第3章 鉴婊达人上线

zhongrenzhengjiduzhong,suyangyangmianwubiaoqingdao:“wopingshenmeyaoqu?”

xiaohua,tayijienvdi,heshijiaorenqichuangguo?jibianxianzaibushile,suyangyangyemeiyouxingququzuozheizhongshifengrendeshiqing。

【?她还拒绝了?】

【**gunyuandiana,zaizheierlishenmerenshe!】

daoyanlianseyichen,lengxiao:“keyia,buqu,xianzaijiujieyue!jieyuejinnipeideqima?”

suyangyangsikaoyifan,jiyiliqueshiyouweiyuejinzheiyishuo,erqieshuehengao,shigeyuanbendesuyangyangdouhaibuqi。

suyangyangshigezhengzhijia,suoweizhengzhijia,jiushiconglaibuzuokuibenmaimaideshangren。

suoyiweileyishiyiqiquchengdanxianjieduanchengdanbuqidehouguo,suyangyangmeizheigexiguan。

yushi,liangmiaohou,suyangyangshifennengqunengshendi,zouxianglebosilin。

【aaaaa,chounvrenliwomenjialingegeyuanyidian!!】

【zheinvrenzhenshishenmedongxidounengcengyidian,bukuishiyulequandiyicengnvlang。】

【xiaosi,dengzhekanba,tawanqiule,boyingdizuifandeyourenzaitashuijuedeshihouchaoxingta!】

【shangyigezheiyangzuoderenyijingbeiboyingdidefensipendaotuiquanle】

【坐等笑话】

danmushangpiaoguodezheixiewenzisuyangyangdangranyigeyebuzhidao,tazhidangzuoyicixunchangdejiaoxing。

还有些屈尊降贵呢。

jingtousuizhesuyangyangchaobosilintuijin。

suyangyangzoujin,yiyanjiukanjianletangyishangdeneigenanren。

budebushuo,suyangyangzuoweinvdi,qianshijianleneimeduonanren,qizhongbufarongmaoqingchengzhe,zaizheiweimianqian,yezhinengsuanzuoyongzhisufen。

xiyangxiayingchujuhuangdeguang,zhaozainanrendeceyingshang。

gaotingdebiliang,qiadaohaochudemianbuxiantiaoyouxieguofenjingzhi,meiyujiandeyimopijuanweizheigenanrentianlejifenposuidemeigan。

pifuzeshibingtaidebai,zaiyangguangxiagourenshixian。

suizhejingtoudepianyi,danmuliquanshihuachijingtan。

【wosilewosilewosile!】

【linshendeyanwonengchiyibeizi!】

【bushifen,danshiyouyishuoyi,gentayibi,wotamazhendeshinvwashuaidenidianzi。】

ranersuyangyangkanzhezhizhoumeitou。

taxingjundazhang,shenbiandoushiwudasancudenanren,silesantiandoumeitazheimebai。

kanlaizheilidenanren,henqiancaolian。

zheibian,zhushouhuihuishou,zuolegexusheng,shiyizheiweisuxiaojieganjinwanghouche。

bierenbuqingchu,taketaiqingchule,zheiweiyingdiqichuangqidadehen,reshanglekebushiqingyinengtuoshende。

zhouweirendoudonglezhushoudeyisi,fenfenwanghoutui,baozhekanxidexintaikanzhesuyangyang。

shenruoqinggengshiruci,zhanzaichiguazuiqianxian。

ersuyangyangzemilemiyan,taituijiushangleqian。

jiaobuyuekaoyuejin,zhulizulanbuji,shengpafachushengyinjiangtangyishangderenchaoxing。

zhongrendaoxiliangqi,shixianquanbuwangzheibianzhuan。

弹幕更是炸成一片。

【aaaa!buyaokaojinlinshen!gunyuandian!】

【tule,xiangfangshefayinqizhuyi,gangcaideqinggaoni?】

【aaaalinshenbuganjinglebuganjingle!】

nvrendeshenzishifentingba,dongzuoganjingliluo。

zaikaojindeshunjianjiutingxiale,suihoutaiqijiao。

沈若晴皱眉。

她想干什么?

xiayimiao,neizhijiaominjiediwangtangyishangyisong!

“砰!”

lianrendaiyi,shunjianquanbubeixianfanzaidi!

taiyangsanqilingbaluo,tangyiyewanghoufeilehaojimi,zhuanlehaojigequan,caitinglexialai。

dishangdenanrenshunjiantaitou,huanhuanchengqileshenzi。

jiandandebaitxiankaiyijiao,luchuyinyinyueyuedefuji,yanshenzetouguomojing,hesuyangyangduishi。

liudaodezuibazhangchengleoxing,shenruoqinggengshijingdeshuobuhualai!

