zheijikouguokoudaojiangqiushenshangjiangqiuganjuezenmezheimecinaoni，xuanjijikouwuzhelandeliangrenyirenyitao。
“**！偷袭！”
“md，bushuohuameirenjiniliangdangyaba，woshenmeshihouchuguipochangle？
wodaoxianzainvhaizidexiaoshoudoumeiqianguo，xiaozuidoumeiqinguo！
nimenxjbluankoumaozi，wozuihouyinianzaixuexiaohunbuhunle？
“hai，fanzhengzheishihenfuzafangxuelushangzaigenniliangshuo。”
jiangqiushuowandizhetouguangmingzhengdadedaoguqilezijideshouji。
ditoukanshoujideyishunjianxianshidengdaleyanjingjiezhejiushixiyue。
ranhouturanxiyuebianchengledailenghejixutongku，daozuihouyuedaoguxinqingyuecha。
liangrenkanzhezijialaosanzheifuyangziyezhidaochuleshi。
……
“dangdangdangdang～dangdangdangdang～dang～dang～dang－－”
“leiyitianhuijiage，laosannizayizhimenzhebushuohua？
zhenshouqingshangle？shuochulairangbabalehelehe～”
xuguigouzhejiangqiudejianbangyuqiyouxiekanxiaohuadeweidao，danlouzhedeshouqueqingqingpaipaihouzhedejian。
“wokanzheyexiang，laosanzheihuixiakenibushuoyaogenwoliangshuoshuo？nigenxiaxiaohuazahuishi？
suiranshuonimendejinzhanbuxiangzhengchangqinglvneimekuaiba，danyeshiniyouqingtayouyi。
xuexiaoderenzheisannianyouduoxianmujidu，niyouduobeirenrenhandabuyongwoshuoba？
zheituranchuquyitangzaxiaochenle？nizhenresaozibugaoxingle，jieguosaozizhendebanixiule？”
tingzheliangrendebiechuxincaideanwei，jiangqiubuzhidaozenmeshuodehao。
naqishoujikanzheyizhitingliuzaizijishurukuangdewenzituranyouxiefanzaodezhualezhuanaodai。
“aizenmeshuonizheishishuodabudashuoxiaobuxiao，wogenxiaoweichuquyihou……”
……
“bushizheimegouxuedema？sannianzhiqiyidao！qingshaozhuhuijia？”
“laoxuwojuedeyebushiba，saozineiqizhideneitantu。
neiliandanzhenbushiwomenzheigedifangnengyangchulaide，woganjuetuotuojingquanda**shimeidepaole。”
“neinishuosaozineiyangderenzenmehuipaowomenzheiniaobulashidedifanglai？”
linwenjihushixiangdaoshenmewenshenmeyidianmeidaigujide。
“niwenwo？wowenshei？”
xuguijianlinwenfanbaiyandemoyangyemeizaiduowenlinwenshenmeershihuafengyizhuan。
“eilaosanneinixianzaiduisaozishigeshenmeyangdeganqing？”
“mdfeihuaneikendingshixihuana，xiaoweiyaozouzhiqianwojiuxiangshuo。
kezidaozuibianjiushuobuchulai，daoshoubianjiuchenglelushangzhuyianquan。”
“huidaojiajiaoshiwokanshoujidediyiyannizhidaowoyouduokaixinma。
xiaoweitadazishuoduibuqiqingyuanliangtadelikai，qishitahenxihuanhenxihuanwo……”
“nimenzhidaowoyouduoxingfenma，wolikejiushuleyidaduanshangquhuihuisasajiqianzidoushiwosannianduitadeganqing。
dangwozhunbeianxiafasongjiandeshihouwoxianggaosutawoduitadeganqingjiuduomeshenhoudeshihouwoyouyule。
wozaisikaowozhendekeyijitayigeweilaima？wojiaxinzibugaopuputongtongdeshouru。
wochuleyouyishouyaoyandechengjiheyizhangshuaiderangrenjidudelianlianyiwaiwohaiyoushenmeni？
wohaoxiangshenmedoumeiyouwohaoxiangjibuletaxingfu……”
shuowanjiangqiutingxiajiaobuzuoshouchengzhangchengguotoudingtouguozhifengkanzheneiwuyunmibudetianqi。
“huoxuzheijiushiming……”
xuguihelinwenzhanglezhangzuibuzhidaocongheshuoqiyoumomoleshanglezui，liangrenzhishimomopailepaijiangqiudejianbang。
“haha，yemeineimechenzhongba，wojiuyimeixinmeifeideyang。
einiliangshuowozheizhongwangzhakaijuyoumeiyoukenenghuodexitonga？
ranhoukaozhexitongquandananshanjinglaoyuanjiaotibeihaiyoueryuan，zuihouzouxiangrenshengdianfeng？”
cihuayichulinwenhexuguimeitoujincusuihouguanxindewendao。
“wodesaneryaobuyaoweifudainiquyitangpengjiaqiao？”
“zheitianqiyoukuaixiayule？quneiganshenme？”
“neiliyoujiadingjidejingshenbingyuan，jushuoquleshenmedouxiangqilaile……”
shuowanliangrensaoshilejiangqiuyiyanhairenzhendedianlediantou。
“qujingshen……**，laozigannilianga！！！”
jiangqiuyaoyaqiechiquantouwodeyingbangbangdetaishoujiuchaozhelinwenhexuguihuiqu。
“ei～woduo～hahaha！”
nizhuiwogansanrenpangruowurendexinaorangneinanyizhuomodeyouqingjuxianghuale，zhishineiaiqing……
