zhongshanjiaoxia，chuanzhefahuanghanshan、dakucha，jiaotalaobeijingbuxiedeshouxueqingnian，zhengmeijingdacaidiwangshanshangzou。
tajiaolinyifan，congxiaozaishanshangzhangda，genzhelaodiexiulianwugong，bannianqianxuechengxiashanchuangdangjianghu，meidengtachuangchuyipiantiandi，jintianjiubeilaodieyigedianhuajiaohuilaile。
据说，是相亲！
yuhoudezhongshan，yunwuliaorao，shinandederenjianxianjing，linyifanquesihaomeiyouxinqing：“heng，laodieyezhenshide，wocaiershisui，jiujizherangwojiehunshengwa，bizhewohuilaixiangqin......ai，laodiegaibuhuishijiangshanxiadewangguafujieshaojiwoba？”
yixiangqibangdayaoyuandewangguafu，linyifanjiuqingbuzijindiyiduosuo。
滴滴！
huran，yiliangaodia8huxiaoerlai，conglinyifanshenpangjichierguo。
shanshangdoushihuangnilu，kengkengwawa，aodichejichierguo，zhijiejiangtukengzhongdejishuijianlelinyifanyishen。
“wangbadan，jiwozhanzhu！”
linyifantaiqitoulai，qideyayangyang，dangjijiaotaxinggang，shizhanchulejifengbu，xingsiliebaobanfeipushangqian。
buguojigehuxizhijian，linyifanbianfanchaoleaodiche，yigezongtiao，zhijielandaoleaodichedecheqian。
嘎吱......
aodia8mengdiyigejichachetinglexialai。
chemendakai，shencaikuiwudesiji，congcheneitiaoxialai，zhizhelinyifandebizibianpokoudamadao：“xiaozazhong，nihuodebunaifanle，shibushizhaosi？”
linyifantankaizangxixideshou，yifulisuodangrandijiashi：“wobuzhaosi，woshiyaonimenpeiqian！”
“赔钱？”
sijiyizheng，jinjiezheyaotoulengxiao：“doushuoshanlirenchunposhanliang，kanlaidoushichedan，lianyigemaotouxiaozidouxuehuipengcile。”
“heihei，chenglitaolushenwoyaohuinongcun，nongcunluyehua，renxingengfuza！”
linyifanwanweiyixiao，yuqiyanlidao：“shaofeihua，nibawodeyifudounongzangle，ganjinpeiqian！shaoyubashikuai，nijintianjiubiexiangzoule！”
linyifanquanshenshangxia，jiaqilaiyebuguosiwushikuaiqian，zhisuoyiyaojiabashi，shijiduifanghaijiadekongjian。
“八十块？”
sijilele，manlianbiyizhise，zhijietaochuliangbaikuaishuaijilinyifan：“wojiniliangbaikuai，ganjinjiwogundan！”
shuozhe，zhuanshenjiuyaoshangche。
“慢着！”
linyifanhaobukeqidijiangliangbaikuaisairukoudai，youshangqianyibachezhusiji：“biejizhezoua，zanmenhaiyouyibizhangmeisuanwanni。”
“xiaozi，nibiedecunjinchi。”
sijiyibapaidiaolinyifandeshou，shenseyinchenxialai。
“heihei，nigangcaimawoshixiaozazhong，wozhunbeiyiquandadiaoniliangkeya，busuanguofenba？”
linyifanyangleyangquantou，xiaorongyuefacanlan。
“shenme？nizheizhishouhou，yaoyiquandadiaowoliangkeya？”
sijiyitingzheihua，buyoudelele，takeshituiwulaobing，yitadeshenshou，yizhishoudounengnvefanshoubulajidelinyifan。
砰！
ranerhuayingangluo，linyifanbianyiquanzazaisijilianshang，quanchurulong，shidalichen。
“wa”deyisheng，sijishenzhidoumeifanyingguolai，yigeliangqiangdiedaozaidi，zhangkoubiantuchuleyitanyuxue，liangkemenyaheranjiazaqizhong。
“老子弄死你！”
sijiqijibaihuai，dihouyisheng，zhijiefeipushangqian，chongzhelinyifanyizhenquandajiaoti。
kexi，renpingtaruhenuli，lengshilianlinyifandeyijiaodoupengbudao。
fandaoshibeilinyifanqinzhuleshouwan，yijiaotizailexigaishang，pengdeyishengguizaixixilanlandehuangnidishang。
“haohanraoming，wocuole，shiwoyouyanbushitaishan......”sijiganjuegebeidoukuaiyaoduanle，pinmingdichushengqiurao。
“hehe，nigangcaizhuaidegenerwubawanyiyang，xianzaizenmegenyitiaosangjiaquansideguidiqiuraole？”
linyifanchixiaoyisheng，feidanmeiyousongshou，fanershiyufayongli，sijitengdezhijiaohuan，yanleibitidoutanglexialai。
“住手。”
huran，houchemendakai，shenchuandanlanseduanqundemeinv，huanhuandicongcheneixialai，yuemoyimiqiwudeshengao，quxianlinglong，moyangqingxiugaogui，meiyanzhizhongyunhanzheyisiqingleng，haosichushuifurong，keyuanguanerbukexiewan。
“wasa，meinv......”