【??tachuailelinshen??】

【**???????】

【chunluren,qingwenzheilishiquanwangzhengbasaima?bisheitoutiedeneizhong??】

【zheige**ganchuaiwomengege????】

【fujifujifuji,kanfuji!!!】

【jiemeimengantaa!!!】

众人被惊掉下巴。

zhidaosuyangyangbuzhengchang,buzhidaosuyangyangzheimebuzhengchangde。

neikeshiyulequandingliuyingdie^?tazheizhongsanshiliuxianquanwangheixiaomingxingshizenmegandea?

zheihuideshixianjujiaozailebosilindeshenshang。

banshang,jiujianbosilinhuanhuanshenshou,gujiefenmingdeshouzhijiangmojingyizhai,luchuyishuangxiazhangdeheimou,shixianjiudingzaisuyangyangdelianshang,mianshangmeiyoubiaoqing。

助理小何脸都白了。

完了!

zheijiemenpingshizuoyejiusuanle,zhuilingebuxing,zanjiuhuangeluzia!zenmehaiwangshangchongni!zheixiahaole……

ranerxiayimiao,jiujiansuyangyangshangqianyibu。

budengbosilinyoushenmefanying,liheshengjiuzaizhenggechangzilixiangqi——

“xianzaishigongzuoshijian,wobuguannishishenmeren,genwoyizujiuyaoshouwodeguiju!yihouyaoshihaiyigerenshuidajue,jiujiwogunchuduiliduzishengcun!tingqingchule?”

shuowan,suyangyangpieletayiyan,xianqididongledongbizi。

“ze……nizheishenzi,taixu。”

liuxiashihuadezhongren,hemanpianwenhaodedanmu,suyangyangzhuanshenliqu,shenxingbiting。

众人:“……”

chenmo,shijinwandehuangdao。

weiyoubosilintiaoletiaomei,ruoyousuosi。

jijingzhong,shenruoqingzhenglileyixiatoufa,maibuzoudaobosilingenqian,“buxiaoxin”luchuzijideshiyexian,rouruodao:“nimeishiba?linge。”

nanrenxunsuchoushou,meirangtapengdao。

shenruoqingdeshouzaibankongzhongjianglejiang。

jiutingjiandichenlengliedeshengyinzaitoudingxiangqi。

“baoqian,woduihuazhuangfenguomin。”

yidun,youdandankaiqiang:“duimomingqimiaoguyiluchudeqiuyeguomin。”

cihuayichu,shenruoqingdelianshunjiantonghong。

【emoemohahahahabushibabushiba!】

【jiarenmen,shiqinggengjingcaile。】

【shentemeguyiluchulaideqiuhahahaha!】

【woxiaodaomandizhaotou!zheizongyimeiyingdiwobukan!】

【linyezheifanying,jianbiaodarenwuyile】

【linshendeshengyinjuelea,woerduohuaiyunle!】

【woxianzaiqishiyoudianqidaiboyingdihesuyangyangzaiyizule,suyangyangdengsibahhhh!】

【zuojinghedushezuhe,woshibushikeyiqidaiyixia?】

【loushang,shenmecpdouke,nichuanjianyifuba。】

【danshilinshenzheihuaqueshiguoledian,qingqingyezhishihaoxinxiangbangmanga……】

zhengchanglaishuo,yulequanshiyaobaochimianzishangguodequde。

danshixianzaidebosilinbuzhengchang。

——zhunquedelaishuo,bosilinbushibosilin。

bosilinshilingyigepingxingshikongdejinrongdae,yuanmingyejiaobosilin。

santianqian,bosilinzhunbeihuishoutouziyulexingyedeshihou,xiaozhulinalejigegongsizhunbeitouzidexiangmujitaguomu。

qizhongjiubaokuozheigexiaoshuofanpaidianyingdexiangmu。

youyisideshi,zuozheshiyongtaweiyuanxing,chuangzuolelimianyigejiaozuo“bosilin”defanpai,tazhijidezijizaibangongshilimianshuiguoqule,yijuexinglaijiudaolezheili,haimeixiaohuahaozheigeshiqing,jiubeiyigenvrenmomingqimiaotile。

neigenvrenhaoxiangjiaosuyangyang?

jiushishulimiandeneigepaohuinvpei?

bosilinjide,zheigejiaoseshizijizaizheibenshulizuitaoyandejiaose。

gengbietijiuzaijinwan,zheigenvpeijianghuijitaxiayao。

liangrenjiangzaihubianyizhendianluandaofeng,shangleresou,congcichengleyingdibosilinzheiyishengzhongchirudeshi。