi，tamenmeizuocuoshenme，

quezaiwosihou，yinweiyoucaiqingzhaozhihuangdiyanfan。yeluodedarulenggongdexiachang。woyaojiu，

zheiciwoyaojiutamensuoyouren。「chaofei，suiranhougongmeitianmingzhengandou，

danwomenhaishiburenxinrangweiyidewenmangqusongsi。」「duidui，womenlinshijiaonidianzhishi。」

zheisantianwoguodetongkujile。zhuangshazizhennan，tiantianaoyebeigeng。huanghouwenwo，「bufenbozhongshishenmeyisi？」

「suncehesunquanzhangxiangjiweixiangsi。suncesihou，zaisunquandedalizhuiqiuxia，zhouyuyeshiconglesunquan。

zhishimeidaowanshangjinxingzhishi，zhouyuzuishangzongshihuihancuo，yihuishibofu，yihuishizhongmou，

zheijiushibufenbozhongdeyoulai。」huanghoutingwandengdayanjing，wuzhexiongkou，「guifei，guifei，bengongbuxingle，

nilaiwen。」guifeixiaoxinyiyiwenwo。「zhugeliangweishenmechushan？」「liubeibaihuizhugeliangdemaolu，

meiquyicijiucongshangmianchouyibacaozouhuiqubianmaozi，choudaodisancibacaochoukongle，

zhugeliangmeibanfazhulejiugentazoule。」jianguifeilengshen，wozhijieqiangda。

「zheiyeshiweishenmehoulailiubeisongzhugeliangmaozitashengqi，bijingzheishitazijijiamaocao。」tamenbufushu，

butuoxie，jingshenjiqiwanqiang。meitiandoulaitiwenwo。「baijuyiweishenmexiepipaxing？」

「pipanvshiyuanzhenjiabande。」「lvbushishei？」「sanjiaxingnu。」「zhouyuheshiqushi？」

「zhouyumeisia，tabianchenghuangyueyingjiajizhugeliangle。」「goujianzuipashei？」「zhaozilong，

yinweitahunshenshidan。」「lisiaishei？」「lisihebeiduofencengjingyouyiduanqiwandebuweirenzhideaiqinggushi。

beiduofentashiyigeyinlejia，tahaizhuanmenweizheiduanaiqingchuangzuoleyishougangqinqumingwei《zhiailisi》，

danhourenjuedezheiduanganqingshizaishibuzuweiwairendaoye，suoyijiuba《zhiailisi》huanchengle《zhiailisi》」

huanghouyongliyaohuangwodebozi。「chaofei，nihaixueleshenmeyeshi？」woshenxiyikouqi，「jiaguose，yutianxiang，

yingxiongmuqincaochengxiang。diepinuan，yipaqiang，qingguohefeijiaoxiuzhang。liangqiran，beixiaosa，shengzidangrutishenjiang。

chaokuangye，yunaishang，xiamianmeiranshuyunzhang。gequanmei，shelumang，zijingzimingyizhangchuang。liangjiace，shounvehuang，

gongjintunbozhaodajiang。dongjiaohua，wenhouchang，qitilianlianbenchuniang。」huanghouheguifeijiaolewosantian，

shuyebudule，yebuqugongdoule。tingshuohuanghouyibingbuqi，guifeimeirichizhainianfo。5woqushiqinneigewanshang。

gonglirendouxijierqi。bijingyirendedaojiquanshengtian。wodaizheqihuangzihexiaomingchaohaodeyiluozhizoule。

laijiewodegonggongwenwohuailichuaideshenmedongxi，wonanranyixiao，「xiejihuangshangdeqingshu。」wobaozheneiluoqingshu，

jinzhangyouqidaiditajinyangxindian。huangshangxieyizairuantashang，shouchiyijuanshiji，sishiwudujiaoyangwangzhuguang，

yanshenyouyu，bochunqingmin，hunshensanfazhe“zhenhaoyougushi”deqixi。

gonggongdishengtixingwo：「huangshangjinrichenmiqianchaoshirendefenggu，xiaozhukeyaopeihexie。」kebuzhijinri，

tanatianmeiyouzaizhuangwenyi。wojiaoxiushangqian，「huangshang，chenqiejinindaileqingshu～」huangshangzhuanguotoukanxiangwo，

tiaomei:「chaofeinixiongwudianmo，jurandongshishufengya？kuairangzhenlaitingting。」wozixinmanman:「lvedong，lvedong，

