第五章
chenjiaojiaoqiaolegeyouyadeerlangtui，bajiaozhiduizhewohou，duisuoyourenjiaoaoshuo：
“neishiwozaixyinshangxiedefufeixiaoshuola，beitouzifangkanzhong，mailebanquannengdeshangjiqianwanni！”
mamayiliandeyi：“zheimeduo？wojiajiaojiaozhenshiwenquxingxiafan！”
chenjiaojiaojuelexiazui，shengyingengjiadeyi：“woshangdaxueshijiuhuipingxiezuozhuanqian，shubeifensishuochuangyidianduyiwuerle。”
“buxiangxiaoguzi，zheimedalehaiyaojialipeiqian，zhihuizaixiangxiadechangziningluosiding。”
“ma，wobuhuijiajinlaihouhaiyaojitashenghuofeiba？”
tayibianshuoyibiankancangyingdeyanshendengwo。
wokanzhetadengchuyanbaidebiaoqing。
haiyouxuanbuxiaoxishi，neiwobenminghuanghuangdakaide，baifenzhiyuansudouyibiyichaoxiwoxiaoshuodezuopin。
henbudedangchangjitalaigeguojianshuai。
dandanchundewulichengfataibianyitale。
xiangdaowoshangbeizishoudejingshenzhemo，wodandingdidakaizijixiede，maibanquanhoulinshigailefengmianhemingzideyuanzhu，ranhouwuzhuzui，zhenjingchushengdao：
“saozi，wojuedekendingshiwoxiangduole，dan，danwoturanjuedenixiedezheibenshugenwokanguodezheibenhaoxiang。”
“nandaoshitachaoxileni？”
chenjiaojiaoyanshendonglexia，dankandaowodakaideshumingfengmianhou，youhenkuaifangsongxialai，lengxiaodao：
“erzheizhongshumingdoumeitingguo，buruliudexiaozuozhekendingshichaoxilewo。”
“抄袭狗该死！”
shuowanyongtadezhuzhanghaofachu“shangxin，renjiaxinxinkukude100%yuanchuang，quebeixiaozuozhezhijiechaoxi，”deshuoshuo，yibianaitelewodeshuminghezuozhehao。
xinxifachumeiduojiu，wodezuozheweibojiubeichenjiaojiaodefensigongxianzhanlingle。
yushangbeiziyiyang，gezhongruma，renshengongjiluoyibujue。
suizhezheitiaoweiboredudepansheng，chenjiaojiaodeyidijiecijihui，gongkaiqianzewodetongshizhijiezhibomaican，weibofensibiaosheng。
erwomawodizuoweizhengjianshijiandejianzhengzhe，zhijieyichenjiaojiaoqinrendeshenfenzaizhibojianlulian，weitamendehao“nver”，haonvpengyoujiyujingshenshangdeguli，huodewangyoudeyizhonghaoping。
youqishiwomaduanzhededaogaorendemoyang，qiazhiyisuanhou，zaizhibozhongbangchenjiaojiaoyichuidingyinneiju：
“chaoxiwonverderen，woyiweinituisuanle，buchusanri，nijiuyouxueguangzhizai......”
“weichaoxiwonverdezuopinfuchudaijia！”