sanrenbianzoubianliao，meiguoduojiu，linxiaolujiugenzhelimiaoxinzouxiayidaoshijie，laidaoleyichugeloudayuan。
yugangcaibutong，zheilidaoshiyoubushaorenjinchu，renshengdingfeidekanqilairenaofeifan。
“zheilijiushiyongshandeshanshifangle，shidishimeiyihouelekeyizhijielaizheiliyongshan。”limiaoxinduixiongmeiliangreqingdejieshaodao。
linxiaolukanlekandayuanlijinchudenannannvnvhou，mianluyihuo:“shijienibushishuozanmenzhaixingyimaimeiduoshaodizima？neizheixierenshishei？”
“tamenshiemeidewaimendizi，pingshijuzhuzaishanxia。”limiaoxinjieshaodao:“emeijiumaishifeng，meiyifengdouyoudapiwaimendizi。”
yibianshuo，limiaoxinyibianqianzhetahexiaoyuerjinledayuan。
zheigeshihousihuzhengshifandianer，yuanneizaqizabazuozhexuduosuoweidewaimendizi，ertamenyikandaolimiaoxin，meigerendelianshangdouguaqileyisijingwei。
“jiejie，neixierenhaoxiangdouhenpani。”xiaoyuerhaoqiwendao。
“yinweizanmenshineimendiziya。”limiaoxinxiaozhejiangdao:“emeidengjisenyan，chufeitianfujuejia，fouzesuoyourendoushicongwaimendizikaishizuoqi，erwaimendizizhiyouzaimeiniandezongmenshilianzhongqudeqiansanming，cainengjinshengweineimendizi。”
“neiwohewomeimeishiwaimenhaishineimen？”linxiaoluwen。
“dangranshineimen。”limiaoxinjiezhexiaodao:“nimenshishizunqinzishoudedizi，zhijiejiushineimende，buyongganhuo，zhiyaohaohaoxiuxingjiuhaole，zaiemei，waimendizidoushishiliusuikaishizhaoshou，erneimendizizebutongle，huiyouxuduogennimenyiyang，youtianfudexiaohaizi，xiaoxiaonianjijiuchengleneimendizi。”
“ee”linxiaoluyitingmanyidedianlediantou。
zijiguoranshizuolaodadeliao，qipaoxianjiubibierengao，zhijiejiushineimendizi，wahahahaha～
limiaoxinkanzheshuangshouchayao，zhanzaineieryangtoushaxiaodenanhaieryouxiekuxiaobude，gaojiedao:
“shidi，suirannishineimendizidanyebunengtanwane，congmingtiankaishisuanqi，ruguoniyinianneiwufajinruningqijing，jibiannishishizunqinzishoudedizi，yehuizidongjiangjidiaodaowaimende。”
“哈哈哈哈——”
shaoniandexiaoshengjiaranerzhi，fangfoshenmeshidoumeifashengyiyang，genzhelimiaoxinshangleneimendizizhuanmenyongshandegelou。
bujiu，sanrenlaidaozhuangxiuyazhideerlou，ergangyidaoerlou，lijiyouweiqingyixiaosiyilianchanmeidepaoleguolai。
“miaoxinshijiehao。”qingyixiaosixiaolianxiangyingdexingli，chanmeidao:
“shidijinriqichuang，jianchuangwaixiquemingjiao，yuanlaishimiaoxinshijieqianlaiyongshan，zhenshiyoushiyuanying，youshiyuanying。”
limiaoxinbeitadoudewuzuiyixiao:“housanershaoshuapinzui，niduobazheipaimapidegongfuhuazaixiuxingshang，zaojiujinshengneimendizile。”shuowan，tajiujixiaosijieshaodao:“zheiliangweishilinxiaolushidihexiaoyuershimei，doushiwoshizunxinshoudedizi，yihounihaohaozhaodai，qiebukedaiman。”
mingweihousanerdexiaosiyiting，lianmanggongjingdeduixiongmeiliangwanyaoxingli:“waimendizihousaner，jianguolinxiaolushixiong，jianguoxiaoyuershijie。”
xiaoyueryouxiehaipadekanleyiyanhousaner，xiaoxiaodeshenziwanglimiaoxinshenhouyiduo，fangfoyizhishoujingdeyoushou，zhikandelimiaoxindahukeai。
erlinxiaolujiumeineimehaipale，tajianmianqianhouziyiyangdebumingwutiduizijizunchong，limabaichuyifudalaozitai，beizhexiaoshoudesedao:“xiaohuozibucuo，yihounijiugenwole。”
housaneryileng，limiaoxinyechadianxiaochulesheng，zijizheixiaoshidi，shizaishitaidoule。
qisuidelinxiaolujixuxiaozhangdeduihousanerxiaodao:“lai，jiaodage！”
housanerkanzhemianqianshengaozhidaozijidatuidexiaoshixiong，weiweichiyileyixiahoushenqinggangadao:“da，dage。”
“ng～”linxiaoluxinmanyizudedianlediantou，shaxixidewaizuiyixiao:“yihounijiugenwohun，yaoshiyourenqifunijiubaowolinxiaoludemingzi，huohuohuohuo～”
