第5章 掌上玩物(2947字)

qianlaizhushoudekerenmenyigegebuganzhixin。

“woqu!bukuishiguwuzongdeshaozongzhu!”

“yuanlaitayizhidoushishenzangbulu,banzhuchihu!”

“tajiazhuangzijishigeerjiwuzhe,qishizaojiuyijingdadaoleshijidazongshicengci!”

“jipingtongyangshishijidazongshi,ertazaibaishaodemianqian,jiurutongzhangzhongwanwu,buzhiyiti。”

“nimenkuaikanjipingbeibaishaowannongyuguzhangzhizhongdeyangzi,shibushihenkexiao?”

“baishaoshigeshencai,tiancaiyemeiyoutazheimebiantaiba!”

“baishaotayoushuaiyouyoushenfen,tianfuhairucinitian,wokanwangjiazheixierenshinaozibeimulvtishale!”

“youqishineigewangyuxuan,tamadeshenmewanyier,zishishengao,haijujuebaishaodehunyue,tayepei?”

“tapeigeluandan,youyanwuzhuxiaomugou,lianjibaishao**zhitoudezigedoumeiyou!”

“你有?”

“我有你妹!滚!”

……kerenmentaotaobujue,zhishengxialechengzan,shubuzhi,baipozhudexiuweicengci,yijingdadaolekongbudewuwangjingjie。

“zhushou!”kanzhebaipozhuzhunbeiniesijiping,wangfengmangdahanyisheng。

“nisuangeshenmedongxi?nijiaobenshaoyezhushou,benshaoyepianyaoshaleta!”baipozhukandoulandequkanwangfengmangzheige**delaodongxiyiyan,wuzhihuanhuanfali,zhunbeiqiasijiping。

“baipozhu,bie!woqiuni,suanwoqiunile,doushiwoyigerendecuo,fangguowomaba,wobatasidezao,wojiuzheimeyigemamale!”wangyuxuansuiranjibuqingyuan,danmuqindexingmingjiuzairenjiadeshoulizuanzhe。

“e?”baipozhuxiaole,pieyankanxiangwangyuxuan:“qiurenjiuyinggaiyaoyouyigeqiurendetaidu!”

“qiurendetaidu?”wangyuxuanconglaimeiyouqiuguoshei,tahenpiaoliangshixiaohua,yongyuandoushibierenqiuzheta,guitianta。

“guixia!ketou!”baipozhushuo。

“shenme!”wangyuxuandasiyexiangbudaobaipozhuhuirangtadangzhongguixiaketou。

“yuxuan,buxujizheigebeibixiaorenxiagui,wangjiademianzi……a!”

jipingyijuhuameishuowan,jiufachuleyishengcanjiao。

“ma!”wangyuxuanxinjirufen,yanleidouxialaile。

“heng,lizidoumeile,haitanshenmemianzi?”baipozhulengxiao。

“nigan!”jipingbuxiangxinbaipozhuganzaidatingguangzhongzhixiaduitaxiasishou。

“benshaoyehaiyoushenmebugan?”

baipozhudakailexitongjiemian,zhayikan,yiwanbaqiandianqiyunzhi!

genjuwudaoweizundegushibeijing,jipinghuiquanlizhichilinxiu,yesuanshilinxiushengmingzhongzhiguanzhongyaodenvren。

baipozhudayajiping,yiyangkeyicongtadeshenshangzhaqudaliangqiyunzhi。

dakaishangcheng,goumaitianjigongfa,jiuxingbatijue,xuexi。

【ding!gongxisuzhuxidetianjigongfa,jiuxingbatijue!】

baipozhuqishibaozhang,weizhenquanchang!

“xueyingqinnashoushinicongwobaijiashenshanghuodede,gaiguihaile!”

白破竹催动霸体诀!

yilvlvrouyankejiandexiuwei,congjipingdeshentilibeichouchu,suizhebaipozhudeshoubeimanyanzhibaihuixue,weijisuoyong。

“zheishi!jiuxingbatijue!”