weilehuangshangxuede。」tahuituilesuoyouren，bawolouzaihuaili。「aifeizheimeyouxin，zhenbuxiangbeipangrentingdao。」

wofankaidiyiye，shengqingbingmaokaishinian。「bixia，hanan！maoweidanaole，helaoshengyiqiqukuangkuangxiehuayuanma？

womenyiqiquhediancha，kuangleilewomenjiushaoxiyixia。」「qianduanshijiandeshixiwangnibuyaozaixinyoujiemole，

bienashoulebaojian，shouniyikaozi，yaoyaoda。」huangshangjiangzhule。「zhei，zhei，zheijiushinixiede？」

woluchulepingshengzuicanlandexiaorong。「shia，zheishichenqienulilesantianxuede。」「xianiuhao，

renshibixiashiwosanshengyouxin，meiyoubixiazaishenbiandeyuezi，wozhenggerendouhenbenkui。」huangshangzhoujinmeitou，

「nibuhuihaiyouba。」「pinqiezhidaozijiguluguawen，danmeimeijiandaohuangshang，wojiulingjingbule。

wokendinghuiyuelaiyuejingqi，bugufuhuangshangduiwodeqiwang。」huangshangrouleroutaiyangxue，qingjinbaoqi。「chaofei，

nibuyaotaiduoduobirenle。」shenme？woshengleijuxia，「wodudubiren？huangshang，denaorenchuqienaorenba！」

huangshangyibatuikaiwo，「chaofei，zheiyangdezaoponixieleduoshao？」woguidaozaidi，juqishoufashi「huangshang！

suiranchenqiedewenhuayangjinbaliang，yemeiyoujiasan，kechenqiedexinshizhengdeshouni！」huangshangmeishuohua，

danyijingzaibaonubianyuan。wozhuaizhutadexiuzi。「huangshangbujuedechenqiehenzhenxingqingma？hechenqiezaiyiqi，

ninkeyibuyongxuweiyushe。」huangshangrenleyouren，rengdiaoleshoulideshiji，xiefensidecailecai。

zuizhongkanzhewodejuemeirongmao，pibeikaikou。「gonggong，songtahuiqu，zhenxiangjingjing……」

beiyazhewanghuizoudeshihou，wohaibusixin，「huangshang，jingjingshishei？tayouwozhangdehaokanma！」

6woyaodejiushitachechedidiyanewo。bijingwoshizhongshengde。shangyishi，wowusuibei《lunyu》，

liusuinengzuoshi，qisuipolebainianqiju。luolegejingchengdiyicainvdemingtou。woniansuijianzhang，yeyueconghuiguoren，

biwodesuoyouxiongdidoucongming。adieaniangzongshigankai。「chaochao，niyaoshigenanzijiuhaole。」

jiulianxiongzhangmenyeshuo，「chaochao，niyaoshinanershen，xinkezhuangyuanfeinimoshu。」kexiwobushi。wogangjiji，

huangdibianpobujidairangworugong。tayuwohuaqianyuexia，yinshizuodui。hougonglidefeizizhong，

woshizuiyoucaihuadeneiyige。shiyi，huangshangyoushihuitongwotaolunzhengzhi，junshi。womeicitichujianyi，

tadouhuorankailang。youshikanzhewoshuo，「chaochao，niyaoshinanzi，zhenrangnizuochengxiang。」kexiwobushi。

difangdahan，woquantayigongdaizhen，jianmianfushui。diguotuxi，woquantayuanjiaojingong，anduchencang。panwangzuoluan，

woquantashanyongtuienlingyujindaoji。suizhewodejianyiyigeyigebeicaina，guojiazhilideyuelaiyuehao。

huangdiduiwodekuazanyeyuelaiyueduo。tajingchangbaozhewoshuo，「chaochao，chaochao，hougonglidenvzidoushiyongzhisufen，

wozhiyueni。」huanghouguifeigongzhongdouchachuwuguwawa，chadaolewozheili。tafuxiuerqu，「chaochao！

meixiangdaonizheimeedu！」yishandudezuimingjiangwoxialedayu。fuqinxiangfangshefalianluochaotinghaoyoujiuwo。

keshangchaoshi，danfanweiwoshuohuaderen，quanbeitayigezhongzuimingbianguan。womenquanjiabeiliufang，weinuweiji。

dieniangxiongzhangcansi。xiaomingweilerangwoshaoshoudianku，beiyuzuzhemozhisi。wobeipanchusixingneitian，

huanghouheguifeidoulaikanwangwo。woxiangtamenyaoyaotou，「bubiduoshuo，wozhidaomuhoushisheizaicaozong。」

putianzhixia，hainengyousheiyouzheiyangdequanlini？huangdilaideshihou，wobingbuyiwai。「chaochao，zhentaiainile。」

wodizhetou，kanzhemanshendezangwuyuxueji。「zheijiushinishuodeaima？」tatiaoqiwodexiaba，

