“meinv，wojiaolinyifan，nijiaoshenmemingzi？”
linyifanxiuzhemeinvshenshangsanfakailaidexiangshuiwei，youxietaozui。
“秦秋水。”
美女淡淡回应。
“秦秋水？”
linyifanzabazabazui，guzuoshenchendishuodao：“haomingzi，suhuashuoxiongdirushouzu，nvrenruyifu。youyouyigechengyujiao‘wangchuanqiushui’，buguonifangxin，ruoshiniyuanyiduiwoyishenxiangxudehua，xiangnizheimepiaoliangdeyifu，wojueduibuhuiwangchuande。”
“xiangbalao，qiushuichuzi《zhuangzi》，yuyitianxiademeijingjijuyuci，meiwenhuajiubieshuohua。”
qinqiushuiqideyagenyangyang，henbudeyibazhangpaisilinyifan。
“meinv，nijinnianfanglingjixu？wozhunbeishengqibagebaipangxiaozi，nikanqilairourouruoruode，shengyinianyangyinian，nianjitaidadehua，zanliangjiuyaozhuajinshijianle！”
林一凡一本正经道。
qinqiushuirenwukeren，hechidao：“sheishiniponiang？niyaoshizaiganluanshuo，wojiuyijiaobanitixiache！”
linyifanyizheng，bushuohuale。
daobushipaleqinqiushui，zhuyaoshipadangeleshijian，beilaodielinguyidiaozaiduanyakoudelaohuaishushangda。
wufenzhonghou，fanershiqinqiushuixiankaikoule：“nishangshanganma？”
“回家相亲。”
linyifanyouxieyumendipielepiezui：“wocailaodieduobanshiyaojiangwangguafujieshaojiwo，kee，suiranwangguafuxiongda**da，haoshengyang，dankefu，woxiangduohuojinianni。”
“nigenlinguyishenmeguanxi？”
qinqiushuibuxianbudandiwendao。
“你认识我老爹？”
linyifanlengzhule，buguohenkuaibianshiran：“nimenkendingshilaizhaolaodiesuanguadeba？henduoyouqianrendoulaizhaoguota，batadangbanxian，wopei，tajiushiyigeshengun，xiahunongrenni。woquannimenbieshangdangshoupian。”
qinqiushuibushuohuale，tazheihuiersuanshimingbaile，zijiyaojiandeduixiang，jingranjiushizheimegeliuliliuqidejiahuo！
tianna！qinqiushuidouxiangkule。
“kee，wojurangenzheizhongxiangbalaodinglewawaqin，jiajita，woburusilesuanle！buxing，wobunengdayingzheimenqinshi，shangleshan，woyaozhaolinlaoshuoqingchu。”
aodia8zaishanyaochudeyizuozhuangyuantinglexialai，yishenqingsebushan，liuzheshanyanghudelaotou，zhengbeifuzheshuangshou，zhanzaimenkoudenghou。
linyifanyikandaolaoren，biansuozhenaodai，sihuobukenxiache。
“林老。”
qinqiushuixialeche，weiweiqianshen，zhudongshangqianwenhao。
sijizeshiconghoubeixianglinachuleyidaluodebupin，pidianpidiandigenzaishenhou。
“nijiushiqiushuiguniangba？zeze，shijinianmeijian，douchuluochengdameinvle，woneibuzhengqideerziyaoshijianle，yizhunmaibukaibuzi。”
qingshanlaotoufuxuerxiao，huranyoumianseyichen，lenghengdao：“yifanneixiaotuzaizi，juranganchidao，kanwobubaletadepi！”
yitingzheihua，linyifanzaicheneisuodegengjinle。
“linlao，linyifanjiuzaicheli。”
秦秋水笑盈盈道。
“ng？”linguyiyileng：“zheimeshuo，nimenyijingjianguomianle？haha，neiganqinghao。”
“老爹。”
linyifanchuitousangqidixialeche，mantengtengdizoudaolinguyishenqian。
嘭！
linguyishenxingyihuang，zhijieyijiaojianglinyifanchuaifanzaidi：“nikankannizangchengshenmeyangzi，zhenjiwodiulian。”