“bieshuoshijiangnandiqule,jiusuanshifangyanzhenggeshenzhouwudao,doumeiyoujigerenxiderucinitiangongfa!”

“tazaixiqujipingdebishengxiuwei!”

……

qingkezhijian,jipingyishenshijidazongshidexiuweihuaweiwuyou!

一朝沦为废人!

扑通!

jipingbeichouganlehunshenliqi,rutongyitanlannidaodi。

“ma!”wangyuxuanchadianbengkui!

“zheijiushinimenwangjiayaxiangdidedipai?hehehe,bukanyijidefeiwu!”baipozhulengxiaozhe,saoshiyiquan,faxianlinxiuzhengyongyizhongyaochirenyibandeyanshenzhushizheta,yanshenlixiemanlebugan,bufuqi。

baipozhuduilinxiushuo:“kanshenmekan?zaikanniyeshiyigeliandangfeiwudoubugouzigedehuose!”

baipozhukanxiangjiping,shuo:“zheigesaoniangmendeshili,caiyouzigemianqiangsuanshigefeiwu!”

suoyourendoushayanle,tamenbuganxiangxinzijideerduo,zaishirenyanzhong,yaobukeji,tianxiawudideshijidazongshi,zaibaipozhudeyanzhongyedingduoshimianqiangnengsuanzuofeiwu。

erlinxiuzheigecengjingshirenyanzhongdewuxuetiancai,shiyigelianfeiwuburudehuose。

“baipozhu,nijianzhisangxinbingkuang!”wangyuxuanleiruyuxia,weiquzhiji。

“yuxuana,niyebietaishangxinle,nimayijingshiyigemingfuqishidefeiwule,nikuyemeiyong!”baipozhuyinyangguaiqi,guzuoguanxin。

jinjiezhe,sheidoumeiyouxiangdao,baipozhuhuixunwenxuanjian:“xuanjian,yibanfeiwushizenmechulide?”

xuanjianshuangshoubaoquan,langshenghuidadao:“huibingshaozongzhudehua,yibanchulifeiwudefangfayouliangzhong,diyitianmai,dierfenshao!”

cihuayichu,hedewangyuxuanzaiyebuyouyule,putongyishengjiuguizailebaipozhudemianqianketou。

咚咚咚……

wangyuxuanlianxukeshijigetou,kelianzhiji,modiaoyanlei,tayaoyaqiechi:“baipozhu,nixianzaikeyigun,nikeyilikaiwangjialeba!”

baipozhusongsongjian:“woshuoguoyaolikaima?”

“ni!”wangyuxuanyayindouyaochuxuele,“nizheigewulai,beibixiaoren,nishuowojiniguixiaketou,nijiu……”

“wojiuzenyang?”wangyuxuanzheigeshihoucaifaxianzijizhongjile,baipozhudequemeiyoushuoguozijiketoulejiuhuilikai。

zhenggewangjiazhanqindaigudesuoyouzurengongjiwushiduoren,quemeiyounagehuonileganshangquzuozheigechutouniao。

“suoyouwangjiazuren,quanbuguixiaketou,benshaoyekeyiraojipingbusi。”baipozhuqingmiaodanxiedishuo:“eduile,haiyoulinxiuzheigechunhuoyeyaoyiqi”。

“shenme!”linxiudengdashuangyan,yiweizijibuxingwangjiukeyitaoguozaibeixiuruyici,meicengxiang,haishimeiyoutaoguoqu。

wangfengmangjiandashiyiqu,diyigezouchulai,duilinxiushuo:“heng,dazhangfunengqunengshen,bujiushixiaguiketouma?”

扑通!咚咚咚……

王峰芒以身作则。

linxiushuangquanjinwo,shentidougenzhezhandouleqilai,dantameiyoubanfa,lianwangfengmangdouguile,tabuguibuxing!