「nitaicongmingle，youshihoucongmingdejianzhirangzhenhaipa。」「pingshenme，pingshenmenibizhenyouzhiguotianfu？」

「zhenaini，kezhenmeimeixiangdao，ruguonishinanzi，zheihuangdideweizhi，hailundedaozhenzuoma？」

tafushenzaiwoerbianshuo，「chaochao，nigaisi，nizuigaiwansi！zhiyunidefuxiong，

sheizhidaotamenzainidejiaosuoxiayouwufanpanzhixin，zhenziranxianchuhoukuai。」wosisidengzheta，「huangshang，

ruguoyoulaishi，wobizuonidelongyi，zhinidequanbing！rangnikankanwozheigenvzishizenmechengweinvdi！」

woziyoudaonianzhang，suoyourendouhewoshuo，ruguowoshinanzijiuhaole。kexiwobushi。

dannvzipingshenmebunengchengdi？nvzipingshenmebunengweiguan？pingshenmenvzijiuyaosancongside，xiangfujiaozi？wohen！

wohen！8xushilaotianlianmin，wonengzhonghuoyishi。zheiyishi，wocongxiaojiukaishizhuangshazi。bimozhiyanyigebupeng，

toujimogouyangyangdoulai。adieshiwujiang。wochanzhetaqujunying，zhudongtichuhezheixieshibingyiqixunlian。

tamendouxiaohuawo，「xiaoguniangjiajiacoushenmerenao。」「jiaodidide，kenengguoyiliangtianjiubulaile。」

danwojianchixialaile，yilianjiushishinian。shentiqiangjian，cainengweidailingjunduidajichu。cainengyoujihuidaibingbigong。

jianjiandi，junyinglidefanduishengyuelaiyuexiao。wanxishengquechuxianle。「chaochaoguniangyaoshigenanzi，

zaojiunenghexiaosongjiangjunbinglunle。」xiaosongjiangjunshiwodieshangsisongjiangjundeerzi，songyifeng。niansuihewoyibanda。

songyifengfanbotamen，「chaochaoyijienvliuzhibei，zennengtongnanzixiangbi？」youpailepaiwodejianbang，「chaochaoai，

yaoshinizhendeshinanzi，jiunenghewoyiqibaojiaweiguole。」kexiwobushi。nanzi，nanzi，youshinanzi！

wotiaoqiyiganzhangqiang，「woduhuamulan，muguiying，fanlihua。」「jintiannimenhewobihuabihua，

wodaoyaokankanzheijunying，youjigerenshengdeguowo！」bufuqidedangchangjiushangleleitai，beiwoyixiajiusaolechuqu。

zuihou，wojinpilijie，zaisongyifengshouxiaxiansheng。songyifenghongzhelianxiangwodaoqian，「chaochao，shiwocuole，

nibirenherendouyouxiu。」zheiyishi，jijihouwoyinrongmaodielihaishijinlegong。huangdipianaicainv，

wojiuzhuangshazizangzhuo。anzhonglianxisongyifeng，rangtaxiangbanfaqushoubianguan。tiangaohuangdiyuan，

bianguancaihaofazhanzijideshili。gongzhongrenrendouzhidao，chaofeizaishiqindangwanbeihuangdituihuileqingong。jinzuwunian，

budechugong。luojingxiashi，kekoufenli。suoyourendouxiangcaiwoyijiao。huanghouheguifeilaiquanguowo。「chaofei，

nifugeruan，sasajiao，bujiuxingle。」「duia，nizhangdezheimehaokan，suibianshuojijuhaohua，

huangshangdouhuiyuanliangnide。」wowentamen，「nimenkuailema？」tamenzhengleng，「shenmeyisi？」

「zaihougongrifuyiri，zhiweibodeyigerendehuanxin，zheiyangkuailema？」guifeiyibawuzhuwodezui，