打脸神算子妈妈野渡-著

小说简介

xiaoshuodalianshensuanzimamadenannvzhushichenfanfanchenjiaojiao，shizuozheyeduxiedeyibenbaokuanxiaoshuo。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuanzhijietidaiwoma“shensuanzi”“shenxianmama”dereduhechenjiaojiaomaicandeneirong，tubanglegedashejiaomeitipingtaidetoutiao。kandaoxinresou……

精彩章节

第一章

我妈自称神算子。

wonadaodachangnianrubaiwandeoffer，tasuanchuwomingjianburangwoqushoudouruzhi。

“niyishengjiushigejianyatou，xianzainazheimegaoxinshui，bushiyonglewaishouduanjiushifenzoulenidideqiyun，jiwogunhuilaidaluosiding！”

xiedexiaoshuomashangmaiyingshibanquan，taqiawanzhizhijubaoyuanzhujiejiaohuang：

“yigemingbodeyatouxiechudedongxi，paichulaikebuxing！qianwanbanquandoushiguowangyunyan，anfenshoujicaishizhen！”

xinqingyiyuzhong，suishoumaidecaipiaowanzhongyiwandajiang，tashunjianbianlelianse：

“zheipotianfuguiniyigeyatoushichengshoubuzhude，bielingjiang，fouzenihuibudehaosi！”

woxiangfankang，quebeibiworenmingdemamasuozaidixiashi，huohuoesi。

zaiwomaneishengdeyide“jianyatou，nidemingwoguoranmeicuosuan”dexuanpanshengzhongsiquhou。

wozhengkaiyan，faxianzijihuidaolenadaodachangofferdeneitian。

01

“fanfan，haixiangzhemingtianqushoudoudeshi？bujidenichushengshi，mamaqinzijinisuandebazile？”

“shenxianshuole，nizheiyishengjiushigejiandeyatou，bieyitiantianwangshangpa！

“xiangyaonididiyishengpingan，nixianzaijiujihuixiangxia，quniershuchangzineilidaluosi！”

zhuyidaozheiduansicengxiangshidehua，heshouzhongneifenhairehudedachangoffer，woyishidaozijizhongshengle。

qianshi，yeshizaiwoxingfenshuochujijiangnachubaiwannianxindexixundeshihou，mamaturanbianlelian，mawomingmingshengxialaijiushigemingjiande。

xianzainianjiqingqingjingnalezheimegaodexinshui。

bushifenzoulewodideqiyun，jiushiweilewangshangpadonglewainianxieshu。

wobeitahaowuluojidezhizenongdebengkui。

qiebushuozhenshangdeneigechangzimeiyueqizaotanheizhinengnayiqiankuaixinkufei，danshuowonadaogaoxinwanquanshipingzijinengliguoying，zaishuorenwanggaochuzoutianjingdiyi。

wohaoshenghaoqijujue，bingdangjidingxiaqushoudoudechepiao。

kewomeixiangdao，zaiwojijiangshangchequgongsibaodaoshi，taguyijigongsiduoweilingdaodadianhua，dasixuanyangwobazigengongsixiangke，zhiqiandaidegongsijiajiadaobi。

wojibaiqianwanrencaidedaodegangweijiuzheimebeitanongmeile。

faxianliuyanheshoudaolingdaowanjuxindeneiyike，worenjihufengmo。

lijiyaofatiechengqingshuowomazhishidanchundefengjianmixin，danershuqindidouganlaishuowo，xunchiwo。

二叔说：

“diulegegongzuoeryi，youshenmehaojijiaode，weileyidianqianwuxiannima，zaowanyaotiandaleipi！”

“yaowoshuo，yaoshiguainiguaifucongnimaanpai，yimenxindijinlewojiachangzi，nimayongdezhexinkuzhetengzheimeyiquanme！”

“nimaneimeyouxinyangderen，zenhuibuduinihao，ganqingnihaijiwomenxianweiqushangle！”

我弟骂：

“jie，nijianmingyitiao，haiganqudagongsilingbaiwannianxin？”

“maqinzisuanle，neixienianxinhecaiyundoushiwode，nizhipeijiwogunhuijialaolaoshishididaluosiding！”

congxiao，womajiuzaishenbianyiqunrenlishensuanrenshe。

babachushihoudepeichangjinbuyao，shuowobagongdichushi，bushilaobanmeizuoanquancuoshidecuo，danchunshiwobamingzhongyouzheiyijie。

wogaoshaodaosishierdubusongwoquyiyuan，dandingshuotasuanle：woweilaihaiyaojiwodimaifangni，buhuizaixianzaiguadiao。