……
“ge！zheidouliudianbanle！zenmecailaiya！nizenmenengrangnizuizuizuiweida，zuizuizuikeaimeilidemeimei，dengnizhengzhengjiufenwushiyimiaolingerdeni！！！
nishibushibuaiwole？haiyoulingehexugenimenshibushiyouguhuowogequwangkale？
buranzenmewogejintianchidaozheimejiu？！”
nvhaiyizhangxiaolianshangsaixialemanmandewuguanquesihaobujuedetuwushenzhigengjiajingzhi，yanjingdamingliangerjiaoxia。
xiaoqiaodebiziyitouwuheiroushundezhangfa，dapeicikeqiaopiduzuidebiaoqing，jinxiangulingjingguai。
sangeyimijiudedagaogecikelaolaoshishidezhanzhedizhetoutingzhenvhaidemaiyuan。
“aiyameiya～gemeiyouya，zhishijintianchuledianshiqingjiudanwule。
gegennishuojintianwomenkeshinalelanqiudeguanjune，nimenshuoshiba！”
jiangqiuxiaoxixidekanzhezijilaomeiyibianshuoyibianshouzhoudingledinghailaoshiaipideliangren。
“adui！adui！xiaochinishibuzhidaowomengesanjintian……”
“wobutingwobutingwobuting！nimenchidaojiushibuduiwocaibuguannimenyoumeiyounaguanjunni！
wobuguan，woyaogenjiejiehebabamamagaozhuang！
nimenpaoquwangkashangwang，bayigegukuwuyiruoxiaokelianyouwuzhudemeimeidiuzaixuexiaolubian。
“不管！不顾！”
jiangxiaochishuozhehaijiazhuangyibabitiyibaleidemoleqilai，neimoyangjianzheshangxinwenzheluoleidechengdu。
sanrenjianzhuangxiangshiyixiaoyeshidonglezheiyatoushiyouchanshangle。
“laomeieranishuonizenmecaibugaosubamatamen，nixiangyaoshenmegejintiandouxiaoxiaomanzuniyixia！”
“真哒！”
“ngng！gegeshuohuasuanshu～”
jianmudedachengjiangxiaochiyebuzhuanglekaixindechongjinjiangqiudehuailibaozhegonglegong。
“gegenizuihaola～woxiangchizhengyanggao，zhengxiongzhang，zhengluwei，shaohuaya，shaochuji，shaozie……”
“嗯嗯，还有呢？”
jiangqiutingzheyebufanbozhishixiaolexiaoyibabaoqijiangxiaochi。
qiaoqiaolaidaozixingchepangzhishineizuoyishangdoushixianqiandayuyiliuxiadeyuzhu。
zheitoudejiangxiaochihaizaibaozhecaimingni，dankandaozijilaogezhanzaiyiliangmanshiyushuidezixingchepangtinglexialai。
taitouyoukandaolezijilaogeneiweisuodexiaorong，jiangxiaochigedengyixiazijinzhangleqilai。
“geniyaoganma？wokeshiniqinmeimei，meimeishiyonglaitengde！”
“heiheihei，gegedangranzhidaoge～suoyigegeqinzibaozhemeimeishangzixingcheya。
guai～shijianbuzaolewomenyaoganjinhuijialeguaiguaizuohao！
huijiawojiurangnichishangnishuodeneixiehaochide！”
“dengxiage！woqinge！zheiqunzishiwoshanggelibainalinghuaqiangangmaide！
niyaoshigannijinwanshuijuejiubiebiyanwoyidingjinidaole！！！！！”
jiangxiaochizaishahainengbuzhidaozijizheichoulaogeyaoganma？
dangjizaijiangqiuhuailiputengleqilaile，zhishitayumiwujideshengaoshushibugoukan，xiayimiao。
“aaaaa！！！choulaogewoyaogenbabamamajiejiegaonia！
nijuranyounawoxinmaideyifudangmobuyongwuwuwu！！！”
“awuwuwuwu，awuwuwuwu。”
jiangqiukanzijilaomeihaitinghuikudangjinazijishouzhangqufanfupailaomeizhangzhedakudezui。
“xinglaxinglabiekula，huijiagezaijinimaijianxindebiekuleha～”
“wo……wuwu……awuwuwu！”
“nidanggedezenmeqifuwozheigedangmeimeidea，nengbunengbuyaopaiwozuibale！
niburangwochihaochide，neiwojiuxianghaohaokuyixiazenmele！！！”
“hengheng，jiangxiaochinihaiganweixienilaoge，youdeshibanfazhinixiaozhier！
dingduojinilaiyidunmaidangqinquanjiatong，denggeyihouyouqianzaidainichinishuode，biekulelaomei。”
“zhende？nibuhuiyoupianwoba？”
“geshenmeshihoupianguoni！mingtianxingqiliujiudainiquchi！zuohaowomenhuijiale……”
“wagegenizhenhao，xixi，huijiahuijia！”
shuozhejiangqiudengzhegelunzijiuchufalejiangxiaochiyemeiyoulexianqiandekujiji，zhiyoukuailededahan。
“waofengdazailianshanghaoshufuya，genizaiqikuaidian！！”
“neinizhuawenge～jiasu！！！”
“waohahaha，laogeshibushizhangpangleya？zaiqikuaidian！”
“buxingyalaomei！zaikuaiwomenjiubushihuijiadelule，ershiqujiantainainaidelule……”
genzaishenhoudelinwenhexuguiliuxialexianmudeyanlei。
“woyexiangyaogekeaidemeimeia，laobalaomanimennengdongma？dushengzitongtong！！！！”