“sizhu，nikeyiqusile，yaobunigancuizibaoba，yaoburangancuirangwozishadele。neikeshihuanggonglidedianxinei，jingrancaizhiyibaigexianjidian？nihaijiwo，badianxinhaijiwo。”
taningyuanzijichile，hainengchangchangwei。
zhiting，xitonglenglengdao：【yijingxianjidewupin，bukefanhui。】
shenmuxuelianseshunjianyinchen。
“sizhu，nijiwochulai。”
出来看她不打死它！
raner，denglebantian，sijichenchen，banshangmeiyoufanying，jiuzaishenmuxueyiweitabuhuizaichuxiandeshihou。
【wanwujiekexianji，yueshiguizhongdewupin，duihuandexianjidianyueduo，zhurenhaohaonuli，duoduoxianji。】
shenmuxuewenyan，“hehe”lengxiaoleliangsheng。
“wobazheiyizhengzuohuanggongxianjijini，nidaoshijilaoniangshuoshuo，nenghuanduoshaojinxianjidian。”
yiyi，tayaoxianjidaohouniangmayue，cainengdedaoyiyi？
啊，呸！
猴年马月。
【huanggongbushuyuzhurende，zhurenzhinengxianjishuyuzhurendedongxi。】
咋办？
tazhendehenxiangbaocukou，haoxiangzhuakuang！
“滚！”
yishengnuhou，xitongguaiguaixiaxianle。
shenchuanhanshoulegexiaoqigaidanggongzhuyishi，limachuanbianzhengzuohuanggong。
danggongzhongweiyidegongzhu，shenchuanhanweiyidenver，bingqiehaishishenchuanhanxinzhongbaiyueguangsuoshengdeshenchenyadezhicishishi，yibianzichoudazaimianqiandetaijianlianshang。
yidaomuzhicuxidexuehen，guangshikanzhedoujuetengtongbuyi，neitaijianquesisideyaozhuzuichun，buganchusheng。
“nishuofuhuangshoulegexiaoqigaidanggongzhu？haijitacileming？”
“huibinggongzhu，shide。”taijianzhanzhanweiweidehuiyingdao。
“她在哪儿？”
buguocaisisuiban，shenchenyazhenggerenquehunshensanfazheyiguyinandeqixi，rangsihouzhedegongnvtaijianzhibuzhudehaipazhandou。
“婉清宫。”
“shenme，fuhuangjingranrangneigeqigaizhuzaiwanqinggong？”
yaozhidao，zheiwanqinggongkeshishenchuanhanteyiweishenchenyademuqinyanwanqingerhuafenchulai，qinbitizidegongdian，jiulianshenchenyazheigeqinshengnverdoubunengsuiyijinruwanqinggong，rujinquebeiyigexiaoqigaijiuzhanquechaole？
“gongzhu，ninyaoqunaer？”
“woyaoquzhaoneige**！”
jianshenchenyanuqichongchongdelikaiyuhuagong，taijiangongnvmenlianmangzhuileshangqu。
shenmuxuezhengshuidexiangtianshi，hurantingdao“honglong”yisheng。
yigejingzhan，shenmuxuewutitoudideshuaidaozaidi，yigeyuanrunde**，dingzhetian。
yipanghouzhedegongnv，jianzhuangrenbuzhuxiangyaopenxiao，zuizhonghaishiyinrenzhule，shenshoulianmangjiangshenmuxuechanfuqilai。
jinjiezhe，youshi“honglong”yisheng。
“外面怎么了？”
jiangxingweixingdeshenmuxueshenshoucalecahaizaimimideshuangyan，dazhehaqianwendao。
“haoxiangshiqingyagongzhuguolaile。”
“清雅公主？”
“shide，zheiweiqingyagongzhu，shizhijinhuangshangweiyidezisi，jiazhiyoushihuangshangzuiaierzaoshidewanqinghuanghouniangniangsuosheng，yincishifenshouzhongrenxiai。”
婉清皇后？
yuemojiushishenchuanhanxinmuzhongdeneigebaiyueguangba！
yizhuantou，bianjiansihoutadeyahuanchunchanshenqingguaiyidemoyang，shenmuxuebujiedewendao：“nizenmezheifubiaoqing，zenmele？”
