xiaoshuobuxiaoxinchenglewanrenmi，zheirizimeifaguoledenannvzhushijiangqiujiangwanyanjiangxiaochi，youwoshijianzhangjingxinxiezuoercheng，kourenxinxian，zhideyikan。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuan“bujijiubujijiuneimesangualiezaojiehaibuyaoleni！qunimadesibapigunbani！！！！”hennanxiangxiangcikezaifangjianlizhanzaichuangshangnazheshoujiheyigerenduimade……
wanshangqidianbantianjingdajiudianqian……
“ruguozhenyouyigeyile，xiaoweihuoxutajianengtongyizheibenmenqinshile？”
zheilushangjiangqiuxianglehenduozhiqianshiyinweimeiqianzibeixianzaiyouqianleweishenmebuzaichangshiyici。
zhishihaimeiliangmiaoyouyaoleyaotou。
“xiaoweidouyijingjuedinglikailezijiganmayoutianzheguoqu。
yijingyouqianleweishenmehaiyaoguazaiyikewaibozishushang，zhiyaoniyouqian……”
“aiyebushizheigelia，nandaozijixihuanxiaoweidechuxinjiubushipaokaisuwudema？
zijiguoranzaizenmezhuangyehaishige**si，turanbaofuyiyouqianjiuyuanxingbilule……
“dujitangwuwoa，ganqingshangdoutandaoqianleneihaitanshenmechunai。
zijihexiaoweidoumeitongponeicengguanxinayoushenmesheitianshei，wanhuiyiduanganqingbenjiumeiyoucuo……”
xiangbajiangqiuyuan**sidelingluanxinturanhaolehenduo。
“yegaizhengshizheiduanganqingle，dengchiwanfanhuiquyidingyaogenxiaoweishuoqingchuzijiduitadeganqing。
jiusuanzhendemeiyoujieguoyesuanshihuashangyuanmandejuhaole。”
“laogenidigushani，yizhizhanzaimenkoushenjingxixide，womenhaijinbujinquchifanya？
xiangpenpendedapangxiehaidengzhewoni，haiyoulaogenikanmenkoudedajiejiekannideyangzijiuxianggeshengunye～”
“a？youma？zoubazouba，geshizaixiangyixieshiqingrulemi……”
yuanbenchensizijishijiedejiangqiutingdaozijilaomeide“youhao”tixinghouyeshifanyingleguolai，lazhejiangxiaochijiuwangjiudianlizouqu。
“huanyingguanglintianjingdajiudian～guikeninlimianqing～”
gangganghaiyifukanshengunyangdeyingbin**kandaojiangqiuhejiangxiaochichaozijizheibianzoulai，yeshixunsuzhiyeweixiaoguangsuwanyaodao。
“xiexie，neigeqingwenyixia06baoxiangzenmezou？”
jiangqiujianzhuangmeiyouxiaoshuolikanchuandajiugouyankanrendidechangmianbujinyouxieshiluo。
antanzijiguoranbushitianmingzhizizhishiyigeyunqihaodeputongren。
buguoxiaoshuoyezhinengshixiaoshuole，xianshishenghuozheizhonggaodangdifangdouyaoxianpeixuncaishanggang，nayouneimeduogouyankanrendidexima。
buguoyeshihaoshiduiyuzijizheizhongdingjiluchilaishuo。
diyicilaizheizhonggaodangjiudiande“xiaotubie”，zhijiequwenlubidengxiajinquzhuanlaizhuanquhaizhaobudaoweizhiyaohaotaiduo。
tingdaowentihouyingbin**xianshiyilengranhouganjinweixiaoshangqian。
“xiansheng06baoxiangzaishiliulouyizhengcengdoushijinwanninjiadebaoxiang。
wodaininzuozhidadianti，qinggenwodaozheibianlai。”
“好的，麻烦了。”
“不麻烦。”
shuowanyingbin**jiuzaiqianmiandailushibushihuitoukanyiyanjiangqiudeweizhizaina。
jibendoubaochizhibijiangqiuduoyigeshenweidejuli。
jiangqiuyejingjingqianzhejiangxiaochigenzaiqihoumianzouzhe，zhishikansipingjingdeliangrendoubotaoxiongyongleqilai。
yingbin**：“wodimarenbukemaoxiang，haishuibukedoulianga。
wohaiyiweidabanyezhanjiudianmenkouyaotouhuangnaodeshigeshengunni。
