《fanpai：xiaohuamamazhuwoxiuxing》shiyibukuayueshikongyumingyunjiaozhidechuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuo，jiangshulebaipozhujipingzaixuedingedegoudebixiajinglidezhuanglimaoxian。baipozhujipingshenfuzhongren，bixuchuanyuebutongdeshidai，xunzhaoshenmidebaowubingzuzhixieeshilidefuhuo。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanlelishi、mituanheganrendegushi，jirankeyicongjipingdeshenshanglveduozhujiaoqiyunzhi，neimetayebudasuanfangguojiping。shixiangyixia，meitiangenjipingzaifangjianlidapuke，jiunenglveduo……jiangyinlingduzhezoujinyigelingrentaozuideshijie。
riluoxishan，yemujianglin。
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xiuluozhanchangshang，chongmanlejiusiyishengdeweixian，jinnianzheiyijiebiyedeyibaiweijingying，sheiyebuzhidaohuilaideshihouhainengshengjiwei。
zheiyiye，huoxushimouxierenliuzaijiangnanchengdezuihouyiye。
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“jinwanquanchangdexiaofei，youlinxianshengmaidan！”
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“砰！”
huran，jiuzaiwangyuxuangangyaodengshangvipkazuodeshihou，yimingnvfuwushengduanzhejiushui，pengdaoletaozuizaihuanhushengzhongdewangyuxuan。
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meixiangdaoquebeijianleyishendejiushui！
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“nalaidexiangbalao，zenmezuoshide，jiaonimenjinglilai！”
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……jiezhezheigejihui，zheixiexinshidailianmengchengyuandouxiangzhuangdalianmengdemingsheng。
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nvfuwusheng，beizheiyangshengshihaodadechangmianhedesesefadou，chadianjiuyaoguixiaketoule。
“suanle，kantazheiyangziyeburongyi，genbenpeibuqi。zanmenyebuweinanni，jiaonimenjinglilaiba！”
linxiuzouguolai，zhaidiaomojing，meitoujinsuo，guzuohaomaidadudishuodao。
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ranernvfuwushengquegengjiajinzhangle，“biebiebie，qiunimen，buyaorangjinglilai，jingliyaoshizhidaole，wohuihencande。”
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dangran，weileweihuxingxiang，linxiuziranbukenengdangzhongweinanyigenvfuwusheng，yushitayaoqiujiubajinglichulaichuli。
shubuzhi，zheigeshiqingyaoshirangjinglizhidaole，zheigenvfuwushenggengcan。
jingliyejueduibuhuizijitaoyaobaodianqian，shuobailezerenhaishiyaonvfuwushengzijichengdan。
erqie，zheigenvfuwushenghaiyaochengshoujinglideduda。
zheigehuairen，rangjiubajinglilaizuo，linxiucaibuhuidanghuairen。
“burangnimenjinglilaichengdanzeren，nandaorangnilaichengdan？nichengdandeqimani？”wangyuxuanqiangrenzhunuqishuo：“fangxinba，womenbuhuiweinanniyigekumingrende。”
“yejiushipengshangwomenxinshidailianmeng，haoshuohua，yaoshipengshangqitaren，huozheshijiazi，nijiucanle！”
“haibukuaixiexiewangxiaojiebujijiao！”
“niyaojizhulinmengzhuhewangxiaojiededadu！”
……yiqunwudadejingying，duizheigenvfuwushengshuodao。
henkuai，jiubazongjinglilaile，duizhenvfuwushengdelianshangjiushipapalianggeerguang。
“duibuqiduibuqi，wangxiaojie，nongzanglenindequnzishiwomendejiubadeshizhi……”jingligongjingdidaoqian。
yinweijinglizhidao，linxiudamingruleiguaner，shixuanwuzongneimenzuikanhaodetiancai，ertazheigejiubajinglizhishixuanwuzongdewaimendizi，genbenbugandaimanlinxiuzheixieren。
“fanfan，nihailengzhezuoshenme？haibukuaiguixiaketoudaoqian？”jinglinudao。
“shenmeguixiaketou！”tingdaozheihua，fanfanyaoleyaozuichun，shuangquanjinwo。
guixiaketou，bukeneng，zheijueduibukeneng！
guixiaketou，taiwururenle。
“ng？nilonga？zhibuzhidaonidezuideshishei？tajiaolinxiu，wudatiancai，xuanwuzongtezhaodizi，yitadetianfu，yongbuleduojiu，zhidingnenggouchengweitangzhu，nichizaodoushiyaoguide！”jingliduizhefanfanfengkuangnuchi。
tingdaojinglidehua，linxiulianshangdejiaoaogengshangyicenglou，shifenshouyong。
ranerzaifanhuadejiedaoshang，baipozhugenlongxuezhengzaiguangjie。
“ai，wobataburangwoquqianxiancanjiashixi！shuotaiweixianle，wudaozongshifangzaixiuluozhanchangshanggenbenbugoukan，yaoqiuwodadaowuwangjingjiecainengjiaruzhanchang！”
longxuetanxiyisheng，tashijiangnanyuzhudezhangshangmingzhu，longzangfengziranbuyuanyitaqumaoxian。
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“heyibeima？zheihongyejiubashijiangnanchengzuihaohuadechangsuo，wohaiyizhimeijinquguo。”luguohongyejiubamenkou，longxuetiyiheyibei。
“meiwenti！”baipozhudandanyixiao，shuangshouchadou。
erdangliangrenjinrujiuba，quefaxianjingbaodeyinleyijingtingzhi，weilebushaoren，henduodoushiwudabiyedexueyuan，tamenxianzaishixuanwuzongchengyuan。
“zheishizenmehuishi？”longxueyeshunjianrentoufengxi，kanjianlelinxiuhewangyuxuan。
“kankanxian！”baipozhuqianzhelongxue，zuozailezuigaokazuoshangguankan。
zhijian，linxiuyingzitingba，shuangshouchadou，yifulingdaopaitouduiyimingnvfuwushengshuodao：
“womenyebushibujiangdaolideren，shishijiushinihuilexuanerdeliuxianqunpeibuqi。nishuobazenmechuli，yiqiedouhaoshangliang，women，buweinanrenheren，dangranyebuhuichiyabakui。”
baipozhusuanshimingbaileshiqingdeyuanwei，**nijiedelinxiu，haishuobuweinanren，nihaiyaobuyaodianbilian？neimeduorenxiongshenesha，baoweiyigenvfuwusheng，haishuojiangdaoli！zhenshigou**de！
wangyuxuanshuo：“nijiaofanfanshiba，jibenxiaojieguixiaketou，hennanma！”
wangyuxuanshizaijieshoubule，taxianzaigenzhelinxiushuizhangchuangao，anlishuoyigexiaoxiaodefuwushengyinggaiduitabigongbijing，xianggouyiyangzaitamianqianyaotoubaiwei，keshizheigenvfuwuyuanlengshibuxiaguiketou。
zaiwangyuxuankanlai，zheixieputongdicengrenmin，bujitaxiaguiketou，jiushikanbuqita，duitadeyizhongquwuru。
yaozhidao，dangchulianguwuzongshaozhubaipozhudoucengbuzhiyiciguizaitamianqianqiuai。
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raner，fanfanzheilianggezi，rangbaipozhuxintouyitiao，huranjiuzhanleqilai！
“zenmele？”longxuebeibaipozhuhurandejudongheleyitiao。
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他叫，逆鳞！
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ruguonenggoujiangnilinzhaoruguwuzonghuixia，zheigeshijie，tianshangtianxia，weiwoduzun！
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woyounilin，shendangshashen，fodangshafo！
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