第五章、抓鹌鹑可太简单了

buzhidaoshibushizhiyoudongbeishizheiyang,zhiyouzheigeshidaishizheiyang,fuzizhijiandexiangchu,yongyuanshizuichenmoyezuifuzade。

tamenyoushihoushijunchen,youshihoushipengyou,youshihoushenzhishichouren,danzhongjiu,tamenshifuyuzi。

dabufendeshijianli,fuyuzidexiangchuhegoutong,douxiangbaikaishuiyiyangguadan,youshihouhaihuijiazazhewuhuihebulijie,danduanqizheibeibaikaishuihejinzuilideshihou,weidaoshibaijiuyiyangdelie。

chenyongnianhechenzhihengzheiduifuzizhijian,ziranyeshizheiyangde,suoyidangzuoweifuqindechenyongnianbaichuzheiyangyifuzitaishi,chenzhihengjiuzhidao,zheihuishiyichang“darenzhijiandeduihua”。

“ba,womeishenmebiedexiangfa,jiushixianggandianzhengshier。”

“嗯。”

haishichenmo,chenyongniangenwairen,gencunlideqitaren,shenzhigenlianggenverdoushilingyifumiankong,zongshixipixiaoliande,danshimianduierzideshihou,yueshixiangrenzhen,yueshihuiyansu,yueshixianglajinheerzidejuli,jiuyueshihuishengyingqilai。

gaibulele,ben,meijiule。

“爸……”

“qunianyeshuole,zanjiayemeibanfagongnishangxue,nizijiyebuzhengqi,xuebujinqu,daxuexiaolichulai,zheijinianle……wangle。”

“嘿嘿。”

“nixiaogepi。laoshierde!wogangcaishuoshalaizhe,dui,qunian。”

chenyongnianzhuantoukanzheneizhibaozaiyifulideqiang,youzhuanguolaikanzhechenzhihengdao:“benlaiwoshixiangzhe,rangnigennidayexuemujianghuoer,quniannibuyuanyi,jiumeirangniqu,nisuishudale,zijiyouxiangfa,woyebuhaoanzhenitourangnixue,fanzheng……”

chenyongnianjiebaleyixia,haoxiangbuzhidaogaizenmeshuole,zuibakaihehaojiu,caishuochuyiju:“nizijiyouyanjiujiuxing,biezouwaile。”

“ba,nizheizashuodehaoxiangwoyaochuqujiedaosideni。”

chenzhihengyuetingyuebuduijing,zijixinlixiangleyixia,mingbaile。

“aiya,womeishuowoyaochuqudagonga!nibieshiyiweiwoshixianggenzhefangpaidezouba!”

chenyongniantengdeyixialianjiuhongle,taidushifenqiangyingdenachufuqindeweiyanjizijizhaobu:“nibushishenmebushi!nini、neigangcainijiubushishuo……”

chenzhihengkuxiaobude,zhihaobazijidexiangfagenlaodieshuoleyibian。

wanletahaibuwanggenchenyongnianmiaoshuyixiameihaoqianjing:“banixianga,neishanshangneimeduohaodongxi,nianniandongtianshangshandachaiyujianduoshaoyewua,neibudoushicaime!”

chenyongnianyoudianyidong,danshibuxiangfuhetaerzi:“youcaiyedeninengnazhecaixing,neizhaoguangfuyelinzhegepopenzishangshandalie,xianzaizhuguaikeliule,ni……”

啪。

yizhitingzhedewanglanpailechenyongniangeboyixia,wanletayiyan。

nizenmehaizhouzijierzini。

chenyongnianyixiazidiqiyoubuzule,qiangxingtizhendiwei,denglewanglanyiyan,wanglanbuxidehetayibanjianshi,jitagemianzizuohuilekangjiao,heliangguinvliaotianqule。

“fanzheng,nizijixinliyoushujiuxing,tingjianmei。”

“ngna,wodong,ba,wodoudong。”

“nidongge……nanizheipowanyier,huiqushaokangshuijuequ。”

…………

chenzhihengtamenjiashizhengjingdesanjianda、datufang,fumuzhuyijiandade,liangnverzhuyijianxiaode,chenzhihengzhuyijiangengxiaode。

pingchangshihouhaihao,shaohuozhishaoyigezao,jiushizuofandeneige,daoledongtian,chenzhihenghechenyongnianyeliangerneikeshizhendeyitangyitangdequshanshanglamutou,yejiushitamenzheidifangdaochudoushishan,daochudoushishu,caiyouzheiyangdetiaojian,ganshaosangezao。

chenzhihengnianqing,huoliwang,bupashuiliangkang,zaishuoxianzaiyemeiduoleng,tajiumeixiangduoshao,zuozaixiaobandengshangdingzhezaokenglidehuoxiangshiqingchushendeshihou,houbeiyichen。

“哥~”