couguolaigaodewodoukuainachufanglangpenwule，jieguoyikaikoushigefuerdai，hesilaoniangle。
huashuozheishijieshangdeyouqianrenzheimeduoweishenmebunengduogewo！！！”
jiangqiu：“bushiyizhengcengdoushi？zheiyiwandeduoshaoqiansansiwan？
我滴个姥姥啊……”
思绪间……
“叮咚～”
“xianshengninhao06baoxiangdaole，zhuninjinwanyongcanyukuaizaijian～”
“哦好，辛苦了。”
zhishijiangqiuqianjiaogangyichudiantiyizhibaixiguanghuadeshoujiushenleguolaijiuzhujiangqiudeyizhier。
“si～aiyo！tengtengtenga！！！jiewoqinjiewoyounaliredaonile？wocuolehaibuxingma？”
zheishuxilelidaojiangqiubuyongkandouzhidaoshisheilelianmangqiurao。
“rangnidaixiaochikuaidiankuaidian，lijiayoubushitebieyuan20fenzhongcaidao，yeyetamendengdecaidoukuailiangla！”
yidaojiweibiaozhunderangrenyubabunengdeyujieyin，chuandaolejiangqiudeerduolideshengyinqinglengquebushiwenrun。
zhishicikeneishengyinjiugenyanwangdianmaomeishaqubie。
“aiyojieazheiyebunengguaiwoa，yunqizhendebuhaoyiluhongdenga。
nizenmelaoaijiuwoerduo，xiaochiyelaiwanlenizenmebujiutade……”
guaiguaizhanzaiyipangdejiangxiaochi：“？？？”
“qianshoushiwoshinijiekannibushuangzouniyixiazenmelechibaolechengzhezhangzheimegaoganshenme？
jiunierduodoubuhaojiuleisile，haibugenwojinqu！”
jiangxuesongkaishouhoushuaileshuaishouyibianlazhejiangxiaochiwanglitouzouyibianyitucao
“我……”
jiangqiumianduizijilaojiede“badao”fayanyigepidoubengbuchulai，zhinengmomogenzai**houmianxiaoshengbb。
“yimijiuwodecuoge？zheimeduonianwodoushiyimijiu，niyimiqizenmebuhaohaoxiangxiangzijideyuanyin。”
“choulaojieyoubenshidayijiakanwodanshounanienihengheng……”
“digushenmeni？nidadianshengshishi？”
“meiyoumeiyouwozaisikaozenmeyitianbujianlaojieyouzhangpiaolianglezheimeduo！”
“aiyoaiyotenga，zenmebufenqinghongzaobaijiutifaa！”
“nishuoni？woganggangdouhaimeikandaoxiaochi**neideyifuzangleyikuai，nishibushiyouqifuxiaochile？”
jiangxueyizhishouqianzhejiangxiaochiyizhishoujiuzhejiangqiu，jiangqiuyezhinengwanzheyaojijipeihe。
“meiyouameiyoudeshi，buxinniwenxiaochiwozhenmeiganneishi。”
jiangxuejianzhuangbaniutoukanxiangjiangxiaochi。
jiangxiaochiyitingzijijiejieyaojizijizhaochangzi，baozhejiangxuedangchangjiuyaolaiyichanghanchanglinlidekuxi。
“wuwujiejienishibuzhidaolaogeta……”
“kekemaidangqin，maidangqin！maidang……”
jiangqiujianzhuanglimadachuxuebaoming。
“nibizuixiaochishuohuanichashenmezui？”
“wonayouzhishituranxiangchileeryi……”
jiangxiaochiyebugufujiangqiudeqiwangyuanbendetucaoyingshengshengjiniulegewan。
“laogetachaojishuai，fangxueneihuixiayuwojiuzhengchangwangqianzou。
turanyougerenjiwozhuangdaozaidishang，neigeshihoulaogeganghaojiukandaole。
laogezhijiechongshangquyigerenbashijigerendoudafanlejiwobaochou，wuwuwu，laogeshishijieshangzuihaodegege！！！”
shuozhejiangxiaochiqinggandabaofahaizhendiaoxialejikezhenzhu。
zhishijiangqiuhejiangxuejiuyouxiechenmole。
jiangqiu：“yigerendafanshijigewozheimeniuboyi？zundujiadu0.o”
jiangxue：“zhenshigetanchigui，jiejiejinichuqini，nihaibangnigeshuohua……”
“keke，laomeibukuzheidoushigegeyinggaizuode。
zhiyaoyouwozaigegeyidingburangwojiaxiaochishoudaoyidianshanghai，zhoumogegeqingniquchidacan！”
