“aiyowozhendeqia，xiadaxiaohuadiyicigongkaipaoguolaizhaojiangqiuzheigoudongxia！”
“zhenxianmua，quanxiaoweiyigongrendexiaohuaa……”
“aizheidoumeishenmea，jiangqiudaxuezheisanniandechuanqijinglibubitachengjigengyaoyan?”
“zezezelaolitouhaimeizouni，dangzhelaolitoudemianzhengzheichushangyanyaoni～”
“jiangqiutajianshijian，danshitachengjiquanniandoushiquanxiaodiyia。
laolitouguantagansha，hanzhepahuapengzhepashuaige！shuobudingxiaxiaohuagenqiugoujiehundou……”
“呜呜呜呜！！！”
“wocaonibuyaominglezheimedasheng?”
houpaijigerentingdaopangbianrendedadanfayannaorenzhitutu，yibajiusaizhuleneijingtianfayanrendezui。
danhaishidangbuzhuqitarenchiguakanrenaodexin，tamendouyizhirenweizheicixiaweidechuxianjueduiyoudashifasheng。
“yi，saozijintianmingmuzhangdandepaoguolaigansha?”
xuguijianyifanchangzhijieyinggangxiaoguidedasaoziyeyoudianmobuzhetounao。
bijingtanlianaichuledaxueyiwaizaigegexuexiaodoushiminglingjinzhide。
nitoutoubeidilitanbuyingxiangxuexiyejiuzhengyizhibiyizhi。
dannizhijienadaotaimianshanglaineishiwanquanbuyiyangdele。
“buzhidao，buguolaosannibuqu?”
linwenkanzhezhouzhemeitouwudongyuzhongdejiangqiuchuolechuoqihouzheshoubeidao。
erjiangqiucongxiayukaishijiuyuganzheshenmeyizhixinxubuning。
rujinxiaweiyifanchangtaideyangzijiangqiuxiangshicaidaolejifen。
shoushihaoqingxujiangqiutaitoukanleyanlitianyuan，kandaolelitianyuanpielepietoudedongzuo。
jiangqiuzheicaixilekouqiqishengenzhexiaweichuqule。
zhishigangchuqujiaoshibiandegengrenaoqilaile，zhibuguobeilitianyuandejijuhuajiyazhizhule。
“zadimeijianguoshimianna！zaichaojinwanshuxuezuoyechaojijiabei。
“nimenzheibangtuzaizizaiqiuguanxiaququwo，haidewozheigelaorenjiachadiankougongzideshihaimeigennimensuanni！”
……
jiangqiukanzheyanqianyizhimomowangqianzoudanbushuohuadexiaweitayecaidaoyierle。
“要走了？”
xiaweitingdaohoushenzidunledundanhaishidianlediantou。
“shijianguodezhenkuaiayizhayanjiusannianle，womendayijiushizaizheirenshideba?”
jiangqiusuibianzhaolegeshiyijiuzuolexialai，shuochudehuadaizhejifengankaiquebuzhidaoxiangyaobiaodashenme。
“shiasannianzheimekuai，wohaishimeigaibianjialidexiangfa。
woshibaile，jintianshilaijiannizuihouyimiande……”
xiaweiyegenzhezuolexialaiditoubodongzheshouzhishenqingmanshiluomo。
jilvqingsicongerjianbianhualuochuixia，cikekanzheposuijile。
“我不够优秀吗？”
“gou，nibiwobarangwoqujianguoderenherendouyouxiu。”
“neiweishenme?yinweiqian?”