“heng,sanshinianhedong……”

“pihuashaoshuo,guixia!”baipozhuyishenghechi!

rengxiabanjuhenhua,putongyisheng!jinjiezhelinxiuyeguizailebaipozhudemianqian。

“nimendoulengzhezuoshenme,haibukuaiguixia!”

jinjiezhe,yigegewangjiadezurenmen,caiyigegexinbuganqingbuyuandiguilexialai。

画面异常震撼。

yucitongshi,baipozhudenaohaili,xiangqilexitongfengleyiyangdedingdingsheng,qiyunzhihaizaifengkuangbaozhang!

shuang!zhaozheizhongsudu,laozihenkuaijiuyaotianxiawudile!

“baipozhu,nixianzaimanyilema?”yucitongshi,wangyuxuanhelinxiu,zheinanzhuhenvzhuduibaipozhudehenyiyeyijingdadaoledianfeng。

manyi?niyiweiwohuineimeqingyidifangguonihelinxiuma?

baipozhuxiemeiyixiao,shuo:“fangxin,zaichangzheimejiangnanmingliukanzheni,benshaoyeshuohuasuanhua,tongyibanimendanggepifangle!”

tingdaobaipozhuzheihua,laoyeziwangfengmangmengransongleyikouqi。

zhiyaobaipozhulikaijiuhao,baijiajiadayeda,genbenbuhuijijiaozheimediancaili。

zaiwangfengmangkanlai,baipozhubuguoshixianglainaoshifadianlaosao。

zhiyaobaipozhujieqile,neimefenghoudecailiyiranhaizaiwangjiadeshouzhong。

tajuedebaipozhuyaomianzi,buhuizaitituihaicailideshiqing。

danshi,henyihan,taxiangduole。

baipozhubuchongdao:“danqiantishi,cailixishuguihai!”

“shenme!”wangfengmanghunshenyidou。

“baipozhu,nishuozhiyaowomensuoyourenguixiaketou,nijiulikaide!”wangyuxuanyouganjuewangjiabeishuale。

“niganxishuawomen!”linxiushuangquanjinwo,tabufuqi,diyigezhanqilai。

“benshaoyejiushixishuanimenzenmele?”baipozhubianbenjiali,lishenghedao!

“beibi**zhitu,wogennipinle!”linxiunufachongguan!

“heng,pifuhandashu,kexiaobuziliang!”baipozhujixulengchaorefeng。

linxiu,niyuefennu,woyuekaixin!

jinulinxiuhuodedeqiyunzhi,yuanbijinuwangjianeixiezayulaideduo。

“jianlai!”linxiubaoheyishengdao,yishenshou。

tingdaolinxiudeyishengjianlai,wangyuxuanbachuyibingduanjian,chaozhelinxiupaoqu,“linxiugege,jiejian!”。

“jingnijian!”baipozhuyishenshou,zhangxinfanqiqiangjingxili。

tianjiwuqi,baijiadejingnijian。

“wodejingni,haijiwo!”linxiunubukee。

zheibajingnijian,shidangchubaipozhuweiletaowangyuxuanhuanxinsongchuqude。

算是物归原主。

baipozhujiangjingnijiufangzailinxiumianqian,kaikoushuo:“niyouzhongjiulaina,nitemeganshenshou,laozijiuduonishou!cao!”

**裸的威胁恐吓!

“你!”

“doujiwobizui!”zheigeshihou,jipinghuifuleyixietili,hechidao:“nimenhaixianbugoudiurenma?”

“妈!”

“niyejiwobizui!”jipingzaiwangjiadediweishenzhidoubudiyulaoyeziwangfengmang,takaikoushuodao:“shuyubaijiadedongxidouguihaijirenjiaba!”

“keshi……”tingdaozheihua,wangyuxuanhelinxiuliangrendoujinzhangleqilai。

zheixiebaobeiziyuanruguoguihai,neimelinxiuxiangyaozaibiyekaohedasaishangduokuihuiyichangjiannan。

“biekeshile!guihai!”jipingshenzhi,zaijueduiqiangdadeshilimianqian,renhedejiaobiandoushitulaode。

erqie,tagankending,baipozhujueduibushizhongrenkouzhongdefeiwu,erqieshiliyuanzaizijizhishang!