limiaoxinbeizheiyimudoudehuazhiluanzhan，biexiaobiedeliansetonghong，chuanlehaojikouqicaidaduanlinxiaolumoxingdexiaosheng，duihousanershuodao:“qudajifenlingshisongdaowoxiangfanglai，jide，zuoruanyixie，woshimeinianjixiao，chibuletaiyingdeshiwu。”
“delei，sanweishixiongshijieqing～”
xiongmeilianghelimiaoxinjinleyichuyazhidexiangfang，yijinmen，linxiaolujiuhaoqiwendao:“shijie，lingshishishenme？”
“lingshinijiushiyonglingqiguangaideshiwu，zhangqishiyongduiwomenxiuxingshidayouhaochude。”limiaoxinbujinbumandejieshao:“waimendizimeiyuexiangyonglingshizhiyouyican，erneimendizimeirikexiangyongyican，lingwaichaoguoshuliangdexuyaoyonggongxiandianduihuan。”
“neigongxiandianyoushisha？”linxiaolujixuzhuiwen。
“gongxiandianjiushiniweizongmenzuodegongxian，womenxiuxingzhiyukeyiqujizongmenzuorenwulaihuodegongxiandian，daoshihoujiukeyiduihuanzijixiangyaodelingshila，faqila，gongfazhileide。”
linxiaoluxiongmeiliangyishijiantingdedouyouxiemeng，tamennianjitaixiaotingbudadongzheixie，haishiduishiwubijiaoganxingqu。
zaicunlideshihoutamenlianroudouhenshaochidao，gengbietishenmelingshile，guangtingzhedouganjuebusu，yincixinlidoufeichangqidai。
erzhengdangtamenqiaoshouyipandedengdaishi，xiangfangwaihuranchuanlaiyidaocierdedaxiaosheng。
“妙心师妹。”
yimingshenchuanzanglansezhangpaodeshougaoxiushidaizheyiqunxipixiaoliandexiushizoulejinlai。
yijinwu，shougaoxiushijiupobujidaideyinxiaodao:“miaoxinshimei，wotingshuonimenzhaixingyimaishigeershinian，zhongyushoudeliangweidizi，shixiongwotediguolaikankan，shizenyangdetianjiao，cainengrunimenzhaixingdefayan。”
cihuayichu，shougaoxiushishenhoudeqitarenfenfenhahadaxiao。
limiaoxinzekanzhezheiqunrenxiumeiyizhou。
suirantaxinzhongbuyuanchengren，danzhaixingyimai，yizhidoushiemeidexiaobing。
meibanfa，shizunsuiranshilizaijiumaizhanglaozhongduzhanaotou，danshitalaorenjiatianxinglansan，zaijiashangzhaixingyimaidejuexueshizaitainanrumen，suoyiyijingershiduonianmeiyouxindizi。
dantayiranbuyunxubierenwuruzhaixing，cikegengshihengmeilengshengdao:“zhaoshixiong，woshizunzhaoshoudizi，haiyaorangnikanbucheng！”
“bububushimeiniwuhuile。”shougaoxiushilianmangbailebaishou:“womenjiuyingyimaideshixiongdizhishibijiaohaoqi，zhaixingyimaiershinianmeiyoudizi，jintianhuranlailexindizi，erqiehaishiliangge，neishixiongwonengbulaikankanma？daishixiongdimenguolaizhangzhangjianshima。”
shuowan，takanlekanqieshengshengdexiaoyuer，youkanlekanlinxiaolu，xiaomimiwenleju:“nierrenjiushizhaixingyimaidexindizi？”
gangwenwan，talianshangdexiaorongjiudouranyishou，dahanleyisheng:“dongfangdan！”
“师兄我在。”
shenhouderenqunzhong，yiweiyizhehuali，nianjidagaizaishisuizuoyoudexiaopangzijileguolai。
xiaopangziyilianfeirou，mizheyishuangsanjiaoyan，zhenggerengengerouqiuside，zouludeshihouxiabashangderoudouyizhanyizhande。
shougaoxiushidazhexiaopangzidejianbang，duilimiaoxinxiaodao:“zheishiwoshizunxinshoudedizidongfangdan，tianshengtulingti。”
si～limiaoxinwenyanyijing，meimuchayidekanlekanzheimaobujingrendexiaopangzi，wuxinglingtizhongdetulingti，jiuyingyimaijuranshoulezheiyangyiweitianjiao！
shougaoxiushijiantajingya，muzhongchangkuangzhiyigengnong，kanzhelinxiaoluxiongmeichixiaodao:“xiaodan，zheilianggedoushigennitongyitianbairuemeideshidishimei，kuaiqudagezhaohu。”
mingjiaodongfangdandexiaopangzixinlingshenhui，shenqingjuaodelaidaolinxiaolumianqian，xiaoyanjingxianshiyisaolinxiaolushenshangmanshibudingdepojiuyifu，suihoumulubiyi，dashengxiaozhangdao:“woshidayueguozaixiangzhizi，tianshengtulingtidongfangdan，nishiheren？”
xiaopangzishenhou，shougaoxiushiheyiqunjiuyingdedizimenfenfenluchuyifukanhaoxidemoyang。
erlimiaoxindunjuebuman，zheibangrenmingxianjiushilaiqifurende！
tazhouzhexiumeigangzhunbeifanu，beixiaopangzijindingzhedelinxiaoluquehuranwaizuiyixiao:
“我是你爹。”