第三章
05
妈妈也不是傻子。
jixuzaishoudoujixudaixiaqu,buchujiri,wodaizheofferzaixingongsirenzhideshijiuhuibaolu。
jieshitabihuiqiazhitiaodashenwenlaotian,ranhoudaizhexin“tianyi”sanbuwo“keqin,keyou,yishenghuiqi”deyaoyan。
buguozheicigujididiqiantu,yegujizijimingsheng,buhuibashizuojue。
qiexianzai,wozaishoudouyoubishunliruzhigengzhongyaodeshiqing。
huixiangshangbeizi,wodexiaoshuobeibeijingyijiayingshigongsikanzhongdasuanmaibanquanderizi,jiuzaizheijitian。
benlaihetongjijiangqiandingjiuchayigeqianmingle,danjiabuzhuwomadezhizheixiaoxihou,zhijielianxifengchaoxiwoxiaoshuodezuozhe,daodayipalianhejiangwodeyuanzhuyigejubao。
zhicihetongbeijiaohuang,zaibuzhiwoyigexuanzeduixiangdeqingkuangxia,yingshigongsixuanzetingzhiyuwoqiandingheyue。
xiaoxiquedinghou,woleiliumanmian。
zhuantouquekandaomamabuguwodebengkui,yilianqingxingdao:
“xinghaozuzhichenggongle,nidemingshiwopide,yigejianyatounengxiechushenmehaodongxi?”
zheiwanyiyaoshizhenpaichengdianying,qitarenbudexiaosiwo?”
“womenjiasuanmingde,yixiangdegaowangzhong。”
“nizenmeganrangwodiuzheigeren!”
wokanzhemama,youkankanzaitabangzhuxia,wozheigeyuanchuangzhedaodayipadechaoxigou。
几欲吐血。
shoucidaji,wotingzhilexiezuo,danyizhizhuizongchaoxizheheyingshigongsifazhanhouxu。
yingshigongsihoulaizuochulebushaobaokuan,erneigechaoxizhe,pingjiecongwoneichaolaidejuqinghegeng,bujinmaichubanquan。
haijiezheyidachudemingsheng,fengguangwuxiandiyindaofensi,wangbaowo,wumiewocaishineigechaoxizhe。
zainianyashidefensigongjixia。
zhizhishangbeizisiwang,wobeiyingshengshengdingzaichaoxidechiruzhushang。
erwoneizichengshensuanzidemama,duici,zhiyuwoshuoleyijuhua:“rangnibuxinwosuandeming——”
“wozaoshuo,nizheigemingbode,qiangxingqiumingzhihuizaotianqian!”
zhonghuoyici,wobuhuizairangtamendecheng。
06
gaoxiaolvchuliwangongsishiwu,woyixinguanzhubanquanfangxiaoxi。
ruqianshiyiyang,wochenggongdengdaoyingshigongsilaidian:
“ninhao,qingwenshichenfanfannvshima?woshibeichengyingshidebanquanbianjixiasong,jingpinggu,womenjuedenindexiaoshuo《buyecheng》youipkaifajiazhi,fuhewomendeyingshigaibianfangxiang。”
“qingwenniyouyixianghewomenxiangtanma?”
“dangran,womenxianzaijiukeyitan!”
gangshuochukaitouzheijuhua,didiyigexiaoxi**lai:
“chenfanfan,wogenmayaodaoshoudouchezhanle,nixianzaijiuguolaijiewomen。”
wozhengzhu,taliangzenmehuizaizheigeshijiandianlaishoudou?
“chenfanfan,nizaiganshenmequedeshi,dianhuaneitouzenmeyizhizhanxian?!”
wodiyizhidabutongwodianhuahou,qijibaihuai。
wodingxiashen,yibianjixuquerenbanquanxiaoxi,yibianfeisufaxiaoxi,congdidineitaohua:
“didi,wozaimangni,ganggangweilenigongzuodeshi,genzhiqianzaizheibiandelingdaoshipinlianxian。”
“zheibu,weinizhengqudedaiyuhaimeiliaowanni,nihemazenmeturanlaibeijingle?”
huayingangluo,didishunjianbagaoleshengyin:
“shenme,daiyunijingranhaimeijiwotanhao?”
“neirangmamadaoshoudoujidalingdaosuanmingdeshini?”
“yaobushinishuozaijingshijiwomenzhaodaoguiren,wogenmayouzenhuidalaoyuanpaodaozheili?!”
“chenfanfan,niyaoduiwomenfuze!”
负责?
woliqingqianyinhouguo,lengxiaoyisheng。
haoa,zheiyici,woyidinghaohaoduinimenfuze。
buguojiujingshirangnimenfuzhai,fuzui,haishifumingsheng。
zheigefuzedefangshi,shiwoshuolesuan。