我不认可，但尊重。

quemeixiangdaomamabianbenjiali，jiaohuanglewodegongzuo。

shangbeizi，wonianjigurouqinqing，bazheikouqitunlexiaqu。

quebuxiang，neishiwozhuirudiyudekaiduan。

02

主业黄了副业兴。

shangbeizi，bujiuhouwoyeyuxiedexiaoshuobeitouzifangkanzhong，mashangmaiyingshibanquan。

mamadezhihou，quelikeyindaofensijubaoyuanzhubamaimaijiaohuang。

wojihuogongxin，bumianyutazhenglun：“nishifenglema？nizhibuzhidaoyingshihuachenggongduiwodezuopinyiweizheshenme？！”

didilijichongshanglaihuzhuma：“zenmegenzanmashuohuade，bujiushiqianwanbanquanfeima？！”

mamayekanzhewoyilianbiyi：“yigemingbodeyatouxiechudedongxi，paichulaikebuxing！qianwanbanquandoushiguowangyunyan，anfenshoujicaishizhen！”

zaihoulai，jidudexinqingyiyuzhong，wosuishoumaidecaipiaowanzhongyiwandajiang。

jiudangwozhuanhuanxinqing，xingzhichongchongdidaishanglezhengjianzhunbeiqulingjiangshi。

mamazaidubianlelianse：“wozinibaqushihou，yixinxiangdaolejishinian，nizheimeyingshengshengyongyiwandajiangbiwohaisu，neixieyixiangxinfengwoweishensuanzidexiangqinhuizenmekanwo？”

“genghekuang，zheipotianfuguiniyigeyatoushichengshoubuzhude，bielingjiang，fouzenihuibudehaosi！”

woxiangfankang，quebeibiworenmingdemamasuozaidixiashi，huohuoesi。

zaiwomaneishengdeyide“jianyatou，nidemingwoguoranmeicuosuan”dexuanpanshengzhongsiquhou。

wozhengkaiyan，faxianzijihuidaolenadaodachangofferdeneitian。

zheiyishi，wohuirangtamenxuezhaixuehai！

03

“mingtianjiujiwojinniershujiachangzi，neibianjizheyaoren，zaishuonizhiqianneizhangoffermayebangnisile，shengdeniyitiandaowandianjineixieyoudemeide。”

mamadeshengyinjiangwoconghuiyizhonglachu。

zheiyishi，womeizaiwanyanjujue，ershibanchengtashouzhongtixianmuoudemoyang，lianliandiantou。

“ma，wozhidaocuole，haishimamaconghui。”

“zhijiejinzhenshangchangzi，shunyingminggezuogexiangxiaren，caishidaofaziran。”

“burannianjiqingqingzaidachangnabaiwannianxin，duorongyizaiweilaishoufanshia！”

“woyigerenshoufanshiyejiusuanle，dandaoshihouhuailezanjiafengshuikezenmeban？xingkuimaninshenjimiaosuan，likebawocongqitushangzhuailehuilai！”

mamazuijiaoshunjianqiaoqilaile，tayouxuxuqiasuanleyizhi。

“haishiwoshengdecongming，zheimekanlaihaisuanyoujiu。”

“bijing，niyishengxialaimajiusuanchunishigemingjiande，zheimeturannalebaiwannianxin，cunlirenhuizenmekanwopandemingge？”

“zaishuole，fangqigaoxinzhenghaohuilaifuchinididi，bubeiwaimiandehuahuashijiemileyanjing！”

woxiaozheruxiaojizhuomibandiantou。

但是。

“ma，jujueofferyaoqugongsidangmiangenlingdaoshuoyixia，bijingwozheishuyujieofferleyoufanhui。”

“erqiewodiyeshizuozheixingde，ruotaidubuchengkenxie，zhishidanchundiyoujianhuifu，bujinhuibeidagongsijidanganyingxiangzanjiamingsheng，didideqiantuyehuishouyingxiang。”

yuduiwobuyiyang，shuozhongnanqingnvyehao，shuozhishipianxinyeba，mamaduididi，neishibaoyoujidaqide。

shangbeizi，womajiushimeikaolvdaodidiqiantuzheiyiceng，siwujidandejiangwokegongsimingshengcaijinnigoulihou，daozhididizaiyeneiqiuzhishiyeduoshouguji。

为此她后悔不已。

zheiyishi，wohuirangtaxianyousuojidan，bingyiweiwozhendedasuanshunyingtapixiadeguichemingge，weiqinqidayibeizigong，erbuzhizheyumingqi。

wonaqitieshangfangkuimodeshouji：“ma，woxiandingpiaole，jintianneibashiqingjiejue，mingtianhailaidejiershuchangzineidagong。”

“bieji，dengmayihuier！mayaogenniyiqiqubeijing！zhenghaobangnizailushangfayoujian。”

wolengxiaoyisheng，buchusuoliao，taguoranyaoqinyankanjianwofachujuxin，bingchedibeimingqicituicaifangxin。

yushiwoshunzhetadeyi，daitayiqilaichezhan。

youzaichezhanpangdexiaodianmaileliangfenwancan，bingzaiqizhongyifen，jialexiexieyao。

danxinweidaobianqiguai，haiteyizhufulaobanzuofanshibaweidaozuozhongxie。

huidaohoucheting，mamayijingdengdeyouxiebunaifan。

“zenmecaihuilai？gaotiehaiyoubanxiaoshijiuyaojinzhanle，shuohaozaishangcheqianbajuofferyoujianfachuqudema？”

wobafandijita：“zheibushizhenghaodaofandianme，cheshangfannanchi，wotizaoqumailefen。”

“烫哒。”

mamapenglexiareqitengtengdefan，meitouyizhou。

皱完后。

滴答。

滴答。

yanjianqiangshangdeshizhongdouzoulehaojigelunhuiguoqu，tadousihaomeiyaochideyisi。