quanwenchuxianzhongyaojiaosedouyishibasuiyishangqingzhixi。
56zhangzhujiao168le，guankancishuzhuyishixiangdouzaicizhangzuozheyouhua
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豫城。
豫城第一大。
大三一班。
“wodemawodelao，wodemiankuwodeao，wodetounaobiandazao！！”
“nidaodishigeshawanyiertiantiancuandaowomenglilaiganshenme?woshuigejuedoubufangguo?”
yigeshuaiqibirenqueheduzhewuerdeshaonianzuozaiyigeniaoyuhuaxiangdeyunduoshangzhuaernaosai。
“shaoniannixiangbuxiangbianchengmeizhi?xiangxiangruanruandemeizie～”
yigejiweiweisuoquepoweilingdongdeshengyincongyizhipingkongchuxiandeerhazuilitulechulai。
“mdnihaiganchulai！yizhishagoutiantiancuanwomenglisaoraowoyigeyue，woquniyade。”
“aoaoao！aoaoao！”
shaonianjunmeidemianpangzaikandaogoudeyishunjianbiandeniuqu。
yiyanerbujixunleizhishitaijiaohenhenchuaileguoqu，zhijiebagouchuaifeileerliyun。
qilidegoujiaochuanbianzhenggemeng……
zhishimeiyihuineierhayouxiaomimidecuandaoleshaonianmianqian，yizhiweixiaodegouzenmekanzenmeguiyi。
“shagounifanbufanwodoushuolewobuyaobianmeizhi，meizhiyounanshengxiangma。
erqiewoyouxihuanderenwobuyaobianmeizhidongma，nigeshagou！”
“jiangqiuqishibianmeizhiyeyouhenduohaochude，biruxiangxiangruanruandeshenti，renjianrenaideliandan，haiyouhenduohenduodeqianqian……”
erhapanxizuozaidishangyouzhuamozhegoubayiyilieju。
“wobuxuyaodongbudong，qianjinnanmaidididongma，aidejibannigeshagoudongshenme。
yihoubuyaozailailexingbuxing，wobuhuibianmeizhide！！！！”
jiangqiukanzheshagougenrenyiyangqibudayichuyitaijiaoyoujigouchuaifeilechuqu。
“jiangqiuzhongguoyoujuguhuashishiwuzheweijunjie，jingjiubuchichifajiu！
niruandebuchi，bieguaiyihouyourenlaiyingde，wangwangwang！！！”
suizheerhadehuajianjianyuanqumengyemanmanxiaosanlexiaqu。
“嘶！”
jiangqiuyoudenaozhangzhangdetailetou，kanlekansizhoudeshuxidejiaoshi，jiangqiumamalieliede。
“bierenzuomengmengdanaipiaoliangmeizi，wozenmejiutiaoshagoua，saoraowoyigeyuele。
mingmingjidemengliduihuahenqingxidea，yixingzenmejiumohule，yitiaogouwenzijibianbubianmeizhi?zhenfanshagou！！”
“碰！”
jiangqiuxiangdaoneishagoudeyangzixiayishijiuchuilexiazhuozi，chuiwanjiangqiuxinzangdoumanlebanpai。
“要完……”
guobuqiranyuanbenshangkefenweihaisuanreqingdejiaoshiyishunjianjiulengquelexialai，jiezheyanwangdianmaodeshengyinjiuchuanlechulai。
“jiangqiunigechouxiaozizenmelaozaiwoshangkedeshihouzuoyao！”
litianyuancikedebiaoqingyebutaihaomeitoujinzhou。
zuoweilaojiaoshidetalaishuoshenmeshihoudaodandoukeyi，danshishangkedeshihoubuxing，jianzhijiushidazui。
“keke，neigelaolitouwo……”
jiangqiuyoudianbuhaoyisidenaolenaoliangangxiangjieshi。
“chuquzaimenkouzhanyijieke，xiakewowennizheijiekedewenti，meihuidachulaizhunbeichaojuanziba。”
