“钉板放好了吗？”
胖子眼前一亮。
“zaozhunbeihaole。”heishouqingnianzhizhelushangdeliangpaibeishinizhegaidedingban，lianshangluchudeyidebiaoqing。
“heihei，haojiumeikaizhangle，yihuieryaohenhenzaitamenyidun，woyaozheigeshu！”
pangzijiannandicongtangyishangzuoqishenzi，shenchulesangenzangxixideshouzhitou。
“sanqian？laoda，youdianduoba？”
“呸，是三万！”
pangziehenhendituleyikoutan：“shaoyifenqiandoubuxing！”
dunleyidun，zaiheishouqingnianjingedeyanshenzhong，pangziyaoyaqiechididigudao：“taniangde，jinnianlaizhaolaoshenxiandeyouqianrenyuelaiyueshaole，zanmendeshengyiyeyuelaiyuelengqing，dexiangbanfazhengpiaodade，fouzedehuarizinanguo。”
“老大，车来了！”
heishouqingniandihuyisheng，liangrenxiangshiyixiao，budongshengsedihechachouyan。
嘎吱......
aodia8haoburongyixialeshan，gangyaotisu，hurangazhiyisheng，cheshenyizhen，luntaibeizhalouqile，zhengliangchewanquanshiqupingheng，chaozhelupangdeshulinzhuangqu。
“zenmehuishi，zenmelea......”qinqiushuihedehuarongshise，dashengjihu。
xinghaosijifanyingxunji，feikuaididiaozhengfangxiang，yixiamenglashoucha，zhongyushiyoujingwuxianditingxialeche。
“daxiaojie，nimeishiba？”
sijigangtingwenchezi，calecaetoudehanzhu，bianguanqiedikanxiangshenpangdeqinqiushui。
“meishi......”qinqiushuichuanlianlian，qingqingyaotou。
咚咚咚。
huran，yourenqiaoxianglechechuang。
sijizhuantoukanqu，zhijianyipangyishoulianggerenxiaomimidizhanzaichechuangqian，kanchuanzhedabanyinggaishicunliren，sijiyixiangdaoqicheyijingpaomao，zaizheiniaobulashidedifang，xiangyaoshunlihuicheng，jiuzhinengqiuzhucunmin，bianhaowujiexindiyaoxialechechuang。
“laoban，nichetaihuaile。”
heishouqingnianluchuliangpaidahuangya：“xuyaobeiyongluntaima？wojiashiqixiudian，luntaibianyishiyong。”
“汽修店？”
司机微微一怔。
juranyourenzaizheiniaobulashidehuangcunpiyekaiqixiudian？
简直就是在开玩笑！
“你们稍微等等。”
sijiyishidaowentibujiandan，ganxiaoleyishengdakaichemen，xiachechakanqingkuang，zonggonghuailesangeluntai，luntaishangqiwaibaniudizhalebushaodedingzi。
“kee，zhenshiqiongshaneshuichudiaomin！”
zhikanyiyan，sijijiuzhidaoshiyourencunxinzailushangsadingzi，dunshinuhuoshangyong，zhizheyipangyishoulianggecunminbianpokoudama：“nimenlianggewangbadan，kendingshinimenzailushangsaledingzi，xianzaiyoujiaqingjiayidilaimailuntai，kanlainimenkaideshiyijiaheidian，zhuanfabuyizhicai！”
yipangyishoulianggecunminxiangshiyixiao，sihaomeiyoufanbodeyisi：“nishuodemeicuo，womenkaidejiushiyijiaheidian。”
“nimen......”