jiangqiuduoguojiangxuede80shoufangzaijiangxiaochinaodaishangrualerua“jiaxinxin”dao。
“哥哥你真好～”
jiangxiaochijuedezijilaogezhoumoqingzijichidacanyetaihaolekaixindebengbengtiaotiao。
……
yicengloushushiyoudiandazhenzhengyonglaichifandedifangqishibuzhanyicengdewufenzhiyi，wufenzhisidoushi“yulexiuxian”sheshi。
“bieyiguoqujiukukuchi，yeyenainaiyaoshuoxieshiqing，kukuchiwobiannimenliangtingdaomei？”
“ngng，laojiewomendong！”
mianduijiangxuejiangqiuhejiangxiaochiliangrengenzheanchunyiyanganjing。
jiangxuezhanzaimenkoushuowanzheicaiduizhemenqiaoleqiaohoucaituimenerru。
“laogewoyihouxiangjiejiezheimeyouweiyanshibushihuizhangdegenjiejieyiyangpiaoliangya？”
“biewodilaotianye，jialiyouyigezheiyangdelaojiejiugoule。
laomeinifuzekeaijiuhao，keaiyoukeaidehao！”
jiangqiutingdaojiangxiaochidehuadunshihanliujiabei，xiaochinianjixiaohaihaoqifu。
dengzhangdalexinggehaigenlaojieyiyangneitazhendexiangsile，jializhiyunxuchuxianyigeyujie。
“哦……”
jiangxiaochiguaiguaidianlediantou。
“走啦干饭去！”
jiangqiukanchabuduolelazhejiangxiaochiyetuimenjinqule。
“嘎吱”
……
jiangqiujinlaidiyiyanjiukandaoyidajiazidouhuanshengxiaoyuyipianwenxindechangjing，jiangqiumomingyegenzhekaixinleqilai。
“yeyenainaihao！daboerbobomuerbomuhao，lushangdangeleyixia，jiulaiwanleyidianbuhaoyisi……”
“爷爷奶奶们好～”
jiangxiaochijiujianduanhenduodapeitiantianrouroudeshengyinrangrenhaoshengxiai。
“aiyaxiaoqiuhexiaochizhongyulaila，zuozuozuozheimeyuandeludengbantiancheleihuaileba。”
zhaogeyouzijixihuanchidecaideweizhizuoxiachichi，yeyeyegenzheshuoxieshiqing。”
“好的爷爷。”
“xiaochiyaobuyaoheyeyenainaiyikuaizuoya？”
shenchunlanyiliancixiangxiaomimidexunwendao。
“ngng，nainaiwolaila，zuixihuangennainaiyikuaizuola～”
jiangxiaochishuozhejiupidianpidianpaodaoshenchunlanhejiangtianchenglianggerenzhongjianzuoxiale。
qitarenjianlaoyezishuowanhuazheicaikaishishuozijide。
“xiaoqiubannianbujianyouzhanggaole？zhangdeyuelaiyueyounibamadejifenweidaole。”
yigezhangdehejiangguoqingqifenxiangdezhongnianrenyilianxiaoyideshuodao。
“erboshuodeshi，buguowoyaoshiyouwobamayibanyanzhiwojiuyaoqudangdaochamenxiangshoushenghuoqule，kexilewo～”
jiangqiushuozhehaizhuangzuoyifujiweitongxindemoyang。
“hahahachouxiaozinizuiyeyuelaiyuexiangnibale。”
zuozaijiangguolin（erbo）pangbianhejiangqiulaodieyoubafenxiangdezhongniannanrenhahadaxiaoleqilai。
“dabofunizheihuashuodewoaiting！”
……
“weijiangqiunibiegenwobaheerbopinleguolailaoyiduna，zheidoukuaibannianmeijianle！”
jiangmingsen（jiangguohaierzi）jianjiangqiugenlaoyibeilaogebutingzheinaxingdanyebuganqishenzhishizhaoshouhuhan。
“shianigelaodengganjindewomentonglingrencaiyouhuatia。
woshizhenxiangzhidaonizenmezhangzheimegaodekuaidiande！！！”
jiangsilinhejiangsimingshuangbaotaijiduqilaile，mingmingjiangqiusuishuzuixiaojieguoshengaozuigao，zheikerangtamenyoudianhaisao。
bijingguoniandeshihoujiangqiuhetamenhaiyiyanggaodoushi185duo。
zheicaiduojiucuandegengehuojianyiyangkendingyaokaodayifangaosutamenmifangcaixing。
……
“xiaoqiunixianzaishixiaoyidaiweiyiyigeyaoshengyandele，quniannilianggetanggeyekaowanyekaole670。