litianyuanbujijiangqiujieshidejihuizhijieqingke。
jiangqiuchengjishihaonianniandiyi，tayijingrongrentashuijuele，dixianqueshibunengpengde。
“是！”
jiangqiuzhijielizhengleguaiguaixiaopaodaolemenkou“pangtingleqilai”
“pu，jiangqiuzheixiaozijiushitaiguanle，yejiulaolinengzhizhitale。”
“ai～yaoshiwoyenengyoujiangqiuzheichengjijiuhaole……”
“想屁吃。”
banshangyinweijiangqiuzheimeyidajiaoyuanbendexuexifenweisanlexuduodouqiao**liaozheshenme。
“啪！”
“xingleyidianxiaochaqu，doujiwobizuihaohaoshangke！”
litianyuanpailexiazhuoziyixiajiuanjinglexialaijilejinggaoyihouzhuanshenyoukaishishoukeqilai。
……
henkuaiyijiekejiuguoqule，jiangqiuyemeirumeitaquannianchanliandiyidexueshentouxian。
duiyulitianyuandewentihenkuaijiuhuidachulaile。
“heng！nigechouxiaozi，jiejiaojiezaozhidaobuzhidao！”
“heihei，laolitouzheicishiyiwai。”
litianyuankanzhexipixiaoliandejiangqiuyouaiyouhen。
“最好是。”
litianyuanshuowanjiuchuaizhebaowenbeizoudiaole。
……
“hai，douguaineishagou。”
jiangqiuhuidaozuoweizuozhexiangdaoneierhayoubianleyixia。
“laosanyoumengdaoneigoule?”
linwenxiezhetimutingdaoyipangmamalieliedelaosanxiaolexiao。
“woshuolaosannibuhuiheneigouyoushenmenieyuanbahaha，jushuoasangetamen……aiyo～”
xuguiturancouguolaiyilianweisuorutongneierhayiban，。
kandejiangqiuxiayishijiujixuguituishanglaileyiquan。
“shacha，quququ，wokanhuixiaoshuo。”
jiangqiuduiyuxuguidezuiqianyijingmianyibarenganzoutaochuxiaoshuojiushikan。
“ai～chengjihaorenxinger～”
liangrengantanwanyoujixushuatiqule，dasanzuihoudelianggeyueyalishizaiyouxiedale，bushisheidoushijiangqiu。
……
下午第二节课下课。
“honglonglong，honglonglong，hualala。”
“**yishunjianheiyea，bushigangganghaishidaqingtiana0zhenqishoudabaoyua，laolinnidaisanmei?”
xuguikanzhechuangwaiyishunjianheiyedabaoyudejingxiangbuyoudahanqilai。
“mei，tianqiyubaogaosuwojintian26dudataiyang。”
linwentuiletuiyanjingqingmiaodanxiedao，zhishineiyanjingzaishijuanshangdoumeinuodongguo。
“weilaosannicheshangyoumei?laosan?laosan?”
jiangqiukanzhechuangwaidedayuyouxiexiongmenhuxigenbushang，tazongganjueyoushiyaofasheng，yanshendailengdekanzhechuangwai。
zhidaoxuguiyaohuangjiangqiudejianbang，zheicaitongkongweisuohuiguoshenlai。
“啊?怎么了?”
“woshuonicheshangdaisanmei?nizenmegenlinghunchuqiaoleyiyang?”
“meidai，dayudoushibuchijiude，laidekuaiji，qudeyekuaimeibiyaodanxin……”
jiangqiuyoudianxinbuzaiyandekanzhechuangwaiyouchuleshen。
“yitiandaowanshenjingxixide……”
xuguikanjiangqiuyoubudalizijileyeshishiqudesaoraolelinwenqule。
……
第三节课下课……
“jiangqiunichulaiyixiawozhaoniyoushiyaoshuo……”
jiangqiuminleminzuichunxiangshixiangdaoleshenmeyouxieyouyu，danhaishigenzhechuqule。