“我……”
xiaweidunledunshenmebuzhidaozenmeshuocaihao，yinweitabuzhidaogaizenmeshuo。
huoxubeixiaoqiuyizhizheiyangwuhuiyeshiyizhonghaodejieju。”
“he，ziguliyizhishang……”
jiangqiushuowanzheijuhuaceshenkanzhexiaweineizugourangquanxiaonvshengdoujidudeliandan。
neiliandanxianzaichuxianleweiqunanguoheyoukunanyandeshenqing。
jiangqiumeiyouquzaishuoshenmeyinweitadeshenjiahediweigenbenbupeiquduiqipingtoulunzu，weiyoukuxiao。
xinkouhaosiyoujushiyazaitadexinkourangtabeipokaozaishiyishang。
banshangcaishenshentanlekouqiyebuzhidaoshiziyanhaishishuojixiaweiting。
“guaiyeguaiwoba，guaiwozaizuimeiyounenglideshihouyujianleni……”
“qiuwozhendebushi……”
“bushuozheixieshangxinyouniuniedele，xiaoweinishenmeshihouzou?”
jiangqiukanzhexiaweixiangyaojieshiqueyoubuzhidaocongnalikaishishuodeyangzi，guzuoqingsongzhuanyiqilehuati。
“wo……xiawuliudianjiuzou。”
wenyanjiangqiubuzhidaoshuoshenmehaole，shuoshenmecainengzaibangexiaoshineishuoqingtaduixiaweideqinggan。
duanduanbangeshizenmegou……
xiangbajiangqiuqiangrenjinlirangzijideyuqibiandehuankuaiyixiedao。
“meixiangdaowomendexiadameirennengzaizheimejincudeshijianlizaijianwoyimian，zhenderangwohaogandonghaokaixina。
xiangnizheimeshanjierenyidejiejiekebuduole，yaobunibaoyangwoaheihei，fanzhengjiejieyouqian～”
xiaweijianshangyimiaohaiyilianxiangmaniangqueyouwulidejiangqiuturanyoubiandegenyiqianjianxixide，meirenzhufanlegebaiyan。
“woshuozhendeniganggangyifushenchendeyangzizhendehenshuai，danniyikaikouzhendehenjian。
ruguokeyininengbunengshigeyaba?”
“hai，zheishiwodebenxinga～jiejieruguonengbaoyangwodehuawoyidinggaiya！weileqianwokeyide！”
jiangqiuliangjubulikaibaoyanghaoxiangshizaishitanshenme。
“qunide，wojishijianguolaizhaoni，nijiuzheiyangzishiba，wozhenzoule……”
xiaweihechangbudongjiangqiudeyisi，yidanchuguotajiuyiweizhegensishenqiangshijianle。
tazhinengdaizaiyingyangcanglidenghuohuodengsi。
“jujuele，zhishixiangchanglianxibeijujuele……”
jiangqiuzhanzaiyuandibuzhidaojiaogaicaizainalicaihaole，tashuozhendeyoudianxiangkule。
xiaweikanjiangqiuyimijiudedagezizhizhizhanzaineishenqinghuanghuyouhechangbuzhiweishenme。
xuanjishangqianlaidaojiangqiugenqianbaozhulejiangqiunaodaiqingqingkaozaijiangqiudexiongfu。
“zheicibukaiwanxiao，wozhenzoule……
ruguo……ruguojianglaiyoujihuidehua，womenhaihuizaijiande，woyiding……”
xiaweishuowanbudengjiangqiufanyingzhuanshenjiupao，duitamenlianglaishuo，xianzaizheiyangkenengjiushidangxiazuihaodebanfale。
jiangqiukanzhezhujianxiaoshizaizijishixianlidenvhai，nannandiyu。
“haishimeiganwenchulaima，qishiwozhendehenxihuanniaxiaowei，nishifouyezhendexihuanwoni……”
xuanjixiangdaoleshenmejiansixiawurenkuaisutaochuzhenzangbanshoujiguangsudale
liugezi“lushangzhuyianquan”houjiuyouganjinbashoujishoulehuiqu。
zhuanshenyezouxiang**shideluzhishituranyishengqingcuidezhangshengchuanbianzoulu。
“mdnaozhongzhenmeiyonglaozizhenkanbuqiziji，guqiyongqibuwenguanjianwenti，laiyijulushangzhuyianquan。
jiangqiuajiangqiuhuogaimeilaopoa，jiangqiunigerenjicao！”
jiangqiuzheibazhangyeshidadehenyixiazijiuhongtoulelianwuzhiyinqingxikejian。
jiuzheiyangjiangqiushuangyantonghongdingzhebanbianbazhanglianhuidaolejiaoshi。
yijinmenzheibazhangliankeweishizanzulezaizuotongxuedehaoqi，jingya，jingxiyanguang。
jiulianzuozaijiangtaishanghezheyangshenggouqibeizhejiaoandelitianyuanjianzhuangyeshitiaoletiaomeibandiaokandao。
“耍流氓被打了?”