linguyilaolaidezi，wushisuicaishenglelinyifan，anshuoyinggaigewaitengaicaidui。kexilinyifancongchushengkaishi，jieshoudejiushigunbangjiaoyu。yiyanbuhejiuyaobeidiaochui，meicuo，jiushidiaozaiduanyakoudelaohuaishushangchui。
“niyouyongjifengbudishisanshi‘wuyingtui’tiwo！”
linyifancongdishangpaqilai，youxieweiquyouyouxiebajiedixiaodao：“laodieninzhenshilaodangyizhuang，shenshoubujiandangnian，heihei，shashihoujiangzheizhaowuyingtuichuanshoujiwo？”
“滚！”
linguyilengxiaoyisheng：“zheiwuyingtuiyuqinlongshou，woshibuhuichuanshoujinide，woyaoshiqingnangxiangshou，nixuechengzhihou，wojiuzhibulenile！”
linyifanaihaoyisheng，chuitousangqidijinruhouyuan，daleyitongshanquanshui，kaishixizao。
yuanzineideshizhuoqian，linguyiyuqinqiushuihecha、hanxuan，chashiyongshanquanshuipaodelongjing，xiangqisiyi。
yizhenhanxuanguohou，qinqiushuijiangliwufengshang，linguyishouxialiwu，ketaodao：“doushiyijiaren，laijiulaile，daishenmeliwu。”
qinqiushuitiantianyixiao，roushengdao：“linlao，ninshiwobabadejiumingenren，wolaikannin，daixieliwushiyinggaide，jiupaliwutaiqing，ninkanbushangyan。”
dunleyidun，qinqiushuiyunniangleyifanqingxu，zhongyuguzuyongqikaikoudao：“linlao，wojintianguolai，shiweilexiangqindeshiqing，wojuede......”
“我不同意！”
huran，huanshangyifudelinyifan，tiaolechulai，qingxujidongdihoudao：“wodeponiang，**bixuyaobiwangguafuda，zheishiwodedixian！woyaotuihun！”
yuanlai，taxiwanzaoyizhiduozaianchutouting，dangdezhizijidexiangqinduixiangshiqinqiushuihou，bianannabuzhutiaolechulai，tajueduibutongyi。
tagengmeixiangdao，zijizaicheshangbuguosuiyidiaokaneryi，jingranchengzhenle！
“shenme！？nibutongyi？”
qinqiushuiwenyanyizheng，jinjiezheyouqiyounaodidengzhelinyifan，henbudejiangqiqiandaowangua。
takeshibiaozhundebaifumei，zaishengchengyouduoshaoqingniancaijunjipoletouxiangyaobodemeirenxin，tadoumeidaying。
meixiangdaojuranbeilinyifanjixiurule！
可恶！
jiusuanyaotuihun，yelunbudaolinyifanlaifahua！
嘭！
haozaixiayike，linyifanjiubeilaoyeziyizhaoqinlongshou，jianzaileshizhuoshang。
“nixiaozichilexiongxinbaozidanle，zheierlunbudaonilaifandui！”
linguyilenghengchusheng，minglingdao：“nileyiyehao，buleyiyeba，zheimenqinshinidoudeyingxialai。”
linyifanmanlianwunaidipazaizhuozishang，chongzheqinqiushuijichuyizhangnankandexiaorong：“neigeshenme......niyuanyidangerfangyitaitaima？wopani**xiaobuhaoshengyang......”
啪！
qinqiushuiyibazhangshuaizailelinyifandelianshang，qishenjiuzou：“linlao，zheihunwobujiele！”
meizoujibu，shoujixiangle。
“ba，nibuzhidaolinyifanta......”qinqiushuijietongdianhua，zhengyaoyitongbaoyuan，quebeiwuqingdaduan：“qiushui，wogaosuni，zheihunnidayingyededaying，budayingyededaying，chufeiniburenwozheigebaba！”
“爸！”
qinqiushuixiangsidexindouyoule。