linyifandengdashuangmou，yongliditunyanzhekoushui。
ganshoudaolinyifanchongmanqinlvexingdemuguang，meinvyouxiebuyuediqingcumeitou，yuqiqueshifenwenhe：“xiaoxiongdi，youhuahaohaoshuo，biedongshou。wodesijipiqibuhao，nibuyaogentayibanjianshi。zheiyangba，nijuedepeichangniduoshaoqianheshi，wojuebuhaijia。”
linyifantianletianganliedezuichun，shangxiadaliangleyifanmeinv，muguangzuizhongsuodingzaimeinvaorendeqianmian，heiheiyixiao：“jirannizheimekeqi，woyebushibujiangdaolideren。zhiyaoniyishenxiangxu，jiwoshengqibagebaipangwawa，zanmenjiuyibigouxiao，ruhe？”
“你白日做梦！”
meinvmeihaoqidifanleyigebaiyan，zhenshiqiongshaneshuichudiaomin！
“biebuzhihaodai，wogaosuni，yaobushikannizhangdepiaoliang，jiunizheixinghao，wohaibuxihanni！”
linyifandeshuangshouzaixiongqianbihualeyifan，zuihoubuxiedipielepiezui：“laodieshuole，**dashengerzi，shanxiadewangguafu，**younilianggeda！”
“你......”
meinvqideqiaoliantonghong，huadoushuobuchulaile。
“xiaoza......gemen，wojinggaoni，buxuqifudaxiaojie，buranwogenniwanming！”
司机挣扎着说道。
linyifanditoukanleyiyanbiao，yijiaojiangsijichuaifanzaidi，mamalieliedao：“suanle，nimensongwoshangshan，zanliangjiuyibigouxiao。taniangde，yaobushipadanwulexiangqindeshijian，yaobeilaodiediaozaiduanyakoudelaohuaishushangda，wofeidejinimenzhengdemingmingbaibaide！”
shuozhe，haobukeqidishangleche。
“相亲？”
meinvtingdemianseweibian，shuiwangwangdexingyanweiweimileqilai。
“daxiaojie，yaobuyaobaojing？”
sijikelianbabadicongdishangpaqilai，kanzhemeinv。
“上山吧。”
meinvqingfuetou，shenshoudakaichemen，yikanlinyifanzhengcuozheshuangshou，yilianhuaixiaodikanzheziji，meinvxinzhonggedengyisheng，zhuantoushanglefujiashizuowei。
zuihoucaishineisijiduoduosuosuodishangleche，bujibumandichaozheshandingkaiqu。
“meinv，nishenmezhaobei？zeze，kanzheyinggaiyoucbeiba？biwangguafuyaoxiaoduole，nishuoniyihouyaoshishenglehaizi，naishuigouma？”
linyifanzuozaihouchezuo，shentiqianqing，xiaoxixidigenmeinvdahua。
meinvyishengbuhang，shenshoucongxiangbaoneimochuleyipingfanglangpenwu。