“夏薇转学了……”
jiangqiuduiciyemeishamandezijizaixuexiaode**biwangdemingtouyuanjinwenming。
shuyuzaoshangchushigangtajinxiaomenkoujiuchuanbianle。
“buyaoyinweizheigefangqixuexi，daxuedeqingaaiachuncuishenke。
danmeibawozhuneijiushiyuanfenbugoubuyaoxiangtaiduo，tebieshidasanwanshengyanyinweichengjiergebendongxi。”
shuodaozheilitianyuankanlekanjiangqiufaxianmeishenmefanyingyouzuolezuozijidelaoniankuaileshui。
“chouxiaoziwokeyijiniliangtianjiarangniqusansanxinyaobuyao?”
jiangqiuhexiaweiliangrensanniandejinglitayekanzaiyanli。
zaoyouchuanwenxiaweishimougechaodajiazudenver，xianzaikanlaishizhendele。
“buyonglelaolitou，jiusuanwoqijinweizhiderenshengdoushishibaiyounengruhe。
genghekuangwohaimeishibai，wojuedingyaozaishengxuezhuanggezuidadebi。
yigerangxiaoweiyuanzaitaxiangdounengkandaodebi！！！！”
jiangqiuwoquanyanlichuxianxiongxiongdouzhizhishilianshangdewuzhishankanzhepingtianjifenhuaji。
“keke，nixiaozizhenbukuiyuchengdadiyibiwangdechenghao，shenmeshihoudouyaoxiangzhezenmezhuanggebi，
gujinengdadaonidezhiyoubinihaizhuangdebiwangle。”
litianyuanduiciyeshiwunaile，kandaobanshangyiqunren。
neinaodaierduoshendejiuchazhanguolaiwenrangwotingtingzenmegeshierdeyangzi。
xianshitaitoudengledengjiezhebailebaishoukaishiganren。
xingle，jiranmeishineijiuganjinjiwozuohuiqu。”
yuanbenhaidanxinjiangqiubeiaiqingjikua，jieguoxianzaikanzheijiashirenjiayagenmeishininengshuoshenme?
gangyizhuanshenbanshangderenjiukaishiqihongqilaile。
“bushijiangdabwangzenmegeshier?aidayingshuomei?
jiunineiseyanggujishigenxiadaxiaohuadongshoudongjiaobucheng，aileyibazhanglizhengle?”
lvxiankaikoudeshihoubanshangdefubanzhangchenbo，tapingshihejiangqiuzuishibuduifu。
danyejinxianchaochaozuileyebushangganqing，taliangyoubushichouren。
zheihuituranfenshoutakeyaoxiaosile，zhiyintayexihuanxiawei。
“死舔狗……”
“超，你……”
“啥b”
“我……”
chenbobeijiangqiuyijutiangouzhijiehongwenbaoqijiuxiangsayin。
danqishenhoufaxianzijibijiangqiuaileyijieyoumomozuolexiaqu。
“怂货”
jiangqiushuowanzuihouyijusonglesongjian，wushidiaobanshangrenchiguademuguanghejijizhazhadeyilunsheng。
chaozijiweizhizouqu，gangzuoxialaishoujihaimeinachulaijiubeilinwenhexuguilazhule。
“wocaolaosannilianzenmehuishier?zhenchuguibeizhuale?”
“woquzheibazhangyin～wozheiyimoshenqiankewena，laosannipuchangbeizhuale?”
姜丘:“???”