zhangzuirudonglehaojifan，chunchanlengshimeizuoshuochukou，zuihouqingtanyisheng。
“wanghou，ruogongzhujiandaoqingyagongzhu，bianraodaoerxingba，qingyagongzhubushizanmensuonengzhaoredezuide。”
zheifanying，fanergengshiyinqishenmuxuedehaoqixinle。
“死猪，在吗？”
【……】
【wobujiaosizhu，wojiaozhushu。】
“sheiguanni！wowenni，zheiqingyashizahuishi？”
【shifouyongyibaigexianjidiandakairenshe。】
zheihuayichulai，shenmuxueshunjianmannaomendeheixian。
啊！！！
caicundeyibaigexianjidian！
“开！”
【qingyagongzhu，shenchenya，sisuiban，huangdishenchuanhanweiyidezisi，shifendejiaozong、diaomanrenxing，zuixiquanyanglaohu。】
还圈养了一头老虎？
“……”
“这么重口味？”
【……】
“xiaoxiaonianji，jingranjiuzheimexiongcan，zhangdayihouhaidele！”
xiangxiang，shenmuxuezhibuzhudehunshenyidou。
“让开！”
“qingyagongzhu，qingxuegongzhushangweiqishen，rangnucaixianxingjinqutongbaoyishengba。”
“你敢拦我？”
taijianbeihedehunshenyizhan，lianmangyaotou，zhongshibugandezuishenchenya，rangkaile。
“xiaoqigai，jibengongzhuchulai！”
fangnei，shenmuxuewuyandeshenshouwalewaerduo，“qie”yisheng。
她傻呀！
mingzhidaoduifangshilaizhaotamafande，erqiehaishinaozibutaizhengchang，xihaojiqibiantaide，tanaozihuailecaichuqu。
“chunchan，wohaopapaya！”
shenmuxuezhijiepudaochunchandehuaizhong，cengleceng。
【……】
【niqueding，nizhendepa？】
“bizui，bushuohua，meirendangnishiyaba。”
“gongzhu，meishide，nubiyidinghuibaohugongzhu。”
menwai，shenchenyahaizaineijiaoxiaozhe。
“xiaoqigai，jibengongzhuchulai，tingdaomeiyou？”
jiudeng，yebujianwuneiderenyourenhedefanying，shenchenyadunshibiannule。
“hao，nibuchulaishiba，nibuchulai，wobiandazheixienucaimen。”
shuozhe，bianyangqishouzhongdebianzi，henhendechoudalehuiqu。
“啊！”
yishengjianruidecanjiaosheng，jiangshenmuxuehedehunshenyidou。
“zanmenhaishichuquqiaoqiaoba。”
zenmeshuo，zijixianzaihaodaiyeshigegongzhu，napayuhuangdimeiyourenhedexueyuanguanxi，danzenmeshuozijixianrujinyeshizheiwanqinggongdezhuzi，zenmeyebunengrangrenqifuletaderenbushi！
tazheirenyemeishenmemaobing，jiushitebiedehuduan！
jueduibuyunxu，bierenqifuletaderen。
“gongzhu，zanmenzhendeyaochuquma？”
xiangdaoqingyagongzhudebiaohan，chunchanneigexiaoxingan，zhandoudeya，tazhuyaoshihaipazijihubuzhushenmuxue。
“chuqu，dangranyaochuqu。fangxin，wohuibaohunide。”
shenmuxuejuedezheijiaochunchandegongnvhaibulai，mingzhidaotazhiqianshigexiaoqigai，quebingmeiyoudaizheyouseyanguangkanta。
xiangfan，chunchanshifendewenrou，xiaoxinerzixidezhaoguta。
还有……
shenmuxueshuangyanweimidedingzhechunchanneifuaorendeshencai，youqixiongqianneiduibotaoxiongyong，ruanhuhude，kaozaitahuaizhong，zuishishufule。
“shinubibaohugongzhucaishi。”
gangzouchufangjian，bianjianyigexiaoxiaoderener，huizheshouzhongdebianzi，yixiayouyixiadedazaigongnvtaijianshenshang。
“住手！”