sijiyileng，wanquanbeizheilianggejiahuode“tancheng”jijingdaile，tianna，zheigeshijieshangjuranyourenzuohuaishizuoderucilizhiqizhuang？
“hehe，nimenyebuzhengkaiyanqiaoqiaolaozishishei，shinimennenggousuibianqifuderenma？wogaosunimen，ganjinjilaozibasangehuailedeluntaihuanle，fouzedehua，laozidadenimenmandizhaoya。”
司机怒骂道。
tashituiwubingchusheng，shenshoulede，bingmeiyoujiangyanqianyipangyishoulianggecunminfangzaiyanzhong，zhijieyuchuweixie。
guangtoupangziluchuyimolengxiao，bujinbumandimolemoguangtou，huanhuankaikoudao：“sangeluntai，shounisanwankuaiqianbuguofenba？”
“shenme！？sanwankuaiqian？”
sijidaoxileyikouliangqi，pokoudamadao：“**，nimenxiangqianxiangfengleba？wojinggaonimen，nimenzheishizaifanzui，qiaozhalesuoshiyaozuolaode！”
“兄弟们，出来！”
pangziyouxiebunaifandipailexiashouzhang，dunshi，jiedaoliangpangdetufangzizhong，shijigeguangzheshangbanshenwenlonghuahudeqingnianzoulechulai，yigegeshensexionghen，shouchiliqi，zhijiejiangaodia8jilisancengwaisancengdiweileqilai。
“ni......nimenyaoganshenme？”
sijizhijieheniaole，huadoushuobulisuole。
“嘭！”
pangzierhuabushuo，yijilaoquanzaxiangsiji，zhijiejiangrengaomadadesijijidadehouchesansibuliangqiangdaodi。
“bizaizi，tinghaole，sangeluntaisanwankuai，yifenqianbunengshao。”
pangzidunshenzi，chongzhesijiciyayixiao。
“daxiongdi，wohouchexiangliyouyigebeiyongluntai，nimenjiwohuanlianggeluntaijiugoule，liangwankuai，liangwankuaixingbu？wozheijiunajini。”
sijikusangzhelian，jingkongwanzhuangdikanzhepangzi，lianlianqiuqing。
“嘭！”
huayingangluo，pangziyoushiyiquanzazaisijibiliangshang，zhijiejiangsijidebiliangzaduan，bixuezhangliu。
“laoer，zaizhapoyigeluntai，couqisange，laozijintianjiuyaozhuantayadesanwankuai！”
胖子满脸凶恶。
“shi。”heishouqingnianshouchijiancibishou，sanxiawuchuerditongpoleyigeluntai。
yucitongshi，cheneideqinqiushui，zhijiebeiyanqiandechangmianjihedehuarongshise。
meibanfa，xiangtazheizhongbiaozhundebaifumei，beiyiqunkanqilaihetufeimeiliangyangdecunminjiweizhu，wanquanshiyangrulangkou。bushaocunminyijingshitushenshoujiangtacongcheneizhuaixialai，xingkuiqinqiushuifanyingkuai，diyishijianguanlechemen。
danbaobuzhunzheibangcunminxingdafa，zhijiezahuaicheboli，laiyigebawangyingshanggong。
“laoda，zheieryougedameinv！tuochulairanggejigexiexiehuobei。”
yourenguaijiaoleyisheng，zhongrendashengxiangying。
“哦？有婆娘？”
pangzizhuanguotoulai，kanxiangcheneideqinqiushui，dunshiyanqianyiliang：“zeze，zheixiaomoyang，zhenrerenlian！heihei，yihuierlaoziyaoshuang。”
“nimen......nimenbuyaoluanlai，yaoqiankeyi，biedadaxiaojiedezhuyi，fouzedehua，wogennimenpinming！”
sijizhengzhazhecongdishangpaqilai，yaoyaqiechidihoudao。
嘭！
pangzitaishouzachuledisanquan，zhijiejiangsijijidayunzaidi：“pei，yigexiaoxiaodesijiyeganchengyingxiong，zhenshihuoniwaile。”
nongfusanquanyoudianteng，sijisuanshilingjiaole。
“xiaoniu，nijiwotingzhe，guaiguaijiwonasanwankuaiqian，ranhouranggejigeshuangshuang，burandehua，nijintianjiubiexiangzoule。”
heishouqingnianbunaifandiqiaodazhechechuang，yanshenzhongmanshipobujidaizhise。
“ni，nimen......bieluanlai，woyijingbaojingle。”
qinqiushuihedekuaikule，shoumangjiaoluanditaochushouji，quebantianyebobutong，ganshouzhezhongrenyanshenzhongdeyinxiezhiseyuefanongzhong，jidejiuxiangshireguoshangdemayi。
yucitongshi，cunwaideyitiaoshizilukou，linyifankouzhongdiaozhedaocao，shuangshouyining，bianjiangzijideyifuninggan，zhuantoukanxiangcunkou。
tazhisuoyitiqianzaichukouchudengzhe，jiushiyaodaqinqiushuideche。
ranertazuodengyoudeng，bantiandoumeishenmedongjing，wunaizhixia，linyifanzhidejincunchakanqingkuang。