zheiyidainidushuzuihao，gendaboerboshuoshuonijinnianshengyandagainengkaogeduoshao？”
“shengyandagaikaoge700？woyebugaiqueding。”
“其实我很确定。”
jiangqiushuowanxinliyoutoutoujialeyiju。
“si，haojiahuonixiaozikeyizheibutuotuoyanjingqingmudeliao？”
“是吧是吧……”
jiangqiucalecabucunzaidehan。
“budelejiangjiashangbainiankejiunixiaoziyouzheiyingshilile，zheiyaokaoshangzupudankaiyiyehaha。
bushuoxudenixiaoziyaoshikaoshangledaboerbojiajinilaiyifenhouhoudedali！”
“好说好说。”
“eiduile，xiajianeiyatou……”
“ekekeke，neigedaboerbotamenhanwo，wojiuxianguoqulea……”
budengliangrenshuohuajiangqiujiupaole，suiranjiangjiagongtongyixin，danshizhangbeidekaodashishujianao。
“heizheixiaozi，zanyoubushiyaojitajieshaoxiangqinduixiangpaozheimekuaiganshenme？”
jiangguohaikanzheyiliuyanjiupaoledejiangqiunaolenaotou。
“hai，xiaoqiuzheihuidasanni，qingaiminganhuatiguantaganha。
hejiuhejiuhaiburongyijuyicini！dage！”
“niyezhidaohaoburongyijuyicineinibubaguoqinghanguolai，rangdixigenzanponianglaolaolixiang。”
jiangguohaipailepaimulenglaodidegoutoushuodao。
“haohaohao，bujishi，zheijiuqu……”
……
“wei！nibiezhuangsi，wozainixuexiaokeshiyouyanxiande，nigenxiaweishenmegeqingkuang？”
jiangmingsentiaoletiaomeizuolekoupijiutiaomeidao。
zheihuayichuyipangwanniwotadejiangsiminghejiangsilinyecouleguolaiyilianxixue。
“zenmegeshieryoudaguachi？nigenxiaweifenshoule？
ganggangnibuzaideshihousimingkegenwomenliangshuonishiheizhelianchujiaoshi，hongzhelian**shide～”
budebushuojiangjiajiyinjihao，nannvlaoshaojiumeiyouzhangdechoude。
suibianlachuquyigedoudeshibierenxinlidebaiyueguang。
zhishizenmedouyoubaguadexiaomaobing？tebieshilianqingfangmiandezangdoumeifazang……
“bushixiawucaifashengdeshijiuchuandaonierduolile？
nalaideqingbaozuzhi？cunkoulaotaihaishishunfenger？！”
jiangqiuxianqiansaileyibahuashengzaizuilijiao，jiangmingsenzheihuayichuchadianmeirangtayeguoqu。
“ainibieguan，ganjingenzangesashuoshuozenmegeshi？”
dingzhesanrenbaguademuguangjiangqiunaorenzhichouchoudanyewufatanlekouqishuoleqilai。
huoxusigerenzuoyikuainengyougehaobanfayeshuobudingni？
几分钟后……
“bushijiuyiweizheige？meiqianzibeishenme？zanzheiliandanhouzhedianlianpi50suifupojiejiedouzhuidedao。
nibiwomenkeyouxiuduoleyaoshengaoyoushengao，yaoyanzhiyouyanzhi，yaonaoziyounaozinijiuyinweizheigezibei？”
“erqienicongxiaweizouhounilianbiaomingxinyidoubugan？xiongdinilianggeerduozhongjianjiadeshishenme？”
jiangmingsenjiangsiminghejiangsilinqingqingpailepaizhuozidahanjiangqiuhongyundangtou666。
“我……”
“haolewomengesangedong，xianzaizanyouqianleyoudiqilebupasha。
wanshanghuiquhaohaogenxiaweiliaoliaozhidaoma？
qingdouchukaideyihannihuijihenjiuhenjiunengdongmaxiaozei？”
jiangmingsensanrenpailepaijiangqiudejianbangqingshengdaozhishisanrenneiquanjiemoyangkanzhezenmedouxianggeguolairen。
“我明白……”
姜丘点了点头。
……
饭过三巡。
zhuweidejiangtianchengkanchidedouchabuduoleqingkeyisheng。
“keke，wokandouchidechabuduolewoshuojijianshi。
xiangbiyedouzhidaoyinweichaiqiandeyuanyinwomenjiangjiafendaolesangeyi……”
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