“niyouzale,zaiyouneikuguniangerjiwochi,nikanwoshoubushoushini。”

chenzhihenghechenyuenaozhewaner,bazhetageboyihuangyihuangdexiangyaoyaocheyiyang,chenyuequemeixiangyiwangneiyangwuaohanjiaodefanren。

“ge,niyaochuqudagonga。”

“嗯?”

chenzhihenghuiguotou,kanchenyuedelian,youhe,biegezuihaoxiangyaokudeyisi。

“zenmezhe,nishidanxinwozoulemeirenbangnibeiheiguoleshibu。ei,kushaa,shashibu,meisheishuoyaozoua。”

chenzhihengshihuai,shenshoumoleyibakangdongshangmianbeiyanxunheidedifang,qingqingdebangchenyuebayanleicadiao,paipaitadenaodai:“nihuiquwenwenzanjie,nijiuzhidaole。”

“ge,neinibuzoula?”

“嗯。”

“哥。”

“又咋?”

“wogennishuoshihua,wogangcaiyiweinizoulewoyenengzijizhuyigewuhahahaha!”

“你个没良心的。”

chenzhihengjuqishaohuogunbihualeyixia,bachenyuehedehahaxiaozhepaole,chenzhihengzijiyemeibiezhule,zhongxinzuoxiashaohuo,youdingzheshengtengdehuoyankanlebuzhidaoduojiu,zhidaohuoyanranjinzhihou,waiwuchedixianruheian,tacaituranhuiguoshenlai,xiaoleyisheng,huidaolewuzili。

…………

“chenyue,biefannige。”

“ma,tazuotianjiwomogedaheilian,jinzaowojiexiaowolaozhangshijianle!”

zheishihoudexuecunbuzhu,chenzhihengyijiazaishangshandeshihou,xuejibendoumeile。chenyongnianyijintianlijiumenzhetoukaishiganhuo,zijiyijinggachuhaozhangyitangbaomipuzile,chenzhihengzheibianhaimeikaishi,yinweitadexianhonghaozhangyawuzhuadechenyue。

“yueera,bienaole,gedainiqugoudixiazhuahamaqu。”

“wocaibuquni,nijiwozhuahudie。”

“wonayouneigongfu,zaishuozheinalaidehudie……”

chenzhihengshuozhe,jiukandaotajiazheikuaixiaokuaididexiafangshangouli,youjigexiaodianzaidishangbenpao。

“ba,dixiayoutuwei(yi)ba。”

“嗯,去吧。”

tuweibajiushianchun,zheizhongbutaihuifeidebenniaozuixihuandejiushinongminshoubaomideshihouqutianlijianbaomilichi,erqie……

它们非常好抓。

“zou,yueer,gedainizhuatuweiba,wanshangchi!”

“嗯呐!”

chenyueyanjingzhiliang,jianqitaneibagajiucaidexiaoliandaojiuxiaopaozhegenzhechenzhihengwangpoxiazou,buguodengtamendaolepodixia,neixieanchundoupaole。

“哥……”

“meishier,gejiaonizenmezhuazheigebenniao。”

chenzhihengdaoshibuhuang,zhaolegexiangyangdedifang,nazheliandaozaitushangwalegekeng,kankanzhinengshenjinqugequantouneimeda,shendudaoshinengzhidaoshouzhou。

zhishichenyuebazhouweidebaomilishouyishou,doudaojinkengli,chenzhihengpaipaishou,lazhechenyuezoudaoshaoweiyuandiandedifang。

“yueera,nijiuzaizheikanzhe,biedong,dengzhe,yihuierzhuazhutuweibahanwoyisheng,tingjianmei。”

“ge,neikulongmeigaiera,zazhuaa。”

“你就听我的吧。”

chenzhihengbachenyuehuyouzaizhei“dunjianyu”,zijicaizhelongtaihuiqugabaomiqule。

gangdongshoumeiyoushifenzhong,chenyuezhiwahanjiaodedongjingjiuchuanguolaile。

“ge!!gejinkengle!gejinkengle!”

“nicaijinkengleni,hanshahan。”

chenzhihengmanyouyoudezouguoqu,laoyuanjiukanjianchenyuedunzaigangcaitawakengdedifang,xiangzhuayoubuganzhuadeyangzi,chenzhihengzoudaodifangzhihou,guoran,neixizhangdetukengli,daozaicongyiyangde,yougeanchunyitouzhajinkengli,chubulaile。

“zenmeyang,gemeipianniba。”

“ng,ge,zheiniaoqueshituweiba,yequeshisha,tazabufeia?”

“hahaha,tayedezhangdekaichibanga。”

zhijieshenshoujinkeng,bazheizhidaomeideanchunhaolechulai,chenzhihengdianleliangxia。

“不够吃啊。”

shuowan,jiuyihuishou:“zou!yueer,zanmenhuangedifangzaiwagekeng!”

“嗯呐!”